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Elrond Hubbard

@elrondhubbard.bsky.social
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I do tabletop rpg stuff and teach upper elementary.

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Elrond Hubbard @elrondhubbard.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Other Mommy looks scary but the song in the commercial sounds like Let Me Drive My Van Into Your Heart from Steven Universe: www.youtube.com/watch?v=3atR...
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“Let Me Drive My Van (Into Your Heart)” | Steven Universe | Cartoon Network
YouTube video by Cartoon Network
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ceej @ceej.online · 04/10/2026
“how do we win back trump voters in 2026” we don’t. we create an environment where admitting to voting for trump is so socially embarrassing as to render them completely inert. you don’t “win back” trump voters. you demoralize them into staying home. you make it a dunce cap
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ebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Insanity 😡
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Elrond Hubbard @elrondhubbard.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The thing that I think needs to come back to video games is all of the lore, drama, cutscenes etc. needs to be stuff that you seek out instead of something the game holds your hand and walks you through. I hate watching a cutscene to walk down a hall and then into another cutscene.
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Elrond Hubbard @elrondhubbard.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This was a very thoughtful local report about the lesbian bar in Western MASS. recorder.com/2026/09/24/g... I have not read the Globe article, but it sounded like a ridiculous and deeply condescending smear story more fitting a rag like the Boston Herald.
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Greenfield takes stock of viral attention: Businesses, officials weigh in after coverage of lesbian bar Last Ditch takes national spotlight - Greenfield Recorder
Local leaders and business owners defend Greenfield's Last Ditch bar amid a viral dispute over Saturday night masking policies.
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Elrond Hubbard @elrondhubbard.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The Apocrypha: Bible #0: The Rise of Lilith
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Xero now with 100% more 🎃 @artificer-ind.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Still patiently waiting to be "left behind" by AI rather than it chasing me across every damn space like a slasher in a low budget flick.
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Elrond Hubbard @elrondhubbard.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Rebecca Gray: it’s the White Album, but every song is mashed up with Friday Friday Gotta Get Down it’s Friday
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Amelia Sandrine Reisinger 🏳️‍⚧️ @ameliasandrine.com · 17/09/2026
Gonna start referring to Democrats who take anti-trans stances as “Biological Republicans”
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Elrond Hubbard @elrondhubbard.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
When I glance at LinkedIn and every "white collar professional" I know is glazing AI, it's the same thing as when I look at Youtube and every YT-er is sponsored by Square Space. They just have to pretend it doesn't suck because they have all the money.
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Gay ISIS Brony @rainbowdaesh.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
At first I thought those were hotdogs and I wondered where the pudding was. But you were talking about his cloths.
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Elrond Hubbard @elrondhubbard.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
For the record, I am the most on Bluesky person I have ever met and I haven't been 38 for like 8 years.
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Elrond Hubbard @elrondhubbard.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I spy on The Blaze every now and again to get a read on what narratives they're following. Today they posted an op ed about "Sure people are celebrating Gloria Steinem's life's work. But right now she's being judged by god for the abortion she had at 22." Everything is Aww shucks Christo fascism.
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Elrond Hubbard @elrondhubbard.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Trump takes the bold stance that "child murder bad"; let's all give him lots of credit for his bravery.
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Elrond Hubbard @elrondhubbard.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Trump and the R's are leaning HEAVILY on transphobia, since they can't offer anything about the economy or public safety. Seth Moulton ran as a Dem who "has concerns" about trans athletes hurting his daughters, and Ed Markey, old AF, absolutely obliterated his transphobic ass.
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Elrond Hubbard @elrondhubbard.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
James Carville looks more like Gollum than Gollum
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Aleksandra Vaca @transiticsnews.com · 02/09/2026
1. Anti-trans Democrat Seth Moulton just lost his Senate primary in a LANDSLIDE to outspoken trans ally Ed Markey. To Moulton, trans kids were a liability the Democratic Party needed to abandon. But to Massachusetts voters, the only liabilities are Democrats like him.
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Anti-Trans Dem Seth Moulton Loses Senate Primary to Outspoken Trans Ally Ed Markey in a Landslide
To Seth Moulton, trans kids were a liability the Democratic Party needed to abandon. But to Massachusetts voters, the only liabilities are Democrats like him.
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Elrond Hubbard @elrondhubbard.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
It's weird that every article about Ed Markey vs Moulton is framed as being about age and not about Moulton's incredibly misguided anti-trans statements. Ed Markey is on the correct side of being an ally.
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Elrond Hubbard @elrondhubbard.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Why is everything "dirty" now and why does that mean it was already gross and now it also has milk in it for some reason
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Elrond Hubbard @elrondhubbard.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I'm used to Republicans taking something a Democrat actually said and giving a bad faith read ("Obama's out here complaining about the price of arugula at Whole Foods while real Americans care about kitchen table issues"). What's different about Trump is he's just ranting about stuff he imagined.
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Elrond Hubbard @elrondhubbard.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I swear if Macaulay Culkin gets hit by a bus or something this year I will be so fucking ripshit
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Jaya Saxena @jayasaxena.com · 26/08/2026
The best way to honor the two who have left us recently, imo, is to keep being as gay as possible
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Elrond Hubbard @elrondhubbard.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
The cultural right doesn't get to claim Dolly as a neutral Bothsides figure. She wasn't "kinda half on the right too" just because she was from the South.
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Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
RIP to a legend
rob dubbin @robdubbin

