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Living life on the tundra in my vans. 😝 🇨🇦🇮🇪🇹🇹 Mama bear don’t even try it. 😮‍💨 I’ve been told I’m bad, I think they meant badass! 😏😉 Not available for your nonsense. 😏

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Else @elseslayer.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Good morning! Happy Friday! 😁☀️
You shut your fucking hamburger hole. This is a perfectly fine day. 
+15C
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Else @elseslayer.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨 Time to medicate.
Cannabis 
One of the only medicines in the world who’s side effects do not include the term 
May cause death
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Else @elseslayer.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Vote wisely! 🇨🇦
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Else @elseslayer.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
🟢❇️🍀💚 GREEN. 😝
Selfie in mall mirror. Wearing green tights, green jacket, green headband & orange shoes
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Else @elseslayer.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Morning!! Only had time for 9 km this morning before the post office opened. 😁 I’m starving. 🥵 Happy Wednesday!
Picture of the sun rising Person walking in pink tights and orange shoes Lunch. Cut peppers, mushrooms, tomatoes, cucumber, hard boiled egg & sweet potato.
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Else @elseslayer.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Good morning! Sun is up, time to get after it! 🏃🏽‍♀️🌅
Picture of the sun risingLegs in tights with orange shoes
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Else @elseslayer.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
😜
Meme: heading “if this is a pair of pliers”
picture of pliers 
“Then what the hell is this?”
Pictured: two pairs of pliers
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Else @elseslayer.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Canadians 🚨 BOC dropped rates today. We’ve been given many gifts these last 6 weeks to prep for this tariff war. Please don’t be passive & squander this time. Plan, review investments, change buying habits, save what you can, reduce items/stress, plant a garden. We got this! Elbows up! 🇨🇦🇨🇦
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Else @elseslayer.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Hey! 👋🏽 Just a quick 8 kms this morning. 🏃🏽‍♀️💪🏽 Have a great day! 😁
Selfie in mall mirror. Light green hoodie, light purple tights & blue shoes
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Else @elseslayer.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Call it second breakfast, I’m starving. It’s no where close to noon but my tummy doesn’t care. Burning tons of calories early makes me a hungry hungry hippo. 🥴😜
Plate of cut of foods. Peppers, tomatoes, raspberries, beets, cucumbers, kielbasa, cheese, hard boiled egg.
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Else @elseslayer.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
🖕🏽 that orange menace. 😮‍💨
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Else @elseslayer.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Good morning! Just poured a cup! I’m about to fire up my iPad and get some work done! 😂
Person holding a cup of coffee
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Else @elseslayer.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
For anyone that thought spring was here on the tundra, you must be new here. 😮‍💨🥴 Fuck! Fucking snow. 😩😩😩
Patchy snow and bullshit. 
-6 C feels like -12 C
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Else @elseslayer.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
🐼😶‍🌫️😮‍💨
Selfie in a mall mirror that is dirty.
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Else @elseslayer.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
You know, just a normal fucking Sunday on that other app. 🥴 The vitriol coming from some Americans is not shocking, it’s quite telling though. Canadians have done nothing to deserve this, but sure, go off. 😮‍💨
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Else @elseslayer.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
🚨 Imagine if we shift it all.
If each Canadian household shifts just $59 per week from U.S. products to Canadian, $39 billion annually stays in Canada.
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Else @elseslayer.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
💯
Having a support system is so important. Remember to always surround yourself with people who genuinely care for you.
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Else @elseslayer.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
🧘🏽‍♀️😮‍💨
Chart of various yoga poses
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Else @elseslayer.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
🙃 Well I wasn’t expecting weight lifting after my 13 kms, but my Costco order came. 🥴😂🏃🏽‍♀️ Good morning! 😝 It’s super fucking cold today, my pillows froze in the dryer while I was mall walking 😂😭
Huge box at the door beside snow.
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Else @elseslayer.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
I almost forgot to prep lunches again. Phew, I don’t have time in the morning so I’m glad I remembered. I’m just now after realizing I forgot the hard boiled eggs in the fridge. 🫣🥴 Oh well, they can take them whole and peel them. 😂
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Else @elseslayer.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
🦛😝😂
Meme

My wife: Ok, you can choose a coffee table. It’ll be hard to get something stupid. 
Me: challenge accepted 

