Emily Cotterill @emilycotterill.bsky.social · 22/09/2026In the Bristol vicinity? Come along for poems! 000
Emily Cotterill @emilycotterill.bsky.social · 29/04/2026All poetry editors know that 'Available Car' is a reference to not just a car that is available but also used car supermarket with 'hundreds of cars available to see, test drive, and buy at Available Car Castle Donnington and Available Car[dot]com ' right? Right??? 100
Emily Cotterill @emilycotterill.bsky.social · 11/04/2026For some reason I'm listening to football songs in the middle of the night and you really do have to respect how little effort went into rewriting the lyrics of Whole Again for the Southgate version. Go on girls. Give us absolutely nothing. 000
Emily Cotterill @emilycotterill.bsky.social · 01/01/2026Resolving not to resolve to much because resolving leads to sadness and time is arbitrary? Here's a poem about how you can't fix your life with social media vibes: youtu.be/3R_FYKfn72Y?...youtu.beEmily Cotterill reads ‘GRWM for a Looming Personal Crisis’YouTube video by serenbooks 010
Reposted by Emily CotterillThe Lonely Crowd @thelonelycrowd.bsky.social · 22/12/2025Some of our Books of the Year choices include Sarah Hall @faberbooks.bsky.social @emilycotterill.bsky.social @traceyrhys.bsky.social @anthonyshapland.bsky.social @lucyrosecreates.bsky.social @jay-griffiths.bsky.social & @clareshawpoet.bsky.social thelonelycrowd.org/2025/12/14/b...thelonelycrowd.orgBooks of the Year 2025 / Part ThreeContributors to The Lonely Crowd choose the books they have most enjoyed this year. John Lavin Twenty years in the making, Sarah Hall’s seventh novel, Helm, is an imaginative tour de force. … 032
Emily Cotterill @emilycotterill.bsky.social · 15/12/2025Huge thanks to Taz for including Significant Wow in his books of the year. He describes the collection as 'an edgy, streetwise, alternative lens of self-hood' 💚🖤 110
Emily Cotterill @emilycotterill.bsky.social · 11/12/2025One of those very normal poems I've written youtu.be/3R_FYKfn72Y?...youtu.beEmily Cotterill reads ‘GRWM for a Looming Personal Crisis’YouTube video by serenbooks 000
Emily Cotterill @emilycotterill.bsky.social · 06/12/2025The 'I really liked the way that he respected me' bit in the Sugababes song 'Push the Button' is surely the most unintentionally devastating moment in 21st century pop culture. Like what a tragic thing to have written down and then sung Jesus Christ. 000
Emily Cotterill @emilycotterill.bsky.social · 24/11/2025Thank you Mamdani for allowing me to learn that it is *discomfited* and not *discomforted*. Truly the people's champion. 000
Emily Cotterill @emilycotterill.bsky.social · 23/11/2025In a devastatingly rude move Waterstones have put my pamphlet The Day of the Flying Ants on clearance! Does mean you can grab it for all of three quid should you feel the urge: www.waterstones.com/book/the-day...waterstones.comThe Day of the Flying Ants by Emily Cotterill | WaterstonesBuy The Day of the Flying Ants by Emily Cotterill from Waterstones today! Click and Collect from your local Waterstones or get FREE UK delivery on orders over £25. 000
Emily Cotterill @emilycotterill.bsky.social · 22/11/2025I am so absolutely god awful at describing what Significant Wow is about. I might just get some pictures of this collage of brands printed out and hand it to people by way of explanation. emilycotterill.com/product/sign... 010
Emily Cotterill @emilycotterill.bsky.social · 09/11/2025Notes made to myself presumably in the pursuit of poetry: - thin legged dads - sick in your hands on the backseat - on the days we know there are jacket potatoes for tea ??? 020
