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A guy named Elliott @ellyitt.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

When @eastsidegolf gets on Bluesky, I hope they'll see this first... I'm very happy with my purchase 😊😊😊 Everything is top quality ✌️😎⛳

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A guy named Elliott @ellyitt.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social @mlb.com I got this new Samsung and it's doing some really bizarre stuff when I try to take a picture of this amazing baseball player name and I feel like I owe y'all for the laughs. Here's what I got @marlins.com @pirates.com

Possibly the best name for a pitcher in history

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A guy named Elliott @ellyitt.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

I'm watching my @Marlins vs the @Pirates and one run didn't score due to a baserunning blunder, but the baseball gods gave one back immediately when the Pirate pitcher didn't hustle to first. Little League baserunning/hustle plays done with world class players? AWESOME 👍😎🎣⚾

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A guy named Elliott @ellyitt.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

It's crazy how worthless a $2000 gaming setup can be when Al Gore's Internet isn't cooperating

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A guy named Elliott @ellyitt.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social as I sit alone in my four-cornered room, staring at Network Timeouts, watching how the Raiders do it (s/o Juelz Santana) I had a glorious thought... ...one that only a man whose Internet has taken a shit at 7am can fathom... Soon, college football gambling will be. 🫠🫩

The greatest game known to mankind can only be struck down by the most modern of problems- the internet taking a shit.

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A guy named Elliott @ellyitt.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

@hollyanderson.bsky.social so I've been nice to my wife by not sharing *everything* we laugh about in the @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social world, but I felt like she would understand the "xxx.HORSE" thing... Out of the blue yesterday? She looks at me and says... "HenryCavill-Horse-Pics.HRS"

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A guy named Elliott @ellyitt.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

Pretty "on the nose" choice for land surveying today, but it turns out that I just got hired by the @miamidolphins to replace a scout (haircut joke)

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A guy named Elliott @ellyitt.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

@jeremytache.bsky.social with the "are these real things we're saying?" today was a great shot in limited minutes. Real gym rat, this guy ✌🏼

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A guy named Elliott @ellyitt.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

Fairly low chance anyone ever gets this @lebatardshow.bsky.social Easter Egg but it's out here on the back of a TBM #surveying #surveylife #waybackmachine

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A guy named Elliott @ellyitt.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

@darthamin.bsky.social @cornpuzzle.bsky.social @talkhoops.bsky.social I miss the days of Trump being a footnote in American society. Also, Chris Tucker is fully #assoff

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A guy named Elliott @ellyitt.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

Yesterday, @darthamin.bsky.social was fully ass off with the "oh, really?" as Chris explained the lack of hockey ball bounce. Lock it in

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A guy named Elliott @ellyitt.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

@espn.com hey y'all, the page to link Spectrum and ESPN on set-top boxes is broken currently. It works great elsewhere, but is kicking me to a customer service page every time I try to link my parents' login. Any suggestions?

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A guy named Elliott @ellyitt.bsky.social · 08/03/2026

Definitely the only one on the beach listening to M.O.P. @edsbs.bsky.social Feels weird being the up early guy on a golf trip.

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A guy named Elliott @ellyitt.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

@cornpuzzle.bsky.social @darthamin.bsky.social @talkhoops.bsky.social I'm on a golf trip and my host asked me to throw on something and all I could think was... ..."what kind of deal?"

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A guy named Elliott @ellyitt.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

I have a penchant for reading internally in the imagined (or in this case, actual) voice of the author or character involved in dialogue. I heard @darthamin.bsky.social's voice as soon as I read "film noir?" followed by Mayes' "film noir!"

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A guy named Elliott @ellyitt.bsky.social · 10/01/2026

Waking up to seeing that #IUFootball and Coach Cignetti let Mendoza run for enough yards to cash his over (while up by a hundred points) and realizing that your round of golf at Tot Hill tomorrow is gratis?

media.tenor.com

a man in a white shirt with a dolphin on it says " i don t know about you but "

ALT: a man in a white shirt with a dolphin on it says " i don t know about you but "

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A guy named Elliott @ellyitt.bsky.social · 10/01/2026

Never seen gambling lines jump so fast in my life #CFBPlayoff

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A guy named Elliott @ellyitt.bsky.social · 10/01/2026

#ARCRaiders folks: are we doxxing shitty players that camp elevators?

