Emilyingreen @emilyingreen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Working from home means I get to witness my cat living his best life around the place while I attend meetings and send emails 😂 082
Emilyingreen @emilyingreen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026According to middle schooler, PE stands for Pain Excruciating. 020
Reposted by EmilyingreenMary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I prefer "autumn" over "fall" because if you fall in the shower, you could die. If you autumn in the shower, you just smell like cinnamon. 28215
Emilyingreen @emilyingreen.bsky.social · 18/09/2026The universe must know things are pretty bleak if it’s giving us new cats. 041
Emilyingreen @emilyingreen.bsky.social · 13/09/2026My 8-year-old son was gifted a GameBoy for his birthday. We found some games I remembered playing as a kid and while playing them himself he said, “It’s like I’m touching your childhood.” 😊 010
Emilyingreen @emilyingreen.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Clam Down by Anelise Chen is a magical book, blending memoir, natural history, and biography while serving up delightful asides and playing with form. 10/10 plane/vacation read. And now I’m obsessed with mollusks 🦪 🐚 012
Reposted by EmilyingreenTippi Hedren Collider @linanneblack.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Sorry I used so many emojis, I'm descended from the Picts. 410738
Emilyingreen @emilyingreen.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Life’s a beach with @braxtol.bsky.social! Belated Bluesky birthday wishes 😘 031
Emilyingreen @emilyingreen.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I miss the little screens in the back of airplane seats with an option to watch your plane’s progress. Searching through apps and inflight WiFi menus is not the same. 120
Emilyingreen @emilyingreen.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Reading Moby Dick so when we got caught in a downpour today I resisted the urge to shout, “Jump, me jollies; tis a squall!” 040
Emilyingreen @emilyingreen.bsky.social · 02/09/2026My attitude toward shorts at the start of summer is the same as my attitude toward pants now: I have to wear these? 020
Reposted by EmilyingreenWalking Eagle News @theeagleist.bsky.social · 28/08/2026BREAKING: sucks to have stuff renamed by white people, doesn’t it? 373968975
Emilyingreen @emilyingreen.bsky.social · 28/08/2026A bit blurry but here is the full moon with partial eclipse from Eugene, Oregon 🌕 1335
Reposted by EmilyingreenThe Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Tim Curry was not the 80-year-old Home Alone 2 cast member we were asking for. 289217073496
Reposted by EmilyingreenGabino Iglesias @gabino.bsky.social · 25/08/2026A good day to remind everyone that Dolly loved books. She gave millions upon millions of books to children. Folks who want to ban books and cut funding to libraries and book-related programs? We’re coming for you in the name of Dolly. 331781
Reposted by EmilyingreenLibraryThing @librarything.com · 09/08/2026Happy #NationalBookLoversDay from LibraryThing! If ever there was a day for our members, this would be it. #bibliophilia #BookLoversDay #💙📚 #Booksky www.librarything.com/tag/biblioph... 24214
Emilyingreen @emilyingreen.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Beam me up, Phoebe! Can’t think of a better way to experience to a new album ✨🪐✨ 020
Emilyingreen @emilyingreen.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Q: Where do donkeys go to read books? A: The libray 020
Emilyingreen @emilyingreen.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Gravitas would be a great name for a breakfast cereal. 030
Emilyingreen @emilyingreen.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Congratulations to my hometown’s comic book store @bwp-eug.bsky.social for winning the Will Eisner Spirit of Comics Retailer Award at SDCC! Support local and indie bookstores 📖 ❤️ kval.com/news/local/e...kval.comEugene comic book store wins international awardBooks with Pictures Eugene, an independent comic book store situated in 5th Street Public Market, won the 2026 Will Eisner Spirit of Comics Retailer Award at Sa 040
Reposted by EmilyingreenJessica Ritchey @jmritchey.bsky.social · 26/07/2026This is just to say I have eaten the sun god's cattle on the island which you were probably saving for Apollo Forgive me they were delicious and so charred and so warm 858594
Emilyingreen @emilyingreen.bsky.social · 25/07/2026The inexplicable urge to touch one’s face while dicing a jalapeño. 020
Reposted by EmilyingreenWeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 15/06/2026This dog just got a little brother two weeks ago, and he's already exhausted. 12/10 for both (u/ThinkingBud) 1188429775
Emilyingreen @emilyingreen.bsky.social · 13/06/2026Q: How do you attach your D&D character sheets to an email? A: You dragon drop them. 040
Emilyingreen @emilyingreen.bsky.social · 22/05/2026“Never trust anything that can think for itself if you can't see where it keeps its brain.” —Arthur Weasley 031
Reposted by EmilyingreenHildur Knútsdóttir @hildur.bsky.social · 18/05/2026GIVEAWAY! Dead Weight is coming out next week and to celebrate I'm giving away two copies that have been personally bitten by Uggi and will be personally signed by me and shipped to the winners wherever they live! To enter just like and share this post and I'll select the winners on May 26th! 291310780
Emilyingreen @emilyingreen.bsky.social · 14/05/2026If you see one live show this year, make it Lucy Dacus. Holy fuck. 020
Reposted by EmilyingreenAl Kennedy @alkennedy.bsky.social · 13/05/2026Proust Baking Company Recalls Thousands of Madeleines 71034393
Emilyingreen @emilyingreen.bsky.social · 11/05/2026My son’s wardrobe is so peak, even his socks are unmatched. 000
Emilyingreen @emilyingreen.bsky.social · 10/05/2026Mothers, delivering since before the dawn of civilization. 041
Emilyingreen @emilyingreen.bsky.social · 08/05/2026“Are you a robot?” is such a captcha question. 030
Emilyingreen @emilyingreen.bsky.social · 08/05/2026Comb his eyebrows wrong and my dog looks like an old-timey villain 🤨 070
Emilyingreen @emilyingreen.bsky.social · 03/05/2026Give the mom in your life what she wants: more LEGO! www.oregonlive.com/portland/202...oregonlive.comLEGO offers a ‘garden oasis’ retreat for Portland momsThis popular toy company is turning a Pearl District event space into a “garden oasis” this weekend. 010
Reposted by EmilyingreenAlex Spahn 🌋🌪️☄️ @spahn711.bsky.social · 02/05/2026Spirit Halloween has the chance to do the funniest thing. 91688342