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El Snacktator

@elsnacktator.bsky.social
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El Snacktator @elsnacktator.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula.
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El Snacktator @elsnacktator.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Why do I feel like there's another tropical storm nearby called Marco...
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AltYellostoneNatPar @altyellonatpark.org · 13/09/2026
Times are tight and donations are really off, this is going to be one skinny week. If you get a chance, check out the links provided and if you find merit in our work, please consider a small donation today. gofund.me/e15d82287
Moose calf looking back at the camera.
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El Snacktator @elsnacktator.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Now I'm not going to get anything done today until I find out more about snacking cows!
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El Snacktator @elsnacktator.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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El Snacktator @elsnacktator.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
It just dawned on me, Cher is 80!!!
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El Snacktator @elsnacktator.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
We need more Dollys in the world and fewer tech bros.
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El Snacktator @elsnacktator.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I open up Bluesky this afternoon and see it looks like someone made a mountain out of a molehill.
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El Snacktator @elsnacktator.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I spy...
A semi-camouflaged female cardinal sitting in a ninebark bush, head cocked to the side, staring intensely.
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DevinCow @devincow.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Let’s bring more love into the world! Let’s help this teacher help her students! #ClearTheList
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Brett "Solidarity 2026" Banditelli @banditelli.org · 20/06/2026
It's been a bad yet for... society... and.. the world... BUT, it's been a VERY GOOD YEAR for sleepy gosling footage by your favorite labor photographer. So. At least we have that? Yes, at least we have that :) 🐣 🪶
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El Snacktator @elsnacktator.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Smoky Chicago area. Also, a toasty 91...
air quality 597
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Gardeners refusing to let pots go
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El Snacktator @elsnacktator.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
I hate this shit and it feels like an uphill battle, but you can still do something. Give credit when sharing is one. Another? Buy a book!
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Vic Thorstenson @vthorstenson.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Man, nobody could build a shithouse like the WPA.
Large limestone lavatory building built by Works Progress Administration workers in 1938. Located at Minneopa State Park near Mankato, MN.
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ContempraInn 🌹 @contemprainn.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
A groundhog named Chunk has been stealing a Delaware farmer's crops for four years and eating them in front of a camera
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
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Anti Neoliberalism @antineoliberalism.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
#DataCenters You know what to do.
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El Snacktator @elsnacktator.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Name a TV show you're positive no one remembers but you.
Apple's Way with Ronny Cox and Vincent Van Patten.
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El Snacktator @elsnacktator.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
What if putting his name on things is what keeps him alive. Maybe they should remove a few more and see if he ages a little more rapidly...
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El Snacktator @elsnacktator.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
I feel like the Nvidia CEO might have been on Fireball XL5
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AltYellostoneNatPar @altyellonatpark.org · 27/04/2026
We're going to be roughing it this season. Money is super tight and any cheap long term lodging has gone AirBnB. Please do consider a small donation tonight.
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El Snacktator @elsnacktator.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
TMI warning- my father used a handkerchief. Occasionally you'd see dried remnants in it. Months after he'd died, I was blowing my dry, irritated nose. Of course I looked, I'm human. It reminded me of my father and I burst into tears.
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El Snacktator @elsnacktator.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Fear is like a giant fog. It sits on your brain and blocks everything - real feelings, true happiness, real joy. They can't get through that fog. But you lift it, and buddy, you're in for the ride of your life.
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El Snacktator @elsnacktator.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
It's giving Fyre Festival. Also, thinking Hershey bars and nylons might be a thing again.
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El Snacktator @elsnacktator.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
I hope DoorDash Grandma asked for universal healthcare as a tip.
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Maggie Smith @maggiesmithpoet.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
So pro-life means jailing women who miscarry but shrugging when the deranged president says “a whole civilization will die tonight.” Do I have that right?
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Nicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Millions of American voters wanted to be villains. They came to believe it’s the key to success, while goodness is weak, woke, loser stuff, done only to signal. Offered the option of unvarnished villainy, they enthusiastically took it. Seeing others suffer more made them feel big. And here we are.
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Malaclypse the Middle @malaclypse.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
DHS posting images of a refugee being crucified by agents of an evil empire is how you bugger the rotting corpse of irony.
DHS going full christian nationalist.
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El Snacktator @elsnacktator.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
I found a piece of paper on my bedside table where I had scrawled, Sky Marchini. I didn't know what that meant. Was it a cocktail? I looked it up. Apparently @sky.skymarchini.net is on Bluesky. I don't follow Sky Marchini, but maybe I should... Why on earth did I write that down?
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El Snacktator @elsnacktator.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Had a dream last night where I was wondering if rocks taken out of the earth get homesick or if they just feel like they moved to the big city...
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El Snacktator @elsnacktator.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
If I have to pay for their war, I'd like 2 million to fund my war with myself.
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El Snacktator @elsnacktator.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Trump was also a past president. Perhaps he was talking to himself.
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
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El Snacktator @elsnacktator.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
It's almost over, but happy Pi Day.
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Adam Parkhomenko @adamparkhomenko.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
who made this
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MicRoh @microh.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
The great thing about the scouts in the neighbourhood is that they’re fed a wildly varying diet of Chinese, Japanese, French, Italian, and Malaysian food, while drinking only the finest bubble tea.
A stand-up sign on grass outside a church, the gist of which is:

SCOUT MANURE
SALE


Other words:


GARDENERS:
40 Annual Scovt Soil and
Hanure Shie-
CARDINEDE
Ahul Soout Soil ar
Saturday April 11, 2026
38 per 20 L bag..
58 per 20 L bag
46th chown scouts.com /soil
GARDENERS
Sot and
CARENIRT
4 Annual Scout Soll and
38 per 20L beg
38 per 20L beg
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El Snacktator @elsnacktator.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
No cheating, your last saved pic of a celebrity is your therapist.
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El Snacktator @elsnacktator.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
"It was about simple pleasure."
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El Snacktator @elsnacktator.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Pick up the nearest book. Turn to page 42, post the second sentence. The understanding of whales as social creatures, akin to humans, governs the hunt.
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
“protesters” are not “clashing” with law enforcement. violent federal agents have waged war on minneapolis and regular people are telling them to get the fuck out. and last time i checked being in a group chat doesn’t mean you’re in a professional organization. it means you have friends.
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El Snacktator @elsnacktator.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
This is what political cartoonists are for. You get the analogy but don't lead people to think this actually happened.
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El Snacktator @elsnacktator.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Pretty sure today's words in Connections are from RFK Jr's love poetry.
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El Snacktator @elsnacktator.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
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El Snacktator @elsnacktator.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Mr. Piper- Driver's Ed. Wet leaves are as slick as ice.
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El Snacktator @elsnacktator.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
I didn't care for it either... Charlotte would not be writing Good Job or Humble for these people.
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El Snacktator @elsnacktator.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
The video that popped into my head while reading the Olivia Nuzzi article. I blame myself for reading the article. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xmdt...
youtube.com
Belinda Carlisle - Mad About You
YouTube video by BelindaCarlisleVEVO
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Saeed Jones @theferocity.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
I just donated to my local food bank. If you can, you should too. People are already suffering but next month, in particular, is going to be so difficult.
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El Snacktator @elsnacktator.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
I made the Trumpator about 7 years ago. I think he resembles it more now than then.
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