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Emmo Bee

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I used to be (at)malebariusrex in olden times at the bird site. Sound tech. Comics. RPG. Accessibility. Please use alt text.

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Emmo Bee @emmobee.bsky.social · 7h
I just got that sweet electric screwdriver that I wanted for my birthday!
Bosch pushdrive electric screwdriver
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Emmo Bee @emmobee.bsky.social · 12h
I've got them now. Back when I was a wee bairn, it was a well known fact that Puma Shoes could run faster than any other shoes. As running fast was also perhaps THE most important thing to be able to do, the shoes were highly coveted by us all.
A very brightly yellow pair of PUMA sneakers.
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Emmo Bee @emmobee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Med alt-tekst:
Screenshot fra DR:
Hvad skal være Det 11. bud? 'Kæmp for dit fædreland', mener Sørine Gotfredsen

Det er et vigtigt bud i en global tid, siger sognepræsten og debattøren.
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Emmo Bee @emmobee.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Name a non-LotR character who could resist the One Ring
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Emmo Bee @emmobee.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
De har en museumsbutik med alt det Bud Spencer-merch, du ikke vidste, du havde brug for. Bud Spencer-læderjakke, Bud Spencer-stegepande, Bud Spencer-træske (til når du skal lave bønner og bacon, Bud Spencer-style). Der er også en Bud Spencer whisky.
Bud Spencer Museum i Berlin. I højre side af billedet holder buggyen fra Watch Out We're Mad.
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Emmo Bee @emmobee.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
We went on a special backstage tour of the Zoo and met the wombats.
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Emmo Bee @emmobee.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I see your trash panda and raise you a garbage penguin. #coot
A coot nesting in a duck house on top of a mound of garbage that it has collected.
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Emmo Bee @emmobee.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
The Sun seen through eclipse glasses
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Emmo Bee @emmobee.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Got my danger sensitive sunglasses.
A pair of eclipse glasses
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Emmo Bee @emmobee.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Lot of people on the common tonight. I wonder if anything's happening?
Wide angle view West from Kalvebod Fælled.
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Emmo Bee @emmobee.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Der er mange folk på fælleden her til aften. Gad vide om der skal ske et eller andet?
Et wide-angle billede taget i omtrent vestlig retning fra Kalvebod Fælled.
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Emmo Bee @emmobee.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Just a small sample of the literal music of humanity which is what's in my headphones.
Screenshot from Apple Music showing the album Encore by The Specials.
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Emmo Bee @emmobee.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
A lot of things are pretty depressing right now so here's a holiday pic of me as a child looking at an adorable but naughty hedgehog which had snuck into our tent and eaten of our cheese.
A child looking inside a tent at a hedgehog. Two bicycle baskets are also inside.
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Emmo Bee @emmobee.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I was particularly thinking of this bit here, which struck me then as being a bit weird.
642F: Sexual Perversions [D]*

* Sexual Perversions are considered to be Darkside personality traits by most societies during much of the 20th century.

A Position Statement

Some forms of behavior are wrong, that's why they are called Darkside traits. Engaging in such behavior hurts oneself and others. Some forms of sexual behavior fall into the category of wrong behavior, for they are perversions of nature. While the people who perform such behavior may be otherwise "good," they can perform wrong actions, just as a driver of a car may sometimes speed, or a parent snap at a child in anger. Nevertheless, wrong behavior does not become right just because many misguided people engage in it.

Real World Stuff

Despite "popular" trends in culture and psychology, the authors of this book believe the following three statements to be true:

A. Any sexual relationship other than that between a husband and wife is wrong.

B. Perverse sexual desires are a form of learned and ingrained behavior and as such can be controlled, overcome and eventually replaced by healthy desires and behavior.

