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Nu er det pludselig ikke alene urimeligt, at jeg skal beskattes - det er også kun fair at dem, der tjener færre penge, betaler mere i skat som en straf for deres dovenskab!

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Så hvis jeg tjener ekstremt mange penge, laver jeg f.eks en virkelighed, hvor beskatning er en unfair straf, jeg skal betale for at arbejde hårdere end andre. Hvor de mange penge viser, at jeg arbejder hårdere.

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Nu kan jeg ikke lade være med at tænke på de historier, vi fortæller os selv, og hvordan vi har noget, vi gerne vil gøre, og vi så konstruerer en virkelighed, hvor det er rimeligt at gøre sådan.

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Emmo Bee @emmobee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

At "lyve" findes ikke længere. Nu kalder vi det "at sige tingene, som de er". Det handler jo om, at fortælle sig selv en historie, hvor det ER sådan, tingene er. For hvis det ikke er, så betyder den politik, man ønsker sig, at man er et uhyre. Og alle vil jo helst være på den "gode" side.

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"Du skal huske at bruge alt-tekst." *host* 😉

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Emmo Bee @emmobee.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Well, I guess I’ve heard about it now. The song, I mean. I already knew about Langley which is a town in, I believe, W. Virginia? (And also the name of HAL’s instructor who taught “him” to sing a song.)

Emmo Bee @emmobee.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

It's a suburb a bit North of Copenhagen: maps.app.goo.gl/aUcq3GxXctss...

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Ooh, I'd forgotten about that! And I'm actually playing through TR1 again now on Evercade so I really should have remembered.

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Apparently, Jurassic World Evolution 3 is a game about building a dinosaur theme park and not about being a great big dinosaur and eating people. 😕

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Lara Croft taught me that if I put my body into it, I can actually shift a ~8 cubic meter block of solid rock. I've wrestled and lifted weights and I like to think I'm a pretty strong guy, but I absolutely can't move an 8 cubic meter block of solid rock.

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En særlig sadistisk racist.

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In Denmark, where I live, I’m tiny at ~170cm. In the Peruvian Andes, I’m essentially a kaiju.

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Jeg er ikke glad for hindbærsnitter. Kan teknikken overføres direkte til en kartoffelkage?

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I remember learning Japanese in the 90's and the Japanese already having a term for it (Wapuro-byoo - word processor disease). I believe that at the time it was mainly to do with people forgetting how to hand-write kanji, though.

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Emmo Bee @emmobee.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

If only she could keep up the rhythm from the first ~8 seconds of the video, she could be an ersatz metronome.

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Bear ate nearly half an average American meal!

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Emmo Bee @emmobee.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

We should have told that orange piece of shit in no uncertain terms to get bent. Just what would he actually have done? Started a war with NATO?

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Emmo Bee @emmobee.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Indvandring har heller ikke affødt en "eksplosion af kriminalitet og sociale problemer". Hvis det havde, ville sådan en eksplosion være fundet sted.

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Emmo Bee @emmobee.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Mig på Burger King: Er confiteret and taget af menuen?

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Emmo Bee @emmobee.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

"Er spørgsmålet om ejerskab taget af bordet?" Hvad fanden er det for et spørsmål? DET VAR ALDRIG PÅ BORDET!

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Emmo Bee @emmobee.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

This incredibly long thread is like Top Gear if Top Gear had a much better host. Sooz Kempner should absolutely present Top Gear even if she no longer dreams of doing so!

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Emmo Bee @emmobee.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Isambard Kingdom Brunel Daryl Dragon

Emmo Bee @emmobee.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

When they're in a boat, they're called the Far Starboard, I believe.

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Emmo Bee @emmobee.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Does this charger deliver 5W or 35W? I don't know and the only way of finding out without plugging it in is to take a picture of it in good lighting and then zoom.

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Emmo Bee @emmobee.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I don't know who can read 5 pt font silver against white but it isn't me.

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Emmo Bee @emmobee.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

If the EU is looking for something to regulate, I suggest a rule that usb wall chargers have their wattage printed on them in a legible font size and with WCAG-compliant contrast.

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Hi, when you're designing a character sheet for your #ttrpg, try to remember what it's for. It's mean to be printed out and subsequently written on. So don't put black or colour backgrounds where players are meant to write. Or anywhere else.

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Three greatest movie/TV themes: 1: Godzilla (1954) 2: Doctor Who 3: The Persuaders

I worked for a while in the noughties in a firm that let out summerhouses in Europe, editing images. For the houses in Croatia, all the exteriors were gorgeous and only neede to be scaled and cropped. The interiors, however, all looked like this except less well lit.

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Jeg har haft en frygt for slanger, men så mødte jeg en hugorm i Thy, og min første tanke var "Årh, den er da egentlig meget sød." Men jeg er stadig, mærkeligt nok, bange for slanger. Ideen om dem. Bare ikke faktiske slanger ude i naturen ...

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Emmo Bee @emmobee.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

The corkscrew is, admittedly, useless to me as I don't drink wine and it hasn't got a bottle opener. But my dad has taught me that everything is a bottle opener. I've seen him open a bottle with a newspaper.

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At en AI-chatbot har genereret overskriften?

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Emmo Bee @emmobee.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Erin, that's crazy - two things can't both be true!

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Lars Boje: - Flertallet af kvinder har en samfundsdestruktiv holdning

Flertallet af Folketingets medlemmer er a-ok med det her. Og med Mads Stranges misogyni for den sags skyld. Hvis nogen fyrede det der af på en almindelig arbejdsplads ville det blive en HR-sag. www.tv2ostjylland.dk/aarhus/flert...

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- Flertallet af kvinder har en samfundsdestruktiv holdning, hvilket man kan se på den måde, de stemmer. Sådan skriver Lars Boje Mathiesen på det sociale medie X, hvor brugere diskuterer, at svenskere ...

Specifically, it's what the character, that you created because you enjoy playing someone who'd do this, would do. And I think we find this kind of person in pretty much every hobby but this one specifically asks them to create a character to play.

Givet, at vi har set, at elever, som bruger AI, i tests uden adgang til AI svarer til at være et par årgange bagefter dem som ikke gør det, virker det som en mærkelig konklusion. Er resultaterne simpelthen ikke dårlige nok?

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And "Fem" is Danish* for "Five" so the caption is doubly accurate. * And Swedish and Norwegian too for that matter.

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Due to a new and terrible experience I had last week, I guess it'll have to be something like competetively getting a gastroscopy whilst listening to serial-killer-thriller audiobooks narrated in a Batman growl in a large department store around christmastime.

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To be fair, his proximity to God does seem to be increasing.