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emilee 🇵🇸 @emilee.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
goth girl ran up to me at work asking where the bathroom is and I had to do a disco elysium skill check to make sure I didn't point at myself and say 'right here'
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pork, cheese, broccoli rabe @garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz · 05/07/2026
I can’t believe people are openly rooting for the brazilian national team considering the amount of deforestation in the amazon
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emilee 🇵🇸 @emilee.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
man I was really looking forward to rhythm heaven groove and unfortunately it is completely Sauceless. so bland for no reason
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emilee 🇵🇸 @emilee.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
I am begging my fellow american sports fans to come up with a sports chant other than usa and seven nation army
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emilee 🇵🇸 @emilee.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
holy shit this ref is so ass lmfao
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emilee 🇵🇸 @emilee.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
why did usa hire russell crowe as manager
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emilee 🇵🇸 @emilee.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
forgot to check beforehand so we're leaving the city the morning of pride, you hate to see it
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emilee 🇵🇸 @emilee.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
this obviously means nothing and is blown way out of proportion so that people bet on this on polymarket (who owns the account)
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emilee 🇵🇸 @emilee.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
the dumbest conservative larp is the need to have the backwards american flag on the sleeve of every piece of clothing they own
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emilee 🇵🇸 @emilee.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
or they just had good music with good marketing that had people stick. but god forbid a band has a trans member because then you're a psyop
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emilee 🇵🇸 @emilee.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
tirana is the new york of albania
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emilee 🇵🇸 @emilee.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
the fact that they won't impeach/remove because they need trump in office to drive polling numbers and donations is just Peak Dem
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emilee 🇵🇸 @emilee.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
the world may be ending soon but at least I saw the sox get a win
a view of Fenway Park at sunset from the center field bleachers
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emilee 🇵🇸 @emilee.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
obviously Alberta shouldn't leave Canada, but it would make Quebecois separatists mad so who's to say if it's bad or not
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emilee 🇵🇸 @emilee.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
immediately taking your silver medal off is such a crybaby loser move lmfao
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emilee 🇵🇸 @emilee.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
went into work early and immediately fell on my face getting out of my car. good start!
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emilee 🇵🇸 @emilee.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
I am helplessly addicted to seaweed snacks
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emilee 🇵🇸 @emilee.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
not to be the friend that's too woke but if a woman did this she would be the villain of the olympics
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emilee 🇵🇸 @emilee.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
can't believe there's Geese hate on here. don't the 38 year olds have Phish bootlegs to listen to or something
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emilee 🇵🇸 @emilee.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
just dropped $300 on Valentine's dinner pray for me
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Lilith @lithograph.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
#ICUMFROMUSINGTHEBIDET
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emilee 🇵🇸 @emilee.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
ah, well, there's always next year
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emilee 🇵🇸 @emilee.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
that was somehow the dumbest ai ad so far
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emilee 🇵🇸 @emilee.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
you have got to be fucking kidding me man
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emilee 🇵🇸 @emilee.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
FINALLY!!!!!!!
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emilee 🇵🇸 @emilee.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
capital W white is crazy
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emilee 🇵🇸 @emilee.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
genuinely very happy for sam darnold and the seahawks but it's still go pats 🤞
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emilee 🇵🇸 @emilee.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
im starting to think this drake maye fella has the sauce
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
The whole interview is worth it
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emilee 🇵🇸 @emilee.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
starting bisexual discourse at the Malaysian restaurant music bingo night
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emilee 🇵🇸 @emilee.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
what's the deal with fascists and thin serif fonts the past year or so? genuinely interested and would like to read more
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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Geese, Getting Killed
weird manipulated low-angle shot of trump sweaty with a blurry sun behind him. looks like the cover of the Geese album
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jane @janiehitem.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
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emilee 🇵🇸 @emilee.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
this obviously sucks in both intent and just plain writing style but I do think it's funny that this is essentially how new yorkers talk about transplants
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emilee 🇵🇸 @emilee.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
it's a Christmas miracle: teaching my uncles to play mahjong
a game of riichi mahjong in progress. a set of black tiles on a green play mat. I have a yaku cheat sheet in front of me.
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emilee 🇵🇸 @emilee.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
why is werner herzog in fucking warframe
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emilee 🇵🇸 @emilee.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
the amazon awards
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emilee 🇵🇸 @emilee.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
they're calling it the most bluesky reply section possible
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emilee 🇵🇸 @emilee.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
what if instead of kiké hernandez he was freaké hernandez
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emilee 🇵🇸 @emilee.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
youre telling me the next game is in march?
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Gale Na @poisonjr.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
dead flag blues and 12 stout street are the same song
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emilee 🇵🇸 @emilee.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
mariners keep hitting into the double plays, it feels like my career save in the show
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emilee 🇵🇸 @emilee.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
can't believe I got "who is John Pork" on Jeopardy I am HOWLING
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Sam G. Howard @samghoward.riliberator.com · 16/10/2025
RI should have a really strict driving test that is re-administered every decade or so.
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emilee 🇵🇸 @emilee.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
cheesecake factory kimchi is unfortunately not very good kimchi
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emilee 🇵🇸 @emilee.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
fried mac and cheese bites are white people takoyaki
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emilee 🇵🇸 @emilee.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
not much to say about the kerkering play because it was so bad it's impossible to describe
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Connor 🦇 @roxconn.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
At least we never made KKKurt SSchilling one of our icons
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emilee 🇵🇸 @emilee.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
the LGBTQ community no longer forgives jarren duran
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emilee 🇵🇸 @emilee.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
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