Picture of hopping in a glass coffee table
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Else @elseslayer.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Refill product & bleach day. 😭😭 Do you guys buy bulk cleaning products & refill? You save so much money that way! I buy the small bottle of bleach from the dollar store, it’s easier to pour into sinks. Did you know you can make your own power wash?? It’s super easy! 😁
Empty dish soap bottles, and power wash bottles. Bottles refilled & sinks bleached clean.
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Else @elseslayer.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
😒😮‍💨🇨🇦
Canada Jan 2025 smiling

Canada feb 2025 frowning & aged
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Else @elseslayer.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Remember when I posted about the huge owl by my house?? First pic posted in my neighborhood group. So I wasn’t losing my mind, this owl is actively in the area and stalking the little animals. 🦉 Second pic is outside my house. It’s huge!
Huge owl in a tree Picture of owl atop a telephone poles
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Else @elseslayer.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
It’s kinda ridiculous that Canada has to reiterate this cause Americans are drinking raw milk. Jesus make it stop. 🫣🫣🥴
Canadian food safety guidelines regarding raw milk
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Else @elseslayer.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
😮‍💨😮‍💨💯
John Cleese on snowflakes. 

“Yes, I’ve heard of this word, I think sociopaths use it in an attempt to discredit the notion of empathy.”
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Else @elseslayer.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Look at this kids pair I thrifted recently!
Kids vans runners with Simpson graphics. Black & green
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Else @elseslayer.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
🥺💯
If she randomly starts cleaning everything, let her. When she’s finished, make her a coffee or ask if she needs a hug. 
She’s not cleaning because the house is messy..it’s because her mind is.
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Else @elseslayer.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Good morning!!! Well, it’s no longer -44! It’s practically summer out there. 😝😮‍💨 Off to get these steps in! LFG! 💪🏽 Make it a great day! 😁
It’s fucking cold outside, but there’s no need to shit a meat axe. It will get better at some point.
January 22nd
-17C
Feels like -24
Via WTForecast Woman standing in snow in seafoam green tights
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Else @elseslayer.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Hey babe. How have you been? 😘
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Else @elseslayer.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Hungry? I feed the people, it’s what I do. Just in case you didn’t know me from the other place. 😝 I was busy doing inventory so had to change the breakfast plans. 🫣🥵 Cinnamon raisin French toast with berry compote, bacon & sausage. 🤷🏽‍♀️
Raisin French toast with berry compote & icing sugar. Bacon & sausage.
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Else @elseslayer.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Good morning, Blacksky! Good morning, Bluesky! Happy Thursday! What’s going on today? Currently stretching before I get these steps in! 🏃🏽‍♀️😝 Make it a great day!!! 😁
Clouds in the sky as the sun rises Woman in purple tights and blue shoes on tiled floor
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Else @elseslayer.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Good morning, Blacksky! Good morning, Bluesky! Happy Monday, here we go again! What’s going on? Admin work is on hold for a bit whilst I get my steps in! 🏃🏽‍♀️ I hope you all have a fantastic day!
Today, you can get a sunburn and frostbite in the same fucking day! 
January 13th
-24 C
Feels like - a million 🥶
Via WTForecast Purple tights, blue shoes, striped sweater on tiled floorSun rising in the darkened back lane. House and electrical wires
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Else @elseslayer.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Good morning, Blacksky! Good morning, Bluesky! Happy Friday, we made it!!! 🎉🙌🏽🍻 What’s going on today? I’m at the mall about to start my workout! 🏃🏽‍♀️💪🏽 Have an excellent day! 😁
Climate change, my ass. I’m just kidding. I believe in science. 
January 10
-15 C feels like -19 CLegs standing on tiled floor with green tights, grey tank and blue shoes
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Else @elseslayer.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Oh wow, cold
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Else @elseslayer.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Good morning, Blacksky! Good morning, Bluesky! Happy Wednesday! What’s going on today? I was up at the ass crack of dawn. Currently getting my steps in at the mall! Make it a great day! 😁
Legs in pink ombré tights and blue shoes. Person wearing grey sweater.It’s colder than a warlocks wanker. 
Wednesday January 8th
-15C feels like -21 C 
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Else @elseslayer.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
Don’t fucking start. Take your bot ass back to that other hell place.
Dm: 
If $5,000 is deposited in your cash app account unexpectedly rn, what will you use it for to be honest? 

