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Gary Haireola

@em7add11.boner.solutions
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professional pcap reader, amateur synth torturer

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Gary Haireola @em7add11.boner.solutions · 15h
Hm, I wonder who the surprise visitor could be
The Shadows launch a major offensive. Franklin finds a spiritual resolution. Sheridan receives a surprise visitor (MELISSA GILBERT).
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Gary Haireola @em7add11.boner.solutions · 17h
Had a really stupid idea for a playlist thanks to the new Deafheaven EP
A Prince
Two Princes
Three Princes
Four Princes
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Gary Haireola @em7add11.boner.solutions · 07/10/2026
You can really just say anything as a sports pundit
The Dodgers won't win another game this postseason -- or a series next October

Walt Weiss' master strategy of holding back Chris Sale will pay off in Game 3 and then the weight of the world will be on the Dodgers for Game 4. It'll end there. Then, they'll start to show their age while the lockout next season prevents them from managing their oft-injured pitchers properly this winter or in a normal spring training. Adding insult to injury, River Ryan and Zyhir Hope star for the Tigers as the Dodgers' dynasty comes to an abrupt halt. You asked for bold ... right? -- Jesse Rogers
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Gary Haireola @em7add11.boner.solutions · 01/10/2026
Macs are great, why wouldn't I want to type my admin password in 14 times in a row because caching sudo for 5 seconds is insecure?
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Gary Haireola @em7add11.boner.solutions · 29/09/2026
It's insane to think there's only one website that has the good sense to have a button for this and it's LinkedIn of all places.
Seems like AI slop
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Gary Haireola @em7add11.boner.solutions · 29/09/2026
I shouldn't need to be a too-online pervert just to do a damn crossword puzzle.
23 ACROSS • Outgoing half of the "Wenclair" femslash ship
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Gary Haireola @em7add11.boner.solutions · 28/09/2026
Randomly bumped into a mini comic festival this weekend and got to meet genuinely cool dude @mattbors.bsky.social
Toxic Avenger Team-Up, co-starring Jesus Christ A doodle of Toxie showing his support of Jesus
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Gary Haireola @em7add11.boner.solutions · 21/09/2026
I really need to break my habit of turning every hobby into a collector's treasure hunt but it was also extremely satisfying to have finally located a copy of this book
Basta Now: Women, Trans & Non-Binary in Experimental Music
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Gary Haireola @em7add11.boner.solutions · 16/09/2026
Jessica Chastain you are one spooky bitch
spider mommy
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Gary Haireola @em7add11.boner.solutions · 09/09/2026
Saw Grouper tonight and she's amazing
Grouper live
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Gary Haireola @em7add11.boner.solutions · 04/09/2026
Canada hasn't gotten to me yet
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Gary Haireola @em7add11.boner.solutions · 03/09/2026
Hell yeah Waterloo mentioned
A team of students led by Kavee Thurairajah at the University of Waterloo in Canada worked out that urinal splash is almost entirely eradicated if the stream strikes the urinal at less than 30 degrees. They went on to design a urinal whose shape ensures minimal splash regardless of the user's aim. "I am very proud," said Dr Zhao Pan, who runs the lab.
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Gary Haireola @em7add11.boner.solutions · 01/09/2026
I feel like I'm having a stroke trying to parse this Stereogum article title
At What Comes After The Blues, Secretly Group Celebrates Its Three-Decade Journey To The Forefront Of Indie Music
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Gary Haireola @em7add11.boner.solutions · 30/08/2026
Randomly thinking of some exes today
World's Most Evil Women
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Gary Haireola @em7add11.boner.solutions · 22/08/2026
I think that it's Yotzeret Sheydim live in Philly?
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Gary Haireola @em7add11.boner.solutions · 22/08/2026
I wonder what this says
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Gary Haireola @em7add11.boner.solutions · 19/08/2026
Drop a WESTERN VILLAIN
What is that red stuff all over the floor there?
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Gary Haireola @em7add11.boner.solutions · 17/08/2026
@defector.com Getting this banner across the top of all your site pages
Logged in to WordPress as kelsey
Dark theme flag enabled
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Gary Haireola @em7add11.boner.solutions · 14/08/2026
Whatever your thoughts on Phoebe Bridgers are, you gotta admit she is a mad scientist for putting this together
Justin K Broadrick /Jesu – electric guitar (5)
Mike Kinsella – electric guitar (5)
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Gary Haireola @em7add11.boner.solutions · 12/08/2026
Zoom webinars are cowardly for only having these emojis as reaction options
clap, thumbs up, heart, cry laugh, astonished, party cornucopia
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Gary Haireola @em7add11.boner.solutions · 08/08/2026
I like this photo I took in Monterrey
Colorful houses along a hill in Monterrey, Mexico
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Gary Haireola @em7add11.boner.solutions · 04/08/2026
Absolutely fucking not
Nanny state snooping
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Gary Haireola @em7add11.boner.solutions · 29/07/2026
I don't remember why I even bought this frame but I do know it was important that I spent several hours looking thru all my old cards to find my favorite players when I was 9
A trading card display frame full of Some Guys™
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Gary Haireola @em7add11.boner.solutions · 29/07/2026
British television may just be better than here in Canada
Kawaii
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Gary Haireola @em7add11.boner.solutions · 28/07/2026
Drukqs*
three emails advertising a druqks reissue
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Gary Haireola @em7add11.boner.solutions · 17/07/2026
Guess that song
a waveform from the plex music player showing that the track is 23 minutes into a 42 minute song
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Gary Haireola @em7add11.boner.solutions · 09/07/2026
Just had to hand this over to my mechanic and this keychain was easily the best money I've ever spent
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Gary Haireola @em7add11.boner.solutions · 08/07/2026
I think probably I'll just turn the game off
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Gary Haireola @em7add11.boner.solutions · 07/07/2026
Going up 2-0 on the defending champs is huge but when you look at the momentum timeline it didn't seem like they were gonna hold Argentina off forever
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Gary Haireola @em7add11.boner.solutions · 07/07/2026
Movie night tonight?
Blazing Fists
Messiah of Evil
Lady Snowblood
Tomie
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Gary Haireola @em7add11.boner.solutions · 07/07/2026
I read this and thought there's no way this is real and uh, I stand corrected lol
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Gary Haireola @em7add11.boner.solutions · 06/07/2026
I put a meeting on hold to score this
Noise Mystery Box from Black Ring Rituals
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Gary Haireola @em7add11.boner.solutions · 03/07/2026
Seems like maybe Homebrew could cache this permission elevation for like 5 seconds versus asking me to type the same password 11 times in a row.
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Gary Haireola @em7add11.boner.solutions · 03/07/2026
They're selling dollars for 50 cents here, people.
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Gary Haireola @em7add11.boner.solutions · 30/06/2026
Two years today, miss you Tiff.
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Gary Haireola @em7add11.boner.solutions · 30/06/2026
Doing some mentoring at work this morning
East US is for basic bitches anyway, real heads know Canada Central is where it's at
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Gary Haireola @em7add11.boner.solutions · 29/06/2026
I looked up what the motivation was for having the offsides rule in soccer in the first place and lmao they codified being red-assed losers about conceding goals
The motivations for offside rules varied at different times, and were not always clearly stated when the rules were changed.

