iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Elwood Hemingway @elwoodhemingway.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

My boy is getting into Star Wars and I am fucking here for it. She has been talking to my ear off nonstop two days about light sabers. I showed him the Darth Maul duel of the fates battle, the dual light saber blew his mind.

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Elwood Hemingway @elwoodhemingway.bsky.social · 23/09/2025

Well, I guess you’re trying to shake down Tylenol now.

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Elwood Hemingway @elwoodhemingway.bsky.social · 19/09/2025

I miss my boy when he’s in school.

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Elwood Hemingway @elwoodhemingway.bsky.social · 08/09/2025

For 10 years I had no trouble sleeping. Ten years of feeling rested. I haven’t had a good sleep in a month.

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Elwood Hemingway @elwoodhemingway.bsky.social · 07/09/2025

Not to brag or anything, but I can pop off 10 push-ups at anytime. Literally two months ago I struggled with 1.

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Elwood Hemingway @elwoodhemingway.bsky.social · 06/09/2025

Here I’m lamenting that my wife left me. My brother’s wife just passed away after a long illness. Puts things into perspective.

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Elwood Hemingway @elwoodhemingway.bsky.social · 05/09/2025

Fourth new meeting in eight days. This fucking separation isn’t going to break me. It’s trying. My disease is kicking at the door. But fuck that. I got eight years. Just keep going to meetings and do the next right thing.

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Elwood Hemingway @elwoodhemingway.bsky.social · 30/08/2025

This is crazy. I haven’t been under 190 in almost 15 years. This is just this month.

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Elwood Hemingway @elwoodhemingway.bsky.social · 27/08/2025

Oh noooooo… I think I just matched on a dating website with my couples councillor. (Counseling is for better communication as co-parents, we’re not trying to save the marriage at this point)

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Elwood Hemingway @elwoodhemingway.bsky.social · 26/08/2025

In my sad ass loser divorced dad Kirk Van Houten era. Can I borrow a feeling?

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Elwood Hemingway @elwoodhemingway.bsky.social · 24/08/2025

I wish I could drink. Eight years sober is nothing to scoff at. But damn if this isn’t rough.

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Elwood Hemingway @elwoodhemingway.bsky.social · 24/08/2025

First my wife leaves. Then the laptop I got just a few months before I met her decided to finally die. Yay.

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Elwood Hemingway @elwoodhemingway.bsky.social · 23/08/2025

Gonna start living my best life out of spite.

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Elwood Hemingway @elwoodhemingway.bsky.social · 23/08/2025

Hitting the gym because my wife left me. Yay physical health! Right after a therapy session. Yay mental health! The rest is kinda dog shit.

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Elwood Hemingway @elwoodhemingway.bsky.social · 20/08/2025

Ok. Hot Girl Summer is over. It’s now Fun Single Dad Fall.

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Elwood Hemingway @elwoodhemingway.bsky.social · 16/08/2025

My son’s cereal box design. It’s “Trident Healthy Princess Cereal”.

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Elwood Hemingway @elwoodhemingway.bsky.social · 16/08/2025

I cooked every day this week. No fast food, or redi-made meals. I’m no chef, but I’ve come a long way since I literally burned water about 10 years ago.

Chicken & rice with satued mushrooms and asparagus

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Brandon Friedman @brandonfriedman.bsky.social · 15/08/2025

They just unilaterally replaced DC's black woman police chief with a white MAGA man

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Elwood Hemingway @elwoodhemingway.bsky.social · 14/08/2025

Been listening to Steven Page’s solo stuff. Pretty good!

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Anonymous @youranonjd.bsky.social · 11/08/2025

People are showing up in D.C. !! Get to D.C. now! #3E #FreeDC #USprotests #DCprotests “Trump Must Go Now”

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Elwood Hemingway @elwoodhemingway.bsky.social · 11/08/2025

They know crime is down in DC. But he doesn’t want to see homeless people when he drives through the city. The cherry is, they can pull out the statistics in a few weeks and say “it’s working” and deploy to other cities. It’s a soft launched invasion of his own damn country.

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Elwood Hemingway @elwoodhemingway.bsky.social · 11/08/2025

So. After a lifetime of exclusively using second hand Walmart pots and pans, I bit the bullet and purchased cookware for like the very first time. I went fancy and got some Le Creuset pans. They’re the best damn pans I’ve ever used.

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Elwood Hemingway @elwoodhemingway.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

Holy shit. The last Trump flag was taken down in my neighborhood.

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Ed Cook hopes that he gets to eat a McRib in 2026 @edcooknj.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

Probably too far for me to travel, but for those interested in the Cooperstown, NY area, a 'Calvin and Hobbes' exhibit showcasing original artwork will take place at the Fenimore Art Museum from September 13-December 31, 2025 fenimoreartmuseum.org/future-exhib...

