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Lauren-Ashley Arts

@laurenashley087.bsky.social
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MA. MFA. ESQ. Afrofuturist. Writer. Performer. Installation Artist. IG: @LaurenAshleyHoward87 Laurenashleyhoward.carbonmade.com Meditating on Black Liberation 🔺🐘💛🐝🌶️

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Lauren-Ashley Arts @laurenashley087.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Lauren-Ashley Arts @laurenashley087.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Thank you everyone for the well wishes, and thank you @nypoliticalmom.bsky.social for sharing our registry! Bumble is healthy (and chunky), I’m recovering well, and Bee is in love with her baby sister. Gonna get back to some serious cuddling now. ❤️
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Homer & Marge Kiss, Maggie Reacts
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Lauren-Ashley Arts @laurenashley087.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Given how the entire town responded to Rory’s first breakup…what was the reaction to that THING she did with the same guy a few years later? The THING that led to TWO public blowouts? Did they all just shrug it off because she’s their perfect little angel and the cognitive dissonance was too much?
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Gilmore Girls Oh My God
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𝔓𝔞𝔱𝔯𝔦𝔠𝔨 (𝔥𝔢/𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔶) ☘️🏳️‍🌈 @patmch51.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Rep. John Conyers, for those who didn't already know. And just to make it explicit for the SEO. Bernie Sanders stole his signature policy plank from a Black colleague because he's a half-pound of white supremacist in a five-pound bag. Bernie Sanders has never been shit, and never will be.
Rep. John Conyers: black and white photo of a young Black male politician with short, textured hair and a mustache, wearing a suit, a striped shirt, and a silk necktie, standing in front of a bank of microphones.
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Lauren-Ashley Arts @laurenashley087.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Mommy Update: Fuuuuuullll terrrrrrm.
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Massive Seal Rolls Over on the Beach
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Lauren-Ashley Arts @laurenashley087.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A word.
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icookfood2023.bsky.social @icookfood2023.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Lauren-Ashley Arts @laurenashley087.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Tuxedo Mask: Let’s watch a movie. Me: Gilmore Girls? Him: I said a movie. Me: Gilmore Girls is like a movie. Him: No, I want to watch a fall movie. Me: Gilmore Girls IS fall. Him: No, I wa— Me: We’re watching Gilmore Girls.
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Lauren-Ashley Arts @laurenashley087.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I hate performative quirkiness. Just be genuine, people. 😩
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Lauren-Ashley Arts @laurenashley087.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Mommy Update:
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The Simpsons: Bart Noisy Near Pregnant Marge
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New York Attorney General Letitia James @newyorkstateag.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Every eligible New Yorker has the right to vote without fear or intimidation. Today's decision does not change that.   My office will protect New Yorkers' rights, safeguard their personal information, and ensure every voter can make their voice heard.
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Government can use Social Security data to identify noncitizen voters, Supreme Court rules
President Donald Trump wants to let states use a federal database that includes voters’ personal information to check for noncitizens on voter rolls.
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Lauren-Ashley Arts @laurenashley087.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Ain’t NONE of us getting Social Security. 🤷🏾‍♀️
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Lauren-Ashley Arts @laurenashley087.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Beyoncé belongs to the earliest Millennial class. Sis *just* turned 45.
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Lauren-Ashley Arts @laurenashley087.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Thank you, Myron. It’s called “parenting.”
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Lauren-Ashley Arts @laurenashley087.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
My husband grew up in Queens. Yesterday, he rattled off a list of high-performing Black and racially diverse high schools across NYC off the top of his head. Choices were made here, and they weren’t in her daughter’s best interest educationally OR culturally.
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Lauren-Ashley Arts @laurenashley087.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
All I care about is the kid. Baby Bee will be two this year, and the way I—a regular degular Black who DOESN’T have NHJ’s resources—have *obsessed* planning for her education to ensure that she doesn’t fall through the cracks…I cannot tell you how severely her decision-making pissed me off.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It's great to see tailoring accommodate such extreme movement today. This level of tailoring was a bit more common in the past, as you can see in old films featuring Fred Astaire or Gene Kelly, but many modern suits will lift off the wearer's neck even when they're just walking.
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Lauren-Ashley Arts @laurenashley087.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This essay thoughtfully raises a very important question: why must Black girls carry the burden of resilience? candicebenbow.substack.com/p/mothers-an...
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Pierce @pierceah66.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Gov Hochul is who you think that mayor is but you don’t understand civics, you buy that he’s responsible for everything his media team tells influencers to boost on signal, largely haven’t noticed her spearheading things he takes credit for during her reelection campaign, & she doesn’t get you off.
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Lauren-Ashley Arts @laurenashley087.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Bleach Ichirin No Hana
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Lauren-Ashley Arts @laurenashley087.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Baby has officially dropped. Yaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyy.
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South Park Character Yells 'You Can Get Out, Skeeter!'
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Bernie is a failure, and AOC is a poser!!! @africanprincess7.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
She could've put her child in a decent school while working to improve conditions in poor performing schools, but she chose activism over her child's education. Always put your kids in the best situations to set them up for success. Don't use them as guinea pigs for your pet projects.
