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Else

@elseslayer.bsky.social
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Living life on the tundra in my vans. 😝 🇨🇦🇮🇪🇹🇹 Mama bear don’t even try it. 😮‍💨 I’ve been told I’m bad, I think they meant badass! 😏😉 Not available for your nonsense. 😏

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Else @elseslayer.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Oh I see a bunch of people are just having a normal over here. 😳🥴😬 Yikes
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Else @elseslayer.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Hi. 😁
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Else @elseslayer.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
So cold 😭😭🥶
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Side-Eye Pinkie Pie Read Project 2025 - Did You? @nypoliticalmom.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
I'VE BEEN ATTACKED!!!
Image of Baby Yoda looking wide-eyed into distance. Above image reads, "I lost my car chapstick and now my purse chapstick is in my room and my room chapstick is in my car and my whole life is messed up."
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Else @elseslayer.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Good morning! Happy Friday! 😁☀️
You shut your fucking hamburger hole. This is a perfectly fine day. 
+15C
Via WTForecast
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Else @elseslayer.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Go back to the hell site, Bill. You’re not brilliant or cute, you sound completely hysterically ridiculous with every reply. You decided to shit on a stranger and now strangers are shitting on you, oh well. 😮‍💨😮‍💨
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Carrie @carebear620.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
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Else @elseslayer.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨 Time to medicate.
Cannabis 
One of the only medicines in the world who’s side effects do not include the term 
May cause death
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Else @elseslayer.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Ugh, typos! 🫣😩😩😩😩😩😩
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Else @elseslayer.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Vote wisely! 🇨🇦
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Else @elseslayer.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
It’s gross that the Vance’s are just ramming into Greenland uninvited. What’s with these people?!?
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Lisa F. Moore @femlfm.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
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Else @elseslayer.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Well, I just blocked my first coke dealer here. That’s great. 🫣🥴
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Suing Cynthia’s Garchomp @thebestatty.blacksky.app · 23/03/2025
I usually never do a pic of myself like this but the aesthetic ate idk 😭
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Mark Carney @mark-carney.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Let’s go. #CanadaStrong
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Rick @rickylongthread.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Worth the share. 💚
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Else @elseslayer.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
🟢❇️🍀💚 GREEN. 😝
Selfie in mall mirror. Wearing green tights, green jacket, green headband & orange shoes
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Else @elseslayer.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
People really have some fucking audacity out here. 😮‍💨😮‍💨 My gawd. No, this isn’t a subskeet. You don’t have to run and show anyone. 🥴🥴
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🏴‍☠️ Bubba O'riley 🏴‍☠️ 🇨🇦 @crunker.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
And proud of it! 🇨🇦
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Else @elseslayer.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Morning!! Only had time for 9 km this morning before the post office opened. 😁 I’m starving. 🥵 Happy Wednesday!
Picture of the sun rising Person walking in pink tights and orange shoes Lunch. Cut peppers, mushrooms, tomatoes, cucumber, hard boiled egg & sweet potato.
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Else @elseslayer.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Good morning! Sun is up, time to get after it! 🏃🏽‍♀️🌅
Picture of the sun risingLegs in tights with orange shoes
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icookfood2023.bsky.social @icookfood2023.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Ngl, this cut me like a knife too. 😆🤣🤣🤣 #CowboysNation
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Else @elseslayer.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
😜
Meme: heading “if this is a pair of pliers”
picture of pliers 
“Then what the hell is this?”
Pictured: two pairs of pliers
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Else @elseslayer.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
😬🫣 It’s well after 9 and I haven’t had a cup of coffee yet. Damn, I’m really dragging my ass today. 🥴🥴😔
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Jamie S. Bowen - Harris Democrat they/he/she @jamiesbowen.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Alright people!! I got another Cracker finished. Meet the Chapell RoanKracker... 🤭
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Else @elseslayer.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Canadians 🚨 BOC dropped rates today. We’ve been given many gifts these last 6 weeks to prep for this tariff war. Please don’t be passive & squander this time. Plan, review investments, change buying habits, save what you can, reduce items/stress, plant a garden. We got this! Elbows up! 🇨🇦🇨🇦
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Else @elseslayer.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Hey! 👋🏽 Just a quick 8 kms this morning. 🏃🏽‍♀️💪🏽 Have a great day! 😁
Selfie in mall mirror. Light green hoodie, light purple tights & blue shoes
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Dr. Jack Brown @drjackbrown.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
“In America, healthcare is a business, in Canada it is a right.”