MY MAN: (comes home)
ME: (nervous) how was the store
MY MAN: fine
ME: oh thank g-
MY MAN: ran into jolene
ME: oh no
MY MAN: she mentioned you left kind of an intense voicemail

12:50 AM • Jul 29, 2019
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Evan Greer @evangreer.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
in a world of JK Rowlings be a Dolly Parton
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Dr. Cara Berg Powers @clbergpowers.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Things you could do this week to honor the impact Dolly has had: *Donate to the Imagination Library or a local kids reading initiative *Read with a kid you care about *Support and protect LGBTQIA kids *Support a Black owned business *Schedule your vaccine appointments *Show up authentically as you
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Elrond Hubbard @elrondhubbard.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I just learned that the annoying glasses off the ear thing that Gosling does in Project Hail Mary is a reference/rip off of Andrew McCarthy in Weekend at Bernies.
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ceej @ceej.online · 24/08/2026
my favorite part of hosting a child’s birthday party is pouring out twenty-five nearly-full lacroix cans
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Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Weird how none of these newfound champions for women when it comes to Jon Ossoff saying (gasp!) that Trump "wants to travel with Natalie" have anything to say about the outstanding 3 million documents in the Epstein files that are being suppressed by this administration.
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Elrond Hubbard @elrondhubbard.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Every critique of "woke 1.0" is just "We can't expand Medicare because my ex wife hides her Trader Joes bags in a Whole Foods bag before putting them in the recycling bin."
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
i still see reactionaries say we need a “reckoning” over woke 1 and i truly don’t know what they mean at this point. the right is firmly in power and we get 2 articles a week bemoaning the excesses of wokeness. what else are you looking for?
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General Guinan @madmaudlin.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
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Elrond Hubbard @elrondhubbard.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I am so stealing this
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
watching my wife try to hire someone to work under her this week has been wild- like 98% of all resumes aren't even real candidates and come from fraud farms trying to use AI to scam a paycheque to a fake candidate, we have officially hit a point where the biggest global growth industry is fraud
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Elrond Hubbard @elrondhubbard.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Bluesky, depicted in photos of two posts right on top of each other:
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Sky Marchini @sky.skymarchini.net · 01/08/2026
As I’ve said before, the fundamental thing to understand about Trump is he is a Florida retiree. He does not want to work, he wants to golf and post boomerslop on Facebook. 
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Of all the legendary insults that pop up in my head from time to time I don’t think there’s anything better than whoever described Steve Bannon as looking like “the coroner of Margaritaville”
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Elrond Hubbard @elrondhubbard.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Every time I see an ad for a nice button down shirt I feel like Marty McFly ordering a Pepsi in Back to the Future 2. I think it would cost like $100 and it’s actually $185+. Ridiculous!
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Elrond Hubbard @elrondhubbard.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Data centers are the new charter schools: billionaires keep crowing about how great and inevitable they are, but they don’t want them anywhere near where they live. They’re for the hoi polloi.
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Elrond Hubbard @elrondhubbard.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
The standard Republican argument has been: The Government has too much power over your personal freedom; let's let corporations and the wealthy have it instead...OK, you already gave up your freedom to corporations, why not give up some more to the Government?
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Elrond Hubbard @elrondhubbard.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
This is a very clever take on why the Odyssey is not just good but genuinely impressive.
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Elrond Hubbard @elrondhubbard.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
The Odyssey has a post credits scene that sets up a preview for the Aeneid.
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Elrond Hubbard @elrondhubbard.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
The commemorative cup for the Odyssey should be shaped like a cyclops head and you stick the straw through the eye.
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Elrond Hubbard @elrondhubbard.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Stephen King will spend 1,000 pages showing us that the monster is us. It's small-town ignorance, racism, sexism, homophobia, fatphobia, adults who are too busy chasing a pay check to pay for the white picket fence than talk to their kids. And then tell us it's, like, an alien spider.
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Elrond Hubbard @elrondhubbard.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Woman on Subway Takes: Guys who say they like Taylor Swift but are divorced are sus Kareem: 100% disagree... Guy on Subways Takes: your kindergarten teacher saying you should be nice to Amy even though she's weird is lo key abuse and that's why you should support AI Kareem: 100% I need to know more
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Kyle Marquis @moochava.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
And I'm back after getting suspended for celebrating Lindsey Graham's death too hard, but guess who isn't back? That's right! Can't wait for the next one.
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Elrond Hubbard @elrondhubbard.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
"Lindsey Graham's term will be finished out by his sister Darline" sounds like the premise of a zany 80's sitcom.
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Elrond Hubbard @elrondhubbard.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Makers who are wealthier than me because they’re smarter and have more merit than me: these paragraphs are too long! How can anyone read this?
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Elrond Hubbard @elrondhubbard.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
It's fitting that Lindsay Graham is being described and will be remembered, as he should be, as a staunch Trump supporter.
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Tim Carvell @timcarvell.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
The Onion Bill DeBlasio headline, changed to "Fetterman: 'Well, Well, Well, Not So Easy To Find An Oaf That Doesn't Suck Shit, Huh?'"
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