end times bacon @endtimesbacon.bsky.social · 1hNext press briefing will likely come after midterms. 000
end times bacon @endtimesbacon.bsky.social · 3hGuy behind exploding rockets company now makes flying cars. 000
end times bacon @endtimesbacon.bsky.social · 16hWe don’t need Mexico, they’re just our biggest trade partner 150
end times bacon @endtimesbacon.bsky.social · 17hAssume it would take at least 12 to 18 months to rebuild DOJ, if not more than an entire presidential term. 000
end times bacon @endtimesbacon.bsky.social · 17hOhhh, she’s the blonde in the red dress that took the L against Brian Taylor Cohen on CNN a few months back. 000
end times bacon @endtimesbacon.bsky.social · 21hFederal civil suit against Matt Gaetz moves forward after girls’ lawyers find doll with big enough forehead. 000
end times bacon @endtimesbacon.bsky.social · 23h“I need somebody who can sit around all day watching Fox News.” 040
end times bacon @endtimesbacon.bsky.social · 15/10/2026“You're not gonna get it right. You just say anything. You're the president." 060
end times bacon @endtimesbacon.bsky.social · 15/10/2026The rippin'est roarin'est griftin'est the frontier ever knew 010
end times bacon @endtimesbacon.bsky.social · 14/10/2026Hassett: Other than the bad numbers, the report was good. 040
end times bacon @endtimesbacon.bsky.social · 14/10/2026If Republicans win the midterms, Iran will send you a $10,000 bill. 010
end times bacon @endtimesbacon.bsky.social · 14/10/2026Hassett: That is a good thing, but also Biden’s fault. 32780
end times bacon @endtimesbacon.bsky.social · 14/10/2026Guilfoyle claims texts were written by Kellyanne’s microwave. 100
end times bacon @endtimesbacon.bsky.social · 13/10/2026You’re talking about how bad she is instead of how bad he is. 010
end times bacon @endtimesbacon.bsky.social · 13/10/2026“She was the one in the leg chair on the Five.” 000
end times bacon @endtimesbacon.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Supreme Court agrees to do more Republican stuff 0211
end times bacon @endtimesbacon.bsky.social · 12/10/2026They were totally confused by Hello Larry. 010
end times bacon @endtimesbacon.bsky.social · 12/10/2026The more Jesse talks over you. The more nervous he is. 1150
end times bacon @endtimesbacon.bsky.social · 12/10/2026The Five weren’t allowed to utter her name after her departure. 110
end times bacon @endtimesbacon.bsky.social · 11/10/2026“Effective immediately, the sun will rotate around me.” 3560
end times bacon @endtimesbacon.bsky.social · 11/10/2026If sales potential outweighs manufacturing costs, Ford will bring it back. 100
end times bacon @endtimesbacon.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Not quite yet. (McRib was brought back four years after the first time it was discontinued.) 110
end times bacon @endtimesbacon.bsky.social · 11/10/2026what Republicans are doing what Republicans let Trump do 120
end times bacon @endtimesbacon.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Tillis is a maverick in the same way chalk is a vegetable. 000
end times bacon @endtimesbacon.bsky.social · 09/10/2026“Zelenskyy, the guy who somehow has more cards than you.” 01411
Reposted by end times baconGail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I’m going to start calling it Super Intelligence right after I start calling twitter “X.” 4077590
end times bacon @endtimesbacon.bsky.social · 08/10/2026for engineering the end of western civilization 2260
end times bacon @endtimesbacon.bsky.social · 08/10/2026More than 250,000 joined French student protests, because they were unable to reply to Chuck Schumer’s tweets. 000