Mark Carney
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Else @elseslayer.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Call it second breakfast, I’m starving. It’s no where close to noon but my tummy doesn’t care. Burning tons of calories early makes me a hungry hungry hippo. 🥴😜
Plate of cut of foods. Peppers, tomatoes, raspberries, beets, cucumbers, kielbasa, cheese, hard boiled egg.
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Else @elseslayer.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
🖕🏽 that orange menace. 😮‍💨
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Dorothee V. Plessis @dorotheevplessis.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
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Lauren-Ashley Arts @laurenashley087.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Look, “America” shouldn’t be embarrassed. *White* America should be embarrassed. You all keep dodging the obvious part in an attempt to stave off the bad feels that would come from actually taking responsibility for how your demographic has operated at the ballot box since Richard Milhous Nixon.
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Rick @rickylongthread.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
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Gurdeep Pandher of the Yukon @gurdeep.ca · 01/03/2025
Three years ago, I had the honour of collaborating with Ukrainian dancers from Edmonton via a virtual meeting. They taught me some Ukrainian dance moves, and I taught them some Bhangra moves. I'm sharing the video today in solidarity because standing with the oppressed is standing for lasting peace.
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Charlie Angus @charlieangus104.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Well, well, well... the troll who crashed the peaceful protest for Ukraine outside the Russian embassy the other day is a fan boy of Pierre Poilievre. No surprise there. Poilievre and the Conservatives voted against the military aid for Ukraine.
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Else @elseslayer.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Worried about someone wearing a suit instead of healthcare or safe schools, is pretty on brand. 😬🥴
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Mark Chadbourn @chadbourn.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
If you don’t already like Zelenskyy enough: He said "fuck you bitch (suka, blyat)" to JD Vance during their argument.
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EktaShahMD @ektashahmd.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
We could have had this but white people and their misogyny and racism and homo and trans phobia and antisemitism led us to the point we are at and their adjacents who stand in such hate too
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Else @elseslayer.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
For anyone that thought spring was here on the tundra, you must be new here. 😮‍💨🥴 Fuck! Fucking snow. 😩😩😩
Patchy snow and bullshit. 
-6 C feels like -12 C
Via WTForecast
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Zee207702🇨🇦🍁🍃🎃🐈‍⬛ @zee207702.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Where’s my 🇨🇦peeps?! 😂❤️
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Else @elseslayer.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
🐼😶‍🌫️😮‍💨
Selfie in a mall mirror that is dirty.
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Law Ma 💙🦋 🚫DMs @law-ma.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Go to google maps right now and search Kremlin Headquarters lol
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IYKYK 🌮 @nisslbody.blacksky.app · 23/02/2025
White women are so used to being rescued by white men that now that you need to be rescued FROM white men, you are looking for a new hero. There are about 100 million white women in the US, and only about 22 million Black women. Everyone needs you to grow up and be your own heroes.
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Black Single Mom @momsingleblack.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
How long have you been responsible for your own orgasm?
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Else @elseslayer.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
You know, just a normal fucking Sunday on that other app. 🥴 The vitriol coming from some Americans is not shocking, it’s quite telling though. Canadians have done nothing to deserve this, but sure, go off. 😮‍💨
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Else @elseslayer.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
For any Canadians that are registered to vote in the leadership race, verifying your identity on the Canada post app is easy. I do recommend saying you don’t have a passport cause I could get the NFC to capture from the passport
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Ella - or PJ if you like @ellaorpj.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
People. Seriously. Get your pantry, your med cabinet, your cleaning supplies in order. Shop the sales, buy one extra when you can. Buy in bulk. Join Costco if you have one. Don't get caught unaware this time around.
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Else @elseslayer.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
🚨 Imagine if we shift it all.
If each Canadian household shifts just $59 per week from U.S. products to Canadian, $39 billion annually stays in Canada.
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