martin @emdoubleues.bsky.social · 23hi’m just saying why can we have the Great Tit as a bird species but not Superb Balls 120
martin @emdoubleues.bsky.social · 06/10/2026i was wrong it’s van leeuwen not jeni’s (but stupidly expensive either way). it’s basically a malty stout flavored ice cream base with dark chocolate chip chunks 010
martin @emdoubleues.bsky.social · 06/10/2026dulce de leche jeni’s guinness ice cream coconut dark chocolate almond 110
martin @emdoubleues.bsky.social · 06/10/2026fun fact, Cyclops can be either one depending on whether he’s wearing the visor down there 020
martin @emdoubleues.bsky.social · 04/10/2026our 4.5 year old keeps asking “papa/mama what does this spell” and then just giving us random letters and she’s coming up with some great Amazon brand names ATOLLA NTONEAA OSTU ABOCS 020
martin @emdoubleues.bsky.social · 03/10/2026huh. you don’t see a ton of “you do not, under any circumstances, ‘gotta hand it to them’” in the wild these days 000
Reposted by martinmartin @emdoubleues.bsky.social · 30/09/2026ideological clown son / patriotic cowboy daughter 001
martin @emdoubleues.bsky.social · 03/10/2026i made the mistake of showing our 2 year old the 2 hour old cow and now he’s obsessed with it 110
martin @emdoubleues.bsky.social · 02/10/2026well when you’re starting flat there’s a pretty long way to go 000
martin @emdoubleues.bsky.social · 02/10/2026a bit on the nose to refer to himself as The Beast but ok 000
martin @emdoubleues.bsky.social · 30/09/2026if the fucking jack-o-lanterns come out every year at this time why can’t the hamburger hurter 020
Reposted by martin🎃Nosferascoob🎃 @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social · 30/09/2026September 30th vs October 1st 719838
martin @emdoubleues.bsky.social · 30/09/2026it’s staggering in its expanse and depth, not just the lead up to WW1 and the war itself, but also so much of what was going on in parallel. the Bolsheviks, Sykes-Picot, establishment of a Jewish state, technological advancements and the rise oil as a currency, etc. just an incredible narrative 000
martin @emdoubleues.bsky.social · 30/09/2026only halfway through Dan Carlin’s “Blueprint for Armageddon” series but this is maybe the most fascinating podcast/series i’ve ever listened to? 100
martin @emdoubleues.bsky.social · 30/09/2026well i asked my two year old and he said goat, so case closed i guess 020
martin @emdoubleues.bsky.social · 29/09/2026can we get the gofundme going for the “homer in the bushes” coffin? 010
martin @emdoubleues.bsky.social · 29/09/2026alright so the T-mobile forced plan switch has been bothering me for 3 months now and after seeing this thread (www.reddit.com/r/technology...) last night i finally had enough. 12 years as a customer and was getting absolutely fleeced. turns out switching our two lines to Verizon saves us $1000/yearreddit.comFrom the technology community on Reddit: T-Mobile Fees Increasing on Your Bill for 2nd Time This YearExplore this post and more from the technology community 000
martin @emdoubleues.bsky.social · 29/09/2026except for, you know, the part where fani willis wasn’t even at the hypothetical hawks game 020
martin @emdoubleues.bsky.social · 29/09/2026lol that’s what i’m saying! i don’t understand what the smoking gun is. are they trying to recreate a bill clinton meeting loretta lynch at the tarmac thing? 240
martin @emdoubleues.bsky.social · 29/09/2026what is the theory of the case here? like even if this guy had his facts right and Smith was in Atlanta for a Hawks game the day after Fani Willis admitted her relationship with Wade…what exactly is the allegation lol. just swiss cheese in these guys’ heads 010
![“Bongo” Ballpoint pen, pencil, watercolor, acrylic paint, and a little colored pencil.
Our man is in trouble this time, reader. Art supplies are scattered around a painting of an abstract cityscape. On the canvas we see a man in a telephone booth making a frantic call to his cat, Bongo. In the foreground, an answering machine is taking his voicemail, [Leave a message at the beep] --- “Bongo, Daddy got stuck in the painting. Go get help, Bongo.” Bongo stands at the base of the easel looking at the phone. Her tail in the air and ears perked up. Whether she’ll be able to help is open to interpretation.
Artist’s note: One of my favorites from the Spooky Pants book. I was playing around with the idea of a painting coming to life (like that guy in Ghostbusters 2) and kind of fumbled my way into this version. I really draw a lot of corded phones. I won’t stop.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:hkxtqxfvk4xh2roqbkebmoiq/bafkreid675pobhckre5wbkxub5qfu3vaxbls7mpuhlcidhvbbrjw6iua2e)