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Attic Wife

@elyhynes.bsky.social
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She/Her Just living on an island in the middle of the Atlantic making typos and being boring

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👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 05/10/2026
oh my god, Jay just told me about a paranormal show where in addition to the mediums and stuff they also get a home inspector in and I cannot WAIT I am preemptively dying laughing this will be glorious
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
YouTube short: *3-minute video about properly installing a modern residential roof with underlayment, properly-offset shingles, layered flashing, the right caulk and sealant, drip edges, and kickouts, just so much information I'll never need* Me:
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Lenny Leonard Thinking in The Simpsons
ALT: Lenny Leonard Thinking in The Simpsons
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Man who won’t give his employees piss breaks claims many piss breaks on the horizon
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Bill Mudron @mudron.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Attic Wife @elyhynes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Got a shot up my ass and an anti inflammatory up my vains nurse wants to give me opiates which i declined she was lovely and said there’s alternatives i don’t have to take them if I’m not comfortable
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Attic Wife @elyhynes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Doctor says it most likely sciatic pain as suspected
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Attic Wife @elyhynes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
2 hours waiting and then consultation and x-rays are like 10 mins
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Ellsworth Green @greenellsworth.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Attic Wife @elyhynes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
sciatica pain was not on my Bingo card for today
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Attic Wife @elyhynes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Good grief i don’t even know what to say i hope recovery is easy
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Cute Mocha and Milk Bears Cuddle
ALT: Cute Mocha and Milk Bears Cuddle
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I Love Animals @petsanimals.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Attic Wife @elyhynes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It´s at almost Covid levels not suprising and yall had a world cup
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Attic Wife @elyhynes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Every action, mostly unhealthy ones are so understandable for this character such a clear and distinct voice she has
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Attic Wife @elyhynes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Finished yesterday what an amazingly written character study www.goodreads.com/book/show/58...
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One's Company
One of the New Yorker 's Best Books of 2022 So Far and …
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Attic Wife @elyhynes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It’s so filled with texture i love it so much
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Attic Wife @elyhynes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
And it evolved into something beautiful with a lot of hard work
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Attic Wife @elyhynes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Finally finished my first poper embroidery project and I’m so proud of it i started with a stupid AI pattern that sucked
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Brooke Harrington @ebharrington.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
One of the things to come from GamerGate was the gamification of torturing real, live women...hounding them out of their homes, making them look over their shoulders for years. It was treated as a joke, nbd, the work of a few bad apples--as all terrorism against women is--& that failure leads here.
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm categorized as an AI subscriber, because I'm subscribed to the 3 TB tier of Google Drive and and they literally just changed the name of the plan to "Google AI Plus." Those "AI subscriber" numbers are 100 percent juiced and phony, and you're a sucker if you believe otherwise.
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Sleestak @sleestak.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
and behold a pale horse. and the name that sat on him was death. and hell followed with him
cat on a statue
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Attic Wife @elyhynes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Every headline about American politics could be just Breaking News: Poop
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Attic Wife @elyhynes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It’s such a joke you can’t even satire this shitshow anymore
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Attic Wife @elyhynes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is bananas and there’s no authority that steps in at anytime complete clown show
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Attic Wife @elyhynes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The way Republicans will never admit a mistake and instead just casually submit wild conspiracy theories without a single repercussion is insane
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 29/09/2026
Klobuchar has Schmitt dead to rights: "The game in fact was in Maryland. For a senator to have false information & imply, based on confusion about name of a team, that you were in another city & somehow involved that day in what was happening in Georgia & call you a 'dirtbag' deserves an apology"
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 29/09/2026
holy shit -- turns out Jack Smith went to a Hawkeyes game in Maryland but Schmitt's team is so reckless they concocted a conspiracy theory that Smith was actually in Atlanta seeing a Hawks game and colluding with Fani Willis. Klobuchar points out to Schmitt, "you have your teams wrong."
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Attic Wife @elyhynes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Another book i read over the weekend and was a fun read www.goodreads.com/book/show/23...
