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only here to be vague and post bad i am a monument to all your grins (he/him)

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elysium shade @elysiumshade.bsky.social · 58m
really it was my fault for trying to sleep at night. carry on running laps around the dropping anvils factory upstairs
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Scarsion 😱 @sarsion.net · 12h
i’ll never forget microsoft’s infamous quote of “halo 3: odst and halo reach were missteps. halo is about the master chief”. there’s not a single game that’s about master chief. they’re about a series of errant road trips with your snarky-but-smarter-than-you wife.
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elysium shade @elysiumshade.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Clint Eastwood
Alt: Clint Eastwood being disgusted (gran turismo)
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elysium shade @elysiumshade.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
imagine being the kind of person who both still owns a car with a ridiculous sound system in it and drives it through neighborhoods at full blast early in the morning
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elysium shade @elysiumshade.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice
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ae @aelkus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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elysium shade @elysiumshade.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I’m trying to limit my negativity about The Apps, but my god I would love to actually meet someone again. Just getting a bit too much reinforcement from the swiping void that I’m an unlikable weirdo lately. I need a hardcore profile audit.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 03/10/2026
this for RFK Jr. is mission accomplished
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elysium shade @elysiumshade.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
everything in Control Resonant has entirely too much health. the combat is kinda…not fun, and the mystery/thriller/horror elements that made the original Control great are mostly gone too. traversal feels awkward, and there’s so much empty space on the map that the metroidvania elements are awkward
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elysium shade @elysiumshade.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
this is the least surprising scandal I’ve ever heard
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elysium shade @elysiumshade.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
oh to be king of a tiny castle
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elysium shade @elysiumshade.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
you can’t kill Bones, man. Bones isn’t even real!
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elysium shade @elysiumshade.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
it seems like we should stop feeding aircraft carriers to the Middle East
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elysium shade @elysiumshade.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
so it was just two injections then, not really that lethal. cool country we have here, great stuff all around
nashvillebanner.com
Christa Pike survives botched lethal injection attempt - Nashville Banner
Tennessee attempted to execute Christa Pike for a 1995 murder, but the lethal injection failed. Pike survives and was moved to a medical facility.
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elysium shade @elysiumshade.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
He’s gonna fall the fuck over at some point and I genuinely can’t wait
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elysium shade @elysiumshade.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
why even have a Supreme Court if they’re just going to rubber stamp crimes against humanity?
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elysium shade @elysiumshade.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’m sorry—what exactly creates the status of “wealthy” again? This is pure cowardice.
Liberal currents newsletter