Reply from me: no. Fuck off. Screenshot showing user blocked
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Else @elseslayer.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
Good morning, Blacksky! Good morning, Bluesky! Happy Saturday! What’s going on today? It’s so fucking cold but my new shoes came!!! Time to put the first kilometers on these bad boys. I went with the Speedgoat 5 GTX this time, I hope I love them! 🏃🏽‍♀️💪🏽😉 Make it a great day!!!
Each star in the sky is laughing at how fucking cold you are. 
January 4th
-27 C Legs
Standing in the frozen snow Legs standing on tile with orange & purple shoes
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Else @elseslayer.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
Cause it was not fully understood on the other site…… 😏😮‍💨
Cartoon of a baby whale with its mother that says 
Thanks for make me, Mum
Mum: you’re
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Else @elseslayer.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
Good morning, Blacksky! Good morning, Bluesky l! Happy new year! What’s going on today? It’s finally my weekend, time to get these steps in! 🏃🏽‍♀️💪🏽
Have I mentioned that it’s way too fucking cold outside? If I haven’t, please know that it’s too fucking cold outside. 
-14 C feels like -18 C
Via WTForecast Picture of sun rising Woman’s legs in purple tights and blue shoes on tiled floor
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Else @elseslayer.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
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Else @elseslayer.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Bye 2024! 🖕🏽 Bring on 2025! 🎉🥂🍾
Cartoon of the back of a Black woman with curly hair holding up two middle fingers
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Else @elseslayer.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Hungry? I feed the people, it’s what I do! It’s the annual turkey dinner for NYE. 🦃🎉 I’ll take plates to both the neighbours, it’s too much food for 4. 🤣😁 Come! I have ALL the food! 😉 #foodsky #blackfoodsky
Plated turkey dinner. Turkey, mash potatoes with gravy, Parmesan broccoli, stuffing, carrots, Brussels with pine nuts, mushrooms, smash potatoes with chive lemon cream. Plated turkey dinner from another angle, same plate as pic oneSmash potaotes with cheese, broccoli with Parmesan & roasted turkey!
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Else @elseslayer.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
🦃 😏 It was done by noon, time to do all my sides! 😁
Roasted turkey in a panRoasted turkey
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Else @elseslayer.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Popped the turkey in & prepped some veg before I left the house. 10.5 kms done at the mall 🏃🏽‍♀️💪🏽 I just checked, turkey is almost done!!! The house smells amazing. 🦃🙌🏽 New Year’s Eve is shaping up nicely!
Legs standing on ice in blue tights & blue shoes
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Else @elseslayer.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Hi, I’m Else. I wash poultry. People on the other site reported me. I’m a menace. I don’t care. I’m bathing the turkey. 😏😝 Anyway, if you’re mad, go touch grass! 😜
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Else @elseslayer.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Good morning, Blacksky! Good morning, Bluesky! Happy Monday! What’s going on today? Finished the admin early, time to sweat! 💪🏽🏃🏽‍♀️🥵 I have to run to Walmart & Post office today. Aghh! Make it a great day! 😁🙌🏽
Your chicken and biscuits are definitely going to freeze today. 
December 30th
-7 C feels like -9 C
Via WTForecast Legs in grey tights standing on ice with blue shoes Legs in grey tights standing on tiled floors
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Else @elseslayer.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
What a game! Not the outcome he wanted, lost in the third set 15-13. Stats: 12 kills, 3 aces, 15 blocks. 🏐🙌🏽 I’m proud of this kid. 🥹 He excitedly spoke to two recruiters after the game. 🏐😁
Scoreboard showing 13 home team- 15 guests. Pink & blue balloonsGym floor with chairs adorned with pink shirts & pink and blue balloons
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Else @elseslayer.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Good morning, Blacksky! Good morning, Bluesky! Hungry? I feed the people, it’s what I do! 😉🤷🏽‍♀️😮‍💨 Today is a big day, we’re off to watch 23 do the volleyball final thing later. 🏐 He’s super excited, scouts will be there for international teams. Fingers crossed he’s on fire today! 🤞🏽 Happy Sunday!
Plate of breakfast which includes: rice, hash browns, bacon, longonisa & scrambled eggs Breakfast: rice, hash browns, bacon, tocino & scrambled eggs.
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Else @elseslayer.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
😮‍💨😮‍💨 Who’s with me?
Several joints with different times. 

My plans for today written across the bottom. Person standing holding a joint in the snow.
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