C. Using roleplay to vicariously experience wrong behavior is a bad idea.

While we are not called to be judges, it is our belief that those who chose to continue in perverse behavior will ultimately be held accountable for their actions. Those who seek to brainwash society into accepting such behavior as normal are only making the problem worse for themselves and others.
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Emmo Bee @emmobee.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
This is the thermostat for the fridge at work. Which way would YOU turn the knob to make the fridge colder? Does "0" mean "0C" or does it mean "Off"? Does MAX mean "Maximum cooling" or "Maximum temperature"?
Knob. It can be turned clockwise from "0" to "MAX"
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Emmo Bee @emmobee.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
This is very inconvenient. If I'd known the doctor would send me here, I'd have brought a book or my e-reader. Or both.
My feet in toe socks at the end of a hospital bed.
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Emmo Bee @emmobee.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Coot Saturday.
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Emmo Bee @emmobee.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
For some reason I just remembered this little guy I created about 20 years ago when I was trying to get better at Illustrator.
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Emmo Bee @emmobee.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Jeg har ikke læst den, men måske bliver Spider-Man venner med Jokeren? Måske bonder de over, at de begge to godt kan lide at være lidt sjove?
Forside af et Spider-Man and Batman crossover hæfte.
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Emmo Bee @emmobee.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Artist! Drop something creepy!
Black & white line drawing of a horned skeleton holding a large, curved blade in its left hand and reaching out toward the viewer with its right hand.
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Emmo Bee @emmobee.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Line drawing showing a monster that's a bit like a T-Rex with bat-wings and three unicorn horns. A mechanical pencil included for scale shows the drawing is about 6cm wide.
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Emmo Bee @emmobee.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
I should have given this one the anaglyph 3d treatment. I guess I still could.
Line drawing of a T-Rex with a Santa hat and false beard and carrying a sack running towards the viewer.
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Emmo Bee @emmobee.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Hey artists!! Post some art you made from before Bluesky! (Put on your red/blue 3d glasses)
A digital painting of a cartoon pig dressed as Robin swinging past two windows on a rope. There's some blue/red outlines as it's an anaglyph 3d image.
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Emmo Bee @emmobee.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
And Ted Nugent and, apparently, Mike Oldfield?
Screenshot from Wikipedia:
In 2017, Oldfield expressed support for then US President Donald Trump and said he would have played at Trump's inauguration if he had been invited to do so. In the same interview, he also stated that he was in favour of Brexit.
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Emmo Bee @emmobee.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Considering how disinclined Americans are to use bikes to get around they make surprisingly good bikes for getting around on.
A Specialized Roll City chained to a steel contraption for chaining bikes to.
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Emmo Bee @emmobee.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Fixed it.
The original Twitter screenshot from Musk (The problem is that after they "eat the rich", they will starve) with the word "after" crossed out and "until" written in instead.
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Emmo Bee @emmobee.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Gorg Borg?
Slightly blurry image of street sign reading:
Triq
Gorg Borg 
Olivier
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Emmo Bee @emmobee.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Nailed it!
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Emmo Bee @emmobee.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Without stating your age post your favorite film released the year you turned 18. (So many great films released that year, I picked one that I also saw the 1st time when I was 18)
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Emmo Bee @emmobee.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
We like Tha Moon!
The Moon looking full and red.
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Emmo Bee @emmobee.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
What the heck, @ouinne.bsky.social , did you move into my neighbourhood without telling me?
A greyhound on a lead outside a supermarket.
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Emmo Bee @emmobee.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Combine with Machinehead’s Øf Kingdøm And Crøwn for BLØØB FØR THE BLØØB GØB!
Back cover of Machinehead’s album Øf Kingdøm and Crøwn where they’ve substituted the letter Ø in for the letter which is a lot funnier if you’re Danish or Norwegian.
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Emmo Bee @emmobee.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Jeg føler mig faktisk selv lidt påvirket af generelt.
Screenshot fra Gmail:
FedEx Tracking
05:36
to me
FedEx.
Din forsendelse kan være påvirket af generelt.
Planlagt leveringsdato
Thursday, 04/09/26
Inden 22:00
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Emmo Bee @emmobee.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Det her er en af de mere interessante valgplakater. Bemærk at han ikke skriver "Kriminelle udlændinge". Det er sgu da meget friskt at gå til valg på at ville udvise sin partiformand!
DF-valgplakatcmed et portræt af en skaldet mand med briller, kort skæg og blåt slips.
Tekst: 
ALLAN FELDT
UDVIS KRIMINELLE
STEM DANSK FOLKEPARTI
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Emmo Bee @emmobee.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Spoopy!
A linear perspective image looking down a canal with modern concrete buildings on the left and an elevated train track on the right. It's very misty.
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Emmo Bee @emmobee.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Ok, I suppose "Shit fairy" is a more accurate translation.
Sign reading "Lortefeen findes ikke
Saml op efter din hund, og smid posen i skraldespanden. Hundeposerne er sat op af Ørestad Grundejerforeninger."
(The Shit Fairy doesn't exist. Pick up after your dog and throw the bag in the bin. The dog bags supplied by Ørestad owners' association."
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Emmo Bee @emmobee.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
As I understand it, that's only if you're an invertebrate. If you're a mammal, it apparently looks like this:
Photo of a giant anteater
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Emmo Bee @emmobee.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
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Emmo Bee @emmobee.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
A proper toaster.
Photo showing a standard Danish flatbed toaster. It's a flat device with a thin grill above some heat elements.
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Emmo Bee @emmobee.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Ok, så undersøgelsen viser altså det stik modsatte af det, artiklen konkluderer. 89% af de unge har ikke prøvet at køre på en ulovlig elcykel. Og intet om, hvor mange af de resterende 11% som generelt gør det (frem for bare at "have prøvet" det).
Screenshot fra tv2fyn.dk
Tekst: 
Højst 25 i timen