Emily Cotterill @emilycotterill.bsky.social · 02/11/2025I hear that Joy Division t-shirts are in the news thanks to the Aussies I don't know how often Anthony Albanese is drunk & he's about as far away from me as it's possible to be. That said I'd be a fool not to post this poem from my collection Significant Wow www.serenbooks.com/book/signifi... 020
Emily Cotterill @emilycotterill.bsky.social · 23/10/2025I wonder what Ernest Hemingway would have to say about the number of unused baby shoes for sale on Vinted. Is this a poem or??? 000
Reposted by Emily CotterillMꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 04/10/2025Remember, if you are going out in the hail showers today, pop a child's xylophone on your head for added fun. 942292
Emily Cotterill @emilycotterill.bsky.social · 04/10/2025Won £25 on the Premium Bonds but am gutted to be reminded that the email you get no longer says 'Good News From ERNIE About Your Premium Bonds'. That's a poem out the window ffs. 000
Emily Cotterill @emilycotterill.bsky.social · 27/09/2025'They'll chisel fucking poet when they do you and that, yer cunt, 's a crude four-letter word.' 💔 030
Emily Cotterill @emilycotterill.bsky.social · 19/09/2025Breaking up with Dan for saying 'the sort of shit you listen to, Britpop where the guy can't sing... PULP!' 110
Emily Cotterill @emilycotterill.bsky.social · 12/09/2025Perk of being a dual income no kids person over 30 and not in London, brands are desperate for your cash and have no single clue how to speak to you. It's hilarious. It's joy. It's fodder. 010
Emily Cotterill @emilycotterill.bsky.social · 11/09/2025Enjoyed speaking to the Swansea & District Writers' Circle last night. It is impossible to look good in a mid chat photo especially when you've spent six hours in the car that day 🚗 📚 100
Emily Cotterill @emilycotterill.bsky.social · 07/09/2025Significant Wow spotted at The Bookshop By The Sea in Aberystwyth ❤️ 🌊 📚 031
Reposted by Emily CotterillEmily Cotterill @emilycotterill.bsky.social · 06/09/2025Do I know anyone who knows an East Mids based poet who might be interested in reading with me at an Alfreton event? 111
Emily Cotterill @emilycotterill.bsky.social · 06/09/2025Do I know anyone who knows an East Mids based poet who might be interested in reading with me at an Alfreton event? 111
Emily Cotterill @emilycotterill.bsky.social · 02/09/2025Who wrote the line Gilmore Girls where Paris says she is an Anglophile and then references Neil Kinnock? Have they been held accountable for their crimes?? 000
Reposted by Emily CotterillEmily Cotterill @emilycotterill.bsky.social · 01/09/2025Went to the East Midlands to see old friends and came back with a current affairs poem. 011
Emily Cotterill @emilycotterill.bsky.social · 01/09/2025Went to the East Midlands to see old friends and came back with a current affairs poem. 011
Reposted by Emily CotterillEmily Cotterill @emilycotterill.bsky.social · 23/08/2025Looking forward to speaking to the Swansea and District Writers' Circle in September 🍂 swanseawriters.co.uk/september-20...swanseawriters.co.ukSeptember 2025 Guest Speaker Emily Cotterill - Swansea & District Writers CircleEmily Cotterill is a Cardiff-based poet from Alfreton, Derbyshire. Her debut pamphlet The Day of the Flying Ants was published by smith|doorstop in 2019. The pamphlet was a part of Carol Ann … Septemb... 001
Emily Cotterill @emilycotterill.bsky.social · 23/08/2025Fully thought Corbyn was sporting a dangly earring in this photo and honestly I'm here for it. 152
Emily Cotterill @emilycotterill.bsky.social · 23/08/2025I maintain my anti-yarn-bombing stance but these lil guys, right by the rec that is the main inspiration for this poem, really did have me on the ropes for a moment. 010
