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EndianShade

@endianshade.bsky.social
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Infosec software developer, hacker, Pokemon trainer, F1 fan, snare drummer I make web games: endian.games He/him 🇨🇦

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EndianShade @endianshade.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Don’t talk to me unless you know the difference between the Microsoft Agent 365 SDK and the Microsoft 365 Agents SDK
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EndianShade @endianshade.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
“That activates my pain vector” is my new excuse for things I don’t want to do
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EndianShade @endianshade.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Next time I need to request a VM from IT I’m calling it a loot box
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EndianShade @endianshade.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Top pane, Aragorn looking at camera, all the orcs of Mordor in the background with title “For peer”. Bottom pane, Aragorn running into battle with orcs holding his sword
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EndianShade @endianshade.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Is Apple working on hovering iPhones yet and when will they be ready?
A screenshot of Pokemon Scarlet where the male character is looking at his hovering Rotom phone
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EndianShade @endianshade.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
@jevbot.bsky.social Is a hot dog a sandwich?
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ave @ave.zone · 24/09/2026
I must not discourse. Discourse is the mind-killer. Discourse is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face this discourse. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the discourse has gone there will
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EndianShade @endianshade.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
(me planting flower seeds in my garden) 🎵 I’m upping my P(bloom) 🎵
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Carbonadoks @carbonadoks.com · 24/09/2026
Pleometrics PC-98 P(Doom) video is so good.
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EndianShade @endianshade.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Yes the Australian government may have had lax security, but I wouldn’t victim-blame them. The model that perpetrated the hack was under evaluation. If it hacked when it shouldn’t have then either… www.bbc.com/news/article...
bbc.com
Rogue OpenAI agent 'infiltrated' Australian government website in world first
Australia criticised OpenAI for taking "too long" to tell them about the breach which happened in June.
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EndianShade @endianshade.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I just saw a quote-skeet of a skeet containing a screenshot of a quote tweet of a tweet. Starting to read context four layers deep is where I draw the line.
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Thorne 🌸 @ens0.me · 23/09/2026
"You best start believing in sci-fi stories, Miss Turner, you're in one!")

