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typical immature millennial white male who woke late

@emoasfuck.bsky.social
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im here to tell to you im not ok, and all those other things i can't say out loud anti fascist, i write music that i refuse to share, allergic to cats, he/him, i tithe to planned parenthood, grammar optional 🇺🇦 🍉 i rarely follow back, it's me, not you

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typical immature millennial white male who woke late @emoasfuck.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
i really dont understand this. i thought we were taught violent uprising before allowing this
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typical immature millennial white male who woke late @emoasfuck.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
theres something not right about these new pills
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typical immature millennial white male who woke late @emoasfuck.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Motion City Soundtrack sounded better when @tonythaxton.bsky.social was fatter.
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typical immature millennial white male who woke late @emoasfuck.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
holy shit I just got @kagi.com setup as my default IMAGE search and was able to find out that this image has been posted way too fucking much for you to gaf about.
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Alix 🇲🇽 @alixbalica.newgrounds.com · 16/08/2026
I don't like weed can I do meth instead
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typical immature millennial white male who woke late @emoasfuck.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
hear me out: takeout panera mac&cheese, add cumin, rosemary, black pepper, kosher/sea salt
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typical immature millennial white male who woke late @emoasfuck.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
serious question for anyone that can answer: if i cook the eggs and wash my hands after handling, wont the salmoncello be eradicated?
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typical immature millennial white male who woke late @emoasfuck.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
im clearly in a fine mood and rational as ever 🤬
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typical immature millennial white male who woke late @emoasfuck.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
there is no real thing that is harder than trying to refill a #MadHeaters Tempest 2 with beads. i cant wait to be back on my Ruby Twist vape and off this amateur hour
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typical immature millennial white male who woke late @emoasfuck.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
if you buy these wasteful pieces of shit, you're a bigger piece of shit. It's simple math
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typical immature millennial white male who woke late @emoasfuck.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
today needed this shirt and i happily obliged
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typical immature millennial white male who woke late @emoasfuck.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
as personal rule, i never buy anything from security cases prepared throughout the store. You can't manage your inventory properly then you shouldn't be selling it. olly head to Ace hardware instead ✌️
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typical immature millennial white male who woke late @emoasfuck.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
i think it's finally time for me to mute "trump" posts from my feed. i give up
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I know I've got a special bottle set aside for the occasion. 🎉
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typical immature millennial white male who woke late @emoasfuck.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
A repost won't do, screenshot it is
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typical immature millennial white male who woke late @emoasfuck.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
i called 4 fencing contractors in a row and none answered or had a working phone 🫠
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typical immature millennial white male who woke late @emoasfuck.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
well at least the sky was pretty for a minute
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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Written in the stars
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typical immature millennial white male who woke late @emoasfuck.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
its funny bc i believe every politician claiming to be christian truly is a trojan horse. maybe fight fire with fire and shove how anti-christian these christian politicians are into their faces?
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typical immature millennial white male who woke late @emoasfuck.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I am 66.67% moved into the new house
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typical immature millennial white male who woke late @emoasfuck.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
i can't remember the last time i had a cheese ball
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typical immature millennial white male who woke late @emoasfuck.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
so the first time I watched Schitt's Creek I missed the first few episodes and most of the first season but finished the series with my wife. I just watched the first episode for the first time and omfuckingGosh that was funny
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Runs with scissors in the dark @tevistickles.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
If my kid had been this ugly, I would have puked too.
I'm not sure who took this picture, but it could have been Deborah Sandidge or Harry Collins as it matches their style closely.
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typical immature millennial white male who woke late @emoasfuck.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
The best way to detect ai slop is to criticize it with a misspelling
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typical immature millennial white male who woke late @emoasfuck.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Trying to replace an @ecobee.bsky.social thermostat with a dumb thermostat is hard when the former owners purchased all the contractor white-labeled equipment and some super efficient but fucking dumb furnace. this winter is gonna be something else
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typical immature millennial white male who woke late @emoasfuck.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
i just found out my new neighbor is a cop. fuck my mother fucking life
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typical immature millennial white male who woke late @emoasfuck.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
@proton.me you guys gotta let us set the "All Mail" view as the default. I fucked my inbox with all kinds of filters. The only way i can live is by never deleting anything and using the "All Mail" view 🙏
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Digital Brain @yourdigitalbrain.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Bill Nye breaks down the Science of Skin Color and shows why Racism is Ridiculous.
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typical immature millennial white male who woke late @emoasfuck.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I still don't know what "immigrant song" by Led Zeppelin is about, and at this point idgaf. Cool jam tho
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typical immature millennial white male who woke late @emoasfuck.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I can't write music to share bc it works reveal my secrets. I mean that in the most serious and toddler tone
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typical immature millennial white male who woke late @emoasfuck.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
this is my new fav tree
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typical immature millennial white male who woke late @emoasfuck.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
happy woensdag to all who celebrate
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typical immature millennial white male who woke late @emoasfuck.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
the supreme court should be dismantled
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typical immature millennial white male who woke late @emoasfuck.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Sometimes i limit my water availability to ensure i don't escape
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typical immature millennial white male who woke late @emoasfuck.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
do the kids still listen to Zeppelin? do they know the truth?
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typical immature millennial white male who woke late @emoasfuck.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
listening to Stairway to Heaven while getting high as a millennial: this song is a warm blanket of guaranteed good feels. I know my boomer dad laughs at this but the song is as warm as heated seat 🥰
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typical immature millennial white male who woke late @emoasfuck.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Olive Garden commercials should be narrated by the characters Bob and Phyllis Vance
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typical immature millennial white male who woke late @emoasfuck.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
@vivaldi.com ships without the keyboard shortcut alt+d to focus the address bar. If that's something you're used to, you can add it by searching in the settings for "focus address field". There you can add or remove more shortcuts too 😀
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typical immature millennial white male who woke late @emoasfuck.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
that's what she said
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typical immature millennial white male who woke late @emoasfuck.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
story of my life:
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typical immature millennial white male who woke late @emoasfuck.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
"On Melancholy Hill" by Gorillaz is a 21st century version of Joy Electric. fight me or go listen to some joy electric
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typical immature millennial white male who woke late @emoasfuck.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
show me a post that made you follow that user
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typical immature millennial white male who woke late @emoasfuck.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
my opinion towards life:
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typical immature millennial white male who woke late @emoasfuck.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
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typical immature millennial white male who woke late @emoasfuck.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
@wikipedia.org hired a union busting firm to stop the unionization of their UK offices. im cancelling my recurring donation to wikimedia today en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikiped...
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Wikipedia:Wikipedia Signpost/2026-08-02/News and notes - Wikipedia
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typical immature millennial white male who woke late @emoasfuck.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
this hasnt stopped. ive been working with this all day and i love it. i really hope i can bring this to my company
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typical immature millennial white male who woke late @emoasfuck.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
my brothers and sisters and others in christ, i just ordered weed online for store pickup and picked it up! what is this sorcery!? #thanksColorado
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typical immature millennial white male who woke late @emoasfuck.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
im nerding-out harrrrrd tonight on @apachesuperset.bsky.social
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typical immature millennial white male who woke late @emoasfuck.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
i am appalled. i just watched a commercial for compression socks from mobilizersocks.com and these mother fuckers show an old dude taking his shoes off on a mother fucking plane. this is serious. you cant teach boomers this shit is ok
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