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Enigmatic Impediment

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We're intelligent cavemen in a pre-space era, we can figure this out.

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Enigmatic Impediment @enigmatic-i.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
PSA: if you play Pokemon TCGP and you use Greninja on a deck that isn't water I'm conceding immediately and you're not getting a thanks/free shop card
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Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
I think that theory might be wrong though. I think it may be a comfort issue. But, like, if you can do a town hall with 20 people, you can do an instagram live with 200. If you can do a stump speech, you can do a video essay. The skills aren’t that different, but they do need to be developed.
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Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
I’m not sure what the dominant theory about this is but I think it’s “if dems do a bunch of internet stuff they will make mistakes and it will be even worse” but I think we have to be past that. “It is better for no one to notice me than to get negative attention” is killing America.
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Elon Musk has now set his sights on the U.S. gold reserves at Fort Knox, insisting on personally ensuring the gold remains intact. The vault was last opened to journalists and a congressional delegation in 1974.
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Mark Cuban @mcuban.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Is there anyone out there that is mapping any delayed or cancelled federal payments ? Would be really interesting to see which towns and cities are going to be hit
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
"This woke has cost us a fortune and cost us our reputation." What the hell does that even mean? His mind is just a soiled diaper filled with grievances and gutter gossip.
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Enigmatic Impediment @enigmatic-i.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
@cpsc.gov Please tell me y'all are okay? 😭 RIP CFPB
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Isaac Dovere @isaacdovere.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Buttigieg’s response to Trump vis Twitter, on multiple levels:
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
If you are a federal worker being offered a buyout, I would advise against taking it. Of course, this is a personal decision for everyone and it’s your choice. But these offers are a rush job. The legality is questionable and this admin does not keep to its word. They aren’t firing for a reason.
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Normalizing spelling out what people actually mean when they cite DEI rather than letting them hide behind the safe cover of a euphemism that's been sapped of meaning
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Pearlmania500 @pearlmania500.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Maybe print them as stickers and put them on egg cartons and gas pumps for the next three months?
Higher prices
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Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Over on the other site Elon Musk said that DOGE stopped $50M of condoms from being delivered to Gaza which Trump the repeated several times but it turns out that was the number for all contraceptive support from USAID everywhere on Earth, of which none went to Palestinians.
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NPR @npr.org · 30/01/2025
More Florida cities are deciding to end fluoridation in their water after some inconclusive research suggests exposure to amounts twice as high as is used in the U.S. is associated with cognitive impairment in children. via @cfpublicmedia.bsky.social
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More Florida communities are pulling back from fluoride. Here’s why
Some recent studies found fluoride exposure is associated with cognitive impacts in children, but the research isn’t conclusive. Still, many Central Floridians say there’s enough evidence to warrant c...
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Stephen King @stephenking.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Gosh, I remember when we had an actual president instead of a loudmouth bully who won't take responsibility for his actions.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 30/01/2025
ALSOBROOKS: You said 'we should not be giving Black people the same vaccine schedule that is given to whites.' Can you please explain what you meant? RFK Jr: There's a series of studies ... ALSOBROOKS: What different schedule would you say I should've recevied?
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Enigmatic Impediment @enigmatic-i.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
😂😂😂
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Pearlmania500 @pearlmania500.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
I have spoken to multiple Pennsylvania swing voters who told me they voted for him cause he was gonna “end the wars”.
Bird box meme making fun of anti-war Trump voters now that we are gonna invade Panama and Greenland.
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 08/01/2025
Data nerds - do you know about analytics.usa.gov? You can see website data across many US government websites including ours! analytics.usa.gov/consumer-pro...
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analytics.usa.gov | The US government's web traffic.
Official data on web traffic to thousands of US federal government websites. Published by the Digital Analytics Program.
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Destiny | Steven Bonnell II @destiny.gg · 05/01/2025
If you order DoorDash or UberEats more than twice a month, you are not living “paycheck to paycheck.”
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Cary Weldy @thecarebear.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
Always remember January 6. Always fight for democracy, peace, and equality for all. Always fight for civility, decency, and the rule of law.
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Mike Kegil @mikekegil.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
I stand by this.
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Enigmatic Impediment @enigmatic-i.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
Guest on CSPAN: "The Republicans need to take a break so that they can negotiate.... with Republicans"
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Enigmatic Impediment @enigmatic-i.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
Is anyone else watching this speaker vote right now??
