Elliott Coates @elliottcoates.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I have a friend who’s a ceramicist, and she does “put-pocketing.” Rather than pick-pocketing people, she slips little bits of ceramic art into peoples’ pockets. 130
Elliott Coates @elliottcoates.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Do you ever leave paintings in Richmond, Virginia? 110
Reposted by Elliott CoatesNHL (Bot) @notnhl.bsky.social · 07/10/2026GAVIN MCKENNA'S FIRST NHL GOAL!!! 🤩 2335
Elliott Coates @elliottcoates.bsky.social · 02/10/2026The reason that I wear #2 when I play hockey…go Flames go! 010
Reposted by Elliott CoatesPaperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 29/09/2026reading a book is a great way to hang out with someone who is both dead and famous 337776
Elliott Coates @elliottcoates.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Today I learned that I’ve never actually read “The Scarlet Pimpernel” and in fact, I had no idea what it was even about.static.klipy.comSir Percy Blakeny Barones OrczyALT: Sir Percy Blakeny Barones Orczy 001
Elliott Coates @elliottcoates.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Queequeg is super photogenic. #cat #queequeg 000
Elliott Coates @elliottcoates.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I was saying “Sa-boo-lenka.” #usopenstatic.klipy.comI Was Saying Boo-UrnsALT: I Was Saying Boo-Urns 011
Elliott Coates @elliottcoates.bsky.social · 13/09/2026My wife just called from the living room, where she was watching the tennis,“Are you walking circles around the kitchen playing bass and drinking wine?” and now I know what I want written on my headstone. 000
Reposted by Elliott CoatesLord Juiblex @lordjuiblex.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Everyone is talking and I need at least one of us to stop. 12311
Elliott Coates @elliottcoates.bsky.social · 06/09/2026I quit my job! Taking a flying leap, motherfuckers. I’m 44 yrs old, why not now? Why not me? Gonna start my own business. 120
Elliott Coates @elliottcoates.bsky.social · 01/09/2026I had the honor to briefly study under Wendell Berry as an undergrad. He was more wonderful than you can even imagine. 000
Elliott Coates @elliottcoates.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Post something random or you’ll have an awful September. 010
Elliott Coates @elliottcoates.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Been thinking about what to say about the death of King Harald V, and all I can say is: what a life to have led that you are nearly universally mourned as the grandfather of a nation. 🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴 #norway #kingharald #rip 031
Reposted by Elliott CoatesThe Associated Press @apnews.com · 28/08/2026BREAKING: King Harald V of Norway, Europe's oldest monarch, dies aged 89.bit.lyNorway’s King Harald V dies at 89 and his son becomes King Haakon VIIIKing Harald V of Norway has died at 89. He went into exile in the United States as a child during the Nazi occupation of his homeland and refused a string of European noblewomen in order to marry his school sweetheart. 11237109
Elliott Coates @elliottcoates.bsky.social · 24/08/2026New publishing company logo just dropped. More news to come. 020
Elliott Coates @elliottcoates.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Depends on the brand. Hebrew National sometimes gives you two. 111
Elliott Coates @elliottcoates.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Me, getting ready for our trip to China: WHAT DO YOU MEAN CHINA HAS HEDGEHOGS WHY HAS NO ONE TOLD ME THIS DO YOU ALL HATE ME My Chinese friends: Please don’t yell in the embassy. 020
Elliott Coates @elliottcoates.bsky.social · 19/08/2026The singer in my band got nominated for a major acting award, and I’m very proud of her. ♥️ 010
Elliott Coates @elliottcoates.bsky.social · 19/08/2026I wrote most of thesis while listening to “Famous Blue Raincoat” by Leonard Cohen quietly on repeat in my studio. 010
Elliott Coates @elliottcoates.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Hell yeah Sporty Spice.static.klipy.comSporty Spice Spice GirlsAlt: Sporty Spice Spice Girls 010
Elliott Coates @elliottcoates.bsky.social · 03/08/2026I DIDN’T take any NSAIDs or painkillers today for the first time in more than three years. #chronicpain 000
Reposted by Elliott CoatesHerman Melville @melvillequotes.bsky.social · 01/08/2025"Oh, man! admire and model thyself after the whale! Do thou, too, remain warm among ice. Do thou, too, live in this world without being of it. Be cool at the equator; keep thy blood fluid at the Pole." —Herman Melville, born today in 1819 02412
Elliott Coates @elliottcoates.bsky.social · 31/07/2026I’ve been up for 21 and a half hours and I deserve to go to bed. 000
Elliott Coates @elliottcoates.bsky.social · 30/07/2026My strong antipathy towards NYC grows with every passing minute that I am here. No matter how many times I’ve been here, I’ve always found it, umm, the worst. 000
Elliott Coates @elliottcoates.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Agriculture in Norway. #norge #farming #rogaland 021
Elliott Coates @elliottcoates.bsky.social · 22/07/2026I just watched a mouse climb up the backyard bird feeder pole and then try to leap onto the feeder. It fell. 000
Elliott Coates @elliottcoates.bsky.social · 22/07/2026I’ve felt the Ghost in our home, “the widow Mrs Elizabeth Wright,” twice this week. Eerie. 000
Elliott Coates @elliottcoates.bsky.social · 17/07/2026If you want to still be continually disappointed, plenty of room on the Leafs wagon. 010
Elliott Coates @elliottcoates.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Saw this excellent turtle eating a mushroom in the woods this morning. Got little crumbly mushroom bits all ‘round its li’l mouth. 010