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Exploring Calvin and Hobbes - Fenimore Art Museum

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Peter Sterne @petersterne.com · 06/08/2025

Zohran Mamdani just released a statement about Cuomo working with Trump:

NEW YORK, NY – Today, the New York Times reported that Andrew Cuomo is coordinating with President Donald Trump ahead of the upcoming New York City mayoral election to help billionaires buy this race and steal it from the very New Yorkers on the frontlines against Trump's authoritarianism. Andrew Cuomo tried to hide this from the public because he knew how damaging it would be. In response, Zohran Mamdani released the following statement:

“Andrew Cuomo has spent his career governing for the powerful and prioritizing his own self-interests over those of the people he was sworn to serve. This is not just a shady backroom deal by a cynical politician, it is disqualifying. It is a betrayal.

Donald Trump is sending masked agents to rip our neighbors off the street, gutting the social services so many New Yorkers rely on, and threatening to deport me for having the audacity to stand up to him and his billionaire friends. The job of New York City Mayor is not to be jester for a wannabe king, it is to protect the people of this city.”

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Elwood Hemingway @elwoodhemingway.bsky.social · 06/08/2025

Punk Rock Demon Fucker-Uppers … is that anything? To avoid copyright infringement the demons are Nazis.

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Indivisible ❌👑 @indivisible.org · 02/08/2025

We can crack the pillars that prop up Trump’s authoritarian regime by refusing to cooperate or comply with requests, demands, or orders. Watch the training: youtube.com/live/yqhFZjH... Join the campaign to teach peaceful disruption tactics to one million Americans: www.mobilize.us/nokings/even...

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Elwood Hemingway @elwoodhemingway.bsky.social · 04/08/2025

It’s astonishing that our argument against deportations is “no, you can’t take our cheap labour! We aren’t done exploiting them!” There’s gotta be a way they’re treated like human beings, but also keeping prices down. People smarter than me should be working on fixing that.

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Elwood Hemingway @elwoodhemingway.bsky.social · 03/08/2025

Aw, man. What happened to Comic Book Resources? Total clickbait headline. HBO Max didn’t pull it because of the episode, Matt Stone and Trey Parker signed an exclusivity contract with Paramount+. It was leaving the platform regardless of the content. CBR: do better.

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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 03/08/2025

BILL BURR: “There’s nothing wrong with being a billionaire, but if someone’s working 40 hours/week and can’t make rent you’re not paying them enough… maybe you should just be worth $900 Million. How do you take an 8 figure bonus and none of your employees have dental insurance?”

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Unseen Japan @unseenjapan.com · 30/07/2025

IMMEDIATE WARNING: A tsunami warning for waves up to 3m is in effect for Hokkaido and Honshu, with advisories for other areas of Japan due to an earthquake near Russia. If you are near the coasts, PLEASE LEAVE and seek higher ground inland. buff.ly/3pfgxUc

Alerts on Japanese TV as of 10:29am. The red text in the upper right corner says "Flee the Tsunami!" and is printing "EVACUATE!" in English

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Leah McElrath @leahmcelrath.bsky.social · 30/07/2025

Tsunami start times for the US West Coast from the senior meteorologist at the Weather Channel:

The Weather Channel
Heather Zons
@HeatherZWeather
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West coast, this is when you need to be prepared #tsunami

Tsunami Start Times
• Seaside, OR 11:55 PM PT
• Monterey, CA 12:15 AM PT
• San Francisco 12:40 AM PT
• Los Angeles 1:05 AM PT
• Oceanside, CA 1:15 AM PT

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Elwood Hemingway @elwoodhemingway.bsky.social · 28/07/2025

When people re-design Darkseid with a lot of flourishes and detail I think they’re missing the point. Dude’s evil, just simply evil. Kirby was not known for subtly. Everything he did was over designed with all sorts of Kirby style. Darkseid was not. And that says everything.

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Elwood Hemingway @elwoodhemingway.bsky.social · 23/07/2025

Some jobs are easier than others. Others take a bit more time and skill. These Rings come with a giant adapter on the back you need to fit into a hole. The trim is concrete board with a 2x4 stack behind it, little margin for error. Luckily I’m a surgeon with an oscillating saw.

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Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1.bsky.social · 22/07/2025

Breaking from the Office of Pres. Obama: "Our office does not normally dignify the constant nonsense and misinformation flowing out of this White House with a response. But these claims are outrageous enough to merit one. These bizarre allegations are ridiculous and a weak attempt at distraction.

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Elwood Hemingway @elwoodhemingway.bsky.social · 21/07/2025

Anyone else getting non-stop mushroom coffee ads on the other apps? Like 90% mushroom coffee ads.

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Elwood Hemingway @elwoodhemingway.bsky.social · 19/07/2025

Anyone else have a spouse or significant other that when asked a simple question that should have a straight forward answer, instead will respond with a full ass monologue with backstory, lore, and footnotes but not actually answer the question?

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