Em @emmroses.bsky.social · 20/08/2026He’s probably alone at the bar because his girlfriend is underaged 000
Reposted by Em🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 22/06/2026Still can’t believe how spicy that Taylor Lorenz screenshot is. You don’t see meltdowns like that anymore 163773
Em @emmroses.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Dudes love circling back. Just heard from a situationship from 2021 for the first time since that year 000
Em @emmroses.bsky.social · 31/12/2025Not to sound bitter but I don’t think you can complain about what a hard year you’ve had when you got married to the love of your life and bought a house 020
Em @emmroses.bsky.social · 24/12/2025Idc how many years it’s been or how many other people like you, if you’ve ever talked shit about one of my friends you’re forever tainted in my eyes 000
Em @emmroses.bsky.social · 30/10/2025You gotta listen when they put their personality disorder on full display 000
Em @emmroses.bsky.social · 19/08/2025Add a fanny pack and a purposeful gait and you’re set to go out at night but ONLY IF YOU NEED TO 000
Em @emmroses.bsky.social · 19/08/2025The no-makeup/bermuda shorts combo is really effective creep repellent 120
Em @emmroses.bsky.social · 13/08/2025My baby bangs are like my 2020 situationship. I just cannot seem to get over them and move on to (possibly) greener pastures 000
Em @emmroses.bsky.social · 11/08/2025Sorry but no one and I mean no one wants to hear you blasting Jelly Roll at the river 000
Em @emmroses.bsky.social · 05/08/2025Saw a skunk piggy bank at the antique store today and can’t stop thinking about it. Should I go back for her? 000
Em @emmroses.bsky.social · 31/07/2025I’m feeling really heavy, sad vibes being in Colorado right now. I wish I could come back here and enjoy it 010
Em @emmroses.bsky.social · 27/07/2025Piping hot take and I hate to admit it but Facebook dating is functionally superior to hinge and tinder 000
Reposted by Emamanda @amandamarie97.bsky.social · 27/07/2025I feel like I have my life together when my bras and panties match 093
Em @emmroses.bsky.social · 27/07/2025I can forgive the Gen x women at the bar next to me for their phone volume simply because they’re cracking up at skibidi toilet videos 000
Em @emmroses.bsky.social · 22/07/2025Mine might be the only family in the world that doesn’t want a corgi around for a weekend 110
Em @emmroses.bsky.social · 20/07/2025Almost didn’t click the link for these when it arrived almost 8 months late 000
Em @emmroses.bsky.social · 20/07/2025I wonder if the men who criticize women for putting their insta handles in their dating app bios realize how many men put their insta handles in their dating app bios 000
Em @emmroses.bsky.social · 15/07/2025Smoking cigarettes is crazy because no buzz or high could possibly be worth smelling like that 000
Em @emmroses.bsky.social · 15/07/2025I’m not certain if this placed used to be all ages or if they just want it that way now as a new thing 010
Em @emmroses.bsky.social · 14/07/2025Doing some online shopping tonight to make up for how poorly online dating is going 100
Reposted by EmCristian Ramirez @cristianramirez.bsky.social · 10/07/2025idk which branch of Christianity this is, but if there’s a pamphlet or something, you have my interest 4988870750
Em @emmroses.bsky.social · 10/07/2025*promotes a venue for minors* *gets pen*ses drawn all over the building* “Who could have done this? This is what gets venues shut down” 100
Em @emmroses.bsky.social · 25/06/2025Labubus on marketplace like a month after they became a thing is a recession indicator 000
Em @emmroses.bsky.social · 11/06/2025Can proudly say I spend zero time or energy being mad about tweets from 10 years ago 010
Em @emmroses.bsky.social · 02/06/2025You never know when your AirPods are going to betray you by randomly disconnecting in a quiet coffee shop 020
Em @emmroses.bsky.social · 21/05/2025Idk what’s worse - people who blatantly suck or the ones who make excuses for them 000
Em @emmroses.bsky.social · 12/05/2025That sounds a lot like my old place. Big windows are nice and all but they don’t measure up to a true outdoor space! 000
Em @emmroses.bsky.social · 12/05/2025What do apartments in Portland have against balconies? I just want a lil outdoor area so my dog can lay in the sun 120
Em @emmroses.bsky.social · 10/05/2025Hot take but choppers/motorcycles aren’t hot. Hotness and loudness are fundamentally at odds 121
Em @emmroses.bsky.social · 08/05/2025We need a word for this phenomenon. Like twink death but so much more tragic 000
Em @emmroses.bsky.social · 08/05/2025Being from a small town means watching every girl you grew up thinking was so beautiful and cool become a brainless racist Trump supporter 110