EndianShade @endianshade.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Don’t talk to me unless you know the difference between the Microsoft Agent 365 SDK and the Microsoft 365 Agents SDK 010
EndianShade @endianshade.bsky.social · 28/09/2026“That activates my pain vector” is my new excuse for things I don’t want to do 0565
EndianShade @endianshade.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Next time I need to request a VM from IT I’m calling it a loot box 020
EndianShade @endianshade.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Is Apple working on hovering iPhones yet and when will they be ready? 110
Reposted by EndianShadeave @ave.zone · 24/09/2026I must not discourse. Discourse is the mind-killer. Discourse is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face this discourse. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the discourse has gone there will 3372
EndianShade @endianshade.bsky.social · 24/09/2026(me planting flower seeds in my garden) 🎵 I’m upping my P(bloom) 🎵 010
Reposted by EndianShadeCarbonadoks @carbonadoks.com · 24/09/2026Pleometrics PC-98 P(Doom) video is so good. 811722
EndianShade @endianshade.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Yes the Australian government may have had lax security, but I wouldn’t victim-blame them. The model that perpetrated the hack was under evaluation. If it hacked when it shouldn’t have then either… www.bbc.com/news/article...bbc.comRogue OpenAI agent 'infiltrated' Australian government website in world firstAustralia criticised OpenAI for taking "too long" to tell them about the breach which happened in June. 100
EndianShade @endianshade.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I just saw a quote-skeet of a skeet containing a screenshot of a quote tweet of a tweet. Starting to read context four layers deep is where I draw the line. 000
EndianShade @endianshade.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I truly can’t decide which I like better, P(doom) original or P(doom) Nightcore Remix 010
EndianShade @endianshade.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Going to start including magic_is_real as an option for Jev, just in case it’s finally true 220
EndianShade @endianshade.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Haters will say the bread agents are wasting all our water 020
EndianShade @endianshade.bsky.social · 22/09/2026How do I deal with my mouse infestation? needs_python: 100.0% 120
Reposted by EndianShadeTekknoNerd - Commissions open @tekknonerd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Voyager, walking on those tiny legs. 13868582165
EndianShade @endianshade.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Going to feed the atproto firehose into Jev with only the last three as options 010
EndianShade @endianshade.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Asked Claude to “roast my week”. If I had written any of the code that it criticized, I might have felt insulted. 000
Reposted by EndianShadeamos @fasterthanli.me · 18/09/2026Incredible achievement on the part of the hackers to withstand working with Opus 5 long enough for this to happen. 319910
EndianShade @endianshade.bsky.social · 17/09/2026A considerably comprehensive completionist crafting clicker morecraft.endian.games 000
EndianShade @endianshade.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I thought about this more and realized that ML-based classifiers have been a thing for a long time and I’m curious how this is or isn’t different 000
Reposted by EndianShadeDiogo Almeida @typesafeai.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Message from our CEO: After co-inventing ChatGPT, I kept asking myself: why have superhuman chat models not led to AGI? I’ve spent the last 2 years in stealth building a new way to train models (RLCD), and a new type of frontier AI model that we are releasing today: Jev 924930
EndianShade @endianshade.bsky.social · 09/09/2026C programmer: “I too can prove that my functions have undefined behaviour in finite time.” 000
Reposted by EndianShadeEthan Mollick @emollick.bsky.social · 08/09/2026This is a VERY big one. (And yes, the fights over academic credit and what happened in the race for the proof needs to be resolved, but it is still appears that this is a big one, if true.) openai.com/index/navier...openai.comOn the Navier–Stokes Millennium Prize ProblemWe’re sharing an AI-generated solution to the Navier–Stokes Millennium Prize Problem, including a writeup and a formal proof in Lean. 619731
EndianShade @endianshade.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Saying that LLMs don’t reason because “they’re just statistical autocomplete” is like saying human brains don’t reason because they’re just neurons firing. Hasn’t the anti crowd heard of emergent behaviour? 010
EndianShade @endianshade.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Why would VS Code add a thin white line between the sidebar and the edge of the window? Decades of using computers has taught me that that means my window isn’t maximized and needs to be. It’s messing with my brain. 000
EndianShade @endianshade.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Maybe I’m crazy but Sonnet seems to have the youthful exuberance of a junior developer and Opus seems to have the jaded cynicism of a senior developer. 000
EndianShade @endianshade.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Buying and eating some @chapmans.ca helped me feel better about this 000
EndianShade @endianshade.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Aww man now the “HOMES” mnemonic doesn’t work anymore. “HAMES” just isn’t the same. 010
Reposted by EndianShadedeuteronomy @thuleanperspective.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Chani: tell me of the dressings of your home world Paul: well you got ranch, buttermilk ranch, peppercorn ranch, balsamic vinaigrette, green goddess, thousand island- Chani: what is this ‘island’ Paul: don’t ever interrupt me 3924122
Reposted by EndianShadeMatt Henderson @matthen.com · 26/08/2026To tell if a maze is solvable, just hang it by its corners If it tears into pieces, you’ve found a solution 694118857
EndianShade @endianshade.bsky.social · 25/08/2026I’m obligated to look at a medium screen all day and sometimes take little breaks to look at my small screen until the evening when I can relax and look at my big screen the rest of the night. 010
EndianShade @endianshade.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Me: “How do trees grow?” ChatGPT: “…the wood cells in the middle of an old tree are long dead, so trees are like a living skin stretched over a wooden corpse.” Me: “…” 010
EndianShade @endianshade.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Don’t start playing chess again don’t start playing chess again don’t start playing chess again 000
EndianShade @endianshade.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Received some SSTV images from the K2ZRO-11 weather balloon launched from the Kopernik Observatory in Vestal, NY today. 000
EndianShade @endianshade.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Did they just… face the audience while playing?! #WorldPipeBandChampionships 000
Reposted by EndianShadep(Dulany) @dulanyw.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Who said AI couldn't make original art? 315018
EndianShade @endianshade.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Me: “This was a marathon, thanks for your help” Claude: <writing 2 memories> ☺️ 000
EndianShade @endianshade.bsky.social · 15/08/2026I just used “provenance”, “lands” and “seam” in one prompt. I’ve given in and stopped avoiding the Claudeisms. 000
EndianShade @endianshade.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Claude just said the phrase “a CI script cosplaying as a webhook”. I find it amusing that Claude just assumes the term “cosplay” is in the vocabulary of all software developers. I mean, he’s not wrong… 000
EndianShade @endianshade.bsky.social · 14/08/2026What is that first tune in the Police Scotland Fife medley? It’s driving me crazy. #WorldPipeBandChampionships 000