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Emmo Bee

@emmobee.bsky.social
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I used to be (at)malebariusrex in olden times at the bird site. Sound tech. Comics. RPG. Accessibility. Please use alt text.

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Emmo Bee @emmobee.bsky.social · 10h
Jeg vil foreslå, at vi i DK forbyder dem alle steder, der er indenfor 70 km af en kyst.
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Emmo Bee @emmobee.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I needed new sneakers and I've barely worn anything on my feet the last quarter century that wasn't Converse All-Stars. And I also think the balance of probability is that that ad wasn't deliberate (because doing it deliberately would take even greater stupidity than doing it accidentally).
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Emmo Bee @emmobee.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Nu kan jeg ikke lade være med at tænke på de historier, vi fortæller os selv, og hvordan vi har noget, vi gerne vil gøre, og vi så konstruerer en virkelighed, hvor det er rimeligt at gøre sådan.
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Emmo Bee @emmobee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
They don't want the commemoration because they want it to happen again more than anything. www.bbc.com/news/article...
bbc.com
German town bans stumbling stone memorials to Nazi victims
Germany's education minister has branded the ban on the small brass memorial plaques a "scandal".
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Emmo Bee @emmobee.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Apparently, Jurassic World Evolution 3 is a game about building a dinosaur theme park and not about being a great big dinosaur and eating people. 😕
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Emmo Bee @emmobee.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If only she could keep up the rhythm from the first ~8 seconds of the video, she could be an ersatz metronome.
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Emmo Bee @emmobee.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Bear ate nearly half an average American meal!
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Emmo Bee @emmobee.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
We should have told that orange piece of shit in no uncertain terms to get bent. Just what would he actually have done? Started a war with NATO?
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Emmo Bee @emmobee.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
"Er spørgsmålet om ejerskab taget af bordet?" Hvad fanden er det for et spørsmål? DET VAR ALDRIG PÅ BORDET!
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Emmo Bee @emmobee.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This incredibly long thread is like Top Gear if Top Gear had a much better host. Sooz Kempner should absolutely present Top Gear even if she no longer dreams of doing so!
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Emmo Bee @emmobee.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
If the EU is looking for something to regulate, I suggest a rule that usb wall chargers have their wattage printed on them in a legible font size and with WCAG-compliant contrast.
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Emmo Bee @emmobee.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Hi, when you're designing a character sheet for your #ttrpg, try to remember what it's for. It's mean to be printed out and subsequently written on. So don't put black or colour backgrounds where players are meant to write. Or anywhere else.
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Emmo Bee @emmobee.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Three greatest movie/TV themes: 1: Godzilla (1954) 2: Doctor Who 3: The Persuaders
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Emmo Bee @emmobee.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The true Everything App: www.victorinox.com/en-GB/Produc...
victorinox.com
Check this out: Cheese Master
Victorinox Cheese Master - 0.8313.W ++ Explore the world of perfect Swiss quality online ++ Home of the Original Swiss Army knife ++ Find a store close to you ++
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Emmo Bee @emmobee.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Den samme mængde tid, bemærker jeg, som det ville tage at erobre Ukraine. nyheder.tv2.dk/live/2024-09...
nyheder.tv2.dk
Warszawa vil forsvinde på to eller tre dage, siger nær Putin-rådgiver
Hold dig opdateret på krigen i Ukraine med nyheder fra TV 2. Få overblik over sidste nyt her.
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Emmo Bee @emmobee.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Flertallet af Folketingets medlemmer er a-ok med det her. Og med Mads Stranges misogyni for den sags skyld. Hvis nogen fyrede det der af på en almindelig arbejdsplads ville det blive en HR-sag. www.tv2ostjylland.dk/aarhus/flert...
tv2ostjylland.dk
Lars Boje: - Flertallet af kvinder har en samfundsdestruktiv holdning
- Flertallet af kvinder har en samfundsdestruktiv holdning, hvilket man kan se på den måde, de stemmer. Sådan skriver Lars Boje Mathiesen på det sociale medie X, hvor brugere diskuterer, at svenskere ...
