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30F 🏳️‍⚧️ / MDNI / useful lesbian / demon 💖 @fullmoon.id

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Ember @ember.pet · 27/09/2026
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Ember @ember.pet · 23/09/2026
i like how corporate people talk about profit motivated layoffs like they're unavoidable natural disasters
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Ember @ember.pet · 21/09/2026
A COMPUTER CAN NEVER BE WEIRD AND HORNY ABOUT IT

THEREFORE A COMPUTER MUST NEVER MAKE SOFTWARE
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Ember @ember.pet · 19/09/2026
good morning. i’m sleepy in bed
i know you’re gonna read this. i love you gabby!! <333
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Ember @ember.pet · 15/09/2026
very big voxel mountains very far away
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Ember @ember.pet · 15/09/2026
a voxel landscape with a small lake in a valley, and a mountain incredibly distant in the background
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Ember @ember.pet · 13/09/2026
Diana: getting formatted must feel so good if you're a code block
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Ember @ember.pet · 11/09/2026
she has a real way with words
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Ember @ember.pet · 08/09/2026
update: llms are ruining math now too. really looking forward to the coming intellectual dark age where no one wants to post their work publicly anymore because AI might frontrun them without attribution
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Ember @ember.pet · 04/09/2026
statements by the utterly deranged
more like statements by the utterly beloved
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Ember @ember.pet · 03/09/2026
every day is a wondrous new nightmare
POV: you are watching a spineless tagless G-machine

a screenshot depicting ghci output, as follows:

ghci> test = (5, error "what") :: (Int, Int)
ghci> snd test
*** Exception: what
CallStack (from HasCallStack):
  error, called at <interactive>:38:12 in interactive:Ghci21
ghci>
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Ember @ember.pet · 02/09/2026
when she wants to share her special interest with you
gabby bringing haskell FP catgirl autism to ember like it's a dead mouse
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Ember @ember.pet · 01/09/2026
a comic depicting a teenager speaking to their mother. the teenager says "Mom... I'm trans".

The mother replies "is it because of all that stuff you do on the computer?"

"oh yeah, lemme check if I accidentally play the fucking game that makes you-"

the final panel shows the teenager holding the logo for "Awesome Games Done Quick" in their hand with "oh fuck" above their head in bold text
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Ember @ember.pet · 30/08/2026
god i love php_ceo. miss that account
PHP CEO BLUECHECKMARK.JPEG @PHP_CEO

TEAM, IT TOOK ME A LOT OF LATE NIGHTS AND WEEKENDS TO GET THIS COMPANY OFF THE GROUND

BUT BECAUSE OF THAT, TODAY, YOU'RE GOING TO GET THE SATISFACTION OF CHANGING THE WORLD AND HAVING YOUR WORK IN FRONT OF MILLIONS OF PEOPLE

YOU CAN'T BUY THAT!

ALL I GOT WAS A BILLION DOLLARS
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Ember @ember.pet · 30/08/2026
:dead:
screenshot of a gemini pro LLM chat. the user's prompt  was"i want correct behavior, not just turning it off"

gemini pro is thinking about its answer, currently summarized as "Analyzing the Impossible"
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Ember @ember.pet · 27/08/2026
many of you
photo of a machine with an indicator light next to the words “READY TO SERVE”
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Ember @ember.pet · 23/08/2026
dinosaurs observing the mesozoic equivalent to today's AI bubble
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Ember @ember.pet · 10/08/2026
lmao the atlantic never misses an opportunity to miss huh
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Ember @ember.pet · 10/08/2026
men will really buy 14 black lotus to connect with their childhood instead of going to therapy
chris wilson with his 14 black lotus, 12 unslabbed in a binder and two graded 9 in slabs
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Ember @ember.pet · 09/08/2026
oh my god no wonder i've always hated sqlite. someone spilled christianity all over it sqlite.org/codeofethics...
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Ember @ember.pet · 08/08/2026
diana's understandable arousal at the sight of gabby's unfiltered type theory autism applied to a nix typechecker
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Ember @ember.pet · 08/08/2026
GET FUCKED
spotify with bar removed
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Ember @ember.pet · 07/08/2026
it's comforting to know even in ancient times there have always been redditors
screenshot of wikipedia, text follows:

Diagoras of Melos (Greek: Διαγόρας ὁ Μήλιος) or Diagoras "the Atheist" was a Greek poet and sophist of the 5th century BC. Throughout antiquity, he was regarded as an atheist, but very little is known for certain about what he actually believed. Anecdotes about his life indicate that he spoke out against ancient Greek religion. (highlight start) He allegedly chopped up a wooden statue of Heracles and used it to boil his turnips and revealed the secrets of the Eleusinian Mysteries. (highlight end) The Athenians accused him of asebeia (impiety) and banished him from their city. He died in Corinth.
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Ember @ember.pet · 06/08/2026
restaurants could never just make good food and take real pictures of it
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Ember @ember.pet · 05/08/2026
modern google is such an embarrassment
screenshot of google gemini using the paid pro model being asked a historical question and anwering with "I'm having a hard time fulfilling your request. Can I help you with something else instead?"
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Ember @ember.pet · 02/08/2026
pleaaaaaase don't stand on that oh my god what the fuck ._.
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Ember @ember.pet · 02/08/2026
there are two kinds of people. people who look at this and say "coooool i should climb down there" and people who say "i don't think so"
incredibly sketchy timber workings in the union chimney of the cerro gordo mine, first person perspective with a headlamp from someone who is obviously climbing down amongst the workings

source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7AuFrjULZSU
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Ember @ember.pet · 02/08/2026
“i’m an adc player!!”, she still tries to insist as if anyone believed her
discord screenshot of diana say:

i'm intimately experienced

i was the adc player

i'm also that kind of healslut egirl wtf
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Ember @ember.pet · 27/07/2026
discord is so embarrassingly shit sometimes
discord matching the emoji prefix ":ree" to the emoji ":100:"
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Ember @ember.pet · 25/07/2026
i should wear light colors more :D
ember's big naturals (c/o gabby, owner)
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Ember @ember.pet · 25/07/2026
google jarvis sucks
a screenshot of a google search that reads "jarvis torpedo this guy's house?"

google replies in the AI overview explaining that it cannot do that because it is a helpful software assistant and not a weapon system
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Ember @ember.pet · 23/07/2026
who's getting the best head?
four catgirls from chainsmoking cat
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Ember @ember.pet · 21/07/2026
it's really just that easy on nixos, huh?
nixos showing off how effortless it makes patching software for personal use
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Ember @ember.pet · 19/07/2026
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Ember @ember.pet · 14/07/2026
i make a decent dragoon (enable audio)
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Ember @ember.pet · 13/07/2026
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Ember @ember.pet · 11/07/2026
or i could follow my bliss…
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Ember @ember.pet · 11/07/2026
netflix and chill
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Ember @ember.pet · 09/07/2026
(unrelated to your very funny screenshot) in 1913 a contemporary sailer defended the titanic's speed as being the safer choice because there was no fog that night, which was apparently an uncommon thing. going slower meant more exposure to icebergs in foggy conditions with less maneuverability
Let us now review the question of the speed of liners. In the article referred to, Mr. Delaney treats of the matter of speed under various conditions. With vessels crossing the ice zone he advocates a reduction of speed as against that maintained in other regions, or during fog. He says, 'But full ahead across the ice track is a different proposition. Under no circumstances is full speed justifiable there.' I think that the writer intended to convey to the public that full ahead in fog across the ice track was not justifiable; for in concluding his treatment of the question of speed he says, ' I can conscientiously say that in all the time I have followed the sea in liners, I have never been with a master who did not slow down in fog' Mark the italics, 'in fog.' That is the vital point. Lord Mersey, the President of the British inquiry into the loss of the Titanic, when investigating the question of speed said, 'The only object in going slow is to avoid objects in your way. If you can avoid objects in your way without slowing down, you don't slow down. It does n't matter in the least if the ship is going eleven knots or fifty knots if it be true that you can avoid the obstacle. But if there is a danger of your not being able to avoid it, then the speed is a most important factor. 9 This is much to the point. In fog there is a danger, a great danger of your not being able to avoid an obstacle; therefore it is essential in crossing the ice track to slow down in fog, but only in fog. Captain Smith stands condemned for the speed of his vessel at the time it met disaster in crossing the ice field in a clear night. As a practical sailor I say that the speed he maintained was the right speed. Furthermore, were I placed under similar circumstances, I should give my vessel the last revolution she could turn even if she could go fifty knots an hour. In the face of what has happened this may seem a rash statement, yet I make it knowing that by practicing what I preach I Having said so much, I must say more. I must let it be known that clear weather in the ice region is such a rare thing that the commander who does not make use of such a fine slant exposes his vessel to the ice during fog and treats his passengers to serious risks.