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A guy named Elliott @ellyitt.bsky.social · 10/01/2026

It appears that Indiana football is just a user-controlled team on Heisman difficulty

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A guy named Elliott @ellyitt.bsky.social · 05/01/2026

@edsbs.bsky.social I'm doing an existing conditions survey in Chapel Hill hearing podcasts fawn over Chambliss' arm angles, I just thought about Steve Taneyhill and his ridiculously vertical release. That's it, throwback college football memories taking place of actual work

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A guy named Elliott @ellyitt.bsky.social · 20/12/2025

@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social I'm working on Bird Notice stuff right this minute. Kinda want to just use AI but I'm still paying for the @adobe.com subscription at work...

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A guy named Elliott @ellyitt.bsky.social · 20/12/2025

Been up for an hour or so because I had to set my roster for #FabtasyEPL and it turns out that I now coincidentally have almost the exact midfield I saw suggested on @theathletic.com Maybe that's a good thing? I don't have the stones to captain anyone but Haaland...show me your squads, y'all! #EPL

My Fantasy Premier League team, including Haaland at captain (of course) and a slew of ballers in the mediocampo.

Looking for a strong finish to the season since I have shit the bed two years in a row and blown podium finishes by doing stinker tinkers to my chagrin.

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A guy named Elliott @ellyitt.bsky.social · 15/12/2025

Surprised that 9 didn't kick that ball through the end zone in the midst of a #Shiddy

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A guy named Elliott @ellyitt.bsky.social · 11/12/2025

@pablo.show I've been reading this Halberstam book called "The Powers That Be" and I'll just say, I appreciate your choice of employment. I once had a similar motivation that got nuked when I left college early, but I've come to the realization that I would prefer not to sit idle and watch this 🔥🔥🔥

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A guy named Elliott @ellyitt.bsky.social · 10/12/2025

@jeremytache.bsky.social psst...in case you find yourself in Carrboro, NC at the PTA thrift shop...

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A guy named Elliott @ellyitt.bsky.social · 09/12/2025

@hollyanderson.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social etc Y'all, I just got this group text from my "sportsball" homie in charge of field crews at my firm in Chapel Hill and I'm wheezing at the roll of duckets Homeslice unleashed at the @harristeeter.bsky.social #ChapelBill

A coworker who doesn't care about UNC football happened to see Belichick with a fat stack of scrilla at the Harris Teeter. Hilarity ensues.

The green text is in lieu of their actual name.

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A guy named Elliott @ellyitt.bsky.social · 06/12/2025

Had a bunch of grand plans for the weekend, including a bunch of driving and shopping... ...until I saw the way and slapped that Smithfield in the oven while enjoying the #SECChampionship #BBQ #NC #Bama #Georgia #SEC #Football #hotones #millerlite #Scotts etc...its 🔥🔥🔥

Some Smithfield Fried chicken and barbecue, with Miller Lite and Hot Ones hot sauce to make it right with the world.

Got the SEC Championship in the background, which is taking place just miles from a previous workplace in Atlanta ✌🏼

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A guy named Elliott @ellyitt.bsky.social · 06/12/2025

#ZYN Spiced Cider 6mg pouches seem to be closer to 4mg, possibly a 4.20mg. definitely not as hot as the 6mg cinnamon (Zynammon) which are playing more like 7.10mg if I'm keeping it 💯) I'd put the Mojito and Citrus into the same boat when it comes to calculated vs. actual impact. #zynfluencer sorry

I have a plastic tin of ZYNs in the 6mg, "Spiced Cider" variety, which are less brutal than their typically hotter cousins in the mint/menthol varieties.

It rests upon a copy of "Dave Pelz's Short Game Bible" which is a book about golf and the five separate games in which it resides.

My rescue cat named Scallop is "shrimp curled™️" in the background and should generally be ignored.