Emily Cotterill @emilycotterill.bsky.social · 23/08/2025Looking forward to speaking to the Swansea and District Writers' Circle in September 🍂 swanseawriters.co.uk/september-20...swanseawriters.co.ukSeptember 2025 Guest Speaker Emily Cotterill - Swansea & District Writers CircleEmily Cotterill is a Cardiff-based poet from Alfreton, Derbyshire. Her debut pamphlet The Day of the Flying Ants was published by smith|doorstop in 2019. The pamphlet was a part of Carol Ann … Septemb... 001
Emily Cotterill @emilycotterill.bsky.social · 20/08/202526 year advance praise for Significant Wow. Buy your copy now, it's what Mrs Walls would want. emilycotterill.com/product/sign... 020
Emily Cotterill @emilycotterill.bsky.social · 17/08/2025Answered the phone right at the end of Helter Skelter, so when I hung up Ringo Starr screamed 'FINGERS' at me... 000
Emily Cotterill @emilycotterill.bsky.social · 15/08/2025If John Boyne doesn't believe in the T then *he* should have withdrawn from the longlist for an LGB**T**Q+ prize and then none of this would have happened to him? 2182
Emily Cotterill @emilycotterill.bsky.social · 27/07/2025I haven't done this yet but I think it's becoming increasingly important that I do. 010
Emily Cotterill @emilycotterill.bsky.social · 27/07/2025Google AI serving up a piss take of the French is a hell of a thing 🧄 000
Emily Cotterill @emilycotterill.bsky.social · 21/07/2025Have just typed up a poem about nicking glasses from pubs. Really tempted to name it Kiss The Alderman after one of Bob Mortimer's iconic beers. It's this kind of channelling really-quite-old-now internet content that's going to help poetry re-enter the mainstream right? 000
Reposted by Emily CotterillTiernan Douieb @tiernandouieb.bsky.social · 19/07/2025Please say their lawyer is like a little hedgehog in a suit with a briefcase 171014242
Emily Cotterill @emilycotterill.bsky.social · 16/07/2025Popping over to LinkedIn for my daily dose of analytically redundant arguments from the 'woe is me' side of the private school VAT debate. 000
Emily Cotterill @emilycotterill.bsky.social · 14/07/2025I'd neglected to do an update and so the shop on my website wasn't working. I know that's the only reason you hadn't bought 5 copies of Significant Wow directly from me and HOORAY because now it is fixed and you can do just that 🎊 On you go ⤵️ emilycotterill.com/product/sign... 000
Emily Cotterill @emilycotterill.bsky.social · 08/07/2025It's low on the list of reasons that Amazon are awful but the fact that *they" invented their *own" event called Prime *DAY* and it's now 4 days long or whatever drives me up the wall. 010
Emily Cotterill @emilycotterill.bsky.social · 05/07/2025Being in Cardiff the past few days one thing has become very clear to me: the real winner in this Oasis situation is whoever owns Adidas. Like DAMN. 000
Emily Cotterill @emilycotterill.bsky.social · 04/07/2025I know it's not the point but this new party chat has reminded me of the world's most pathetic Nandos and I thank them for that lol 010
Emily Cotterill @emilycotterill.bsky.social · 02/07/2025Thinking about the time in Year 1 that a boy called George claimed to have finished all his maths in about 10 minutes by copying all the sums from the board and insisting we didn't have to write in the answers. 000
Reposted by Emily CotterillTom Ewing @tomewing.bsky.social · 30/06/2025The Daily Telegraph: here’s Britain’s answer to Rage Against The Machine 9 months later: We regret to inform you that Britain’s answer to Rage Against The Machine are political 121251434
Reposted by Emily CotterillMꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 29/06/2025Gazpacho is one of the main revenge dishes. 819820
Emily Cotterill @emilycotterill.bsky.social · 29/06/2025The way random Americans on talking head documentaries just completely randomly start chatting about Jesus always blows my mind. Absolutely chaotic. 000
Emily Cotterill @emilycotterill.bsky.social · 27/06/2025Only 1500 John Major Toby Jugs were ever made. Make sure you hurry to the UK parliament shop 010
