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Sen. Eric Schmitt accuses Jack Smith of colluding with Hawkeye from MASH.

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end times bacon @endtimesbacon.bsky.social · 19h

Bari Weiss says vandals broke into 60 Minutes and hired Ross Douthat.

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end times bacon @endtimesbacon.bsky.social · 19h

Anthropic can’t even implement guardrails in the accounting department.

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end times bacon @endtimesbacon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

President forces General Mills to add Arch marshmallows to Lucky Charms.

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end times bacon @endtimesbacon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Tesla develops way to pass Grey Poupon between cars without having to roll down windows.

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end times bacon @endtimesbacon.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Presidents Trump and Xi break down their favorite Bond films on Rogan.

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end times bacon @endtimesbacon.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Harvey Weinstein, who is not president, has been sentenced to 15 years in prison for a sex crime in New York.

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end times bacon @endtimesbacon.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

ProPublica reports some people mistake Tom Homan for Susan Collins.

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end times bacon @endtimesbacon.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Former New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie is considering trying out for major league baseball.

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end times bacon @endtimesbacon.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Meta claims Muse can make restaurant reservations or a hair appointment. In reality, these calls are made by Marco Rubio.

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end times bacon @endtimesbacon.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Trump tells UN he is officially renaming the Shire to Little America.

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end times bacon @endtimesbacon.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Trump tells UN he is renaming AI to Premium Intelligence or Magnum PI.

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end times bacon @endtimesbacon.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Paramount settlement paves way for invasion of Poland.

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end times bacon @endtimesbacon.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Trump now says DC Arch will serve as a Tesla charging station.

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I am a one-issue voter: Get Republicans out of office.

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end times bacon @endtimesbacon.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Mitch McConnell spotted at Atrium Cafe with JFK Jr.

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end times bacon @endtimesbacon.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

FDA expected to erase limits on shards of glass allowed in cereals.

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end times bacon @endtimesbacon.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Trump says he’ll give each cleric $5000, if they turn over their nuclear weapons.

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end times bacon @endtimesbacon.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

“I missed the mark. I meant to say there are only men and those who cook, clean and do laundry.”

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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

You have a much better chance of seeing Mitch McConnell than getting those $5,000 checks from President Pickpocket.

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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

If you have to speak fluent English to serve in the US government, how the hell is Markwayne Mullin DHS Secretary?

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end times bacon @endtimesbacon.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Trump predicts Melania will sleep with him after the election.

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end times bacon @endtimesbacon.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

“The war will be over shortly after the election, right after I buy everyone a Lamborghini.”

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end times bacon @endtimesbacon.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Kushner said he prefers trilateral talks as they allow him to concentrate on Wordle.

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end times bacon @endtimesbacon.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

President says Billie Jean King is not his lover.

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end times bacon @endtimesbacon.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

President to build giant arch in two weeks on his head.

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end times bacon @endtimesbacon.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Due to missile shortages, Maria Bartiromo volunteers to be fired at Iran.

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end times bacon @endtimesbacon.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Pentagon says it’s not unusual to get bombed at wedding parties.

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end times bacon @endtimesbacon.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Trump warns Iranian leaders he’ll make them watch advanced copies of Melania docuseries, if they respond to attacks.

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end times bacon @endtimesbacon.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Trump loves data centers, because they drown out Lara.

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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Hegseth has taken out more American generals than Iranian ones.

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end times bacon @endtimesbacon.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Johnny Depp tries to find the "gray area" in Supreme Court ruling.

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end times bacon @endtimesbacon.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Google Maps renames Supreme Court to Court of America.

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end times bacon @endtimesbacon.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

In a 5-4 split, the Supreme Court decides to stand back and stand by.

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end times bacon @endtimesbacon.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Trump signs executive order allowing farmers to make bacon from Venezuelan oil.

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end times bacon @endtimesbacon.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

President offers Iranian leaders signed copies of The Art of the Deal.

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end times bacon @endtimesbacon.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Military leaders warn Hegseth, “You can’t make missiles from bread and fish.”

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end times bacon @endtimesbacon.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Google Maps accidentally reveals Ann Frank’s location.

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end times bacon @endtimesbacon.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Trump signs order to rename America Ferrera.

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end times bacon @endtimesbacon.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

“Giving car owners the ability to make their own tires will restore freedom to our nation’s highways.”

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end times bacon @endtimesbacon.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Currently writing a screenplay about the guys who built my wallet. If you knew them, you’d know it will be a hit.

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end times bacon @endtimesbacon.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Trump legalizes gambling at the dinner table.

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end times bacon @endtimesbacon.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

America is seriously considering replacing President with Sammy Hagar.

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end times bacon @endtimesbacon.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

The United States is giving serious consideration to changing the name of Fleetwood Mac’s twelfth studio album to Musk.

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end times bacon @endtimesbacon.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

To prepare for economic D-Day, the Department of War made a fleet of tariffs out of cardboard.

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end times bacon @endtimesbacon.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Hakeem Jeffries secretly meets with measles to see how they can work together.

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end times bacon @endtimesbacon.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Texas passes law to prevent wild horses from voting.

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end times bacon @endtimesbacon.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Based on what he’s done to the American economy, Iran is taking Trump’s latest economic threats very seriously.

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end times bacon @endtimesbacon.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

US enters new phase of war where it may try again to force Iran to talk with JD Vance.

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end times bacon @endtimesbacon.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Trump’s signature is set to appear on necklines later this year.

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