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Emmett Raccoon

@emmettraccoon.bsky.social
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29/M/NSFW Posts+Likes+Reposts ahead, minors DNI. Just another raccoon’s corner of the internet. I like old cameras, taking pictures of the sky, and dads. Suit/Icon: @orforf.bsky.social Banner: @carbine.chee.gay

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Emmett Raccoon @emmettraccoon.bsky.social · 5h
Finally solving an ffmpeg problem that has plagued me for two whole years, I am now powerful and cannot be stopped
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Raccoons Hourly @raccoonhourly.bsky.social · 8h
An adorable raccoon.
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Emmett Raccoon @emmettraccoon.bsky.social · 18h
You are now aware and consciously thinking of every individual tooth in your mouth
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Hans, faffing 🐺🐕‍🦺 @hansfaffing.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
happy uhhh uhm happy uhm fursuit frinday uhm pant pant pant
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Emmett Raccoon @emmettraccoon.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
DD-MM-YYYY is evil, I just can’t explain why
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kilometers @foxpaw.io · 08/10/2026
Golden Yote ☀️ 🪡: @jaycostumes.bsky.social
Coyote fursuit holding paws out during a sunset.
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Emmett Raccoon @emmettraccoon.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
And thus begins the great “Emmett Offloading Completed or ‘Indefinitely Paused Until Computer Space Frees Up’ Projects” archival project of 2K26. First 5TB HDD purchased, another 15TB to go… for the first project that needs to be offloaded. 🫠
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Raph - C0mms 0pen @lraphl.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
🦊 Tea hot, don't sip ☕ #Fox #FoxMcCloud #StarFox #Peach #Sheik
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Shubbabang @shubbabang.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Another classic, not sure if I've already posted this one here.
The image is a six panel black and white comic. 

Panel 1 - a girl sits at her desk in front of a computer, looking disheartened. She says, "I dont know if I should post this art, who would even want to see it?"

Panel 2- A new person bursts through the door in the background with a loud BAM

Panel 3- The new person pushes the girl out of the way, smushing her face in the process, while slamming their fist down on the keyboard. 

Panel 4- The computer shows that the art has been posted 

Panel 5- The person makes direct eye contact with the girl while pushing their finger against their own phone screen

Panel 6- A motion blur is added to the last panel, enhancing the impact of the new notifications on the new post. It reads, "(Friend) Liked Post just now" Followed by "(Friend) commented 'I FUCKING LOVE THIS AND I LOVE U'"