And he's a robot instead of undead
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EndianShade @endianshade.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I truly can’t decide which I like better, P(doom) original or P(doom) Nightcore Remix
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EndianShade @endianshade.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Mario Paint fly swatting game on the Super Nintendo
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EndianShade @endianshade.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Going to start including magic_is_real as an option for Jev, just in case it’s finally true
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EndianShade @endianshade.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Haters will say the bread agents are wasting all our water
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EndianShade @endianshade.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
How do I deal with my mouse infestation? needs_python: 100.0%
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TekknoNerd - Commissions open @tekknonerd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Voyager, walking on those tiny legs.
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EndianShade @endianshade.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Going to feed the atproto firehose into Jev with only the last three as options
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EndianShade @endianshade.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Asked Claude to “roast my week”. If I had written any of the code that it criticized, I might have felt insulted.
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EndianShade @endianshade.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Jippity is a lollum.
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EndianShade @endianshade.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
“Don’t talk to me or my human ever again”
Kitten hiding behind large tough cat
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amos @fasterthanli.me · 18/09/2026
Incredible achievement on the part of the hackers to withstand working with Opus 5 long enough for this to happen.
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EndianShade @endianshade.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Computer science has been dead since 1999
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EndianShade @endianshade.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
A considerably comprehensive completionist crafting clicker morecraft.endian.games
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EndianShade @endianshade.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I thought about this more and realized that ML-based classifiers have been a thing for a long time and I’m curious how this is or isn’t different
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EndianShade @endianshade.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
This sounds like an actual game changer
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Diogo Almeida @typesafeai.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Message from our CEO: After co-inventing ChatGPT, I kept asking myself: why have superhuman chat models not led to AGI? I’ve spent the last 2 years in stealth building a new way to train models (RLCD), and a new type of frontier AI model that we are releasing today: Jev
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EndianShade @endianshade.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
C programmer: “I too can prove that my functions have undefined behaviour in finite time.”
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Ethan Mollick @emollick.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
This is a VERY big one. (And yes, the fights over academic credit and what happened in the race for the proof needs to be resolved, but it is still appears that this is a big one, if true.) openai.com/index/navier...
openai.com
On the Navier–Stokes Millennium Prize Problem
We’re sharing an AI-generated solution to the Navier–Stokes Millennium Prize Problem, including a writeup and a formal proof in Lean.
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EndianShade @endianshade.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Saying that LLMs don’t reason because “they’re just statistical autocomplete” is like saying human brains don’t reason because they’re just neurons firing. Hasn’t the anti crowd heard of emergent behaviour?
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EndianShade @endianshade.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Why would VS Code add a thin white line between the sidebar and the edge of the window? Decades of using computers has taught me that that means my window isn’t maximized and needs to be. It’s messing with my brain.
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EndianShade @endianshade.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Maybe I’m crazy but Sonnet seems to have the youthful exuberance of a junior developer and Opus seems to have the jaded cynicism of a senior developer.
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EndianShade @endianshade.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Buying and eating some @chapmans.ca helped me feel better about this
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MapQuest @mapquest.com · 27/08/2026
We’re not changing it.
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EndianShade @endianshade.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Aww man now the “HOMES” mnemonic doesn’t work anymore. “HAMES” just isn’t the same.
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deuteronomy @thuleanperspective.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Chani: tell me of the dressings of your home world Paul: well you got ranch, buttermilk ranch, peppercorn ranch, balsamic vinaigrette, green goddess, thousand island- Chani: what is this ‘island’ Paul: don’t ever interrupt me
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Matt Henderson @matthen.com · 26/08/2026
To tell if a maze is solvable, just hang it by its corners If it tears into pieces, you’ve found a solution
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EndianShade @endianshade.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I’m obligated to look at a medium screen all day and sometimes take little breaks to look at my small screen until the evening when I can relax and look at my big screen the rest of the night.
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EndianShade @endianshade.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Me: “How do trees grow?” ChatGPT: “…the wood cells in the middle of an old tree are long dead, so trees are like a living skin stretched over a wooden corpse.” Me: “…”
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EndianShade @endianshade.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Don’t start playing chess again don’t start playing chess again don’t start playing chess again
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EndianShade @endianshade.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
A screenshot of a ChatGPT session where the user prompts “Tweet like Bluesky user endianshade” and the response is “Who?”
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EndianShade @endianshade.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Received some SSTV images from the K2ZRO-11 weather balloon launched from the Kopernik Observatory in Vestal, NY today.
A section of pink on the left divided by a slanted dark pink line, with a section of white on the right. Bands of radio white noise translated into dark colours are interspersed horizontally. A section of green on the left divided by a slanted red/yellow/green line, with a section of white on the right. Bands of radio white noise translated into dark colours are interspersed horizontally.
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EndianShade @endianshade.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Did they just… face the audience while playing?! #WorldPipeBandChampionships
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p(Dulany) @dulanyw.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Who said AI couldn't make original art?
Series of Bsky posts. Tierney cyren says "'coding is largely solved' okay make a new cross platform web browser that supports every web platform spec to 100% compliance. Schizanon requests buildthis to do exactly that. Buildthis makes a page that's an iframe within another browser and a compliance meter permanently stuck at 100%. Schizanon says "lgtm 👍"
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EndianShade @endianshade.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Me: “This was a marathon, thanks for your help” Claude: <writing 2 memories> ☺️
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EndianShade @endianshade.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I just used “provenance”, “lands” and “seam” in one prompt. I’ve given in and stopped avoiding the Claudeisms.
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EndianShade @endianshade.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Claude just said the phrase “a CI script cosplaying as a webhook”. I find it amusing that Claude just assumes the term “cosplay” is in the vocabulary of all software developers. I mean, he’s not wrong…
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Ian Hanschen @furan.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Hang in there, little cable. You might get neatly rolled up with a velcro tie, or tucked safely behind the desk leg. Deep breaths. The big power brick is right next to you, and everything will be okay.What Might Happen NextYou get plugged into a fast charger and feel a rush of power.You get rolled into a neat loop and placed in a drawer for a rainy day.You get shoved behind the desk and forgotten, which is safe and quiet.Signs You Are SafeHe is untangling wires, not cutting them.He is holding a zip tie, but looking at the power strip.No scissors are near your rubber jacket.If you want, tell me:What kind of port do you have (USB-C, HDMI, old printer cord)?Are you warm or cold right now?I can help you figure out where you might belong on that desk.
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EndianShade @endianshade.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
What is that first tune in the Police Scotland Fife medley? It’s driving me crazy. #WorldPipeBandChampionships
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