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EmbraceTheBald

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choosetojibboo.bsky.social @choosetojibboo.bsky.social · 14h
Recency bias, but yes absolutely I’ll allow it
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EmbraceTheBald @embracethebald.bsky.social · 16h
I have been walking around pretty much all day with full body goosebumps because I keep watching or listening to it
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EmbraceTheBald @embracethebald.bsky.social · 16h
“Hey Page, what did you do last night?” “Oh, I played the largest, loudest instrument on the planet and apparently no other band thought to do that before”
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EmbraceTheBald @embracethebald.bsky.social · 16h
The Organ thing is like the absolute coolest thing a band who has done countless coolest things has ever done, right?
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EmbraceTheBald @embracethebald.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Love that Trey knows we need to pee and breathe
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EmbraceTheBald @embracethebald.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Jesus my guy…
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EmbraceTheBald @embracethebald.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Gmork scared the shit out of a young EmbraceTheBald
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EmbraceTheBald @embracethebald.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Mind mind mind mind mind mind mind
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EmbraceTheBald @embracethebald.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Mr. Kraft isn’t gonna like that
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EmbraceTheBald @embracethebald.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Don’t need a headstone when there isn’t a single person on earth who will miss him when he’s gone
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EmbraceTheBald @embracethebald.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I believe it’s pronounced “AutowarCRIME”
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EmbraceTheBald @embracethebald.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Happy Birthday to my favorite birthday buddy!
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Trey Anastasio Smiles on the Beach
Alt: Our sweet Libra prince
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EmbraceTheBald @embracethebald.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Shirts on shirts, socks on socks, because no one will be able to afford to heat their homes this Winter
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EmbraceTheBald @embracethebald.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
“Ain’t no such thing as halfway brooks”
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EmbraceTheBald @embracethebald.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Upside: finally acceptable to put down (some very specific) dogs
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EmbraceTheBald @embracethebald.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
“Good job great effort”
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EmbraceTheBald @embracethebald.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
“Officer Schlitter…eat Schlitt!”
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EmbraceTheBald @embracethebald.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
-A playoff baseball tale as old as time: every single person they cut to in the crowd shots in Yankee stadium looks like th3 most insufferable person in need of being punched in the face…
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EmbraceTheBald @embracethebald.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Solid call pulling the Big HOSS in the 5th…
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EmbraceTheBald @embracethebald.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It’s a daily struggle
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EmbraceTheBald @embracethebald.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
For the record, Snedeker is listed at 6’1”…
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EmbraceTheBald @embracethebald.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
He should dig up Marie Antoinette’s head and ask her how this kind of this worked out for her
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EmbraceTheBald @embracethebald.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
WTF IS THIS?!
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EmbraceTheBald @embracethebald.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The Uncle Stevie is undefeated. This appears to be residing in the same neighborhood
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EmbraceTheBald @embracethebald.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Man with American Flag in Windy Weather
ALT: Man with American Flag in Windy Weather
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EmbraceTheBald @embracethebald.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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EmbraceTheBald @embracethebald.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
What else would they do with the classified plans Trump stole and sold them?
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EmbraceTheBald @embracethebald.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Premiered in ‘99
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EmbraceTheBald @embracethebald.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This man right here…. Foundational life lessons
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MacGyver: Richard Dean Anderson with a Plane
Alt: MacGyver: Richard Dean Anderson with a Plane
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EmbraceTheBald @embracethebald.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
There’s that leg tap to help his scrambled diarrhea brain with proprioception again…
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EmbraceTheBald @embracethebald.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
That’s exactly 3:30pm
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EmbraceTheBald @embracethebald.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Definitely didn’t see the hill folk of flyover Massachusetts becoming the main Bluesky story for the day coming
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EmbraceTheBald @embracethebald.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Maybe “get back to work” refers to the gallows and guillotine factories
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EmbraceTheBald @embracethebald.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I cannot overstate the pride I feel having never even been aware of, let alone heard, a song that has apparently been in the #1 slot for a record number of weeks in a row
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EmbraceTheBald @embracethebald.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Goodness gracious
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EmbraceTheBald @embracethebald.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
And then he can pardon them/ commute sentences, pay them large sums of money directly out of the treasury etc…the system isn’t sustainable for his level of treasonous grift
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EmbraceTheBald @embracethebald.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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EmbraceTheBald @embracethebald.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
You’d think these fellas would start to question the legitimacy of their “creator” as they navigate the world with a baby dick in their pants
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EmbraceTheBald @embracethebald.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
You can take the girl out of the trailer park, but you can’t take the trailer park out of the girl…
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EmbraceTheBald @embracethebald.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Ok Nice Grafic
Alt: DeRp
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EmbraceTheBald @embracethebald.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Wheres her performative mask?
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EmbraceTheBald @embracethebald.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Great, let’s just save Katie and Stephen the money by skipping the show trials and just get to the good part…
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EmbraceTheBald @embracethebald.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Oh THAT Dave Matthews
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EmbraceTheBald @embracethebald.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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John Oliver Says 'Cool' Sarcastic
ALT: John Oliver Says 'Cool' Sarcastic
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EmbraceTheBald @embracethebald.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Man Blinks in Surprise Meme Reaction
ALT: Man Blinks in Surprise Meme Reaction
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EmbraceTheBald @embracethebald.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
We don’t want him in our fucking office. I would say I hope someone goes as far as they can
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EmbraceTheBald @embracethebald.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Nodding Dan Levy
ALT: Nodding Dan Levy
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EmbraceTheBald @embracethebald.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
“This strike is actually 4 strikes” absolutely sent me
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EmbraceTheBald @embracethebald.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
“If we stop selling things to other people we will make more money than we do selling things”
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EmbraceTheBald @embracethebald.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I heard “Lover Lay Down” was about Trey
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