elysium shade @elysiumshade.bsky.social · 58mreally it was my fault for trying to sleep at night. carry on running laps around the dropping anvils factory upstairs 100
Reposted by elysium shadeScarsion 😱 @sarsion.net · 12hi’ll never forget microsoft’s infamous quote of “halo 3: odst and halo reach were missteps. halo is about the master chief”. there’s not a single game that’s about master chief. they’re about a series of errant road trips with your snarky-but-smarter-than-you wife. 2236
elysium shade @elysiumshade.bsky.social · 04/10/2026static.klipy.comClint EastwoodAlt: Clint Eastwood being disgusted (gran turismo) 010
elysium shade @elysiumshade.bsky.social · 04/10/2026imagine being the kind of person who both still owns a car with a ridiculous sound system in it and drives it through neighborhoods at full blast early in the morning 100
elysium shade @elysiumshade.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I’m trying to limit my negativity about The Apps, but my god I would love to actually meet someone again. Just getting a bit too much reinforcement from the swiping void that I’m an unlikable weirdo lately. I need a hardcore profile audit. 100
Reposted by elysium shadejamelle @jamellebouie.net · 03/10/2026this for RFK Jr. is mission accomplished 8045461081
elysium shade @elysiumshade.bsky.social · 03/10/2026everything in Control Resonant has entirely too much health. the combat is kinda…not fun, and the mystery/thriller/horror elements that made the original Control great are mostly gone too. traversal feels awkward, and there’s so much empty space on the map that the metroidvania elements are awkward 111
elysium shade @elysiumshade.bsky.social · 03/10/2026this is the least surprising scandal I’ve ever heard 131
elysium shade @elysiumshade.bsky.social · 03/10/2026you can’t kill Bones, man. Bones isn’t even real! 000
elysium shade @elysiumshade.bsky.social · 02/10/2026it seems like we should stop feeding aircraft carriers to the Middle East 000
elysium shade @elysiumshade.bsky.social · 01/10/2026so it was just two injections then, not really that lethal. cool country we have here, great stuff all aroundnashvillebanner.comChrista Pike survives botched lethal injection attempt - Nashville BannerTennessee attempted to execute Christa Pike for a 1995 murder, but the lethal injection failed. Pike survives and was moved to a medical facility. 001
elysium shade @elysiumshade.bsky.social · 30/09/2026He’s gonna fall the fuck over at some point and I genuinely can’t wait 000
elysium shade @elysiumshade.bsky.social · 29/09/2026why even have a Supreme Court if they’re just going to rubber stamp crimes against humanity? 001
elysium shade @elysiumshade.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I’m sorry—what exactly creates the status of “wealthy” again? This is pure cowardice. 210
elysium shade @elysiumshade.bsky.social · 28/09/2026however much you hate meta, it’s not enough. staggering 010
Reposted by elysium shadeDaniel Jenna Grouse @grouse.ing · 27/09/20264.5 years ago I went through severe autistic burn out. No diagnosis up until that point, I just broke down and stopped being able to function at 30. I was a teacher up until that point. Now I can't handle going to the supermarket alone. Knowing what accommodations you need and demanding them matters 1428
elysium shade @elysiumshade.bsky.social · 26/09/2026…Remedy must have created Alan Wake 2 to practice their psychedelic city level design for Control Resonant 110
elysium shade @elysiumshade.bsky.social · 26/09/2026ship the libertarians to Argentina and drop a nuke on their stupid compound 100
elysium shade @elysiumshade.bsky.social · 25/09/2026every time I’ve interviewed someone to potentially hire them, I’ve offered them a bottle of water because I’m not an inscrutable sociopath 020
elysium shade @elysiumshade.bsky.social · 23/09/2026that cannot be the lesson learned from all this 100
elysium shade @elysiumshade.bsky.social · 23/09/2026forgot that as soon as the heat drops the hurricanes start 000
elysium shade @elysiumshade.bsky.social · 23/09/2026“Don’t you worry about the truck none. Company’s got insurance.” that’s right 100
elysium shade @elysiumshade.bsky.social · 21/09/2026dunno what it says about me that I play Deus Ex: Mankind Divided when I’m at my most depressed and eager to find an alternate universe to live in 000
elysium shade @elysiumshade.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Devil May Cry anime is pretty fun…but boy did they miss the mark on reviving numetal’s most average hits for the soundtrack 100
Reposted by elysium shadeSharon 🪳🌹 @sharonk.bsky.social · 20/09/2026can already imagine the political media of 2028 discussing how partisan it is to demolish both the arch and ballroom 1955286
Reposted by elysium shade🇬🇾🗽Sydette The Dreaded Gorgon🗽🇬🇾 @blackamazon.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I wish someone had told me I wasn’t “fighting between my right brain and my left brain” But I was a hyperlexic neurodivergent with wildly disparate interests and more than a touch of the tism and anxiety 0191
elysium shade @elysiumshade.bsky.social · 17/09/2026that explains why I’m having such a fun and rewarding time at $30k a year 000
elysium shade @elysiumshade.bsky.social · 17/09/2026the highest levels of the United states’ political leadership are, at the best of times, indistinguishable from a mafia, and it’s crazy Trump ran on and was elected for a platform that promised exactly this type of protection racket; a vulgar fascism 010
elysium shade @elysiumshade.bsky.social · 16/09/2026everything being 25% more expensive to move thanks to record-setting diesel prices won’t be problematic, I’m sure 000
Reposted by elysium shadedeus_ex.txt @deus-ex-txt.bsky.social · 15/09/2026A strange hour to be visiting the laboratories. 052
elysium shade @elysiumshade.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I’m probably behind the curve here, but it seems important to note that Republicans’ adoption of IVF treatments seems focused on ensuring that the “right” people are able to have children, and the “wrong” people are left to fend for themselves, which is an inherently eugenicist belief. 100
Reposted by elysium shadeMikhail Gorbaechev @mikhailgorbaechev.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Sorry, generative AI image production is killing important sectors of the economy and otherwise primarily used to generate CSAM and nonconsensual pornography. The people who made it and profit from it should be extirpated. 17614
elysium shade @elysiumshade.bsky.social · 13/09/2026you ever look up when McDonald’s starts serving breakfast? you don’t have to lie to me, we’re all struggling out here 100
Reposted by elysium shadeIan Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 11/09/2026I think Hunter S. Thompson's column in the immediate aftermath pretty much nailed it www.espn.com/espn/page2/s... 261803365
elysium shade @elysiumshade.bsky.social · 11/09/2026wait you all are connecting with your fellow human beings?? 100
elysium shade @elysiumshade.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I was already embarrassed enough by being a Breaking Benjamin fan in the first place 010
elysium shade @elysiumshade.bsky.social · 09/09/2026the fight choreography and animation in the original Castlevania is incredible. they also do a better job with an elementalist like Sypha than most universes with the physicality of the elements controlled. 000
elysium shade @elysiumshade.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Give me Airphone 2 and keep your bullshit, seven pound phones full of unneeded cameras and monthly payments 100
elysium shade @elysiumshade.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I’m halfway through Garouden: Way of the Wolf and my guy Fujimaki has broken like three arms already, no wonder the cops are after him 001