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Gary Haireola

@em7add11.boner.solutions
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professional pcap reader, amateur synth torturer

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Gary Haireola @em7add11.boner.solutions · 29/09/2026
If you are a tech person and you report an issue to me as "people are reporting some issues with their connections" you can be assured I am mentally flaying you alive
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Gary Haireola @em7add11.boner.solutions · 29/09/2026
It's insane to think there's only one website that has the good sense to have a button for this and it's LinkedIn of all places.
Seems like AI slop
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Gary Haireola @em7add11.boner.solutions · 29/09/2026
Gonna be a lot of "kill your local rapist" types who won't even stop being friends with the one they know
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Gary Haireola @em7add11.boner.solutions · 29/09/2026
I shouldn't need to be a too-online pervert just to do a damn crossword puzzle.
23 ACROSS • Outgoing half of the "Wenclair" femslash ship
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Gary Haireola @em7add11.boner.solutions · 29/09/2026
The guy from Baroness came out to do a bunch of songs with Mastodon and it hadn't occurred to me before how much overlap those two fanbases probably have
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Gary Haireola @em7add11.boner.solutions · 28/09/2026
The warmup playlist at Alcest / Deafheaven / Mastodon appears to busy be Aphex Twin's Selected Ambient Works in its entirety
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Gary Haireola @em7add11.boner.solutions · 28/09/2026
Randomly bumped into a mini comic festival this weekend and got to meet genuinely cool dude @mattbors.bsky.social
Toxic Avenger Team-Up, co-starring Jesus Christ A doodle of Toxie showing his support of Jesus
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Gary Haireola @em7add11.boner.solutions · 28/09/2026
I'm watching Shaolin Soccer on Prime and so far it's had 7 ad breaks for Ozempic
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Tricia Lockwood @tricialockwood.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
all literature is stink lines coming off the alphabet
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Gary Haireola @em7add11.boner.solutions · 25/09/2026
Job hunting in 2026 is basically a waking nightmare so good on WaPo for having the courage to ask the tough questions about why that might be.
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Gary Haireola @em7add11.boner.solutions · 25/09/2026
I am gonna have to toss my insulated jacket that an ex girlfriend bought me like 15 years ago and I'm more sad to finally lose the jacket than I was to lose the girl
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Gary Haireola @em7add11.boner.solutions · 25/09/2026
Nicorette would be a great name for a girl
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
Spike Field @cheatlines.co
Microwaving coffee creates Coffee 2, which scientists do not yet understand
Feb 11, 2024 at 10:21 AM
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 02/04/2026
“It is a striking indication of the social and cultural decay inherent in the final stages of capitalism, when elaborate scientific methods begin to be used, no longer to promote, but to eliminate intelligence from among the workers, because intelligent workers become Communists.” R. P. Dutt (1934)
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Gary Haireola @em7add11.boner.solutions · 24/09/2026
Winning your division is technically good enough to make the playoffs but there should be a clause that if you win it with a losing record you have to do a one game playoff with the first team out of the wild card race
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Gary Haireola @em7add11.boner.solutions · 24/09/2026
The Blue Jays are really gonna go from a wild card spot to losing 9 of their last 10 games to finish in the shitter
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Ryan North @ryannorth.ca · 23/09/2026
Pompeii is a UNESCO world heritage site not because it was remarkable in its prime, but because it survived to our era untouched: one moment, preserved for all time. But future generations won't know what OUR world was like unless we do the same. This is why we MUST bury Toronto with a volcano
Picture of the streets of Pompeii, from https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Pompei_-_panoramio_(26).jpg. Taken by Tanya Dedyukhina, used under CC
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Gary Haireola @em7add11.boner.solutions · 23/09/2026
Google Photos is the messiest bitch alive
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Gary Haireola @em7add11.boner.solutions · 21/09/2026
That's how you go blind
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Gary Haireola @em7add11.boner.solutions · 21/09/2026
I really need to break my habit of turning every hobby into a collector's treasure hunt but it was also extremely satisfying to have finally located a copy of this book
Basta Now: Women, Trans & Non-Binary in Experimental Music
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Gary Haireola @em7add11.boner.solutions · 21/09/2026
Ok it's fine, go Chiefs
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Gary Haireola @em7add11.boner.solutions · 21/09/2026
Lol here comes the NFL officiating crew to ruin another amazing play
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Gary Haireola @em7add11.boner.solutions · 21/09/2026
Ok for real what am I in for with this book? asterismbooks.com/product/doom...
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Doom is the House Without a Door | Asterism Books
As with all of Berry's work, DOOM is a ritual in text and visuals. Logan is a playwright and performer and there is a sense in all of his books that the book is a performance by the reader as much as ...
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Gary Haireola @em7add11.boner.solutions · 20/09/2026
Dig up that CEO and shoot him again www.yahoo.com/news/us/arti...
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Lawsuit Says UnitedHealth Used AI With a 90% Error Rate to Deny Care
UnitedHealth faces a class-action suit alleging its nH Predict AI denied elderly Medicare care with a 90% error rate, costing families thousands.
