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emilee 🇵🇸 @emilee.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
lights on is insanity, lights off with flash is cinematic af
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emilee 🇵🇸 @emilee.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
goth girl ran up to me at work asking where the bathroom is and I had to do a disco elysium skill check to make sure I didn't point at myself and say 'right here'
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pork, cheese, broccoli rabe @garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz · 05/07/2026
I can’t believe people are openly rooting for the brazilian national team considering the amount of deforestation in the amazon
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emilee 🇵🇸 @emilee.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
man I was really looking forward to rhythm heaven groove and unfortunately it is completely Sauceless. so bland for no reason
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emilee 🇵🇸 @emilee.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
I am begging my fellow american sports fans to come up with a sports chant other than usa and seven nation army
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emilee 🇵🇸 @emilee.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
holy shit this ref is so ass lmfao
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emilee 🇵🇸 @emilee.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
why did usa hire russell crowe as manager
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emilee 🇵🇸 @emilee.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
forgot to check beforehand so we're leaving the city the morning of pride, you hate to see it
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emilee 🇵🇸 @emilee.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
this obviously means nothing and is blown way out of proportion so that people bet on this on polymarket (who owns the account)
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emilee 🇵🇸 @emilee.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
the dumbest conservative larp is the need to have the backwards american flag on the sleeve of every piece of clothing they own
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emilee 🇵🇸 @emilee.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
we have no way of knowing
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emilee 🇵🇸 @emilee.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
"this band is an industry plant because their fourth album blew up after the lead singer's critically acclaimed solo project" ok man
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emilee 🇵🇸 @emilee.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
or they just had good music with good marketing that had people stick. but god forbid a band has a trans member because then you're a psyop
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emilee 🇵🇸 @emilee.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
tirana is the new york of albania
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emilee 🇵🇸 @emilee.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
the fact that they won't impeach/remove because they need trump in office to drive polling numbers and donations is just Peak Dem
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emilee 🇵🇸 @emilee.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
the world may be ending soon but at least I saw the sox get a win
a view of Fenway Park at sunset from the center field bleachers
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emilee 🇵🇸 @emilee.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
obviously Alberta shouldn't leave Canada, but it would make Quebecois separatists mad so who's to say if it's bad or not
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emilee 🇵🇸 @emilee.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
was immediately my goty upon entering the water zone
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emilee 🇵🇸 @emilee.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
immediately taking your silver medal off is such a crybaby loser move lmfao
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emilee 🇵🇸 @emilee.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
went into work early and immediately fell on my face getting out of my car. good start!
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emilee 🇵🇸 @emilee.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
I am helplessly addicted to seaweed snacks
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emilee 🇵🇸 @emilee.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
not to be the friend that's too woke but if a woman did this she would be the villain of the olympics
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emilee 🇵🇸 @emilee.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
can't believe there's Geese hate on here. don't the 38 year olds have Phish bootlegs to listen to or something
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emilee 🇵🇸 @emilee.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
just dropped $300 on Valentine's dinner pray for me
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Lilith @lithograph.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
#ICUMFROMUSINGTHEBIDET
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emilee 🇵🇸 @emilee.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
ah, well, there's always next year
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emilee 🇵🇸 @emilee.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
that was somehow the dumbest ai ad so far
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emilee 🇵🇸 @emilee.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
you have got to be fucking kidding me man
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emilee 🇵🇸 @emilee.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
FINALLY!!!!!!!
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emilee 🇵🇸 @emilee.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
capital W white is crazy
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emilee 🇵🇸 @emilee.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
genuinely very happy for sam darnold and the seahawks but it's still go pats 🤞
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emilee 🇵🇸 @emilee.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
im starting to think this drake maye fella has the sauce
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
The whole interview is worth it
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emilee 🇵🇸 @emilee.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
starting bisexual discourse at the Malaysian restaurant music bingo night
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emilee 🇵🇸 @emilee.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
idk, maybe I'm off base, but either way this sucks and I hate it! but I guess that's how everything is lately
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emilee 🇵🇸 @emilee.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
while I do agree with you, I also feel like the prevailing retvrn mindset right now doesn't just want to emulate Rome, but instead to emulate the aspects of early US history that were trying to copy Rome in and of themselves (another neoclassical revival, etc)
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emilee 🇵🇸 @emilee.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
what's the deal with fascists and thin serif fonts the past year or so? genuinely interested and would like to read more
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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Geese, Getting Killed
weird manipulated low-angle shot of trump sweaty with a blurry sun behind him. looks like the cover of the Geese album
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jane @janiehitem.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
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emilee 🇵🇸 @emilee.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
camarion winter
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emilee 🇵🇸 @emilee.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
also lmao at invoking Aquinas for some reason. the go-to for Guys Who Want To Sound Smart So You Believe Them
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emilee 🇵🇸 @emilee.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
this obviously sucks in both intent and just plain writing style but I do think it's funny that this is essentially how new yorkers talk about transplants
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emilee 🇵🇸 @emilee.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
it's a Christmas miracle: teaching my uncles to play mahjong
a game of riichi mahjong in progress. a set of black tiles on a green play mat. I have a yaku cheat sheet in front of me.
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emilee 🇵🇸 @emilee.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
why is werner herzog in fucking warframe
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emilee 🇵🇸 @emilee.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
the amazon awards
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emilee 🇵🇸 @emilee.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
they're calling it the most bluesky reply section possible
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emilee 🇵🇸 @emilee.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
what if instead of kiké hernandez he was freaké hernandez
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emilee 🇵🇸 @emilee.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
youre telling me the next game is in march?
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Gale Na @poisonjr.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
dead flag blues and 12 stout street are the same song
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emilee 🇵🇸 @emilee.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
mariners keep hitting into the double plays, it feels like my career save in the show
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