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Gary Haireola

@em7add11.boner.solutions
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professional pcap reader, amateur synth torturer

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Gary Haireola @em7add11.boner.solutions · 2h
Spotify did for mixtapes what Jonestown did for flavorade
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Gary Haireola @em7add11.boner.solutions · 3h
The bit rot in the adult swim singles program playlists is truly depressing
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Gary Haireola @em7add11.boner.solutions · 21h
Refs absolutely fucked the Chiefs by sitting on that "catch" but at least football justice came one play later
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Gary Haireola @em7add11.boner.solutions · 22h
Lmao Bassa put the hammer of god on that football
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Gary Haireola @em7add11.boner.solutions · 22h
Well fuck that is a gruesome injury
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Gary Haireola @em7add11.boner.solutions · 04/10/2026
The my9albums posts are interesting cause there are a lot of you I had clocked as probably having very middling taste and some of you are into some truly wild sicko shit [complimentary]
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Gary Haireola @em7add11.boner.solutions · 04/10/2026
I know you don't score Austin Wells' incredibly stupid baserunning this way, but spiritually the Yankees got no-hit tonight.
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Gary Haireola @em7add11.boner.solutions · 04/10/2026
Having a short right field wall to juice HR numbers: Weak, something a child would invent Having a ceiling that converts HRs into fly outs: Subtle, discourages hubris
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Gary Haireola @em7add11.boner.solutions · 04/10/2026
Wouldn't shock me if this was some stupid security mandate published with our MDM
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Gary Haireola @em7add11.boner.solutions · 04/10/2026
I thought they skipped 9 because it would cause weird compatibility bugs for programs that checked for "Windows 95/98" the incorrect way
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Gary Haireola @em7add11.boner.solutions · 04/10/2026
You got a lot better at meditating
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Gary Haireola @em7add11.boner.solutions · 03/10/2026
I am going to die as I Iived, asleep on my porch with a lit cigar
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Gary Haireola @em7add11.boner.solutions · 02/10/2026
It should cost apps $1 every time they ask you to share your contacts or enable notifications
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Gary Haireola @em7add11.boner.solutions · 02/10/2026
It really is a shame that both Rodgers and Watson can't both lose this game
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Gary Haireola @em7add11.boner.solutions · 01/10/2026
Macs are great, why wouldn't I want to type my admin password in 14 times in a row because caching sudo for 5 seconds is insecure?
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Gary Haireola @em7add11.boner.solutions · 01/10/2026
What's the review etiquette for an eBay seller who took 8 days to post your item in the mail?
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Gary Haireola @em7add11.boner.solutions · 01/10/2026
bring back see-thru computers
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Gary Haireola @em7add11.boner.solutions · 01/10/2026
When I was uploading that last video I noticed the one I uploaded from my band's last show is now 20 years old. 2006 cannot possibly be that long ago.
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Gary Haireola @em7add11.boner.solutions · 01/10/2026
As is tradition, I took one video at the concert I went to on Monday youtu.be/-VB6HjSAbXQ?...
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Deafheaven - Dream House (Rebel, Toronto - 20260928)
YouTube video by em7add11
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Gary Haireola @em7add11.boner.solutions · 29/09/2026
If you are a tech person and you report an issue to me as "people are reporting some issues with their connections" you can be assured I am mentally flaying you alive
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Gary Haireola @em7add11.boner.solutions · 29/09/2026
It's insane to think there's only one website that has the good sense to have a button for this and it's LinkedIn of all places.
Seems like AI slop
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Gary Haireola @em7add11.boner.solutions · 29/09/2026
Gonna be a lot of "kill your local rapist" types who won't even stop being friends with the one they know
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Gary Haireola @em7add11.boner.solutions · 29/09/2026
I shouldn't need to be a too-online pervert just to do a damn crossword puzzle.
23 ACROSS • Outgoing half of the "Wenclair" femslash ship
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Gary Haireola @em7add11.boner.solutions · 29/09/2026
The guy from Baroness came out to do a bunch of songs with Mastodon and it hadn't occurred to me before how much overlap those two fanbases probably have
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Gary Haireola @em7add11.boner.solutions · 28/09/2026
The warmup playlist at Alcest / Deafheaven / Mastodon appears to busy be Aphex Twin's Selected Ambient Works in its entirety
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Gary Haireola @em7add11.boner.solutions · 28/09/2026
Randomly bumped into a mini comic festival this weekend and got to meet genuinely cool dude @mattbors.bsky.social
Toxic Avenger Team-Up, co-starring Jesus Christ A doodle of Toxie showing his support of Jesus
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Gary Haireola @em7add11.boner.solutions · 28/09/2026
I'm watching Shaolin Soccer on Prime and so far it's had 7 ad breaks for Ozempic
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Tricia Lockwood @tricialockwood.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
all literature is stink lines coming off the alphabet
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Gary Haireola @em7add11.boner.solutions · 25/09/2026
I realize at a Bezos-owned company "Will applicant ever be thirsty, possibly needing a short break for liquids?" is something they actually screen against
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Gary Haireola @em7add11.boner.solutions · 25/09/2026
Job hunting in 2026 is basically a waking nightmare so good on WaPo for having the courage to ask the tough questions about why that might be.
