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EmbalmaMama

@embalmamama.bsky.social
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I embalmed an ex-husband. Everybody has scars, not all of them are visible or completely healed. If i find something that made me laugh, I'll probably share it. Stop finding things that divide us along lines, we're all Earthlings, let that be it.

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EmbalmaMama @embalmamama.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
I don't hate Republicans. I think they're wrong, but i don't hate them. I left twitter because it was ugly there. Please don't let this place turn into that. Taking a scroll this afternoon has been disheartening, maybe it's just me, but i chose not to add to it. We can do better.
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EmbalmaMama @embalmamama.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
Dreams are sometimes a shift between worlds. Am not a fan of the alt universe i slipped into last night. Woke up scared and angry, and wodering if i would actually have used those war knives.
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EmbalmaMama @embalmamama.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
I don't know who needs to know this, but Hershey white chocolate sugar cookie Kisses are just right.
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EmbalmaMama @embalmamama.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
It is 16:25 on Christmas day and I'm done for a little while. I have things i should do, but they are getting the finger for a bit because the anxiety/rage/panic rats are rattling their cages apropos of nothing. So, a time of warmth and comfort in my bendy bed listening to a book is called for. Hugs
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Lorraine Turner calicohorses @lorraineturnerart.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
I love experimenting with various fabrics, beads & threads. This textile illustration was created entirely by hand. I cut out tiny scraps & hand embroidered them into place. Please share. #slowstitching #fabriccollage #embroidery #birdart #collage #flamingo #artshare @bsky.art #sewing #quilt #art
Pink flamingo all hand sewn using scraps of fabric and lace. All stitched onto blue painted fabric.
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NONNIE_TN @nonniebear.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
This 💟
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EmbalmaMama @embalmamama.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
My hair hasn't been cut since i got rid of the chemo curls. It is now long enough to get in my way, in 47 different ways. I put it in a high pony, but that's a headache, 2 braids, but i look like I'm cosplaying HalfPint, badly. So, 2 braids, just from the ears forward. The back hits my butt.
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TheGratefulDeadpool @gratefuldeadpool.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Make it make sense.
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EmbalmaMama @embalmamama.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
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EmbalmaMama @embalmamama.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Little stuff that shouldn't bug me, but does: That hideous Amazon ad with various people howling "Woo!" Tracking info that is blatant lies. Those stupid safety things they put on bottles of stuff with the little flap to pull it open.
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EmbalmaMama @embalmamama.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
I just looked at some of the food ingredients that are being attributed to rfk and can't argue with them. He lets a lot of stupid come come out of his mouth, but getting some of the chemical crap out of our food is badly needed.
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God @thegodshow.com · 15/12/2024
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The Rude Pundit @rudepundit.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
NJ passes a law preventing cranky fucknuts from going apeshit on school libraries and librarians. www.nj.com/politics/202...
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N.J. just struck a blow against banning books
It's called the "Freedom to Read Act."
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Trisha KansasGal @kansasgal71.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
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Nick Knudsen @nickknudsenus.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
If you see this post, can you please help spread this information? #ASafeChoice is a referral network of physicians who provide medication abortion services ACROSS THE US. People everywhere need to know about this option. These doctors have capacity to help more women! Let’s spread word! ❤️✊
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Click to Visit #ASafeChoice Network
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Trisha KansasGal @kansasgal71.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Instead of Hail to the Chief, I think Jail House Rock should be played every time the Felon enters.
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Nomad Matt @nomadmatt.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Sometimes you just wanna...
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EmbalmaMama @embalmamama.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
I have taken to watching "Line Riders on youtube. Very relaxing and entertaining. Good visualization of music.
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Lucy Worsley @lucyworsley.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Join me and Sherlock Holmes on PBS from December 8th! Can't wait to share this new series with North American friends. www.pbs.org/show/lucy-wo...
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Lucy Worsley's Holmes vs. Doyle
Lucy Worsley explores why Arthur Conan Doyle came to hate his most famous creation, Sherlock Holmes.
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Ana Marie Cox @anamariecox.com · 01/12/2024
I don’t know who needs to hear this but you are on this earth for a reason. It may be you are someone’s best friend, it may be you are the caretaker to a hurt animal, it may be you smiled to someone on the bus & so they made it through the day. But you are needed. Thank you for existing.
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
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Machine Pun Kelly @kellyscaletta.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
IDEA!!! When we start running out of food because there are no more immigrants, MAGA voters should be conscripted into service to do the job.
