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Moriarty 🇨🇦

@enigmapie.bsky.social
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Reader of funny books. Exquisite taste in music. Athlete. Artist. Writer. Vegan. Lifelong Habs fan. Lived in six of Canada’s 10 provinces. Did I mention lifelong Habs fan?

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Moriarty 🇨🇦 @enigmapie.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Blah blah blah and blah blah moreover blah blah blah (insert meaningless call to action) blah blah blah …
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alyc.bsky.social @alyc.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
It’s pretty clear he thinks most brown people are allowed to exist because of his good grace, and for that, they should be thankful. But the truth is that he’s a malodorous tonsil stone.
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Moriarty 🇨🇦 @enigmapie.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
@theauthorguy.bsky.social lovely to read your insights in The Guardian today (How to start writing a book).
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Moriarty 🇨🇦 @enigmapie.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
You know, Kate, I was just thinking that.
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Moriarty 🇨🇦 @enigmapie.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Having to salute General Bonespurs would feel like such an indignity.
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Moriarty 🇨🇦 @enigmapie.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
By about 200 pounds
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Moriarty 🇨🇦 @enigmapie.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I have found numerous main stream media stories reporting on this. Why is it that no one in the united states seems capable of just telling a researched truth.
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Moriarty 🇨🇦 @enigmapie.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Ruin a book by adding a word: A Brief History of Time Shares.
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Moriarty 🇨🇦 @enigmapie.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
He’s moving like a fat Susan Dell
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Moriarty 🇨🇦 @enigmapie.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Wish it were true. It’s not.
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Moriarty 🇨🇦 @enigmapie.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Why is she moving her head like a bird?
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Moriarty 🇨🇦 @enigmapie.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
They know the slaughter is coming yet they continue to gargle his smegma
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Moriarty 🇨🇦 @enigmapie.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Insufferable whining little bitch.
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Moriarty 🇨🇦 @enigmapie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Balsa wood weights
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Moriarty 🇨🇦 @enigmapie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Give me one example, outside of a quote, wherein a media outlet labels anyone “radical leftist.” Your post makes it seem like this terminology is prevalent, so finding one example ought to be easy.
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Moriarty 🇨🇦 @enigmapie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Ironic post.
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Moriarty 🇨🇦 @enigmapie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
How do they sleep at night
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Moriarty 🇨🇦 @enigmapie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Another notch in the sickle of the Orange Reaper.
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Moriarty 🇨🇦 @enigmapie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Phil Lynott -- legend, heroin addict, and one boss bass player. The Stranglers cover of Walk on By has the sweetest of all bass grooves IMO
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Moriarty 🇨🇦 @enigmapie.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Slamming weights down at all is annoying and ridiculous. Lunkheads being lunkheads. But slamming the weights down carelessly is dangerous. Agree. Lifetime ban 👍
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Moriarty 🇨🇦 @enigmapie.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Gutless toadies.
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Moriarty 🇨🇦 @enigmapie.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
An Alpo Male
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Moriarty 🇨🇦 @enigmapie.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
You are a better person than me because I plan to laugh harder than the first time I ripped a doob.
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Moriarty 🇨🇦 @enigmapie.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
If they had a sense of humour, he would have been rolled out with a fork in his leg.
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Moriarty 🇨🇦 @enigmapie.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Yup. They sure will.
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Moriarty 🇨🇦 @enigmapie.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
He has that open-mouth, I’m-nearing-death look
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Andrew Weinstein @andrewjweinstein.com · 09/09/2026
You know who actually did show up at Ground Zero? Canadian emergency rescue crews.
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Moriarty 🇨🇦 @enigmapie.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
“I am a big guy, plus I shit my pants. Runny diarrhea everywhere. They lifted me up and said ‘sir, we have to get you and the shit in your pants out of here’.”
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Moriarty 🇨🇦 @enigmapie.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
What an embarrassment.
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Moriarty 🇨🇦 @enigmapie.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Humane society stamp, is my guess. She is new in my life. A sweet, beautiful buddy
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Moriarty 🇨🇦 @enigmapie.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
This is Crackerjack aka The Cracker aka CJ #Caturday #booksky
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Moriarty 🇨🇦 @enigmapie.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
He reminds me a lot of Manitoba Premier Wab Kinew. Smart, quick, fearless, funny, and grounded. A meteoric star on the national stage if he wins.
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Moriarty 🇨🇦 @enigmapie.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Well that all but guarantees Canadian prosperity
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Moriarty 🇨🇦 @enigmapie.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Yes, your entire country stopped talking about it. You are the only beacon in the universe pursuing questions around the existence of Mitch McConnell.
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The Lincoln Project @lincolnproject.us · 01/09/2026
Limp, impotent, saggy... and that's just his polls. youtu.be/FhjyO5rVi3E
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NEW LINCOLN PROJECT AD: Weak
YouTube video by The Lincoln Project
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Vegan Horizon @veganhorizon.substack.com · 01/09/2026
“Most farmed animals are so miserable that we can’t even imagine how miserable they are.” — Karen Davis You don't need to participate in this violence.
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Moriarty 🇨🇦 @enigmapie.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
The self-abasement is hilarious
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Moriarty 🇨🇦 @enigmapie.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
You literally made the universe.
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Moriarty 🇨🇦 @enigmapie.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
An empty suit
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Moriarty 🇨🇦 @enigmapie.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Why stop at prison?
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Moriarty 🇨🇦 @enigmapie.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I’m amazed he didn’t call it Lake Trump or Lake Dontario.
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Moriarty 🇨🇦 @enigmapie.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Actually, the goalie has crossed the red line and we’re coming over the boards
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Moriarty 🇨🇦 @enigmapie.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Rock quarry
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Moriarty 🇨🇦 @enigmapie.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
#Caturday ❤️
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Moriarty 🇨🇦 @enigmapie.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
New York Dolls. Too Much Too Soon.
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Moriarty 🇨🇦 @enigmapie.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Feckless idiot
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Moriarty 🇨🇦 @enigmapie.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
American exceptionalism was always a crock of shit.
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Moriarty 🇨🇦 @enigmapie.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
It was also published by Tiger Beat
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Moriarty 🇨🇦 @enigmapie.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Build it then livestream its razing after the ‘28 election
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Moriarty 🇨🇦 @enigmapie.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Jumping mother of Jesus, were the letters leaked by Tiger Beat?
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