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Lauren-Ashley Arts @laurenashley087.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
A. WORD.
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Lauren-Ashley Arts @laurenashley087.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Mommy Update:
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Friends: Rachel Green, Still No Baby
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Florida Chris @chrislongview.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
We learned in 2024 that there are 75 million decent Americans. The rest are either stupid, evil, a mix of the two, or a literal child. That's America.
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Lauren-Ashley Arts @laurenashley087.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Mommy Update: Time now for another round of my favorite game—“Is it prodromal labor, or will I actually have a baby tomorrow?” Will I sleep? Probably not. Will I go into active labor?
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Magic Eight Ball: Don't Count On It
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Lauren-Ashley Arts @laurenashley087.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
This kid need to stop playing around in there and get out.
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Lauren-Ashley Arts @laurenashley087.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Mommy Update:
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Parks And Recreation: Everything Hurts And I'm Dying
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Lauren-Ashley Arts @laurenashley087.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Mommy Update: I am extremely uncomfortable and periodically in a fair bit of pain.
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Lauren-Ashley Arts @laurenashley087.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Our school day was completely stopped as we changed classes. The history teachers silently wheeled in a tv on a cart and we watched the second tower get hit in real time. It was so surreal that I thought it was a replay of the first tower. Our teachers were speechless.
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citybythelake @citybythelake.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
This is precisely why a third of Americans support Gaza terrorism. 9/11 video footage should be required viewing for all school age children starting at 12.
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Florida Chris @chrislongview.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I guess it's unsurprising that she stated my opinion better than I can.
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Lauren-Ashley Arts @laurenashley087.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Mommy Update:
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Rachel Green Yells 'Get Out!'
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Hillary Rodham Clinton @hillaryclinton.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
In my decades of public service, I have rarely been as angry as I was the day the damning inspector general’s report was released about the EPA's response to the World Trade Center collapse. Read my new piece on the lessons of 9/11 at @theatlantic.com: www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...
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Lauren-Ashley Arts @laurenashley087.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
They must be the same artisans who do our Zoomagination lantern festival here in Buffalo—which was abruptly cancelled for the same stupid reason. www.wivb.com/news/local-n...
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Buffalo Zoo’s Zoomagination lantern festival canceled for 2026
BUFFALO, N.Y. (WIVB) — The Buffalo Zoo’s Zoomagination Lantern Festival will not take place this summer due to visa issues with the event partner, the zoo announced Tuesday. The festiva…
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Penelope, High Priestess of Blocking DSA @bollymama.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
“People inherit contempt for Black people before even meeting one.” I felt that.
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Lauren-Ashley Arts @laurenashley087.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Mommy Update: Bumble is head down and in position. I give her two weeks max.
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Lauren-Ashley Arts @laurenashley087.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Look at the surprise shower gift that came in the mail for Bumble today!!! It’s just the sweetest little baby blanket! I love it! Thank you, @nypoliticalmom.bsky.social 🥹🥹🥹
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Lauren-Ashley Arts @laurenashley087.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
A WORD.
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icookfood2023.bsky.social @icookfood2023.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
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Victor Ray @victorerikray.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Some in the media still claim that Trump is purely transactional, with no guiding ideology to speak of. They can only claim this because they refuse to recognize white supremacy as his guiding ideology.
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Lauren-Ashley Arts @laurenashley087.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Mommy Update: 36 weeks down, 29 days (or less) to go. I am…so tired.
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Pregnant Jordan from Scrubs
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Lauren-Ashley Arts @laurenashley087.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Is this damn app being buggy for everyone, or is it just me?
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SpryOldLorax @spryoldlorax.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Bernie Sanders helped elect Trump TWICE. Bernie Sanders built wealth for himself while accomplishing zero progress in his 40+ years in office. Bernie Sanders brainwashed an entire generation of people that empty performance is more important than doing the work and passing legislation. Fuck him.
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Jaime Harrison @jaimeharrison.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
This Labor Day, I’m giving a special thanks to our brothers and sisters in the labor movement, past and present. Thank you for the fights you’ve fought, the sacrifices you’ve made, and the progress you’ve won for working people across this country. Happy Labor Day! ✊🏾🇺🇸
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Kamala Harris @kamalaharris.com · 07/09/2026
The labor movement has changed what it means to be a worker in America.
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Lauren-Ashley Arts @laurenashley087.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Nobody likes him, nobody wants to work with him, he got nothing done.
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Lauren-Ashley Arts @laurenashley087.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Mommy Update: Bee has the start of a cold and was up all night, which means nobody slept in our house. She’s also fighting nap time… Meanwhile, Bumble continues to move more aggressively in utero—ostensibly getting into position at last—so I’m breathless and my back hurts. Pregnancy is magical. ✨
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KennyMack1971 @kennymack1971.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
If you believe that Black people move the way they do politically because of “Zionist propaganda” just know that it’s insulting and you’re racist and anti semitic.
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Lauren-Ashley Arts @laurenashley087.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Mommy Update: All I wanted was to get some (very specific) ice cream and the registers were down and now I’m trying really hard not to burst into tears. Hormones, I guess. I’m so sad.
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