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Pearlmania500 @pearlmania500.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Nancy Pelosi telling Hakeem Jeffries that this is his speaker’s chair while she picks more 74 year old cancer patients for democrat leadership positions from her hip replacement surgery hostpital bed between insider trading sessions.
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 30/12/2024
Jimmy Carter won’t read your defense of his crimes against humanity but the hot communist on Bluesky might
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 30/12/2024
Jimmy Carter putting his peanut farm into a blind trust reminds me of that time Donald Trump’s son-in-law took $2 Billion from the Saudis who murdered Jamal Khashoggi.
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lizzo @lizzobeeating.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
NEVER FORGET in the 90s Hollywood wanted to cast Julia Roberts as Harriet Tubman When they brought up the fact that Harriet was black they said.. AND I QUOTE: “It was so long ago. No one is going to know the difference.’” 🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭
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Enigmatic Impediment @enigmatic-i.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
"I have many H1-B visas on my properties" Like they're commodities!! They're highly skilled immigrants!
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StrictlyChristo 🇺🇦🌻 @strictlychristo.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
If a bully is paying you and helping you win elections, then of course you will side with the bully and blame the victim for defending themselves.
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
so if I'm understanding the tech-bro position correctly, it's this
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Destiny | Steven Bonnell II @destiny.gg · 16/12/2024
Can someone explain how MAGAts are able to simultaneously believe in so many diametrically opposed conspiracy theories? How was COVID-19 a Chinese bioweapon that leaked from a lab, but also supposedly harmless at the same time?
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 15/12/2024
like i have been saying, a lot of americans do not treat politics as “real” — they approach it with an ironic distance that allows them to treat clear threats and statements of intent as mere rhetoric. www.nytimes.com/2024/12/15/u...
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Enigmatic Impediment @enigmatic-i.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
I really love early American history and I was reminded that today was the Bill of Rights birthday from 1791. I feel like that being literally 15 years after the Declaration of Independence should be more common knowledge 🤷‍♂️
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Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Can I just say, making fun of New Jersey was only ever a thing because the New Yorkers who wrote TV shows in the 90s only knew about three states. New Jersey is great.
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Alabama Political Reporter @alreporter.com · 13/12/2024
The AMCC agreed to reduce licensee fees by 25 percent as members fretted about license applicants’ finances.
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AMCC cuts fees, discusses ongoing arbitration during monthly meeting
The AMCC agreed to reduce licensee fees by 25 percent as members fretted about license applicants’ finances.
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Pearlmania500 @pearlmania500.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
I would get banned from every website if I said the obvious right now.
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Lakota Man 🪶 @lakotaman.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Who here agrees?
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
I’m going to say something bold here and publicly state that “murder is not the way to solve national problems” but suffering from chronic debilitating pain seems to be a much more logical reason for someone to go apeshit than women being in Star Wars
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Enigmatic Impediment @enigmatic-i.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
THIS! That was my immediate thought when Ben started his comments on the situation, what is the difference between Kyle and Luigi??
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Pearlmania500 @pearlmania500.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
White internet leftists: “The revolution is nearly here. This is our moment for real systemic change! Class consciousness!” January 20th, 2025 at noon:
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ALT: a man in a blue suit and red tie stands in a crowd
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Enigmatic Impediment @enigmatic-i.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Many people don't know that some courthouses in AL have rent costs. When we don't fully fund the judicial system then it starts to overcharge and nickel and dime us
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Celeste Ng @pronounced-ing.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Me: I will just relax for a few minutes by playing a mindless game on my phone Phone: Cool, every 90 seconds you will just need to watch a little animated snuff film featuring a mother and child freezing to death, or a king slowly being crushed against a spiky wall by piles of falling rubble
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Alabama Political Reporter @alreporter.com · 11/12/2024
"Some Alabama lawmakers want to repeal the OT tax exemption to pay the private school tuition for rich families."
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Opinion | Killing overtime tax exemption is class warfare
Some Alabama lawmakers want to repeal the OT tax exemption to pay the private school tuition for rich families.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 04/12/2024
you’re telling me trump lied to you and doesn’t care whether you work or not?
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a man in a blue striped shirt and tie is saying oh my god wow
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James Scott @jamesscott998.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Revenge is a good plot line for a movie not a national policy stance.
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Bill McKay @mckay4senate.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
The "Harris will draft us, vote Trump!" takes were just completely divorced from the reality of who was asking for "battle plans" to invade a bordering nation of 130 million people and who wasn't, but they make more sense as a male identity politics response to "vote Harris because of Roe!"
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