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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
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The Good Place: Jason Mendoza's Bad Place Realization
Alt: The Good Place: Jason Mendoza's Bad Place Realization
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 07/10/2026
wow -- Fox Business is now treating Trump's completely made up economic boasts as though they are factual. Note the citation here -- "The White House" Reminder that the entire US economy is about $32t. If we really had $21t flowing in, you'd notice it Fox thinks their viewers are really dumb
Fox Biz screencap that says: "$21 TRILLION INVESTMENTS POURING INTO THE US"
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 05/10/2026
Holy shit.
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emceejury.bsky.social @emceejury.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Bluesky: A place for sports
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emceejury.bsky.social @emceejury.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I don't think you're taking into account all the adversity he had to overcome
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emceejury.bsky.social @emceejury.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Updating the Wikipedia page for prominent leftists as we speak
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gravewalker @grovewalker.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
photo of werner herzog with a speech bubble added so that it looks like he is saying the quoted post
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emceejury.bsky.social @emceejury.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
one bowl of cereal is a gateway drug that almost always leads to two bowls of cereal
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Hector Diaz @iamhectordiaz.com · 23/09/2026
@mattbrown.bsky.social did a great job explaining why the Protect College Sports Act is a bad bill Follow the Extra Points account on IG for more www.instagram.com/p/DdmblalvwYw/
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Corey Atad @coreyatad.com · 22/09/2026
“If you are staring at an example of social disorder or social inefficiency, and the left refuses to explain either why it has happened or how they will fix it, then the right gets to point at someone in the immediate area and say, ‘That’s who did it.’” crazy how much Mamdani speaks my language
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
RFK’s cooking show is pretending that 1.5 lbs of wild sockeye salmon costs $8.99 lmao
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emceejury.bsky.social @emceejury.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Trump's personal lawyer's name is what??
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emceejury.bsky.social @emceejury.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
You talking about our nations leading expert on the intersection between the gender pay gap and fictional food service work?
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
hey does anyone know where i can read a profile of some dumb asshole that fell for a reality show hosts bull shit and it took a decade for them to realize theyd been duped? oh every day in every major publication? awesome thanks
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Sam Cole @samleecole.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
if you're going at the Never-Ending Pasta Bowl in such a way that it gets you carded, please get in touch
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emceejury.bsky.social @emceejury.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
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Chris Farley: Tommy Want Wingy!
ALT: Chris Farley: Tommy Want Wingy!
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Playing badminton with Mitch McConnell. We talked about the midterms and Iran. I took the first game 15-0 because he is unresponsive and lying on the ground.
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amanda moore 🐢 @noturtlesoup17.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
“Loitering is not permitted in this area. Please proceed to a designated location. Thank you for your cooperation,” a surveillance machine tells a small cluster of National Guard members as they patrol the fenced off Reflecting Pool in the rain.
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
researching baseball
The Circleville Herald
Sat., Nov 28, 1970 - Page 9

Washington rookie pitcher Dick Suck, 25, hurled for Savannah and Buffalo in 1969.
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emceejury.bsky.social @emceejury.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
The infuriating thing is that the top tax bracket %s were even higher back in the heyday these morons long for
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emceejury.bsky.social @emceejury.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Why does Fox continue to put this man on TV to share his stupid opinions? Most of the country doesn't like him, his famous hair is a thing of the past, and he was never really that good at the thing he is known for. Seriously, no more Alexi Lalas.
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emceejury.bsky.social @emceejury.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
The man just knows ball
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emceejury.bsky.social @emceejury.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Content like this is gonna make me even more mad that we wasted this opportunity. I hope they interact with enough regular people to show that we're not all bad guys
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emceejury.bsky.social @emceejury.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Some legendary hate-watching today
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emceejury.bsky.social @emceejury.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
This one is a little too real
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Whether it's Pete Hegseth being a white nationalist alcoholic sexual predator with a fetish for violence or Lloyd Austin being Black, the two most recent secretaries of defense have alienated segments of the American public.
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emceejury.bsky.social @emceejury.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Oh no my dads are fighting
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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 23/03/2026
that feels like something you say when you're wearing a wire
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emceejury.bsky.social @emceejury.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Kash is going to go wild in that locker room if they win.
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emceejury.bsky.social @emceejury.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
The art of the deal.
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emceejury.bsky.social @emceejury.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
The interracial cunnilingus maybe?
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 26/02/2026
NEW: Guards have taken away crayons, colored pencils & paper during recent room searches at Dilley, according to detainees and others. After one inspection, the children just “cried and cried and cried,” a mother said. The facility denies the claims. By @mckenziefunk.com @micarosenberg.bsky.social
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Seized Art, Eavesdropping Guards: Parents Describe a Clampdown at Dilley Detention Center as Kids Shared Their Stories
Detainees told ProPublica that art supplies have been removed in room searches, immigrants have lost access to Gmail and staff hover within earshot during video calls.
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
stop calling us nazis just because we are invalidating IDs and rounding people up based on their skin color and putting them in concentration camps and sending them off to foreign gulags and using all that nazi imagery and banning books and dont forget about all the pedophilia. so just stop alright
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emceejury.bsky.social @emceejury.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
That's fucking heartbreaking. And somehow dem leadership still can't figure out how to align their messaging on this issue. Fox floods the zone the second an illegal immigrant steps a toe out of line and I bet these letters never make it past this article
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emceejury.bsky.social @emceejury.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
The party that wants to "protect women's sports" sure doesn't seem too upset about this hockey thing
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Zander🚈🔰 @kohiwonomu.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
if you read nothing else from rodger sherman in your entire life please read these paragraphs from the end of his newsletter, possibly the most important paragraphs anyone has ever written about Team USA
Throughout these Olympics, people asked me why I was cheering for Team USA at this bleak moment in American history. I get it! Our government is a nightmare, causing endless harm internationally and at home. Abroad, they’re picking needless fights with our closest allies — remember what I said about Donald Trump reposting AI-generated videos of himself punching imaginary Canadians in the face? And domestically, they’re building camps for immigrants, and sending masked goons to brutalize and occasionally murder our neighbors in our streets.