Underneath the last panel is a watermark that reads, Shubbabang
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Emmett Raccoon @emmettraccoon.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It’s a tuxie thing
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Catswell @catswell.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
coffee bean
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Emmett Raccoon @emmettraccoon.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Thank you Mr. Niépce for birthing the technology that would eventually let me take pictures of my son loafing in unusual places
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🐦 Ferris 🔜 MFF DoubleTree @ferristhetoucan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Happy 200th anniversary of the first photograph, taken in October, 1826 by Nicéphore Niépce in France!
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Emmett Raccoon @emmettraccoon.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I am awake, the ADHD meds have kicked in, and I am ready to BITE
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potvoheu (comms closed) @potvoheu.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
the advantages of having fur
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Emmett Raccoon @emmettraccoon.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
At what point does one accept that the new someone you wanted to get to know isn’t interested in talking and you should just cut your losses?
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Emmett Raccoon @emmettraccoon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I’m sure this will make the gainer fandom happy.
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Emmett Raccoon @emmettraccoon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Got myself a light snack
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Emmett Raccoon @emmettraccoon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I remember when almost the entirety of KaBlam! was considered lost media, this is neat to learn!
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Captain Disillusion @captaindisillusion.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Did You Know: the entirety of KaBLam! is on Archive - archive.org/details/kabl... It's really silly and inventive, and fun to show to current-time little human kids and stuff, imo.
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KaBlam! - Full Series (PMTP WEB-DL)
Airing for four seasons on Nickeldoeon, KaBlam! offers a home to a selection of animated shorts that could be best described as offbeat. The short films, which are bridged by segments featuring animat...
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Jads @jads-i-rutan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Pro tip for retail interactions: become big and intimidating to win
A sketched scene of two anthro red pandas raising arms to be big and intimidating at each other. One is saying, "I want to speak to your manager." The other is replying, "I AM the manager." They are in an electronics shop and other customers mill about in the background.
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Emmett Raccoon @emmettraccoon.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
He is “hiding”
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Rob MacWolf, Werewolf Hitchhiker @robmacwolf.thevoice.dog · 03/10/2026
Also, let's not have any illusions about what they hoped to achieve with these demands. They did not actually want to ban depictions of hugging. They correctly identified furry as a queer community, so they made a demand they know is impossible to comply with.
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Alberto y El Hocico @alberto.ink · 01/10/2026
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Emmett Raccoon @emmettraccoon.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Racc did house chores, got his flu and COVID shots, worked a couple hours, ran errands, and went go karting for the first time with some friends (do NOT allow me behind the wheel again, I am an aggressive driver 🥴). I don’t wanna call it a night tho. 😭
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Emmett Raccoon @emmettraccoon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Heartbreaking: the DIYer whose modification of a specific device you’ve been eyeing that would solve several problems you’ve been having has been generating AI “short films.”
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Alioth Fox @aliothfox.ursamajorartworks.com · 02/10/2026
TLDR: Fur Affinity's advertising partners are demanding that they ban adult content. Sciggles and FA want to firmly tell them to go fuck themselves. If they're going to be able to afford to do that, they need the community's help. Pitch in. Keep furry weird. www.furaffinity.net/journal/1143...
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Support Fur Affinity’s Community Funding -- Fender's Journal
Hey there Fuzzies!. . Recently, there has been a lot of conversation about censorship of the internet and third parties forcing sites to ...
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Eek🔞 @eekanant.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
fucking stupid fuck
small soba curled in a angry ball thinking to himself "I AM SO FUCKING HORNY THIS IS RIDICULOUS."
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Brandon Sheffield @brandon.insertcredit.com · 01/10/2026
Several weeks ago, Phil Tippett's legendary animation studio in Berkeley, CA closed. An anonymous hero noticed a folder of CDs. This turned out to be hundreds of unseen hi-res images and videos from Star Wars, Robocop, Jurassic Park, etc. ~90 isos for you to browse: archive.org/details/tipp...
A casual Star Wars alien fella at the cantina, in a sun faded, reddish photo. Someone will be mad at me for not knowing who this is. Phil, a balding Caucasian man, poses a model of the garthok, an antagonist from the Coneheads movie.Phil, a balding caucasian man, points at some CG on a CRT computer monitor, as a younger man looks on. The screen shows a model of a dinosaur attacking a jeep, while there's an actual physical model of that event in the foreground for reference.an isolated shot of a star wars vehicle. Sorry, I don't know star wars lol
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Leaf Dubois -> BLFC @leafdubois.com · 09/08/2026
It's so hot; stay cool however you can, fam! 🥵 Use water responsibly. 💦
A public service announcement flyer. "STUDENTS! CONSERVE WATER!" A shower with four male figures is shown. From left to right are a black cat, who scrubbing the chest and belly of a gray wolf, who is washing the head of a red fox, who is washing the back of a brown otter. The cat and wolf have their eyes open while the fox and otter have their eyes closed. They are all happy and smiling. Water is splashing all over them. Beneath the scene are more words: "take communal showers", "save the earth!", and "good clean fun!"
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Emmett Raccoon @emmettraccoon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It is Raccoon Appreciation Day. APPRECIATE US. Pic 1 ( @breakie.bsky.social ): 🦡 + 🦝 @yox.bsky.social & @actry.bsky.social Pic 2 ( @coastalkangaroo.bsky.social ): Whistler Raccoon Pic 3 ( @phoque.ing ): @riffraccoon.bsky.social
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Daruin @daruin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Happy International Raccoon Appreciation Day! :3
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Tobi 🔜 ??? 🎃🐕👻 @tobidoge.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
A little late... 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘵𝘰𝘰 𝘭𝘢𝘵𝘦... for this #humpday... well, are ya just gonna stare? 😏 🎨 @cheedadog.bsky.social #NSFW
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Drevin/Kassette @drevin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A fox for fall!
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Gedebuk | Comms OPEN 1/5 @gedebuk.bsky.social · 07/08/2023
well at least I have friend this year
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Emmett Raccoon @emmettraccoon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’m still very proud of these photos, some of the most dramatic sunset photos I ever took
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Emmett Raccoon @emmettraccoon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I found one at Savers for like $5, it does get better after all
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Stanglassart @stanglassart.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Wile E. Coyote in Lola Bunny’s Space Jam outfit 🤪 WIP #looneytunes #fanart #coyotevsACME
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Lupo! ➡️ Furpoc!!! @lupopossum.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Another friendly reminder that appeasement doesn't work. Being "one of the good ones" and excluding those that you think are less palatable won't make them like you.
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Emmett Raccoon @emmettraccoon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Learning that Lanterns used Father to Son, an obscure Queen song off of Queen II, an obscure album even amongst Queen fans, is both eye brow raising and also very delightful.
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Emmett Raccoon @emmettraccoon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“So what you wanna do is bar the third fret with your index finger, and then bar B, G, and D on the fifth fret with your ring finger” Words spoken by the utterly deranged
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Lou 🔞 🔞 @louslewds.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
before the two started fooling around regularly, Stuart offered Lou private massages just so he could fondle those mutt cheeks. Lou doesn't seem to mind at all
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Blep @blepfox.de · 28/09/2026
met some cuties in Munich the other day!~ @polariefox.bsky.social 🦊 @karb-derg.eu 🐉 @astertz.bsky.social 🦊🐺
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Emmett Raccoon @emmettraccoon.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Hoptal
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Emmett Raccoon @emmettraccoon.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Images from the backrooms
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Jesse @requiemarm.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
you shouldn’t learn about bands from shady TikTok manipulation, you should learn about bands by hanging out with a girl you like but are also extremely afraid of
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Emmett Raccoon @emmettraccoon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Did you know if you over tighten the Low E string of a thrift store found acoustic guitar of unknown origins, it will snap and you will see Jesus for about 2 frames?
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Emmett Raccoon @emmettraccoon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This Lauren Cooper from Amazon’s Remote Recruitment Team must really want me to interview with them, since they’re texted me from about 20 individual phone numbers
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