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Walkable City Texas Ranger

@energyturtle.bsky.social
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bay area. architect. believer in tomorrow. texas tech sports. mavs. rangers. urban gardening. dogs. urban sketching. probably walking somewhere

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Walkable City Texas Ranger @energyturtle.bsky.social · 3m
bobby hill saying “maybe the alamo just isn’t that important”
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Walkable City Texas Ranger @energyturtle.bsky.social · 19m
do we have the technology to make a toilet seat cold immediately after someone uses it?
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Walkable City Texas Ranger @energyturtle.bsky.social · 30m
it was a historic military tactical blunder. they were severely outnumbered and attempted to defend an indefensible position.
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Walkable City Texas Ranger @energyturtle.bsky.social · 3h
a chest freezer full of pre made burritos sounds pretty good
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Walkable City Texas Ranger @energyturtle.bsky.social · 3h
is this going to fail, lead to a bay area public transit/traffic armageddon that pisses everyone off and leads to people complaining about politicians not doing anything
sfgate.com
Critical Bay Area transit funding measure failing in latest poll
Only 48% of respondents said they would vote for the tax measure.
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Walkable City Texas Ranger @energyturtle.bsky.social · 3h
a bean and cheese burrito always hits
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Walkable City Texas Ranger @energyturtle.bsky.social · 5h
you must live in a bubble if you’ve never seen this??!
Bluray Ding
SYDNEY SWEENEY
GLEN POWELL
ANYONE BUT YOU
FROM THE DIRECTOR OF EASY A AND FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS
MA 15+
Strong coarse language
RESTRICTED
"ONE OF THE BEST
ROMANTIC COMEDIES IN YEARS!"
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Walkable City Texas Ranger @energyturtle.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
when iowa goes blue
a man holding up a shirt that says “Jinping Welcome back to Iowa”
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Carole with an e @crwright.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Voyager 1 is running on less memory than a single photo in your camera roll—69 KB. Its data is saved to an 8-track tape & software was developed when "the cloud" was in the sky. NASA sends commands and the old thing answers. And yet your brand new laptop freezes because you opened too many tabs.
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Walkable City Texas Ranger @energyturtle.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
i’ve had this song bit bouncing around my head that’s “i’ve got big naturals…” but sung to the tune of a fall out boy song that i cant remember because all their song titles are full ass sentences
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Walkable City Texas Ranger @energyturtle.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
bands need to bring back full length sentence song titles
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Walkable City Texas Ranger @energyturtle.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
def not walker, texas ranger. the badness is the goodness.
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Walkable City Texas Ranger @energyturtle.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
nermal?
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Walkable City Texas Ranger @energyturtle.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
the blockheads from gumby
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Walkable City Texas Ranger @energyturtle.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
if they’re choosing abilene texas over you, it wasn’t meant to be, bro
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Walkable City Texas Ranger @energyturtle.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
why doesn’t every single defender wear a guardian cap size extra huge? if it was me, i would be taking advantage of anything and everything that could potentially reduce an offensive players field of vision and give me an edge
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Walkable City Texas Ranger @energyturtle.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
i’m going to get the league high score this week but it would have been even higher if i didn’t make some dumbass moves.
The League of Mutuals
THE TETAIROA OFFENSIVE
133.92 153.51
H2H
KANSAS CITY CHEFS
119.62 119.62
98%
2%
My Team
Matchup
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Walkable City Texas Ranger @energyturtle.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
if that happened, we’re going straight to the cool zone
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Walkable City Texas Ranger @energyturtle.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
it was as good as that but better because i didn’t need a chair. i did a surrender cobra pose. pushed my shoulder together and lifted my head forward. incredible results.
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Walkable City Texas Ranger @energyturtle.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
i wish you could have heard the back crack i just got between my shoulders
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Walkable City Texas Ranger @energyturtle.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
i can make my own dog shit decisions, thank you very much.
