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Dr. Jen @notthatkindadr.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

This thread has me on pins and needles! Will they make it home to Portland?

Elsie @elsie-af.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Nigella Lawson taking big bites is exactly why I enjoy seeing her on TV so much. I do not wish to see any "Nigella is scared of spoons" discourse 😂

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Elsie @elsie-af.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Watching Bake Off again because my love for Nigella overrides my hatred of Paul and Noel. Fave moment so far "the fear of the unmoulding grips one". It surely does Nige, it surely does.

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Elsie @elsie-af.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Watching your dog get older is so painful. What do you mean that's my tiny puppy baby that I brought home in a cardboard box? Now she's tucked up on the sofa under a blanket because she has arthritis. That's my puppy grandma I guess, grumpy little baby dog 🥹

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Luke Plunkett @lukeplunkett.com · 19/09/2026

this tweet is NINE years old and is still the best trans rights policy advice out there

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Elsie @elsie-af.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Our neighbour has a motorbike that sounds like a chinook is taking off from their garden whenever they ride it. That does not sound good for the motorbike. Is the motorbike hurt? Should we call the RSPCMotorbikes?

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Dr. Jen @notthatkindadr.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Amazing. No notes. 'Hardest bars in the oven' took me out

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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Macklemore "every child deserves to live" Ed Sheeran "this is hurtful to a lot of people"

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Elsie @elsie-af.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Going to a swimming party for a 6 year old. Most of them can't swim well enough or are not tall enough to go in alone. Diabolical.

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Elsie @elsie-af.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

My child isn't autistic but: She is watching one of only two snake documentaries she likes, in the shirt she wore to her friend's house last time so she needs to wear it again, with a timer for going out. I need to put her socks on so there's "no lumps only smooth". But sure. She's not autistic.

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Icarus 🎃 Dumpsterfire @pluperfectidiot.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Nobody has ever regretted putting more cheese on something

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Jean Roddenberry, Gravity-Critical Science Officer @jean-roddenberry.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

I know people are down on the most recent season of Strange New Worlds, but did you SEE Spock's big titted evil twin?

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Elsie @elsie-af.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

School: remember to talk to your children, here's 3 fun ways to actually engage your offspring! Read! Talk! Play! Also school: they need to do homework, yeah on an app, yeah where YouTube is, & games, & the screen you're not supposed to let them see. No there's no worksheets.

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Oliver @oliver48.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Any environmental credentials Andy Burnham had are fast disappearing - drilling, arms supply, water nationalisation, data centres policies all designed to enrich fossil fuel, weapons & tech billionaire climate mass murderers "Labour - for carbon emissions, droughts and tech bros." via Zack Polanski

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Elsie @elsie-af.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Kiddo: my mummy is headache sick I've got to play quietly Neighbourhood kiddos: which mummy? *Lots of pointing, I wave* Tell me why I just had 5 kids surrounding me wanting to ask a million questions

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April Ludgate's Urgent 'HELP!' Sticky Note

Alt: April Ludgate's Urgent 'HELP!' Sticky Note

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Elsie @elsie-af.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Whatever you do, don't watch Wild Robot with your young children just before they go back to school. A LOT of tears. But it's a bloody beautiful film ❤️

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Shan L. Scott @shanlscott.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Here here! Mad, drunk poet it is! #LauraMatsue #QOTD #booksky

A post from Laura Matsue that reads: since AI is making everyone sound more generic and NPC, I recommend becoming the most unhinged version of you, to counterbalance. Write like a crazy person who hasn't interacted with humanity in years. Break any and all of the rules. Live like a mad, drunk poet. Now is your time to channel the weirdest version of you.

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Elsie @elsie-af.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Parents at Kiddo's school keep saying things to me like "well, we both have to work so it's different" & "well, I work full time so could you.." Fascinated to know how they think we afford a house & cars. Which one of us do they think works? What do they think we do?

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Robert Llewellyn @bobbyllew.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Anyone who ever uses the pathetic, weak term 'WOKE' is by definition, a something that also begins with a W and has a K in the word.

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Elsie @elsie-af.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Love seeing a colleague I used to enjoy working with and respect start using AI and become the kind of colleague who turns up under prepared and relying on AI slides they haven't bothered to check. And by love I mean hate with my entire professional being.

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Laura Jedeed @laurajedeed.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

The idea of not being able to contact someone for an extended period of time feels profoundly unnatural and yet nothing could be more natural. What's unnatural is having a device in your pocket that connects you to the entire fucking world 24/7 and serves up content specifically chosen to upset you

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Elsie @elsie-af.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Dear whoever designed those cute little ballet pump bridesmaid shoes, Why the fuck would you make them SO CUTE & yet attract SO MUCH DIRT while also being basically uncleanable. I hate you. Signed the mum of a kid that wants fancy things & to also grub about climbing stuff 😫

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Dr Emma Salisbury @salisbot.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

"Biological women" implies the existence of chemical women, radiological women, nuclear women, and explosive women. All are WMD - women of mass destruction.