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
RFK Jr. is a fraud. Always has been.
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In the last couple of weeks RFK has been seen on camera popping zyn nicotine pouches, eating McDonald’s, deep frying a turkey in tallow, and discussing 15 years of heroin use. This is the guy promising to “make America healthy”?
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Tal Lavin @swordsjew.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
just finished shirley jackson's marvelously creepy "we have always lived in the castle," a delicious mouthful of poison that i greatly enjoyed, and also a rare depiction of agoraphobia in fiction
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Art Candee 🍿🥤 @artcandee.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Candace Owens is now banned from New Zealand? 🍿
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Michelle @grrlysquirrel.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Good morning, Bluesky. Happy #Caturday. I hope you're able to do something that makes you happy. Life is hard, so it's important to take our happiness wherever we find it.
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james holod kennedy @jamesholod.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
a young woman saw me reading on the subway and yelled at her carousing friends “YO SHUT THE FUCK UP THAT MAN IS TRYING TO READ HIS FUCKIN BOOK” god i love new york
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EmbalmaMama @embalmamama.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Question for all the folks with long hair: 2017, i went thru chemo and radiation. It worked great. I did lose my hair, so i swore i wouldn't cut it. I've never had super long hair and suck at fooling with it. My question is: once your hair is longer than your wingspan, what do you do?
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God @thegodshow.com · 29/11/2024
I don’t think a criminal should be president. I don’t think a rapist should be attorney general. People like that should be in prison. If that makes me a radical leftist lunatic, then yeah, call me that. Whatever.
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EmbalmaMama @embalmamama.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
@pixelatedboat.bsky.social These two had 5oz each of chunks of chicken with their dinner. Now, they are taking up 75% of a queen sized bendy bed and most of the blanket. They are not spoiled, they are cherished.
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Paul Eric @pauleric70.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Absolutely ✨❤️✨
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AltYellostoneNatPar @altyellonatpark.org · 28/11/2024
Wolves are essential.
Wolf standing in a river
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EmbalmaMama @embalmamama.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
I have not had red grapefruit for years. I love red grapefruit, but big pharma has it in for it. Almost every med says no grapefruit. Today, I'm living on the edge. Now, we wait. 😁
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
They have a point.
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I’d like separate bathrooms for MAGAs. I feel unsafe around people who are obsessed with my genitals.
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EmbalmaMama @embalmamama.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Current view This, after half my sandwich.
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EmbalmaMama @embalmamama.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
I'm sorry, but pugs look like the designer stopped at the neck and slapped a face on it.
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EmbalmaMama @embalmamama.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Just flipped to the Dog Show. You forget how big some of these magnificent beasties are. My pups and i shared roast beef and shreddy mozz on Hawaiian bread. It was a hit. I am thankful for what i have, that i am responsible for only the pups and me, and answer to nobody.
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EmbalmaMama @embalmamama.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
In the bendy bed, wondering why i felt icky. Tapped my weather and temp is lovely, scroll, scroll, 90% humidity! I think not. Windows closed, A/c on. Just enough so i don't need gills to breathe.
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EmbalmaMama @embalmamama.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Time to make a last bathroom run, tuck myself into the bendy bed with the Hounds of the Baskin-Robbins, turn on the Kindle to a book, an audiobook, books on youtube or blackscreen sleep music and off to the arms of Morpheus. If that fails, pet videos and B Dylan Hollis. Good night, good people.
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EmbalmaMama @embalmamama.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
CoolJoe and the giant teddy bear. Mystique being tolerant. Yes they are measuring to make sure they are the same. Which, being as those are bully sticks, is oddly appropriate.
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EmbalmaMama @embalmamama.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Anyone else hear the song "Blue skies, shining on me, nothing but blue skies do i see" every time i tap the butterfly? Just me? Wonder when that will stop?
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RoGeR_OW @rogerow.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
So damn true 💯
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🦋•𝒜𝓁𝒾𝓈𝓈𝒶 •🦋 @alienissa.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Until abortion is legal in every state, lets require men to get a mandatory vasectomy until they are proven emotionally mature, financially responsible and ready to be a father. Wait, what do you mean regulations on men's bodies make you uncomfortable?
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EmbalmaMama @embalmamama.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
I'm going to turn my Kindle to text-to-speech and have that nice Australian lady read the Mind Fuck series to me. S. T. Abby, you are missed.
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EmbalmaMama @embalmamama.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
I have put red grapefruit on the grocery list. I don't care what it does to my meds. I'm livin' on the edge!!
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