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Emmo Bee @emmobee.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I’ve played a lot of golf on my console and I always find it weird that people have decided to actually do it physically. If you had to LARP a video game, I think Pacman would be more fun.
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Emmo Bee @emmobee.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Name a non-LotR character who could resist the One Ring
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Emmo Bee @emmobee.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I had a 25%-off-one-purchase voucher for the oldest comic book shop in the universe and I discovered they had a complete set of the Library Edition of Giant Days by @badmachinery.com . So now they don't have it anymore.
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Ham der kammerat Bo @bo-stefan-nielsen.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Der er møde i Racismefri By nu på mandag om hvordan, vi planlægger næste moddemonstration mod 'Det Danske Folk', som vil marchere igen d. 17. oktober. Alle som ønsker at blive en del af organiseringen er meget velkomne. Mandag d. 14.09 kl. 17 på Kapelvej 44.
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Emmo Bee @emmobee.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Being a nearsighted skeleton must be terrible. With no nose or ears your glasses would just keep sliding off your face.
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Emmo Bee @emmobee.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Damn, memories of this utterly bizarre event are coming back to me. My classmate and I were picked up at school by a cop who flew to Stockholm with us. And besides Shell HQ we were also taken to the Stockholm police traffic control hub.
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Emmo Bee @emmobee.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I do get occasional impostor syndrome but the most dangerous item I handle on a daily basis is the door to my office.
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Emmo Bee @emmobee.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Can you go on strike from a job you don't have?
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Arbejderen @arbejderen.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
På ti år er antallet af borgere med en lille eller helt utilstrækkelig pensionsopsparing steget fra 535.000 til godt 807.000 personer. Det er i høj grad indvandrere, som står til at have for lidt at leve af som pensionister. arbejderen.dk/indland/ulig...
arbejderen.dk
Ulighed i pensionsforhold er stigende
På ti år, fra 2014 til 2024, er antallet af borgere med en lille eller helt utilstrækkelig pensionsopsparing steget fra 535.000 til godt 807.000 personer. Det er i høj grad indvandrere, som står til a...
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Emmo Bee @emmobee.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
A top end G-Shock costs about the same as some of the lower end Apple Watches, don't record anything and is nearly indestructible.
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Emmo Bee @emmobee.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
When people first started talking about ChatGPT years ago, I admit I was a little curious. Not curious enough, though, to actually bother finding out where it lived or how to access it. And I’ve gotten a lot less curious since so I still don’t know and don’t care.
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Emmo Bee @emmobee.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Jeg har ikke brug for hjælp til at håndtere stress. Jeg har brug for mindre stress. www.dr.dk/nyheder/indl...
dr.dk
Stress rammer på ét særligt tidspunkt
Lige nu er det den tid på året, hvor flest danskere rækker ud efter hjælp til at håndtere stress.
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Emmo Bee @emmobee.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The offside rule is for when a football player forgets which side they’re on, like when an Arsenal player suddenly thinks he’s playing for Swansea.
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Emmo Bee @emmobee.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
If you like Uber, let me tell you about something even better: actual fucking taxis where people are actually employed and vetted to some degree. And a company exists that’s responsible for maintaining the vehicle so it’s safe.
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Emmo Bee @emmobee.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Traktor-aber.
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Emmo Bee @emmobee.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Woo! Lønstigning på ~200 om måneden! (Før skat, altså - træerne vokser jo ikke helt ind i himlen). Det er næsten nok til to kopper kaffe.
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Emmo Bee @emmobee.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Noget helt nyt? Eller hvad de har gjort på Bear Slice (tidligere Cafe Istanbul) - det måske bedst kendte pizza-sted i København - i årtier: migogkbh.dk/aabner-med-1...
migogkbh.dk
Åbner med 1 dollar pizzaslice: Nyt pizzakoncept lander i København
I næste uge får København et nyt pizzakoncept, når Paper Plate åbner i Indre By. Her er omdrejningspunktet det perfekte pizzaslice, inspireret af New Yorks slicekultur og serveret helt uformelt på en ...
