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El Snacktator

@elsnacktator.bsky.social
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El Snacktator @elsnacktator.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I can vouch for this. I used to have a house, a job...
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El Snacktator @elsnacktator.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I keep thinking it's a huge mistake to put the people who hate people, in charge of humanity.
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El Snacktator @elsnacktator.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
My favorite. I had one eat out of my hand once. I was never the same.
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El Snacktator @elsnacktator.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
So apparently this was a wet dream?
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El Snacktator @elsnacktator.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Forgot the alt text. It's Sharon Tate in The Fearless Vampire Killers.
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El Snacktator @elsnacktator.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
At first I was going to ask if bears prefer a ballpoint or fountain pen.
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El Snacktator @elsnacktator.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula.
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El Snacktator @elsnacktator.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It was too woke. Included too many leaf colors.
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El Snacktator @elsnacktator.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I didn't say he did. He was cheating on my sister. He was using Pinterest comments and posts to chat with the woman. This was in pre-private chat days.
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El Snacktator @elsnacktator.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
brother-in-law
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El Snacktator @elsnacktator.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I don't use Pinterest often, but was sleuthing for my sister when I discovered her husband had an account, then another account where he only followed one person. This person was obviously posting for a party of one...
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El Snacktator @elsnacktator.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I realized Pinterest has chat when my bil was using it for his affair.
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El Snacktator @elsnacktator.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Scammed
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El Snacktator @elsnacktator.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Slippery slope. I feel like before you know it, there will be an enormous ballroom in front of the portico and then a helipad.
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El Snacktator @elsnacktator.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I kept wondering if he would have listened to a human telling him the same thing. It's got to be horrible to be a human and hate them. Perhaps the people being put in charge of humanity should not be these people.
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El Snacktator @elsnacktator.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Why do I feel like there's another tropical storm nearby called Marco...
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El Snacktator @elsnacktator.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Ed shat himself at Hyrox but kept going. Only after the public spoke up did he apologize.
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El Snacktator @elsnacktator.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
How to Stuff a Wild Batkini
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AltYellostoneNatPar @altyellonatpark.org · 13/09/2026
Times are tight and donations are really off, this is going to be one skinny week. If you get a chance, check out the links provided and if you find merit in our work, please consider a small donation today. gofund.me/e15d82287
Moose calf looking back at the camera.
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El Snacktator @elsnacktator.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Now I'm not going to get anything done today until I find out more about snacking cows!
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El Snacktator @elsnacktator.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Saw it on an afternoon movie show when I was home sick. I was probably 12. Didn't fully understand it, but couldn't stop watching.
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El Snacktator @elsnacktator.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I vaguely remember that episode and had to search. I was caught off guard by the notation that it was the 20th episode of the 3rd season. 20th episode?!? And then I remembered there was a time when shows would have more than 8.
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El Snacktator @elsnacktator.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
It's a lovely song to marinate in.
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El Snacktator @elsnacktator.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
A musical maze. You enter, but where is the exit? It doesn't really matter.
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El Snacktator @elsnacktator.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Now that's happy.
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El Snacktator @elsnacktator.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Spill the wine
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El Snacktator @elsnacktator.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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El Snacktator @elsnacktator.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I had kept my children's baby teeth, then realized no one (even me) wanted them. I threw a bunch into the garbage and figured that would be the day they bungled the emptying of the can. I imagined the street in front of my place being littered with teeth and someone calling the police.
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El Snacktator @elsnacktator.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
It just dawned on me, Cher is 80!!!
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El Snacktator @elsnacktator.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
We need more Dollys in the world and fewer tech bros.
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El Snacktator @elsnacktator.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I always think of the pelican as being associated with Louisiana. The first time I saw them flying over IL and IA, I thought I was losing my mind.
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El Snacktator @elsnacktator.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Here's some more good pelican news! Pelicans in Ontario! Zoom in...
Approximately nine pelicans swimming on a lake surrounded by lovely pine trees and poofy white clouds.
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El Snacktator @elsnacktator.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I open up Bluesky this afternoon and see it looks like someone made a mountain out of a molehill.
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El Snacktator @elsnacktator.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Train jolt??
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El Snacktator @elsnacktator.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
My first thought was, it's only Tuesday!
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El Snacktator @elsnacktator.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I spy...
A semi-camouflaged female cardinal sitting in a ninebark bush, head cocked to the side, staring intensely.
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El Snacktator @elsnacktator.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Time to call it a day.
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DevinCow @devincow.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Let’s bring more love into the world! Let’s help this teacher help her students! #ClearTheList
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El Snacktator @elsnacktator.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
😭
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El Snacktator @elsnacktator.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
It's giving this. She was doing this internally.
Sophie Cunningham pointing.
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El Snacktator @elsnacktator.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
I'd still give that snout a big ol' smooch.
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El Snacktator @elsnacktator.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Taco Bell gets blamed for a lot, but it's kind of like insulting your sibling. You can do it, but if someone else does, gloves are off!
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El Snacktator @elsnacktator.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Let me at 'em!
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El Snacktator @elsnacktator.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Kind of bread?
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Brett "Solidarity 2026" Banditelli @banditelli.org · 20/06/2026
It's been a bad yet for... society... and.. the world... BUT, it's been a VERY GOOD YEAR for sleepy gosling footage by your favorite labor photographer. So. At least we have that? Yes, at least we have that :) 🐣 🪶
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El Snacktator @elsnacktator.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I think these should be called blackburies.
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El Snacktator @elsnacktator.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Smoky Chicago area. Also, a toasty 91...
air quality 597
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El Snacktator @elsnacktator.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Mhmm... the bus. 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟨🟦🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟨🟦 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟩🟦🟦 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Gardeners refusing to let pots go
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El Snacktator @elsnacktator.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Maybe he's been "technically" dead for two years.
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