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Zack Polanski @zackpolanski.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

A reminder that the UK Government continues to support the Iran war through the use of our bases to launch strikes. A serious attempt to end Rip off Britain would mean withdrawing our support for Trump's war immediately.

UK inflation rises to 2.9% as Iran war drives up energy bills

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Elsie @elsie-af.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Bought a new pink fridge and can't QUITE get it up the stairs. Will the horrors never cease 😭

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Gareth Watkins @garethwatkins.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

I don't think that it's possible to attend a university and not graduate without knowing *something* that should be sufficient to get somebody fired.

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Zack Polanski @zackpolanski.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Burning fossil fuels makes wildfires more frequent and more intense. Of course those who have made record profits causing the problem should pick up the bill.

Zack Polanski calls for higher taxes on oil and gas profits to fund wildfire prevention

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Farrukh @implausibleblog.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Zack Polanski, "If we decarbonise by 2050, that would cost less than a single (fossil-fuel) energy shock" "We've now had two energy shocks in just a few years" "We cannot keep waiting, we cannot keep hoping for magic technologies - it already exists, what is lacking is the political will"

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Andy Churnwell @churnwell.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Rosie Duffield and co.

The know the rules meme with rod liddle saying: I want to shag children and I beat my wife to a blode woman who says "Aw, you're sweet."

Bottom panel is a trans flag saying "please can we exist?"

blonde woman says: hello, human resources

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Bradford District Green Party @bradfordgreens.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

‼️'MPs have had their stomachs pumped.' 🍺 Turns out Hannah Spencer was right when she said that Westminster's drinking culture is “unprofessional and worrying” and leads to “questionable and dangerous behaviour”. ⏳️ It's time to end Parliament's drinking culture.

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BOOsky Eldritch 🖤👻🦝 @tenredpencils1.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

terfs be like: can I just shock you? I actually got on well with this racist, mysogynist creep. you’ll find this difficult to believe, almost impossible, I imagine, but me and this vile bigot were mates

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Jean Roddenberry, Gravity-Critical Science Officer @jean-roddenberry.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Zombies and the whole zombie apocalypse genre. All I can see is a fantasy about being an exceptionalist survivor who is able, indeed required, to mete out violence to the vast population of people, now literally rendered as sub-human.

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natou @tichatnwa.bsky.social · 15/01/2024

tip sex workers

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If you live in Manchester and can vote in the Mayoral elections tomorrow please 🙏 VOTE GREEN. @greenparty.org.uk are the only party that wants to make progress for the local people. No broken Reform promises, no more of the same, for our sponsors, from Labour. #voteGreen #ManchesterMayor

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rune 🔞 @servicepup-rune.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

The UK: fetish content is a risk to society and should be banned The French: “we don’t give a shit what you do but don’t you fucking *dare* use foreign terms to describe it”

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Dr. Jen @notthatkindadr.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

This is amazing

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Lee Cronin’s Pablo Hidalgo @infinata.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

No one you've blocked was ever gonna show up with a lost long treasure map and invite you on an adventure. You've got nothing to lose.

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Mia Cheviot @miacheviot.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Labour have let the people of Manchester down. They have rewarded speculators and forgotten about the homeless. Now they can’t even be bothered to turn up and explain their plans for the future. Vote Green in Manchester mayoral contest!

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Zack Polanski @zackpolanski.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

One thing you can absolutely guarantee in life. When Labour ministers talk about difficult choices, it's never the rich and powerful that will be taking a hit.

Andy Burnham to make it harder for people to claim benefits as he vows to get serious about cutting welfare bill

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The Film Canary @thefilmcanary.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

"But there was an article!" "Oh yes, it was "On Display" down in the cellar in the bottom of a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused (but still single sex) lavatory with a sign outside the door saying "Beware of the leopard". Ever thought of going into PR?"

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Zack Polanski @zackpolanski.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

This is an appalling lack of judgement and the surest sign yet that Britain will continue to be Trump's lackey. The war in Iran has cost countless lives, and breached international law - yet we continue to support it. Very, very concerning. Very, very continuity Starmer.

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Microplastics Inc. @microplasticsinc.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

There's literally been zero point in Labour doing this whole leadership change charade, as they've not even bothered to change a single thing that got them to this position in the first place. Dodo levels of political instinct.

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Dr. Jen @notthatkindadr.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

The fact that 'I want ppl to be able to live indoors, eat food, go to the dr when they're sick, and get an education' is a position that puts me to the left of every political party in this country is super fucked up, and I think all of us have lost sight of what's important.

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Elsie @elsie-af.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Watching Chris Packham's Evolution and I genuinely want to know what his reasonable adjustments are at work. If I had to go to Africa I'd need like 3 days to recover from the trip, does he get longer to film? Does he get more breaks? I need a show about celeb disability adjustments.

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