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EndianShade

@endianshade.bsky.social
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Infosec software developer, hacker, Pokemon trainer, F1 fan, snare drummer I make web games: endian.games He/him 🇨🇦

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EndianShade @endianshade.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
My code review skill looks for this type of prose and recommends fixing it as a blocker
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EndianShade @endianshade.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I think of MB vs MiB in the same way that I think of adding sales tax or currency conversion. It’s always going to be a bit more expensive than you think.
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EndianShade @endianshade.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Apparently K. A. Applegate was an expert on Gromov-Wasserstein distance
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EndianShade @endianshade.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I can’t wait for the unlimited long distance token plan
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EndianShade @endianshade.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Cartoon of a person kneeling in front of a cat with a speech bubble at the bottom that encompasses the quoted post, bubble pointing at the person
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EndianShade @endianshade.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
<pastes stack trace>
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EndianShade @endianshade.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I haven’t spoken French in over two decades but I’m on a trip to France and brain is making some insane vocabulary pulls out of nowhere
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EndianShade @endianshade.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Here’s the link to my Reddit post about it: www.reddit.com/r/tipofmyjoy...
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From the tipofmyjoystick community on Reddit: [PC/DOS] [1990s] Platformer block-destroyer with custom level-building
Explore this post and more from the tipofmyjoystick community
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EndianShade @endianshade.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I was looking for something in a box of junk and was not expecting a huge pack of paperclips to jump-scare me
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EndianShade @endianshade.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Don’t talk to me unless you know the difference between the Microsoft Agent 365 SDK and the Microsoft 365 Agents SDK
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EndianShade @endianshade.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
“That activates my pain vector” is my new excuse for things I don’t want to do
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EndianShade @endianshade.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Next time I need to request a VM from IT I’m calling it a loot box
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EndianShade @endianshade.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Top pane, Aragorn looking at camera, all the orcs of Mordor in the background with title “For peer”. Bottom pane, Aragorn running into battle with orcs holding his sword
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EndianShade @endianshade.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This post ruined my detox from it
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EndianShade @endianshade.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Is Apple working on hovering iPhones yet and when will they be ready?
A screenshot of Pokemon Scarlet where the male character is looking at his hovering Rotom phone
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EndianShade @endianshade.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
@jevbot.bsky.social Is a hot dog a sandwich?
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EndianShade @endianshade.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
heuristic
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EndianShade @endianshade.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Is a hot dog a sandwich?
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ave @ave.zone · 24/09/2026
I must not discourse. Discourse is the mind-killer. Discourse is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face this discourse. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the discourse has gone there will
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EndianShade @endianshade.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Oh no! I just made this joke and it’s already been done. I’m downing my P(self-estoom) 😔
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EndianShade @endianshade.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Thank you! Is this why potatoes feature so prominently in the book “The Martian”?
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EndianShade @endianshade.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
(me planting flower seeds in my garden) 🎵 I’m upping my P(bloom) 🎵
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EndianShade @endianshade.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Can you tell me a fun fact about potatoes?
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EndianShade @endianshade.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Agreed, I had similar thoughts bsky.app/profile/endi...
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EndianShade @endianshade.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I like how the P(doom) tracker in the top left goes up and up
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Carbonadoks @carbonadoks.com · 24/09/2026
Pleometrics PC-98 P(Doom) video is so good.
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EndianShade @endianshade.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
How many headline-worthy hacks have happened where the perpetrator was a $20/month subscriber with fully-aligned production Sol? None that I know of.
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EndianShade @endianshade.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
is wasn’t finished with alignment training or the alignment hadn’t been verified offline yet. I’m both cases, OpenAI was irresponsible to hook this model up to the broad internet. There need to be standards around training and evaluation, not existential doomerism.
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EndianShade @endianshade.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Yes the Australian government may have had lax security, but I wouldn’t victim-blame them. The model that perpetrated the hack was under evaluation. If it hacked when it shouldn’t have then either… www.bbc.com/news/article...
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Rogue OpenAI agent 'infiltrated' Australian government website in world first
Australia criticised OpenAI for taking "too long" to tell them about the breach which happened in June.
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EndianShade @endianshade.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I’ve been trying to figure out an old DOS game for months now. ChatGPT couldn’t figure it out, tip of my joystick couldn’t figure it out. I gave Opus 5.5 a try but still no luck 🙁
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EndianShade @endianshade.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I just saw a quote-skeet of a skeet containing a screenshot of a quote tweet of a tweet. Starting to read context four layers deep is where I draw the line.
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EndianShade @endianshade.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Can you make letters and spell things in cursive with your coaster?
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Thorne 🌸 - Play Cozysters! @ens0.me · 23/09/2026
"You best start believing in sci-fi stories, Miss Turner, you're in one!")

And he's a robot instead of undead
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EndianShade @endianshade.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I truly can’t decide which I like better, P(doom) original or P(doom) Nightcore Remix
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EndianShade @endianshade.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
True, reinforcement liching with human feedback will have that effect
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EndianShade @endianshade.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Mario Paint fly swatting game on the Super Nintendo
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EndianShade @endianshade.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Going to start including magic_is_real as an option for Jev, just in case it’s finally true
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EndianShade @endianshade.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Seven fingers, two hands, FOURTEENTH CHILD
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EndianShade @endianshade.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Haters will say the bread agents are wasting all our water
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EndianShade @endianshade.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It’s been fun to think up an idea for a game, explore and refine it, and then decide whether to post it online or throw it away as a cheap experiment. It opens up creativity by removing barriers like lack of free time to explore an idea fully.
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EndianShade @endianshade.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
How do I deal with my mouse infestation? needs_python: 100.0%
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TekknoNerd - Commissions open @tekknonerd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Voyager, walking on those tiny legs.
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EndianShade @endianshade.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Going to feed the atproto firehose into Jev with only the last three as options
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EndianShade @endianshade.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Asked Claude to “roast my week”. If I had written any of the code that it criticized, I might have felt insulted.
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EndianShade @endianshade.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Jippity is a lollum.
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EndianShade @endianshade.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
“Don’t talk to me or my human ever again”
Kitten hiding behind large tough cat
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amos @fasterthanli.me · 18/09/2026
Incredible achievement on the part of the hackers to withstand working with Opus 5 long enough for this to happen.
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EndianShade @endianshade.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Computer science has been dead since 1999
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EndianShade @endianshade.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
A considerably comprehensive completionist crafting clicker morecraft.endian.games
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EndianShade @endianshade.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I thought about this more and realized that ML-based classifiers have been a thing for a long time and I’m curious how this is or isn’t different
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