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Danielle Sepulveres

@ellesep.bsky.social
3.1K followers 245 following 2.8K posts

📝 of pop culture/relationships/health. Created Adult Spelling Bee. Mets fan. Followed the 👣 of Alicia Florrick Kitty Montgomery Cat Brant. Loves sandwiches. daniellesep.com

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Danielle Sepulveres @ellesep.bsky.social · 4m
WHAT
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Danielle Sepulveres @ellesep.bsky.social · 3h
I don’t care what anyone says I really liked it. And so did Anne Hathaway. So there.
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Danielle Sepulveres @ellesep.bsky.social · 3h
Ok I saw Digger
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Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
“No Way To Prevent This,” Says Only Ballpark Where This Regularly Happens
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Danielle Sepulveres @ellesep.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
👀
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Danielle Sepulveres @ellesep.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I mean…
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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 06/10/2026
Every thing the President does is going to be interpreted in an official capacity, which is why the President must speak clearly and thoughtfully at all times. If the President does not do that, it is not on us to bail him out, he is failing at doing his job.
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Danielle Sepulveres @ellesep.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Told ya 😎
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 05/10/2026
The SPEAKER implies. The LISTENER infers. The DUDE abides.
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Danielle Sepulveres @ellesep.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I’ve been doing this for two weeks which makes it a bit and a bit can’t be a jinx. That’s the law.
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Danielle Sepulveres @ellesep.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Yankees look like shit
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Danielle Sepulveres @ellesep.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Snell looks like shit
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Danielle Sepulveres @ellesep.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I went 3 for 4 yesterday!
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Danielle Sepulveres @ellesep.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Hand to God I thought that Pat McAfee person was at least 55 years old
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Danielle Sepulveres @ellesep.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Just waiting to see if the Padres win tonight since I am so far 3 for 3 in predicting winners today
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Danielle Sepulveres @ellesep.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
My anxiety is such I will not be able to watch Whalefall
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Danielle Sepulveres @ellesep.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
My friend’s little daughter asked me if I was a mom and I said no not yet sweetie why and she goes “but you’re so good at it.” 🥹
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Sarah Langs @slangsonsports.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
THE WHITE SOX
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Danielle Sepulveres @ellesep.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If you’re a NJ native you know that certain types of local businesses need to be just a tiny litttttle bit mean in order to have a really good neighborhood reputation
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Danielle Sepulveres @ellesep.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My hot take is that a Dodgers-Padres NLCS could be a lot more exciting than whatever the WS ends up being unless the White Sox are the AL team in it. Their post WS celebration would hit so good.
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Danielle Sepulveres @ellesep.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
In August I jokingly predicted that a so-called high and mighty baseball person would post something this winter about a potential awful trade as if it was a great idea and he tweeted it last night and I am truly never wrong just early
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Danielle Sepulveres @ellesep.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I live vicariously through the ladies who get those va va voom lash extensions bc I love a long lash but I can’t commit to giving up standing directly under the shower head in the morning especially after a night of celebratory cocktails
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Danielle Sepulveres @ellesep.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I am overwhelmed and happy.
I WON AN AWARD!!!! FOR MY SCREENPLAY!!!
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Danielle Sepulveres @ellesep.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Hahahaha
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Danielle Sepulveres @ellesep.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Taps the sign
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Danielle Sepulveres @ellesep.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The Rangers kinda look like shit
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Danielle Sepulveres @ellesep.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I am very powerful in willing things to happen in sports except for the Mets it seems
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Danielle Sepulveres @ellesep.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
For the sake of my fantasy football team I had to root against the Giants tonight so this might be my fault and I’m sorry to many of my friends
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Danielle Sepulveres @ellesep.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Everyone’s facial expression in this moment is so perfect I could die
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Danielle Sepulveres @ellesep.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The Invite has been out for months and yet we haven’t gotten any thinkpieces from Salon or HuffPo that were like “The Invite made me realize I needed a divorce” or a NY Mag “The Invite made me realize I wanted to have a threesome.” We used to be a proper country.
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Danielle Sepulveres @ellesep.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Happy that the Orioles lost tonight mostly just because their admin was annoying af all week
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Danielle Sepulveres @ellesep.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
At the point in the season where I’m rooting for the downfall of specific teams based on the petty grudges in my heart
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New York Mets @mets.com · 19/09/2026
Juan Soto absolutely CRUSHES a homer! 😤
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Danielle Sepulveres @ellesep.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The Apple broadcast is shit, make sure you’re listening to Howie
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Danielle Sepulveres @ellesep.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Everyone keeps telling me it’s bad!!!
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Danielle Sepulveres @ellesep.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Officially accepting restaurant recommendations for Mystic, CT
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Danielle Sepulveres @ellesep.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Terrible week, terrible day, how’s a girl supposed to get to sleep in these conditions
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Danielle Sepulveres @ellesep.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Works every time!
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Danielle Sepulveres @ellesep.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Cannot believe I had to put restrictions on who could reply to a fucking banal post about catering. Nothing is normal anymore. Everyone has lost their gd mind.
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Danielle Sepulveres @ellesep.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Hahahahah
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Danielle Sepulveres @ellesep.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
There’s a movie filming outside my office and everyone has been doing down to get glimpses and I went down to tell the crew guys where they could get lunch if they were sick of catering
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Danielle Sepulveres @ellesep.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Dude it is the TAMEST of jokes and the fact that you had to reply with a novel! calm down
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Danielle Sepulveres @ellesep.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Am I supposed to give Raley a standing ovation if he blows a save or secures a save this weekend. Someone let me know k thanks
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
this week has gone on long enough tbh
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Danielle Sepulveres @ellesep.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Baltimore can’t hurt me, I had matzoh ball soup tonight
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Danny Fearns @dannyfearns.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I don't follow Formula One, but good on them for using subtitles for the hard of hearing… 
F1 track with numerous Zoom signs on the advertising billboards
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Danielle Sepulveres @ellesep.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
A Yankee fan in my office said something completely inappropriate/despicable yesterday so I have no choice but to call the Etsy witch, hex his team, and make sure they eat shit in the playoffs.
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Danielle Sepulveres @ellesep.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Barney Stinson can smoke today
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Danielle Sepulveres @ellesep.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
There are two things I know to be true in this life and that’s Francisco Lindor owns the Yankees and the Yankees will not be winning the World Series this year
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Danielle Sepulveres @ellesep.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Zac Thornton I’d die for you
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