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Picture (Book) of My Dress

@emergencydonut.bsky.social
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Anthropomorphizer. Cheerfully morbid. Hungry all the time. All views expressed here are my own, and do not reflect those of my employer.

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John Trupin @johntrupin.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Nothing could’ve prepared me for the ad read of the century from the Brewers radio broadcast after that Christian Yelich go-ahead single:
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Picture (Book) of My Dress @emergencydonut.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
The ancient text has been decoded
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Picture (Book) of My Dress @emergencydonut.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Cool, so you’re just gonna let Bev Marsh scrub blood out of the sink for an hour, laugh, and make it all bloody again. Pennywise? More like Pettywise.
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Picture (Book) of My Dress @emergencydonut.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
O the graveyard Smashed
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Picture (Book) of My Dress @emergencydonut.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Happy things: Homemade popovers, getting a director-level recruitment email, and the Goats residency in San Francisco in just 35 more days.
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Picture (Book) of My Dress @emergencydonut.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
You look fantastic and I’m proud of you. I was a chubby teen. One day, I made myself a tuna salad sandwich for lunch. Later, I went to get an apple as a snack. My dad asked if I “really needed that.” Fuck off, dad.
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Picture (Book) of My Dress @emergencydonut.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Just a little pimiento-stuffed olive guy driving in his peanut car. 1,000 points to anyone who guesses the @themountaingoats.bsky.social song / lyrics that’ll be associated with this Richard Scarry’s Busy, Busy Town cross-stitch piece.
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Picture (Book) of My Dress @emergencydonut.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Good morning!
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Picture (Book) of My Dress @emergencydonut.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Sure, I work in human services, but I would really love it if more people could find it within themselves to be compassionate toward strangers.
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-𝚖𝚘𝚡 ☃︎ ❄︎ @moxiest.art · 08/10/2026
#⏰🐘🧵
A typewritten note that reads

the bleod of my haters will water my fields.

with a doodle of an elephant
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Picture (Book) of My Dress @emergencydonut.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
A post for those who burned the roof of their mouth yesterday and just keep poking at it with their tongue because that’ll help.
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Picture (Book) of My Dress @emergencydonut.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
My family computer was in the basement. Would love to know where other families put theirs.
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Picture (Book) of My Dress @emergencydonut.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I, for one, welcome our oppressive new overlord.
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Picture (Book) of My Dress @emergencydonut.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
“Weeeeeee’ll be Runnin’ Up That Hill all night long.”
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Picture (Book) of My Dress @emergencydonut.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Big Book of British Smiles
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Picture (Book) of My Dress @emergencydonut.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I can’t lie to you, Bluesky. I was definitely obsessed with Encarta ‘95.
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Picture (Book) of My Dress @emergencydonut.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Colonoscopy Club meets on Wednesdays.
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Picture (Book) of My Dress @emergencydonut.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Can’t ask for a better view than that! Wow.
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Picture (Book) of My Dress @emergencydonut.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
If you don’t have a cool jacket, any jacket will do.
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 05/10/2026
no....no!!!!!
lowly worm is now driving the trolley problem trolley :(
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Picture (Book) of My Dress @emergencydonut.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It’ll be my last night in SF. I legit can’t wait.
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Picture (Book) of My Dress @emergencydonut.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I can make my children’s book covers - @themountaingoats.bsky.social - cross-stitching for charity dreams a reality if I use books in the public domain! So, The Riches and Wonders of Oz will be made at, like….some point.
Cover of the book The Wonderful Wizard of Oz with the lyrics “I want to go home, but I am home” from the Mountain Goats. Features the Cowardly Lion.
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Picture (Book) of My Dress @emergencydonut.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Emerald! You’re so great! Thank you for doing this. I can’t wait to see what you come up with for Stump the Band (which is the show I’m most hyped for by far).
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Picture (Book) of My Dress @emergencydonut.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
See? Your dog just isn’t good enough.
youtu.be
Kids in the Hall - Terriers
YouTube video by Your Bestie Depressedy
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Picture (Book) of My Dress @emergencydonut.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It’s the mid-walk sigh for me. Is he content? Is he weighed down with plight? With this one small acting choice, Bonez gives the scene a certain je ne sais quoi.
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
mistakes were made
california post headline: california squirrel's flying attack is finalist in national wildlife photo competition