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Walkable City Texas Ranger @energyturtle.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
“jesus had the biggest hog i’ve ever seen. yeah, i was in heaven for 18 days”
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Otto von Biz Markie @donachaidh.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The mere fact that anyone is rich enough to spend that much money to avoid being taxed is maybe the best case that these motherfuckers need to be taxed
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Walkable City Texas Ranger @energyturtle.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
haha remember laquon treadwell
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
British guy getting excited for Colts-Commanders: Oi, bruv, the beautiful game.
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Bryan Fischer @bryandfischer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
#CJK5H
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Walkable City Texas Ranger @energyturtle.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
mizzou should be ranked top 10 after this game
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
FOUNDING FATHER FETTY WAPPING
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James Madison 38
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Stan Oklobdzija @stano.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It may seem like small potatoes in the grand scheme of things, but I'd argue that "trunk or treat" represents American society's greatest failure.
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Walkable City Texas Ranger @energyturtle.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
matt campbell is no james franklin
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Walkable City Texas Ranger @energyturtle.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
haha northwestern ran for HOW many yards last night?!?
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Walkable City Texas Ranger @energyturtle.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
haha! wow, you learn something new everyday, def thought it was 8. that should do it
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Walkable City Texas Ranger @energyturtle.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
this thought was originally inspired by this goofy looking zoox self driving car.
a goofy looking zoox car. it doesn’t really look like a car. just a box with wheels
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Walkable City Texas Ranger @energyturtle.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
lol wait how many legs do crabs have?
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Walkable City Texas Ranger @energyturtle.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
if we have the opportunity to replace cars wheels with crab like legs…should we do it?
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Pablo Torre @pablo.show · 03/10/2026
Sorry I am still grappling with the fact that the dog was also onstage at Life Surge
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Walkable City Texas Ranger @energyturtle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
this google gemini ad on the side of an sf muni cable car feels like vandalism
number 24 san francisco municipal railway car with a google gemini ad on it.
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Walkable City Texas Ranger @energyturtle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
thankfully no chicken to be found. but a maple bar flavor with like a hit of salt
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Walkable City Texas Ranger @energyturtle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
hahah i totally get it. they’re WEIRD
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Walkable City Texas Ranger @energyturtle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
so good
a package of chicken. and waffle oreos
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Walkable City Texas Ranger @energyturtle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
my qualm with them is that the serving size is 2 cookies when the serving size for regular ass oreos is 3 cookies
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Walkable City Texas Ranger @energyturtle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
i bought these and they’re actually really good.
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YIMBYonese Liberation Army @dingbattitude.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
“a building located in an R5(CW) zone shall not cast a shadow on a lot located in the R4 or R5 zone for more than two hours each day between the hours of 9AM and 3PM on the Winter Solstice and 9AM and 5PM on the Summer Solstice”
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Daniel Swain @weatherwest.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Global model ensembles are in strong agreement that a prolonged &anomalous nearly West-wide autumn heatwave will develop this week & persist for 10+ days. While some daytime records may be set, this event will be more notable for its persistence & breadth. [Thread]
Map showing predicted temperature anomalies in early October from the ECMWF ensemble across the western U.S. Nearly the entire region is painted red and pink, indicating widespread very warm anomalies.
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Walkable City Texas Ranger @energyturtle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
if i’m out walking my dog and your car is blocking the sidewalk, i’m leaving you a present on your windshield. i’m not even sorry, it’s late and dark and your shouldn’t be parked there
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Walkable City Texas Ranger @energyturtle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i just looked it up, idaho voted for trump 66% to harris’s 30% lol. gop has to juice their fundraising, but could you imagine
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 01/10/2026
"I was always really conscious of having the appropriate amenities," Mike Tomlin says of bathroom counts in the Minecraft buildings he began 12 years ago
youtube.com
EP 1: ROOFTOPS, PENTHOUSES, AND URBAN LIVING
YouTube video by Mike Tomlin
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Walkable City Texas Ranger @energyturtle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i’m going to keep posting this and i’m not sorry.
the full jeb senate map. 69 seats. nice!
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Walkable City Texas Ranger @energyturtle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i wish i could get a door dash drone to delivery me a burrito on my office balcony
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JP Acosta @acosta32jp.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
ITS HAPPENING
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