Den gældende lovgivning for elcykler lyder, at den elektriske motor på offentlige veje maksimalt må hjælpe op til en topfart på 25 km/t, hvorefter den skal slå fra.

Men de regler bliver ikke overholdt af de unge på vejene.

En undersøgelse, som Rådet for Sikker Trafik har lavet, viser nemlig, at 11% af de 3.053 adspurgte unge mellem 15 og 24 år har prøvet at køre på en ulovlig elcykel. Gennemsnitligt kører de 45 km/t, altså næsten dobbelt så hurtigt som tilladt.
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Emmo Bee @emmobee.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Names are unique, everybody knows that. Just like British standup Jo Brand wrote an interview book (in Danish) with Jesper Binzer from DAD.
Screenshot:
Al Overview

Jesper Binzer is a Danish rock musician, and Jo Brand is a British comedian; their connection is the book "Flot kronhjort", in which Jo Brand conducted the interview with Jesper Binzer, as documented in the resulting autobiography. In the book, Binzer shares his experiences with misbehavior, his inner demons, and what makes life worth living.

Jesper Binzer

A well-known Danish rock musician.

The subject of the autobiographical book "Flot kronhjort".

Jo Brand A British comedian and The person who interviewed Jesper Binzer for the book.

"Flot kronhjort" (Beautiful Stag)

An autobiographical book by Danish rock musician Jesper Binzer.

Jo Brand interviewed Binzer for the book.

The book covers Binzer's life experiences, including misbehavior, struggles, and his thoughts on life.
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Emmo Bee @emmobee.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Film you've seen more than six times. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LotR, or Marvel Baby.
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Emmo Bee @emmobee.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Without saying Lord of the Rings, name a fantasy film.
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Emmo Bee @emmobee.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Windows 11 is so laughably terrible it's barely an OS at all. I see a lot of companies make some pretty interesting hardware (that dual screen yoga book is pretty sweet) and then realise that they're solidly tied to the whole Windows 11 mess and save the money.
Screenshot from XDA:
Windows gets a bit of a bad rap for being more cluttered than Linux and less refined than something like macOS, but at its core, it's still arguably a good operating system. You can make a solid argument that it's the most powerful platform for productivity, especially when you add third-party tools into the mix.
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Emmo Bee @emmobee.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Well, at least it isn't this one:
Photo of a hotel room door with the number 101.
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Emmo Bee @emmobee.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
In my castle having coffee with my monkey.
A photo of a cup of coffee on a table, with a plushie orangutan across the table. Behind the monkey an open door and an idyllic garden.
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Emmo Bee @emmobee.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Opfordring til politiet her til morgen: Flyt dig selv, din bonderøv
Screenshot fra DR:
Liveblog EU-topmøde i København 
Opfordring fra Politiet her til morgen: Flyt dig
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Emmo Bee @emmobee.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
#felttippentober Art made by a human person and not by AI or a cabbage or something.
An ink line drawing of some kind of floating worm-like monster with four eyestalks and a long prehensile tongue wrapped about a limp human figure. A 0.7 mm mechanical pencil is lying next to the drawing.The same image as before but coloured in. The worm is brown with a blue tongue and tailfin. The limp figure is a white person in a green t-shirt and blue trousers.
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Emmo Bee @emmobee.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
They are, however, extremely cute. The only reason I'm still using Instagram is cute animal videos, primarily pandas and wombats. We've been on two special behind-the-scenes tours in the zoo: meet the wombats and meet the pandas.
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Emmo Bee @emmobee.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
It seems irresponsible for Apple to give me this kind of power.
Mac OS dialogue with three buttons labelled "Delete Only This Event", "Delete All Future Events" (circled by me), and "Cancel"
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