“Tax the Wealthy, Not Wealth”
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elysium shade @elysiumshade.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
however much you hate meta, it’s not enough. staggering
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James O’Loughlin @jamesoloughlin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Daniel Jenna Grouse @grouse.ing · 27/09/2026
4.5 years ago I went through severe autistic burn out. No diagnosis up until that point, I just broke down and stopped being able to function at 30. I was a teacher up until that point. Now I can't handle going to the supermarket alone. Knowing what accommodations you need and demanding them matters
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elysium shade @elysiumshade.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
there simply must be more Deus Ex games made
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elysium shade @elysiumshade.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
god I hate meta
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elysium shade @elysiumshade.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
…Remedy must have created Alan Wake 2 to practice their psychedelic city level design for Control Resonant
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elysium shade @elysiumshade.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
ship the libertarians to Argentina and drop a nuke on their stupid compound
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elysium shade @elysiumshade.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
every time I’ve interviewed someone to potentially hire them, I’ve offered them a bottle of water because I’m not an inscrutable sociopath
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elysium shade @elysiumshade.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
that cannot be the lesson learned from all this
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elysium shade @elysiumshade.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
forgot that as soon as the heat drops the hurricanes start
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elysium shade @elysiumshade.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
“Don’t you worry about the truck none. Company’s got insurance.” that’s right
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elysium shade @elysiumshade.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
dunno what it says about me that I play Deus Ex: Mankind Divided when I’m at my most depressed and eager to find an alternate universe to live in
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elysium shade @elysiumshade.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Devil May Cry anime is pretty fun…but boy did they miss the mark on reviving numetal’s most average hits for the soundtrack
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Sharon 🪳🌹 @sharonk.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
can already imagine the political media of 2028 discussing how partisan it is to demolish both the arch and ballroom
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Captain Revo @captainrevo.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Canary Worf.
A picture of Worf from TNG with a canary’s head. There’s a space background.
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John @johnlk.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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elysium shade @elysiumshade.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
“Case is closed, we’re burning everything!”
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🇬🇾🗽Sydette The Dreaded Gorgon🗽🇬🇾 @blackamazon.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I wish someone had told me I wasn’t “fighting between my right brain and my left brain” But I was a hyperlexic neurodivergent with wildly disparate interests and more than a touch of the tism and anxiety
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elysium shade @elysiumshade.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
that explains why I’m having such a fun and rewarding time at $30k a year
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elysium shade @elysiumshade.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
the highest levels of the United states’ political leadership are, at the best of times, indistinguishable from a mafia, and it’s crazy Trump ran on and was elected for a platform that promised exactly this type of protection racket; a vulgar fascism
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elysium shade @elysiumshade.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
everything being 25% more expensive to move thanks to record-setting diesel prices won’t be problematic, I’m sure
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deus_ex.txt @deus-ex-txt.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
A strange hour to be visiting the laboratories.
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elysium shade @elysiumshade.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I’m probably behind the curve here, but it seems important to note that Republicans’ adoption of IVF treatments seems focused on ensuring that the “right” people are able to have children, and the “wrong” people are left to fend for themselves, which is an inherently eugenicist belief.
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Mikhail Gorbaechev @mikhailgorbaechev.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Sorry, generative AI image production is killing important sectors of the economy and otherwise primarily used to generate CSAM and nonconsensual pornography. The people who made it and profit from it should be extirpated.
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elysium shade @elysiumshade.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
a robot can work but it cannot labor
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elysium shade @elysiumshade.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
you ever look up when McDonald’s starts serving breakfast? you don’t have to lie to me, we’re all struggling out here
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elysium shade @elysiumshade.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
living in apartments is actual hell
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 11/09/2026
I think Hunter S. Thompson's column in the immediate aftermath pretty much nailed it www.espn.com/espn/page2/s...
The towers are gone now, reduced to bloody rubble, along with all hopes for Peace in Our Time, in the United States or any other country. Make no mistake about it: We are At War now -- with somebody -- and we will stay At War with that mysterious Enemy for the rest of our lives.

It will be a Religious War, a sort of Christian Jihad, fueled by religious hatred and led by merciless fanatics on both sides. It will be guerilla warfare on a global scale, with no front lines and no identifiable enemy. Osama bin Laden may be a primitive "figurehead" -- or even dead, for all we know -- but whoever put those All-American jet planes loaded with All-American fuel into the Twin Towers and the Pentagon did it with chilling precision and accuracy. The second one was a dead-on bullseye. Straight into the middle of the skyscraper.This is going to be a very expensive war, and Victory is not guaranteed -- for anyone, and certainly not for anyone as baffled as George W. Bush. All he knows is that his father started the war a long time ago, and that he, the goofy child-President, has been chosen by Fate and the global Oil industry to finish it Now. He will declare a National Security Emergency and clamp down Hard on Everybody, no matter where they live or why. If the guilty won't hold up their hands and confess, he and the Generals will ferret them out by force.

Good luck. He is in for a profoundly difficult job -- armed as he is with no credible Military Intelligence, no witnesses and only the ghost of Bin Laden to blame for the tragedy.
OK. It is 24 hours later now, and we are not getting much information about the Five Ws of this thing.

The numbers out of the Pentagon are baffling, as if Military Censorship has already been imposed on the media. It is ominous. The only news on TV comes from weeping victims and ignorant speculators.

The lid is on. Loose Lips Sink Ships. Don't say anything that might give aid to The Enemy.
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elysium shade @elysiumshade.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
wait you all are connecting with your fellow human beings??
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elysium shade @elysiumshade.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I was already embarrassed enough by being a Breaking Benjamin fan in the first place
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elysium shade @elysiumshade.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
the fight choreography and animation in the original Castlevania is incredible. they also do a better job with an elementalist like Sypha than most universes with the physicality of the elements controlled.
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elysium shade @elysiumshade.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Give me Airphone 2 and keep your bullshit, seven pound phones full of unneeded cameras and monthly payments
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elysium shade @elysiumshade.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I’m halfway through Garouden: Way of the Wolf and my guy Fujimaki has broken like three arms already, no wonder the cops are after him
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