Reposted by @choosetojibboo.bsky.socialEmbraceTheBald @embracethebald.bsky.social · 2hGoose 🤝 Gander 2028 2371
choosetojibboo.bsky.social @choosetojibboo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Recency bias, but yes absolutely I’ll allow it 031
Reposted by @choosetojibboo.bsky.socialEmbraceTheBald @embracethebald.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I cannot overstate the pride I feel having never even been aware of, let alone heard, a song that has apparently been in the #1 slot for a record number of weeks in a row 033
Reposted by @choosetojibboo.bsky.socialEmbraceTheBald @embracethebald.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Obviously had to replace the turf after Phish burned this bitch down… 093
Reposted by @choosetojibboo.bsky.socialEmbraceTheBald @embracethebald.bsky.social · 03/08/2026“How was your weekend? Oh, you had tee ball and went to a cookout? I went to fucking Planet Xenu where I eluded space/time for 4 days while crossing the Astral Plane” 321
Reposted by @choosetojibboo.bsky.socialEmbraceTheBald @embracethebald.bsky.social · 30/07/2026The first set objectively STUNK. But I feel like the universal vibe was “ yeah, but fucking wait till they blow our dicks off in the second set”…and chat, I seem to have misplaced by dick in midtown 021
Reposted by @choosetojibboo.bsky.socialEmbraceTheBald @embracethebald.bsky.social · 14/07/2026This wildfire smoke has turned the Sun bright orange and made it so that you can stare directly at it. Fuckin wild, man 051
Reposted by @choosetojibboo.bsky.socialEmbraceTheBald @embracethebald.bsky.social · 21/06/2026The idea that On the same day 200 years apart the phrases “Jefferson still lives” and “Donald Trump shit his depends and finally keeled over” being uttered would truly warm my heart… 111
Reposted by @choosetojibboo.bsky.socialEmbraceTheBald @embracethebald.bsky.social · 21/06/2026It was always inevitable… 3402
Reposted by @choosetojibboo.bsky.socialEmbraceTheBald @embracethebald.bsky.social · 13/06/2026This man and his band… 032
Reposted by @choosetojibboo.bsky.socialEmbraceTheBald @embracethebald.bsky.social · 09/06/2026Going back undercover together one more time because you got a hot tip that the world’s most famous living child rapist will be at MSG tonight 033
Reposted by @choosetojibboo.bsky.socialEmbraceTheBald @embracethebald.bsky.social · 09/06/2026It would be so sick if it became “The World’s Most Famous Arena” for one very specific moment above all else… 221
choosetojibboo.bsky.social @choosetojibboo.bsky.social · 01/01/2026Ohhhh so that’s where he goes… 010
choosetojibboo.bsky.social @choosetojibboo.bsky.social · 23/09/2025Happy 2 week anniversary to all those who celebrate 000
choosetojibboo.bsky.social @choosetojibboo.bsky.social · 24/04/2025Holy shit that Simple>PYITE to open the show absolutely fuuuuuuuuuuuucked 010
choosetojibboo.bsky.social @choosetojibboo.bsky.social · 23/04/2025Some weird moments on this West Coast mini tour. Slow ‘Paug, Mike forgetting the words to his own song, playing Boogie in a key Trey literally can’t match vocally…also some 🔥 jams ⭕️ 000
choosetojibboo.bsky.social @choosetojibboo.bsky.social · 23/04/2025What in the slow Weekapaug fuck was that? 120