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typical immature millennial white male who woke late

@emoasfuck.bsky.social
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im here to tell to you im not ok, and all those other things i can't say out loud anti fascist, i write music that i refuse to share, allergic to cats, he/him, i tithe to planned parenthood, grammar optional 🇺🇦 🍉 i rarely follow back, it's me, not you

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typical immature millennial white male who woke late @emoasfuck.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
i really dont understand this. i thought we were taught violent uprising before allowing this
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typical immature millennial white male who woke late @emoasfuck.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
theres something not right about these new pills
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typical immature millennial white male who woke late @emoasfuck.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
i cant read this. Can you put the digital clock back
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typical immature millennial white male who woke late @emoasfuck.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
no, it's ai slop. kinda the same, but different: one feeds a family of 40, the other sacrifices the blood of 40 virgins at sunrise daily. know your facts, get educated, eat pizza, fight oligarchy, lasagna is your friend, dont eat the salad, you got this
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typical immature millennial white male who woke late @emoasfuck.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
i have really pointy elbows. id love to kiss his face with one of 'em
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typical immature millennial white male who woke late @emoasfuck.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Motion City Soundtrack sounded better when @tonythaxton.bsky.social was fatter.
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typical immature millennial white male who woke late @emoasfuck.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
its tricky to rock a rhyme, to rock a rhyme thats right on time.
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typical immature millennial white male who woke late @emoasfuck.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
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typical immature millennial white male who woke late @emoasfuck.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
anyway, you can setup Kagi as your default image search in @vivaldi.bsky.social by adding the following URL to your Kagi custom site search (see screenshot for unneeded references): kagi.com/images?q={go...
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typical immature millennial white male who woke late @emoasfuck.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
holy shit I just got @kagi.com setup as my default IMAGE search and was able to find out that this image has been posted way too fucking much for you to gaf about.
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typical immature millennial white male who woke late @emoasfuck.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
ya ill believe it when i see it. this is clearly big budget AI
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Alix 🇲🇽 @alixbalica.newgrounds.com · 16/08/2026
I don't like weed can I do meth instead
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typical immature millennial white male who woke late @emoasfuck.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I assumed (and still do) you had 0 employees and just made your little brother do all your marketing
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typical immature millennial white male who woke late @emoasfuck.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
spray it with some olive oil so the seasonings can better stick to your arteries. thats what i did
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typical immature millennial white male who woke late @emoasfuck.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
hear me out: takeout panera mac&cheese, add cumin, rosemary, black pepper, kosher/sea salt
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typical immature millennial white male who woke late @emoasfuck.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
serious question for anyone that can answer: if i cook the eggs and wash my hands after handling, wont the salmoncello be eradicated?
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typical immature millennial white male who woke late @emoasfuck.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
im appalled, how did you get this picture of my wife?
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typical immature millennial white male who woke late @emoasfuck.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
im clearly in a fine mood and rational as ever 🤬
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typical immature millennial white male who woke late @emoasfuck.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
there is no real thing that is harder than trying to refill a #MadHeaters Tempest 2 with beads. i cant wait to be back on my Ruby Twist vape and off this amateur hour
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typical immature millennial white male who woke late @emoasfuck.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
if you buy these wasteful pieces of shit, you're a bigger piece of shit. It's simple math
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typical immature millennial white male who woke late @emoasfuck.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
ohhh, this is a sexy crop
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typical immature millennial white male who woke late @emoasfuck.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
sounds annoying
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typical immature millennial white male who woke late @emoasfuck.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
today needed this shirt and i happily obliged
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typical immature millennial white male who woke late @emoasfuck.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
as personal rule, i never buy anything from security cases prepared throughout the store. You can't manage your inventory properly then you shouldn't be selling it. olly head to Ace hardware instead ✌️
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typical immature millennial white male who woke late @emoasfuck.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
its certainly ai. Benny has a weird amount of left arms
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typical immature millennial white male who woke late @emoasfuck.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
i think it's finally time for me to mute "trump" posts from my feed. i give up
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typical immature millennial white male who woke late @emoasfuck.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I am now viciously searching what pizza chains are open around me bc i need this pizza inside me asap
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I know I've got a special bottle set aside for the occasion. 🎉
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typical immature millennial white male who woke late @emoasfuck.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
A repost won't do, screenshot it is
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typical immature millennial white male who woke late @emoasfuck.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
just passin' on by
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typical immature millennial white male who woke late @emoasfuck.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Sure looks different to me buddy
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typical immature millennial white male who woke late @emoasfuck.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
i called 4 fencing contractors in a row and none answered or had a working phone 🫠
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typical immature millennial white male who woke late @emoasfuck.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
that's a tall claim. i can make some pretty shitty pizzas at home
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typical immature millennial white male who woke late @emoasfuck.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
static.klipy.com
AI SLOP DETECTED
ALT: AI SLOP DETECTED
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typical immature millennial white male who woke late @emoasfuck.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
well at least the sky was pretty for a minute
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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Written in the stars
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typical immature millennial white male who woke late @emoasfuck.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
its funny bc i believe every politician claiming to be christian truly is a trojan horse. maybe fight fire with fire and shove how anti-christian these christian politicians are into their faces?
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typical immature millennial white male who woke late @emoasfuck.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I am 66.67% moved into the new house
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typical immature millennial white male who woke late @emoasfuck.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
i can't remember the last time i had a cheese ball
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typical immature millennial white male who woke late @emoasfuck.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
and I'm not even high yet
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typical immature millennial white male who woke late @emoasfuck.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
so the first time I watched Schitt's Creek I missed the first few episodes and most of the first season but finished the series with my wife. I just watched the first episode for the first time and omfuckingGosh that was funny
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typical immature millennial white male who woke late @emoasfuck.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Ryan is doing his best and it's great
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typical immature millennial white male who woke late @emoasfuck.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I wanna know about this pizza. Tell me what you did, what's on it, was it good? Man that looks good. I bet is was good... mm yeah
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typical immature millennial white male who woke late @emoasfuck.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Ah, you must know @theplantslant.bsky.social
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typical immature millennial white male who woke late @emoasfuck.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
this pig has a camera right on the corner of his house that is ~4 ft from our property line, it's also a camera he can train on any spot, so you never know what part of his or your home he's looking at
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typical immature millennial white male who woke late @emoasfuck.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Laurie has what it takes
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typical immature millennial white male who woke late @emoasfuck.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
my sister sent me this a week ago. it was lame then
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typical immature millennial white male who woke late @emoasfuck.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
running free while the *wwhhhrrrrrrrrrrrrr* relentlessly follows them
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Runs with scissors in the dark @tevistickles.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
If my kid had been this ugly, I would have puked too.
I'm not sure who took this picture, but it could have been Deborah Sandidge or Harry Collins as it matches their style closely.
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