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Emmo Bee @emmobee.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
If Chinese Communists are actually putting millions into making people believe the things that are actually happening are actually happening then … Thank you, Chinese Communists!
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Emmo Bee @emmobee.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Jeg har svært ved at finde ord, der fuldt kan udtrykke den foragt, jeg føler, for vores racistiske og autoritære statsmedister. Vi har ikke længere noget, man med nogen rimelighed kan kalde et socialdemokratisk parti.
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Emmo Bee @emmobee.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Nobody who'd be surprised by this is likely to read it. cphpost.dk/2026-08-25/l...
cphpost.dk
Danes overestimate immigrant numbers and crime and underestimate how many are working and educated - The Copenhagen Post
Danes significantly overestimate the number of immigrants living in Denmark and how much crime they commit, while underestimating their employment and education levels, according to a new Aalborg Univ...
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Emmo Bee @emmobee.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
More comics should have puzzle pages! Boring picture-free books should have them too. Think about how much better LotR could be with an occasional maze, crossword or sudoku to break up the tedious prose!
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Emmo Bee @emmobee.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
EGG ROLLS FOR DINNER!! THUS SPAKETH ZARATHUSTRA!
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Emmo Bee @emmobee.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Der hænger nogle plakater rundt om i landet med den kriminelle politiker Inger Støjberg, hvor hun udtrykker, at kriminelle udlændinge ikke skal være i DK. Men som kriminel selv må man jo antage, at det ikke er kriminaliteten, som er det væsentlige for hende.
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Emmo Bee @emmobee.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Støjberg mener "Godhedsindustrien har spillet fallit", så nu er det åbenbart tid til at overlade scenen til Ondskabs-industrien og give dén en chance (til).
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Emmo Bee @emmobee.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Jeg synes egentlig ikke, det lyder som om, Støjberg vil *bekæmpe* social kontrol: www.tv2fyn.dk/fyn/inger-st...
tv2fyn.dk
Inger Støjberg vil forbyde faste og dunjakker på gymnasier
Fredag i sidste uge troppede Hizb ut-Tahrir op ved Mulernes Legatskole i Odense, hvor de uddelte omdiskuterede flyers med budskab henvendt til gymnasiets...
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Emmo Bee @emmobee.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I see your trash panda and raise you a garbage penguin. #coot
A coot nesting in a duck house on top of a mound of garbage that it has collected.
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Emmo Bee @emmobee.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Har @aeldresagen.bsky.social priviligeret adgang til personoplysninger? Jeg blev mildest talt noget stram i betrækket over at finde en reklametryksag fra med mit fulde navn og adresse i min postkasse.
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Emmo Bee @emmobee.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I don’t not want guns in fantasy because of history or technology. I don’t want guns in fantasy for the same reason I don’t want guns in any media even if it’s set in the modern day: guns suck.
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Emmo Bee @emmobee.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Almost everything is water soluble depending on your time scale.
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Emmo Bee @emmobee.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
- This isn’t an argument! - Yes, it is!
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Emmo Bee @emmobee.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Lot of people on the common tonight. I wonder if anything's happening?
Wide angle view West from Kalvebod Fælled.
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Emmo Bee @emmobee.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Der er mange folk på fælleden her til aften. Gad vide om der skal ske et eller andet?
Et wide-angle billede taget i omtrent vestlig retning fra Kalvebod Fælled.
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Emmo Bee @emmobee.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
The only HP stuff I buy is the delicious sauce which I understand JKR makes no money from.
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Emmo Bee @emmobee.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
"Europas kristne kulturarv" kan æde kort og fucke af. www.dr.dk/nyheder/poli...
dr.dk
Mette Frederiksen og hendes umage makker i fælles melding: Vil beskytte Europas kristne kulturarv
Budskabet fra Meloni og Frederiksen er ikke mindst rettet mod de europæiske vælgere, vurderer DR's analytiker.
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