So yeah. It felt weird being patriotic during these Olympics. Many Team USA athletes said so themselves. 

But America is so much bigger than Donald Trump and his evil government.  

The flag that flies when an American athlete wins a gold medal isn’t Donald Trump’s flag. It’s ours. The anthem that plays isn’t Donald Trump’s song. It’s ours. If we refuse to celebrate what’s great about our country because of the people trying to ruin it, they’ve already succeeded.

There’s a reason Trump and his administration didn’t celebrate most of Team USA’s wins. (Except the men’s hockey team. I wonder why...) The bigots in charge of our country like to claim that our diversity makes us weaker. Every two years, Team USA proves otherwise at the Olympics. Americans of every race, every background, and every orientation show that they can work together to become the best in the world. There’s a reason Trump and his administration didn’t celebrate most of Team USA’s wins. (Except the men’s hockey team. I wonder why...) The bigots in charge of our country like to claim that our diversity makes us weaker. Every two years, Team USA proves otherwise at the Olympics. Americans of every race, every background, and every orientation show that they can work together to become the best in the world. 

This year’s Team USA featured all sorts of Americans this administration hates. While this administration tries to demonize immigrants and forcibly remove them from our country, nearly one-fifth of Team USA were immigrants or the children of immigrants, like naturalized citizen Kaillie Humphries and first-generation American Alysa Liu. While this administration cracks down on LGBTQ+ rights, Team USA had Hilary Knight getting engaged to Brittany Bowe before winning a gold medal. While this administration tries to reimagine America as a white ethnostate, Team USA had Black gold medalists like Elana Meyers Taylor and Laila Edwards. I could keep going. 

Watching Team USA have their best Winter Olympics ever was a much-needed reminder of all the reasons we can’t give up on this whole America thing. The Trump administration is the worst of us. Team USA is the best of us. Why on earth would we let the worst thing about our country dampen our love for the best things about our country?
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emceejury.bsky.social @emceejury.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
A crossover I never knew I needed
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emceejury.bsky.social @emceejury.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
If this one breaks containment it's gonna do numbers
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an appliance is making a weird noise that isn't on youtube @jesseltaylor.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Average Sunday show interview: OFFICIAL: we are going to dip enemies of the state into acid vats HOST: how will you pay for it? OFFICIAL: tariffs HOST: critics say tariffs don't generate acid vat money OFFICIAL: tariffs have generated more money than has ever existed HOST: thank u for ur time
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emceejury.bsky.social @emceejury.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
You're right, it seems hard. We probably shouldn't bother then
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ae @aelkus.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
remembering one of the all-time greatest twitter posts
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Holl🌞 @willows-song.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
This explains it better than I can
Dave Portnoy tweet saying ‘absolutely disgusting and disturbing video from Charlie Kirk shooting today. Hoping for the best for him and his family. Anybody who is happy about this is a disgusting human.’Pop Crave Tweet: ‘Barstool Sports CEO Dave Portnoy says he hopes a missile hits Greta Thunberg’s boat as she sails away with aid: “I hope they hit a f*cking, like, a missile on her boat. Knock that boat down. Greta or whatever her name is”
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emceejury.bsky.social @emceejury.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 16/08/2025
it is incredible to see the extent to which the Sensible Centrists are simply incapable of grasping the very simple and obvious fact that the president's concern with crime is a pretext, and that to deny claims of a sudden epidemic in crime is not to say that crime is nonexistent.
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emceejury.bsky.social @emceejury.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
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Kye @gxldsociety.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
BREAKING: Federal agents in plain clothes and unmarked cars tried to snatch 1st graders from LA elementary schools—told staff they had “parental consent.” They lied. When pressed, they HID THEIR IDS. DHS admits they sent them. This wasn’t a welfare check. It was a test run for a police state.
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emceejury.bsky.social @emceejury.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
Also you're bald
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