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A guy named Elliott @ellyitt.bsky.social · 06/12/2025

@espn.com doesn't deserve (or does, and needs to promote/give a raise to) Holly Rowe as a sideline reporter. Her question about young RBs in pass protection was worthy of a press conference, but she hit him with it a few minutes before kickoff on the live coach interview that is usually ***BUNS***

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A guy named Elliott @ellyitt.bsky.social · 03/12/2025

Double D came in and gave 'em the business with an MJ step back and Ty Lawson blow-by while Stevenson put the clamps on. U N C Go Heels Go www.tarheeltimes.com/did-unc-win....

tarheeltimes.com

Did UNC Win? - Tar Heel Times

Find out if the UNC Tar Heels won their last basketball or football game, including a link to the complete box score

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A guy named Elliott @ellyitt.bsky.social · 30/11/2025

@edsbs.bsky.social I would like to know: 1. Why is this still happening? 2. Who decided that "the first five seconds of a song that clearly has notes to get to" was the right call? 3. Is there not a single bit of tactical gear to sell me? Side note: ACC refs are probably to blame #GoACC #GoHeels

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A guy named Elliott @ellyitt.bsky.social · 29/11/2025

Saw 28° and almost punted on ⛳ this morning but threw on another layer of #columbia gear and got my happy ass out there. Had a 360° lip-out sit on the cup's edge for a few minutes before tapping it in for par, so no birds...dropped a decent little 88 with probably ten missed putts.

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A guy named Elliott @ellyitt.bsky.social · 12/11/2025

As I watch the Heels, I wonder... ...how a group of players born after I went to UNC could somehow play exactly the same as every other UNC team vs a weaker opponent in November. Pretty sure that all of this is pre-ordained and trying to understand it or predict it may be futile at best

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A guy named Elliott @ellyitt.bsky.social · 09/11/2025

@edsbs.bsky.social I just heard @hollyanderson.bsky.social on the Patreon say something about the Ohio from the MAC while staring at this vehicle ahead of me at Taco Bell I think this is a sign that I'm on the right path

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A guy named Elliott @ellyitt.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

@roywoodjr.bsky.social hearing you on my favorites this week is awesome, can't wait to pick up a copy of your book. Where should I buy it so that you make the most money?

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A guy named Elliott @ellyitt.bsky.social · 19/10/2025

these Stoop boys are cracking me up

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A guy named Elliott @ellyitt.bsky.social · 19/10/2025

Arch Manning looks like he's been through some shit

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A guy named Elliott @ellyitt.bsky.social · 19/10/2025

I'm happy to say that the Tech Yellow Jacket had plenty for the wobble. Apologies for potato quality but YJs are small

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A guy named Elliott @ellyitt.bsky.social · 19/10/2025

Seems like I may have called the wrong number this morning for the @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social and whoever owns that mailbox knows my secrets now

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A guy named Elliott @ellyitt.bsky.social · 18/10/2025

Pretending to be a neutral at #GTvsDuke but I'm not really sure which team I'm neutral against?

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A guy named Elliott @ellyitt.bsky.social · 18/10/2025

Georgia Tech student section just caused an illegal substitution call, somehow?

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A guy named Elliott @ellyitt.bsky.social · 18/10/2025

@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social I sent y'all a voicemail on my way into the stadium... ...Hell yes is all I can say here. I made a couple of great decisions today 😁😁😁 The more of this, the merrier. Neutral chaotic good reporting live from row B

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A guy named Elliott @ellyitt.bsky.social · 12/10/2025

While I wait for the Patreon version to drop and fuel my Sunday chores, I must remark that @hollyanderson.bsky.social + @edsbs.bsky.social should do voiceover work (auditory Xanax) and @celebrityhottub.bsky.social 's "can't contain my amusement/ pre-laughter voice" makes me grin like an idiot. ✌🏼🏈🔊

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A guy named Elliott @ellyitt.bsky.social · 12/10/2025

I'm alive and well, just haven't had much to post here in a while. Now, watch this drive.

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A guy named Elliott @ellyitt.bsky.social · 17/03/2025

@jessicasmetana.bsky.social hey Jess! I was the dude at Shutdown in ATL that thanked you for keeping Dan in check and had it not been weird to get you to do show on the spot, I'd have said "really, you're the only one keeping this show on the rails" My wife's name is Jesika so that's also fun. GGs

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A guy named Elliott @ellyitt.bsky.social · 25/01/2025

RJ Davis with the circus shot that unfortunately didn't count #goheels

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A guy named Elliott @ellyitt.bsky.social · 29/11/2024

On my way back to GA from the 919 and I've got the AC on + two seat heaters in my #Jetta. Still getting ridiculous mileage 😸😸 #volkswagen #vw

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