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martin @emdoubleues.bsky.social · 6h
a WW1 soldier with a primitive gas mask, yelling into a megaphone
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martin @emdoubleues.bsky.social · 6h
thirsty? help yourself
a garden hose
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martin @emdoubleues.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
the comments on this video are insane. “Strangers can hack into those just a tiny side note 🫠” “baby’s first flock camera” “Why tf is it so normal to have cameras in the house.” …is it not commonplace for parents to have a video monitor for the nursery? just get one that isn’t wifi enabled
a screen grab from a tiktok video showing a baby monitor camera mounted on a painted accent wall
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martin @emdoubleues.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
it’s sweater and shorts weather baybeee
harrison ford in a blue cotton sweater with sleeves rolled up and blue shorts looking incredibly cool
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martin @emdoubleues.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
holy jesus 107%!
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martin @emdoubleues.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Liv
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@fixyourheartsor
guest rapper on gorillaz song: i been in ends since ten kicking product round the bend, my mum died of tuberculosis i'm slipping into psychosis
Damon Albarn on the chorus: oh mama oh mama what do you eat, carrots and cabbages from the garbage heap
1:06 PM • Aug 26, 2021
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martin @emdoubleues.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Dave from 2001: A Space Odyssey in the “open the pod bay doors Hal” scene
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martin @emdoubleues.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
i just asked Sonos to play “clean up by Barney” and this is what it played btw
a Now Playing screen from Sonos showing the song Seeing Green by Nicki Minaj, Drake and Lil Wayne
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martin @emdoubleues.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
michael jordan with the caption “Fuck them kids”
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martin @emdoubleues.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
those look great but this is all i could think of lol
benicio del toro’s character in OBAA being arrested. the caption reads “a few small toasts”
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martin @emdoubleues.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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WH Chief of Staff Andrew Card whispering to George W Bush on September 11, 2001:
@clammee.bsky.social • 24d
We are fucking under attack.
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martin @emdoubleues.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
a medieval painting of a man carrying many swords
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martin @emdoubleues.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
a few small beers
a sign at a brewery that says “incoming call: BEER” and is drawn in the style of a phone screen
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martin @emdoubleues.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
hoping she figures it out 🙏
a spam account named Julie with a pfp of a bald middle aged guy
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martin @emdoubleues.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
ina garten in a witch’s hat. the caption reads “If you can't summon the flames directly from hell, store-bought is fine.”
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martin @emdoubleues.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Daaamn! That answer could use some work!
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martin @emdoubleues.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
need
a kei van for sale on fb marketplace
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martin @emdoubleues.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I guess that’s the way…the kooky crumbles
david caruso from csi miami
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martin @emdoubleues.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
my 4.5 year old any time i misspeak
a mannequin pointing and laughing at another mannequin who is crying and cowering
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martin @emdoubleues.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
a still image from the movie phantom menace where a hologram of emperor palpatine is undulating in a way that makes him look like he’s got a giant rack and ass
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martin @emdoubleues.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
saw this gigantic pick up truck today with a flag and i thought it was some maga chud but then he started driving and i realized the giant flag said FUCK ICE lol
a very large pickup with a black flag flying from the back. it’s not clear what the letters saya second photo of the truck as it’s driving off where you can see the flag says FUCK ICE
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martin @emdoubleues.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
i don’t know what everyone is talking about, the new taylor swift song rocks
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martin @emdoubleues.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
look at how they massacred my boy 😭
old Chicago Symphony Orchestra logo, with a C stylized as a music clef  new Chicago Symphony logo, a red logo that “features a subtle music note motif”
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martin @emdoubleues.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
lol i just found a photo of it online
a trailer truck with a picture of a guy on a surfboard and the slogan “visit Sheboygan - the malibu of the midwest”
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martin @emdoubleues.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
ok
WSJ
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Brian Aggrey worked at Spacex for over a decade.
After the company's record-breaking IPO in June, he and his wife, Phoebe Novack, saw their fortunes increase dramatically. So they quit their jobs and left the country.
In July, they traveled to Milan and Cote d'Azur and stayed in the French countryside, where Novack took acting classes over the summer. In September, they went to Chamonix in the Alps to paraglide, and to Italy for the Formula One Italian Grand Prix and the Venice Biennale and film festival.
Now in Paris, they plan to fly to Mexico City this fall, where Aggrey will study sculpture and the country's water crisis.
This is just the autumn itinerary for a wild year of letting themselves chase hobbies and passions, completely unencumbered by the corporate career paths they have built. They have budgeted $25,000 a month for 365 days.