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Gary Haireola @em7add11.boner.solutions · 25/09/2026
I am gonna have to toss my insulated jacket that an ex girlfriend bought me like 15 years ago and I'm more sad to finally lose the jacket than I was to lose the girl
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Gary Haireola @em7add11.boner.solutions · 25/09/2026
Nicorette would be a great name for a girl
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
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Microwaving coffee creates Coffee 2, which scientists do not yet understand
Feb 11, 2024 at 10:21 AM
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 02/04/2026
“It is a striking indication of the social and cultural decay inherent in the final stages of capitalism, when elaborate scientific methods begin to be used, no longer to promote, but to eliminate intelligence from among the workers, because intelligent workers become Communists.” R. P. Dutt (1934)
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Gary Haireola @em7add11.boner.solutions · 24/09/2026
Texas having two teams in the hunt for this losers bracket is ridiculous
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Gary Haireola @em7add11.boner.solutions · 24/09/2026
Winning your division is technically good enough to make the playoffs but there should be a clause that if you win it with a losing record you have to do a one game playoff with the first team out of the wild card race
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Gary Haireola @em7add11.boner.solutions · 24/09/2026
The Blue Jays are really gonna go from a wild card spot to losing 9 of their last 10 games to finish in the shitter
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Ryan North @ryannorth.ca · 23/09/2026
Pompeii is a UNESCO world heritage site not because it was remarkable in its prime, but because it survived to our era untouched: one moment, preserved for all time. But future generations won't know what OUR world was like unless we do the same. This is why we MUST bury Toronto with a volcano
Picture of the streets of Pompeii, from https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Pompei_-_panoramio_(26).jpg. Taken by Tanya Dedyukhina, used under CC
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Gary Haireola @em7add11.boner.solutions · 23/09/2026
Google Photos is the messiest bitch alive
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Gary Haireola @em7add11.boner.solutions · 21/09/2026
That's how you go blind
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Gary Haireola @em7add11.boner.solutions · 21/09/2026
Can Last Reshorse change back from a horse and then it's used up or is it like, bam you're a horse forever now
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Gary Haireola @em7add11.boner.solutions · 21/09/2026
I really need to break my habit of turning every hobby into a collector's treasure hunt but it was also extremely satisfying to have finally located a copy of this book
Basta Now: Women, Trans & Non-Binary in Experimental Music
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Gary Haireola @em7add11.boner.solutions · 21/09/2026
Ok it's fine, go Chiefs
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Gary Haireola @em7add11.boner.solutions · 21/09/2026
Lol here comes the NFL officiating crew to ruin another amazing play
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Gary Haireola @em7add11.boner.solutions · 21/09/2026
Ok for real what am I in for with this book? asterismbooks.com/product/doom...
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Doom is the House Without a Door | Asterism Books
As with all of Berry's work, DOOM is a ritual in text and visuals. Logan is a playwright and performer and there is a sense in all of his books that the book is a performance by the reader as much as ...
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Gary Haireola @em7add11.boner.solutions · 20/09/2026
Dig up that CEO and shoot him again www.yahoo.com/news/us/arti...
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Lawsuit Says UnitedHealth Used AI With a 90% Error Rate to Deny Care
UnitedHealth faces a class-action suit alleging its nH Predict AI denied elderly Medicare care with a 90% error rate, costing families thousands.
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Gary Haireola @em7add11.boner.solutions · 18/09/2026
Anti abortion nuts were out leaving fliers in my neighborhood and I hope they felt truly miserable when I told them to eat shit and I was teaching my kids they should be in jail for killing women
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Gary Haireola @em7add11.boner.solutions · 18/09/2026
I thought this was that JAV Titles account for a second
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Nobody believes you that you dislike Piker for any reason other than he is correct about Israel, correct about US empire, and correct about the shitty geriatric democrats who do nothing. You are lying.
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Gary Haireola @em7add11.boner.solutions · 17/09/2026
AI Sex Cult is a great name for a disco punk band that gets a 6.5 on their debut from Pitchfork but it's not as great an idea to have one running the tech sector
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