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A Good Person
Gone Girl meets Big Swiss in this electric, binge-of-a-…
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Attic Wife @elyhynes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Are you better Brenda?
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Attic Wife @elyhynes.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
And www.goodreads.com/book/show/21...
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Sky Daddy
Subversive and unexpectedly heartwarming, Sky Daddy hij…
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Attic Wife @elyhynes.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I was bit under the weather yesterday and this morning but i finally read Kate Folk who’s been on my tbr for ages and what a wonderful writer she is so i finished two of her books www.goodreads.com/book/show/58...
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Out There
With a focus on the weird and eerie forces that lurk be…
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
some pilots are part of the furry community
An illustration of the Ralph Lauren Polo bear dressed up as a pilot and standing in front of a red airplane. The text says "Polo Aviator by Ralph Lauren."
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Attic Wife @elyhynes.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Thinking of using the "Briggs & Co.'s patent transferring papers"for some seasonal table runners
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Attic Wife @elyhynes.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Thinking about experimenting with some sashiko stiches on a mid season jacket i have with a few holes
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 24/09/2026
ATTENTION THE BEST THING ABOUT AUTUMN HAS FINALLY ARRIVED IT IS TIME FOR TINY DOGS IN TINY SWEATERS
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Yeah, we know. We been knew.
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🇬🇾🗽Sydette The Dreaded Gorgon🗽🇬🇾 @blackamazon.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
How is he more worried about folks being furries than folks being whole sale pedophiles?
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Chris Ingraham @cingraham.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Incredible Facebook slop ad I just got
Horse pin with an illustration of a horse and the following text:
"Give a man a horse he'll eat in a day, teach a man to horse. and make him drinks water."
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Brandy Zadrozny @brandyzadrozny.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Bonus for whoever wrote this chyron
Trump speaking at UN — MS NOW chyron reads: Trump touts being a peacemaker while asking if he should annihilate Iran
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Attic Wife @elyhynes.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The embroidery subreddit is so amazing one user is trying a dollar store kit another is trying lost stiches in traditional work and both are always met with the same amount of kindness incredibly welcoming to beginners and not gatekeepy at all
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Attic Wife @elyhynes.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Re-read as i’m diving in to spooky season thi i read horror all year round www.goodreads.com/book/show/53...
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The Dangers of Smoking in Bed
Following the "propulsive and mesmerizing" (New York Ti…
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Attic Wife @elyhynes.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I just can´t tolerate anything based on a true story, it just feels incredibly exploitive, one thing is to reference something another is to retell it in your own way feels to close to fanfiction about real people and i just can´t stand it
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Attic Wife @elyhynes.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
i can´t wrap my head around Enriquez doing a Elisa Lam storyline any use of real people and specially anything True crime related i hate it more and more each day it´s why i started "Orpheus Builds a Girl" and put it down after a few pages
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Attic Wife @elyhynes.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Finished thia on on Saturday and i had so many issues with it´s second story www.goodreads.com/book/show/20...
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A Sunny Place for Shady People
A diabolical collection of stories featuring achingly h…
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Except Nebula. Gosh, now that I think of it, isn't Nebula creator-owned, with tons of uncensored, ad-free content by everyone's favorite streamers? With everything from game shows to documentaries to Rifftrax to original films? :3c nebula.tv
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Nebula – Indie Streaming
Premium streaming from independent creators.
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It's like they WANT people to go "welp" and fire up Bittorrent again.
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Ryan Goodman @rgoodlaw.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
He is not wrong. "There are reasonable grounds to believe that the reported 68 attacks that killed 223 people constituted crimes against humanity of murder under customary international law" - United Nations Special Rapporteur on U.S. Killing “Narco-Terrorists” at Sea www.ohchr.org/sites/defaul...
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Attic Wife @elyhynes.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Two more to go as I organise my desk and craft corner
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Attic Wife @elyhynes.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Organisied all of my mums thread a few weeks ago and now I’m organising mine first box is ready
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Jen McGowan @iamjenmcg.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
People should be concerned if their favorite news source DIDN’T get kicked out of the White House
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