photo depicts a squirrel in mid-flight from a tree branch, apparently about to attack an owl who has the most "are you fucking KIDDING me" look in history
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Picture (Book) of My Dress @emergencydonut.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The older I get, the more I empathize with Lestat in this moment.
Tom Cruise as the vampire Lestat, wild-eyed and wild-haired, surrounded by flames, yelling “Oh, shut up, Louis!”
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Picture (Book) of My Dress @emergencydonut.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Well, shit. I guess I’m jealous of bears now?
Image of a brown bear in a hilly, grassy setting that reads “brown bear sits in tall grass as the wind blows through his fur.”
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Picture (Book) of My Dress @emergencydonut.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I feel the need to let @johnmoe.bsky.social know that the way in which “Without explanation, you decline the escape room team-building event at work” resonates with this tMG fan even harder 4+ years later is remarkable.
mcsweeneys.net
What Your Favorite Sad Dad Band Says About You
The War on Drugs You make your own paella and take super long naps on Saturday. Like over two hours, consistently. You prefer the smallest possible hardware ...
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🎃👻BOO Li Jaw-bone👻🦴 @juleshortstuff.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
There is a trending pattern on Ravelry right now called simply "The Garment." The text for it reads "Let the Garment envelop you; experience its heft and splendor." It is essentially a turtle-necked floor-length poncho with tassels at the bottom. It is the designers only pattern.
Picture from the pattern page as an example of the glorious garment you can knit. It is a man standing on a bridge back towards us, looking out over the wayer towards the far away city. He is dressed in THE GARMENT, a floor-length turtle-necked poncho in all white. It is draped majestically on him. It envelopes him. He looks comfy.
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Picture (Book) of My Dress @emergencydonut.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Would actually love to see this.
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Picture (Book) of My Dress @emergencydonut.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
We’re all winners when a bear named Backpack becomes the Fat Bear Week champion.
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/09/2026
awoke this morning with a Vision
that diagram showing  the SUV blind spot in the front but it's lowly worm driving his little applemobile
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Picture (Book) of My Dress @emergencydonut.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Tom Tiffany always shows up. Even when he wasn’t invited. Btw, his real name is Thomas, so technically, he can come to your “No Toms Club” meeting.
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Picture (Book) of My Dress @emergencydonut.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My god, why did no one tell me how glorious it can be to have brand new sheets.
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Picture (Book) of My Dress @emergencydonut.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Sorry, but we all need to stop whatever we’re doing and admire my cat.
A black cat in sunshine looks directly at the camera.
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Picture (Book) of My Dress @emergencydonut.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It’s Fall, y’all! Chunky sweaters, pumpkin spice lattes, apple picking, unending eldritch horrors, the blood oh god the blood
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
YOU: fuzzy wuzzy ME: ok YOU: was a bear ME: no problem YOU: fuzzy wuzzy…had no hair 😏 ME: what the fuck YOU: fuzzy wuzzy wasn’t very f— ME, loading a gun: don’t you worry i’m gonna get to the bottom of this
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Picture (Book) of My Dress @emergencydonut.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My 7th They Might Be Giants show was no less delightful than the preceding 6. Where else can you get these kind of audiovisual shenanigans?
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Picture (Book) of My Dress @emergencydonut.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Is it an unhealthy coping mechanism for me to tell my almost-17-year-old cat that she’s immortal? Well
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Picture (Book) of My Dress @emergencydonut.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Doppelgänger
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Picture (Book) of My Dress @emergencydonut.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It’s pouring (one out for humanity).
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Picture (Book) of My Dress @emergencydonut.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
🏔️🐐👑 P.S. Reached out on IG a bit ago. I know you don’t check messages there often. Happy to message you here, but I think you might need to send the first message as it won’t let me do it.
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Picture (Book) of My Dress @emergencydonut.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
“While (he) did again…miss the ball entirely as Lucy pulled it away, flip backward through the air, and land violently with a disquieting crunch that slipped no less than three discs in his still-developing spine, we do not believe that now is the time for a dramatic change in kicking strategy.”
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Picture (Book) of My Dress @emergencydonut.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Will They play “No One Knows My Plan” tonight? We can hope, but ultimately, no one knows Their plans. @tmbg.bsky.social
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Picture (Book) of My Dress @emergencydonut.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Is there a body mod out there that installs a ceiling fan or something
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Picture (Book) of My Dress @emergencydonut.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Why did my internal thermostat break.
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Picture (Book) of My Dress @emergencydonut.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Most of my time as a lady in her 40s who’s on Prozac is spent trying to cool down.
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Picture (Book) of My Dress @emergencydonut.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Listen: TMBG did not need to make a song about coming to Milwaukee today, but they did, because their vibes are immaculate.
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