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Gary Haireola @em7add11.boner.solutions · 18/09/2026
Anti abortion nuts were out leaving fliers in my neighborhood and I hope they felt truly miserable when I told them to eat shit and I was teaching my kids they should be in jail for killing women
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Gary Haireola @em7add11.boner.solutions · 18/09/2026
I thought this was that JAV Titles account for a second
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Nobody believes you that you dislike Piker for any reason other than he is correct about Israel, correct about US empire, and correct about the shitty geriatric democrats who do nothing. You are lying.
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Gary Haireola @em7add11.boner.solutions · 17/09/2026
AI Sex Cult is a great name for a disco punk band that gets a 6.5 on their debut from Pitchfork but it's not as great an idea to have one running the tech sector
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Gary Haireola @em7add11.boner.solutions · 17/09/2026
Having a physical body is so humiliating
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Gary Haireola @em7add11.boner.solutions · 17/09/2026
Watching some weird cartoon named Akira tonight
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Gary Haireola @em7add11.boner.solutions · 17/09/2026
The Blue Jays have the aura of a sub-.500 team whether they end up backing into a wild card spot or not
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Gary Haireola @em7add11.boner.solutions · 16/09/2026
Jessica Chastain you are one spooky bitch
spider mommy
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Gary Haireola @em7add11.boner.solutions · 16/09/2026
If you aren't trying to sneak bits from the birthday gangbang into business uses of a Sankey diagram you have no joie de vivre left
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Gary Haireola @em7add11.boner.solutions · 16/09/2026
Who wants to come teach me how to play Magic
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Gary Haireola @em7add11.boner.solutions · 15/09/2026
There are gonna be so many posts from people who always considered Sheeran a sniveling little weasel and finally have some hard data to back that up
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Gary Haireola @em7add11.boner.solutions · 15/09/2026
The Gulf of Cleveland is just a euphemism for swamp ass
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Gary Haireola @em7add11.boner.solutions · 15/09/2026
Robert Kraft is a great reminder of how shitheads with money launder their extreme political views through philanthropy
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Dead Neanderthals @deadneanderthals.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Our new album will be out next month. Listen to two tracks right here: deadneanderthals.bandcamp.com/album/flesh-... FFO: The Body & Primitive Man
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Flesh is Fragile, by Dead Neanderthals
6 track album
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Gary Haireola @em7add11.boner.solutions · 14/09/2026
Always important to remember that what conservatives hate about "cancel culture" has nothing to do with any principled commitment to the first amendment. They hate the idea the ability to punish speech they didn't like became democratized.
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Gary Haireola @em7add11.boner.solutions · 14/09/2026
The man asked a staffer to google "Music" and made a playlist from the examples Gemini gave
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Gary Haireola @em7add11.boner.solutions · 14/09/2026
What band has the worst ratio of "cool name" to "boring music"?
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Gary Haireola @em7add11.boner.solutions · 12/09/2026
Remembering Plenty of Fish is funny cause what do you mean you used to arrange hookups via email
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Gary Haireola @em7add11.boner.solutions · 10/09/2026
Kind of concerning how well the algo figured out I'd be into two scottish kids making dance punk www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmCt...
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Cowboy Hunters | Treacle Live Session
YouTube video by Treacle
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Gary Haireola @em7add11.boner.solutions · 09/09/2026
Calling that a Michigan "win" is a pretty generous read of Big Ten refs blatantly putting their thumb on the scale here. www.espn.com/college-foot...
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NCAA establishes 'standard timing protocol' in wake of Michigan win
The NCAA is establishing a new standard timing protocol in the wake of the controversial decision to award Michigan an extra second despite the broadcast clock showing zeroes.
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Gary Haireola @em7add11.boner.solutions · 09/09/2026
Saw Grouper tonight and she's amazing
Grouper live
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Gary Haireola @em7add11.boner.solutions · 04/09/2026
Canada hasn't gotten to me yet
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Gary Haireola @em7add11.boner.solutions · 04/09/2026
This girl is an absolute fuckup and I gotta say it makes for a pretty enjoyable spooky story so far
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Gary Haireola @em7add11.boner.solutions · 03/09/2026
Hell yeah Waterloo mentioned
A team of students led by Kavee Thurairajah at the University of Waterloo in Canada worked out that urinal splash is almost entirely eradicated if the stream strikes the urinal at less than 30 degrees. They went on to design a urinal whose shape ensures minimal splash regardless of the user's aim. "I am very proud," said Dr Zhao Pan, who runs the lab.
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Gary Haireola @em7add11.boner.solutions · 02/09/2026
To truly experience football as Paterno did it will have a whole wing dedicated to Sandusky's child abuse and alumni can ignore it every time they visit. www.espn.com/college-foot...
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Penn State to open 'Paterno Family Football Experience'
Penn State is opening the Paterno Family Football Experience Room in the All-Sports Museum inside Beaver Stadium on Thursday that will celebrate the Nittany Lions' football history, the school said.
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Gary Haireola @em7add11.boner.solutions · 02/09/2026
You don't have to hand it to people who have to be ratfucked by another opportunist to begrudgingly acknowledge human rights violations
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