Read more about what the couple is calling their "Year of FreakịẠị:
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License to Chase Their Dreams
through it, accumulating stock, whether it was ever going to be worth anything_ịằi
rian Aggrey, who worked at Spacex for 14 years before quitting. ly, pictured in Cote d'Azur with his wife, Phoebe Novack
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martin @emdoubleues.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
the world’s leading online retailer
a screenshot from amazon showing a return screen, with the reason for the return selected as “changed mind” yet for some reason amazon is offering to replace it with the exact same item
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martin @emdoubleues.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
wanna feel old? this was the orb just 9 years ago
Trump, King Salman of KSA and Egypt president el-Sisi touching a giant glowing orb
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martin @emdoubleues.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
R-Ky.
the crypt keeper
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martin @emdoubleues.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
imagine rolling up to the school pickup line in one of these
a 1981 fire engine for sale
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martin @emdoubleues.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
sorry for tik tok sharing but lmao
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martin @emdoubleues.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Robert DeNiro in Heat, his character says "Don't let yourself get attached to anything you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds”
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martin @emdoubleues.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
mitch mcconnell with zero thoughts in his brain
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martin @emdoubleues.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
weird, don’t remember this part of the chart
aella sankey chart showing one line with the number 1 and “became a sleep paralysis demon”
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martin @emdoubleues.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
tidying up the kids’ desk…why does this look like the serial killer’s note from the snowman? Mister police. You could have saved her. I gave you all the clues.
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martin @emdoubleues.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
why would i deceive you? :) there’s no…there’s no reason for me to do that
lucy holding the football
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martin @emdoubleues.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
jesus christ
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Larry has seen nearly a century of cars come and go.
His first was a 1931 Ford Model A. Now, at 98, he drives a Tesla Model Y and uses Full Self-Driving for his daily trips, with Grok handling navigation.
So far, he says the car hasn't given him any trouble, and even hit the brakes on its own when a squirrel darted across the road.
Larry has been driving for 80 years, and he says his latest car, a Tesla Model Y, has brought back his love of road trips.
He usually lets Full Self-Driving handle the journey, stepping in only when he prefers another route. "I just bought it 'cause it drives itself," Larry says.
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martin @emdoubleues.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
good lord these photos of trump by photographer brian finke for @nymag.com are wild lol. looking healthy sir
trump looking very healthytrump looking extra orange except where his spray tan is clearly missing trump in a particularly awful shade of orange
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martin @emdoubleues.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
lord forgive me but its time to go back to tha old me
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martin @emdoubleues.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
have you tried throat coat tea? some people swear by it but i’ve never tried it
a box of throat coat tea
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martin @emdoubleues.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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martin @emdoubleues.bsky.social • 17h
WH Chief of Staff Andrew Card whispering to George W Bush on
September 11, 2001:
@clammee.bsky.social • 18h
We are fucking under attack.
PLAY FREE
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martin @emdoubleues.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
a mind flayer from bg3
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martin @emdoubleues.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
a black man (Idris Elba) with an intense expression and his hands together with index fingers tented, and the text “LEARN TO SIT BACK AND OBSERVE.
NOT EVERYTHING NEEDS A REACTION.”
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martin @emdoubleues.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
the classic cartoon by Peter Steiner with two dogs next to a computer where one says to the other “On the internet nobody knows you’re a dog” but it says “On Nextdoor” instead
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martin @emdoubleues.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
ben affleck in the poster for Gone Girl but it’s been replaced with Goon Girl
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martin @emdoubleues.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Wait wait…don’t tell me. No seriously, stop posting.
Peter Sagal• (
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I've said it before, and I've said it again: the Harry Potter books are terrific, especially when read aloud. They appeal to any child who is told they are special, and great things are expected of them, and yet they have no idea how to live up to that.
I heard the author died. Not sure. Too bad.
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Peter Sagal©@petersagal.bsky.social • 2d
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Also, there are complete sets of the books available at most garage sales, every library sale and a lot of antique/junk shops. Failing that, I recommend your local public library.
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Peter Sagal @petersagal.bsky.social • 2d
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Further! One of the powerful messages of the books is inclusion. The villains are aristocratic racists who want to dominate "lesser" humans, and there are characters who are unfairly discriminated against because of their innate nature. I would recommend them are curatives to any form of bigotry. 3/3
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martin @emdoubleues.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
this guy definitely came up with his name in a keyser söze situation right?
george hamilton, a very tan guya stable
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martin @emdoubleues.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Is everyone ready to be normal about this yet? Because it’s awesome.
vintage 1980s Tomy Turnin’ Turbo Dashboard
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martin @emdoubleues.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
lmao thought these were threaded posts for a second
Goose @phatcussy.bsky.social • 9m i went out with someone once who thought maple syrup was moose blood
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Goose @phatcussy.bsky.social • 10m
no it wasn't! she was a little stupid and contributed to her son's death. RIP
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martin @emdoubleues.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
yeah so i think I’m gonna pass, thanks
a terrifying bozo the clown lamp
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martin @emdoubleues.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
sorry but this is all i can think of
a bearded man making a surprised face in front of a train car wtf the words “TRAIN HOPPING?” superimposed
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