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Em @emmroses.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

He’s probably alone at the bar because his girlfriend is underaged

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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

Still can’t believe how spicy that Taylor Lorenz screenshot is. You don’t see meltdowns like that anymore

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Em @emmroses.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

Dudes love circling back. Just heard from a situationship from 2021 for the first time since that year

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Em @emmroses.bsky.social · 31/12/2025

Not to sound bitter but I don’t think you can complain about what a hard year you’ve had when you got married to the love of your life and bought a house

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Em @emmroses.bsky.social · 24/12/2025

Idc how many years it’s been or how many other people like you, if you’ve ever talked shit about one of my friends you’re forever tainted in my eyes

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Em @emmroses.bsky.social · 30/10/2025

You gotta listen when they put their personality disorder on full display

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Em @emmroses.bsky.social · 22/09/2025

Hinge is like, “your type? Never heard of her.”

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Em @emmroses.bsky.social · 25/08/2025

Chicken sausage might be the greatest food invention ever

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Em @emmroses.bsky.social · 19/08/2025

The no-makeup/bermuda shorts combo is really effective creep repellent

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Em @emmroses.bsky.social · 13/08/2025

My baby bangs are like my 2020 situationship. I just cannot seem to get over them and move on to (possibly) greener pastures

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Em @emmroses.bsky.social · 11/08/2025

Sorry but no one and I mean no one wants to hear you blasting Jelly Roll at the river

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Em @emmroses.bsky.social · 09/08/2025

Gotta take advantage of a full beat and a hotel mirror

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Em @emmroses.bsky.social · 05/08/2025

Also this mid century clock but it was $50 😵‍💫

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Em @emmroses.bsky.social · 05/08/2025

Saw a skunk piggy bank at the antique store today and can’t stop thinking about it. Should I go back for her?

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Em @emmroses.bsky.social · 31/07/2025

I’m feeling really heavy, sad vibes being in Colorado right now. I wish I could come back here and enjoy it

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Em @emmroses.bsky.social · 27/07/2025

Piping hot take and I hate to admit it but Facebook dating is functionally superior to hinge and tinder

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amanda @amandamarie97.bsky.social · 27/07/2025

I feel like I have my life together when my bras and panties match

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Em @emmroses.bsky.social · 27/07/2025

I can forgive the Gen x women at the bar next to me for their phone volume simply because they’re cracking up at skibidi toilet videos

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Em @emmroses.bsky.social · 27/07/2025

Feel most like myself with this color

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Em @emmroses.bsky.social · 26/07/2025

“Male loneliness epidemic”

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Em @emmroses.bsky.social · 22/07/2025

Mine might be the only family in the world that doesn’t want a corgi around for a weekend

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Em @emmroses.bsky.social · 20/07/2025

Almost didn’t click the link for these when it arrived almost 8 months late

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Em @emmroses.bsky.social · 20/07/2025

I wonder if the men who criticize women for putting their insta handles in their dating app bios realize how many men put their insta handles in their dating app bios

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Em @emmroses.bsky.social · 15/07/2025

Back on Hinge and Tinder

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Em @emmroses.bsky.social · 15/07/2025

I really can’t contain myself around pimento cheese

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Em @emmroses.bsky.social · 15/07/2025

Smoking cigarettes is crazy because no buzz or high could possibly be worth smelling like that

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Em @emmroses.bsky.social · 14/07/2025

Doing some online shopping tonight to make up for how poorly online dating is going

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Cristian Ramirez @cristianramirez.bsky.social · 10/07/2025

idk which branch of Christianity this is, but if there’s a pamphlet or something, you have my interest

On old etching of a woman lifting her dress to show the devil her underparts. The devil is screaming in shock and horror.

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Em @emmroses.bsky.social · 10/07/2025

*promotes a venue for minors* *gets pen*ses drawn all over the building* “Who could have done this? This is what gets venues shut down”

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Em @emmroses.bsky.social · 07/07/2025

A walkable neighborhood will fix you

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Em @emmroses.bsky.social · 25/06/2025

Kickoff of the summer of Emily

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Em @emmroses.bsky.social · 25/06/2025

Labubus on marketplace like a month after they became a thing is a recession indicator

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Em @emmroses.bsky.social · 11/06/2025

Can proudly say I spend zero time or energy being mad about tweets from 10 years ago

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Em @emmroses.bsky.social · 02/06/2025

You never know when your AirPods are going to betray you by randomly disconnecting in a quiet coffee shop

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Em @emmroses.bsky.social · 21/05/2025

Idk what’s worse - people who blatantly suck or the ones who make excuses for them

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Em @emmroses.bsky.social · 12/05/2025

What do apartments in Portland have against balconies? I just want a lil outdoor area so my dog can lay in the sun

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Em @emmroses.bsky.social · 10/05/2025

Hot take but choppers/motorcycles aren’t hot. Hotness and loudness are fundamentally at odds

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Em @emmroses.bsky.social · 08/05/2025

Girls’ weekend on film

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Em @emmroses.bsky.social · 08/05/2025

Being from a small town means watching every girl you grew up thinking was so beautiful and cool become a brainless racist Trump supporter

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Em @emmroses.bsky.social · 07/05/2025

I may be in the most dire financial situation of my life but at least I don’t have a dusty man in my house every day shaming me for it

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Em @emmroses.bsky.social · 15/04/2025

Sometimes you have to break no contact over a song release and that’s okay don’t beat yourself up open.spotify.com/track/2W5MV8...

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Balance And Composure · Alive & Well · Song · 2025

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Em @emmroses.bsky.social · 02/04/2025

Being mad about Brand New touring again while being besties with rape apologists just tells me your anger is 100% performative

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Em @emmroses.bsky.social · 31/03/2025

I can work every day and never question my skills but the moment I take an assessment for a new job all of my confidence goes out the window

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Em @emmroses.bsky.social · 24/03/2025

I love that my dog gets just as excited about Order Pizza and Bedrot as I do

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Em @emmroses.bsky.social · 21/03/2025

If you have to start a GoFundMe to move to the west coast then I hate to break it to you but you probably can’t afford to move to (or live on) the west coast

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Em @emmroses.bsky.social · 19/03/2025

Classic bio of the meanest b you’ll ever encounter

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Em @emmroses.bsky.social · 19/03/2025

I’m a crashout promoter and validator

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Em @emmroses.bsky.social · 18/03/2025

No hot alt people on my DEN —> PDX flight?? I demand a refund.

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