The question of the Titanic's speed I have heard discussed over and over again in the wardrooms of many liners, and I have still to meet the officer who condemned the speed maintained by her. I care nothing for the opinions of lawyers who may be elected presidents of boards of inquiry. Seamanship is not taught in lawyers' offices, nor is it handed round at courts of inquiry like sandwiches. Lord Mersey said that if there is danger of not being able to clear an object in your course, then speed is a most important factor. Brilliant legal seamanship if you like! So much is self-evident. A small boy knows that much, and so do the lampposts in the street when small boys bump into them.

Had the berg which caused the trouble been seen in time, then speed, plus helm, plus the handling of the engines, would have been the factors required to clear it. Had the Titanic been proceeding at reduced speed and had the same time been afforded her to clear the berg, could she have cleared it? Possibly yes, probably no. Such monster ships are sluggish in their responses to helm when under reduced speed. And even her reduced speed, as we can see, now that our eyes are opened to the unsinkable ship, would have left the issue the same. Experts estimate the force of the Titanic's blow at 2,000,000 foot-tons per second. A reduced speed say eleven knots would cut the impact in two, and if the proportions are the same we have a blow of 1,000,000 foot-tons per second. What would happen to any vessel suffering such a blow? Bow plates would crumple like eggshells, and watertight bulkheads and doors would be so contorted that their efficiency would be totally destroyed, and, like the Titanic, the vessel would sink bow first.
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Ember @ember.pet · 06/07/2026
good morning bluesky
ember’s big naturals c/o gabby
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Ember @ember.pet · 05/07/2026
a glimpse of her stats. really makes you think
the stats of a girl who definitely only plays support
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Ember @ember.pet · 04/07/2026
dr. manhattan meme, sitting alone on the barren wasteland of another planet. three panels depict his inner monologue, as follows:

It is 1776. The nation I live in gives white wealthy landlords all the power.

It is 1968. The nation I live in gives white wealthy landlords all the power.

It is 2026. The nation I live in gives white wealthy landlords all the power.
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Ember @ember.pet · 01/07/2026
god i wish i was the annual vegetation cycle
> months, half of one octaeteris and one Olympiad (Pausanias, Description of Greece 5:1:4). Thus, in the Classical mythology it was the moon that governed the long calendrical cycles, and the annual vegetation cycle was in this way submissive to the lunar goddess, not to the solar god.

"the annual vegetation cycle was in this way submissive to the lunar goddess" is highlighted. extremely distracting phrasing, frankly
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Ember @ember.pet · 28/06/2026
>click cool bilingual ancient language tablet on wikipedia >look inside >another king list
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Ember @ember.pet · 28/06/2026
pickup artists are alive and well I guess, lmao guy: yeah i'm only into barbies. i'm picky, she has to have big tits, slim, legs same guy: why won't women talk to me really makes you think
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Ember @ember.pet · 26/06/2026
i am but a humble foot merchant
gabby's foot
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Ember @ember.pet · 26/06/2026
LMAO
screenshot of part of a news article, text follows:

Legion said in its filing that Anthropic shutting off access to the Fable 5 model in particular meant the company “lost the latest tool at the center of its development instantaneously.” Legion said the harm to the company was “immediate, irreparable and existential”, and that the pace of AI development is so fast and competitive that any ground given up during the time the model is unavailable can’t be restored.

“Each day the directive remains in force disrupts Legion’s product, operations, sidelines its engineers, and erodes the company’s ability to survive in a field defined by continuous access to the most capable models,” Legion said in its filing.

source: https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2026-06-23/anthropic-customer-sues-us-over-losing-access-to-fable-ai-model
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Ember @ember.pet · 24/06/2026
who here is a hotdog?
an advertisement of a hotdog covered in toppings alongside the text "top it any way you want it"
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Ember @ember.pet · 24/06/2026
variant of the "say i'm alive; oh my god" meme. single comic panel of a guy standing next to a computer, having a verbal exchange with it.

guy: say we are dating
computer: WE ARE DATING
guy: oh my god
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Ember @ember.pet · 23/06/2026
gabby nonsense (affectionate)
type theory nonsense involving a woman with her queen. i'd say "god i wish that was me" but that pretty much IS me
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