According to the anonymous author of a November 1863 newspaper article in the Sporting Gazette, "For a player to place himself nearer his opponent's goal than the ball, and to wait for it to be kicked to him, is not anywhere recognised but as being decidedly unfair". Curry and Dunning suggest that offside play was considered "highly ungentlemanly" at some schools; this attitude may have been reflected in the use of terminology such as "sneaking" at Eton and "loiter[ing]" at Cambridge.

In general, offside rules intend to prevent players from "goal-hanging"–staying near the opponent's goal and waiting for the ball to be passed to them directly. This was considered to be unsportsmanlike and made the game boring. In contrast, the offside rules force players not to get ahead of the ball, and thus favour dribbling the ball and short passes over few long passes.
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Gary Haireola @em7add11.boner.solutions · 29/06/2026
This is a bit of a niche gripe I have with slack today. The app has started fucking with URL display but espn.com and www.espn.com are not the same hostname.
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Gary Haireola @em7add11.boner.solutions · 22/06/2026
If your goal-based tiebreakers are all even, the team that bribed the Coca-Cola marketing director most effectively gets to advance.
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Gary Haireola @em7add11.boner.solutions · 16/06/2026
Had an insane Wordle solve (marked for spoilers)
STOKE
GLAZE
AMAZE
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Gary Haireola @em7add11.boner.solutions · 15/06/2026
What an unusual notice to put on a product page
"Customers usually keep this item"
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Gary Haireola @em7add11.boner.solutions · 11/06/2026
Bsky has exactly one recommendation when I go to start a new chat and it's a pretty good guess all things considered
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Gary Haireola @em7add11.boner.solutions · 11/06/2026
Hilarious to have a lopsided advantage in this metric and still lose
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Gary Haireola @em7add11.boner.solutions · 05/06/2026
This man did not enjoy the product
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Gary Haireola @em7add11.boner.solutions · 02/06/2026
I'm being bullied at work into using AI for "productivity gains". While Claude was doing nothing like you see here, I managed to move my entire cloud lab setup (AWS/Azure/GCP) into Terraform.
"Taking longer than usual. Trying again shortly (attempt 9)"
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Gary Haireola @em7add11.boner.solutions · 27/05/2026
All great suggestions @ticketmaster.com, definitely the places I had in mind when searching for one of the largest cities in North America.
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Gary Haireola @em7add11.boner.solutions · 26/05/2026
Keeping up to date on entertainment news
Robert Fripp Still Unsure Why Hospital Shaved His Balls After Heart Attack
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Gary Haireola @em7add11.boner.solutions · 21/05/2026
Drake and Musk occupy the same territory of "rich but such unbelievable loser energy no matter what they do"
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Gary Haireola @em7add11.boner.solutions · 20/05/2026
Canada is not a serious country
Frost advisory tonight
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Gary Haireola @em7add11.boner.solutions · 16/05/2026
Plex is now trying to charge me to watch locally downloaded videos on my own network
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