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EmbraceTheBald

@embracethebald.bsky.social
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⭕️ 🍺 🏌️ Can’t I live while I’m young?

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EmbraceTheBald @embracethebald.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Let’s get these ⭕️ 100 logistics squared away now…
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EmbraceTheBald @embracethebald.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Gmork scared the shit out of a young EmbraceTheBald
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EmbraceTheBald @embracethebald.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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EmbraceTheBald @embracethebald.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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EmbraceTheBald @embracethebald.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I’ll stick with THC/CBN/CBD. The 1906 line in general always made me feel uneasy. The MA Cannabis Commission actually issued a public health warning on those 1906 sleep jawns back in 2022( though they didn’t forcefully pull them from the shelves like they should have)
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EmbraceTheBald @embracethebald.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Dear Tim Apple, SMDFTB
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EmbraceTheBald @embracethebald.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Checks out
Schlichter is a teeeny tiny lil
Fashie boy
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EmbraceTheBald @embracethebald.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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EmbraceTheBald @embracethebald.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Let’s make sure to get those colonoscopies scheduled fellas
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EmbraceTheBald @embracethebald.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
RIP to a real one
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EmbraceTheBald @embracethebald.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I’m mean, just look at this god damn piece of shit
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EmbraceTheBald @embracethebald.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
The AI slopification in the Cannabis space is in full effect
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EmbraceTheBald @embracethebald.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
We regret to inform you…
Why?
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EmbraceTheBald @embracethebald.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Obviously had to replace the turf after Phish burned this bitch down…
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EmbraceTheBald @embracethebald.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Fucking CAREER stats
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EmbraceTheBald @embracethebald.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
“Please include a fruit that definitely exists and everyone has eaten”
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EmbraceTheBald @embracethebald.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
😀
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EmbraceTheBald @embracethebald.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
The aforementioned cousins whomst I took to his first show on Wednesday. Never even listened to them and now 36hrs later he’s digging deep and sending unsolicited heaters he’s finding
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EmbraceTheBald @embracethebald.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
The Phish from Vermont in 1996
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EmbraceTheBald @embracethebald.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Love when I get signed up for political lists that I most assuredly did not sign up for
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EmbraceTheBald @embracethebald.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Saw this on Reddit? a few years back and have lived by it. Not sure how accurate the row call out is because I’ve just avoided those sections all together if possible
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EmbraceTheBald @embracethebald.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
This wildfire smoke has turned the Sun bright orange and made it so that you can stare directly at it. Fuckin wild, man
The Sun peeking through Canadian wildfire smoke that has drifted above Boston
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EmbraceTheBald @embracethebald.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Not a fan of the 5 fireworks/second going off in the neighborhood for the last 3hrs
The sweetest boy tucked in, weathering the fireworks storm that will last from now until
Halloween in the hood
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EmbraceTheBald @embracethebald.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I'll drink your health share your wealth run your life steal your wife. Wave that flag, wave it wide and high.
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EmbraceTheBald @embracethebald.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Donald Trump has no dick
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EmbraceTheBald @embracethebald.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Look at the intramuscular on this bad bitch…gonna have to call that one
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EmbraceTheBald @embracethebald.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Happy Father’s Day to all who celebrate!
 A very handsome bald guy in a Dead Apron sipping a Built To Spill from Foam Brewers, ensconced in a Nostalgia money grab koozie from Great Woods,manning the grill on Father’s DayThree NY Strip ThiccBoiz and a Ribeye, salted and awaiting a fire bath
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EmbraceTheBald @embracethebald.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
It was always inevitable…
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EmbraceTheBald @embracethebald.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
LMAO
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EmbraceTheBald @embracethebald.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
This man and his band…
DMB Great Woods. Summer has officially arrived
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EmbraceTheBald @embracethebald.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Imagine chewing instead of simply slurping down that nut…
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EmbraceTheBald @embracethebald.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Local news still got the juice
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EmbraceTheBald @embracethebald.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Going back undercover together one more time because you got a hot tip that the world’s most famous living child rapist will be at MSG tonight
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EmbraceTheBald @embracethebald.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Larry Kudlow has no dick
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EmbraceTheBald @embracethebald.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Von Trapp Mt Alice is S tier
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EmbraceTheBald @embracethebald.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Sometimes you say “fuckit” and make baked ziti at 8am
Baked ziti with ground turkey meat sauce and all that mootz
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EmbraceTheBald @embracethebald.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Bonus points for the numerous dicks also drawn into the dirt all along the side of this Swasticar
A Swasticar covered in dicks
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EmbraceTheBald @embracethebald.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Brandon is now on your local school board and doesn’t want “gay libraries”
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EmbraceTheBald @embracethebald.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
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EmbraceTheBald @embracethebald.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Getting what appears to be a 40 year old Catchers Mitt’s opinion on the Sox firings seems appropriate
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EmbraceTheBald @embracethebald.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Uhhhhhh…
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EmbraceTheBald @embracethebald.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Look at this pizza…
Food pictures do insanely well for some reason. Maybe this is a picture of a delicious pizza…maybe it’s not. There’s literally no way to know tonight on Bluesky for some reason
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EmbraceTheBald @embracethebald.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Congrats on 4 years! Keep doin the damn thing
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EmbraceTheBald @embracethebald.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
@hunterw.bsky.social you’ll never believe what’s in this same neighbor’s backyard on a 75 degree April day…
The neighbor with the melted pumpkins in February also has an Xmas tree in April
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EmbraceTheBald @embracethebald.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
A reeeeeeal shame Charlie Kirk wasn’t around to witness this…
DEI?
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EmbraceTheBald @embracethebald.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Bonus points for being a fort I walk around weekly, located on *Castle* Island Double bonus points for being able to eat hot dogs and soft serve from Sully’s while doing so…
Fort Independence on Castle Island
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EmbraceTheBald @embracethebald.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
On Saturday, we cutlet…
Crispy cutties
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EmbraceTheBald @embracethebald.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Fuck it
Crissssssspy coal fired Abeetz w/extra mootz
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EmbraceTheBald @embracethebald.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
post a non religious picture you think of as holy
Totally not a cult
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EmbraceTheBald @embracethebald.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
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