Reposted by Elliott CoatesPaperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 29/09/2026reading a book is a great way to hang out with someone who is both dead and famous 336573
Elliott Coates @elliottcoates.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Today I learned that I’ve never actually read “The Scarlet Pimpernel” and in fact, I had no idea what it was even about.static.klipy.comSir Percy Blakeny Barones OrczyALT: Sir Percy Blakeny Barones Orczy 001
Elliott Coates @elliottcoates.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Queequeg is super photogenic. #cat #queequeg 000
Elliott Coates @elliottcoates.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I was saying “Sa-boo-lenka.” #usopenstatic.klipy.comI Was Saying Boo-UrnsALT: I Was Saying Boo-Urns 011
Elliott Coates @elliottcoates.bsky.social · 13/09/2026My wife just called from the living room, where she was watching the tennis,“Are you walking circles around the kitchen playing bass and drinking wine?” and now I know what I want written on my headstone. 000
Reposted by Elliott CoatesLord Juiblex @lordjuiblex.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Everyone is talking and I need at least one of us to stop. 12311
Elliott Coates @elliottcoates.bsky.social · 06/09/2026I quit my job! Taking a flying leap, motherfuckers. I’m 44 yrs old, why not now? Why not me? Gonna start my own business. 120
Elliott Coates @elliottcoates.bsky.social · 01/09/2026I had the honor to briefly study under Wendell Berry as an undergrad. He was more wonderful than you can even imagine. 000
Elliott Coates @elliottcoates.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Post something random or you’ll have an awful September. 010
Elliott Coates @elliottcoates.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Been thinking about what to say about the death of King Harald V, and all I can say is: what a life to have led that you are nearly universally mourned as the grandfather of a nation. 🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴 #norway #kingharald #rip 031
Reposted by Elliott CoatesThe Associated Press @apnews.com · 28/08/2026BREAKING: King Harald V of Norway, Europe's oldest monarch, dies aged 89.bit.lyNorway’s King Harald V dies at 89 and his son becomes King Haakon VIIIKing Harald V of Norway has died at 89. He went into exile in the United States as a child during the Nazi occupation of his homeland and refused a string of European noblewomen in order to marry his school sweetheart. 11237109
Elliott Coates @elliottcoates.bsky.social · 24/08/2026New publishing company logo just dropped. More news to come. 020
Elliott Coates @elliottcoates.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Me, getting ready for our trip to China: WHAT DO YOU MEAN CHINA HAS HEDGEHOGS WHY HAS NO ONE TOLD ME THIS DO YOU ALL HATE ME My Chinese friends: Please don’t yell in the embassy. 020
Elliott Coates @elliottcoates.bsky.social · 19/08/2026The singer in my band got nominated for a major acting award, and I’m very proud of her. ♥️ 010
Elliott Coates @elliottcoates.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Hell yeah Sporty Spice.static.klipy.comSporty Spice Spice GirlsAlt: Sporty Spice Spice Girls 010
Elliott Coates @elliottcoates.bsky.social · 03/08/2026I DIDN’T take any NSAIDs or painkillers today for the first time in more than three years. #chronicpain 000
Reposted by Elliott CoatesHerman Melville @melvillequotes.bsky.social · 01/08/2025"Oh, man! admire and model thyself after the whale! Do thou, too, remain warm among ice. Do thou, too, live in this world without being of it. Be cool at the equator; keep thy blood fluid at the Pole." —Herman Melville, born today in 1819 02412
Elliott Coates @elliottcoates.bsky.social · 31/07/2026I’ve been up for 21 and a half hours and I deserve to go to bed. 000
Elliott Coates @elliottcoates.bsky.social · 30/07/2026My strong antipathy towards NYC grows with every passing minute that I am here. No matter how many times I’ve been here, I’ve always found it, umm, the worst. 000
Elliott Coates @elliottcoates.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Agriculture in Norway. #norge #farming #rogaland 021
Elliott Coates @elliottcoates.bsky.social · 22/07/2026I just watched a mouse climb up the backyard bird feeder pole and then try to leap onto the feeder. It fell. 000
Elliott Coates @elliottcoates.bsky.social · 22/07/2026I’ve felt the Ghost in our home, “the widow Mrs Elizabeth Wright,” twice this week. Eerie. 000
Elliott Coates @elliottcoates.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Saw this excellent turtle eating a mushroom in the woods this morning. Got little crumbly mushroom bits all ‘round its li’l mouth. 010
Elliott Coates @elliottcoates.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Fellow authors: without any context, what's the first line of your current WIP? “So.” 010
Elliott Coates @elliottcoates.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Happy Canada Day to those who celebrate. Which should be everyone. 000
Elliott Coates @elliottcoates.bsky.social · 29/06/2026youtu.be/PJzWN_Ss7KE?...youtu.beGolazo decisivo de Stephen Eustáquio | Sudáfrica vs. Canadá | Copa Mundial de la FIFA 2026YouTube video by Telemundo Deportes 000
Reposted by Elliott CoatesTSN @tsnofficial.bsky.social · 28/06/2026HISTORY MADE! CANADA IS OFF TO THE ROUND OF 16!! They defeat South Africa 1-0 #FIFAWorldCup 🇨🇦 421468
Elliott Coates @elliottcoates.bsky.social · 28/06/2026Happy birthday 449th birthday to my favorite painter, Peter Paul Rubens…here’s the 19th c. copy of his self-portrait that my wife and I bought a few years ago. 000
Reposted by Elliott CoatesAlyssa Harad @alyssaharad.bsky.social · 28/06/2026Cannot recommend highly enough devoting at least ten to thirty minutes a day to some little hobby that pleases you with no expectations or need for it to go anywhere. 813122
Elliott Coates @elliottcoates.bsky.social · 27/06/2026Matthews is retiring a Leaf. McKenna and Bieber are planning the parade. Let’s fucking go. #MapleLeafs #NHLDraft 000
Reposted by Elliott CoatesTSN @tsnofficial.bsky.social · 27/06/2026GAVIN MCKENNA IS A LEAF 🍁 The Toronto Maple Leafs have selected Gavin McKenna with the first overall pick in the 2026 NHL Entry Draft. 53614
Elliott Coates @elliottcoates.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Happy Gavin McKenna Day to all who celebrate. #MapleLeafs #LeafsForever 000
Reposted by Elliott CoatesTSN @tsnofficial.bsky.social · 24/06/2026CANADA IS OFF TO THE ROUND OF 32! 🇨🇦 For the first time EVER the #CanMNT is heading to the Knockout Round of the #FIFAWorldCup! 37618