Danielle Sepulveres @ellesep.bsky.social · 3hI don’t care what anyone says I really liked it. And so did Anne Hathaway. So there. 050
Reposted by Danielle Sepulveres Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 08/10/2026“No Way To Prevent This,” Says Only Ballpark Where This Regularly Happens 563331673
Reposted by Danielle Sepulveres Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 06/10/2026Every thing the President does is going to be interpreted in an official capacity, which is why the President must speak clearly and thoughtfully at all times. If the President does not do that, it is not on us to bail him out, he is failing at doing his job. 423730
Reposted by Danielle Sepulveres Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 05/10/2026The SPEAKER implies. The LISTENER infers. The DUDE abides. 6548211127
Danielle Sepulveres @ellesep.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I’ve been doing this for two weeks which makes it a bit and a bit can’t be a jinx. That’s the law. 120
Danielle Sepulveres @ellesep.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Hand to God I thought that Pat McAfee person was at least 55 years old 180
Danielle Sepulveres @ellesep.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Just waiting to see if the Padres win tonight since I am so far 3 for 3 in predicting winners today 120
Danielle Sepulveres @ellesep.bsky.social · 03/10/2026My anxiety is such I will not be able to watch Whalefall 000
Danielle Sepulveres @ellesep.bsky.social · 03/10/2026My friend’s little daughter asked me if I was a mom and I said no not yet sweetie why and she goes “but you’re so good at it.” 🥹 070
Reposted by Danielle Sepulveres Sarah Langs @slangsonsports.bsky.social · 03/10/2026THE WHITE SOX 1123125
Danielle Sepulveres @ellesep.bsky.social · 02/10/2026If you’re a NJ native you know that certain types of local businesses need to be just a tiny litttttle bit mean in order to have a really good neighborhood reputation 140
Danielle Sepulveres @ellesep.bsky.social · 02/10/2026My hot take is that a Dodgers-Padres NLCS could be a lot more exciting than whatever the WS ends up being unless the White Sox are the AL team in it. Their post WS celebration would hit so good. 040
Danielle Sepulveres @ellesep.bsky.social · 02/10/2026In August I jokingly predicted that a so-called high and mighty baseball person would post something this winter about a potential awful trade as if it was a great idea and he tweeted it last night and I am truly never wrong just early 030
Danielle Sepulveres @ellesep.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I live vicariously through the ladies who get those va va voom lash extensions bc I love a long lash but I can’t commit to giving up standing directly under the shower head in the morning especially after a night of celebratory cocktails 030
Danielle Sepulveres @ellesep.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I am very powerful in willing things to happen in sports except for the Mets it seems 150
Danielle Sepulveres @ellesep.bsky.social · 22/09/2026For the sake of my fantasy football team I had to root against the Giants tonight so this might be my fault and I’m sorry to many of my friends 120
Danielle Sepulveres @ellesep.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Everyone’s facial expression in this moment is so perfect I could die 061
Danielle Sepulveres @ellesep.bsky.social · 21/09/2026The Invite has been out for months and yet we haven’t gotten any thinkpieces from Salon or HuffPo that were like “The Invite made me realize I needed a divorce” or a NY Mag “The Invite made me realize I wanted to have a threesome.” We used to be a proper country. 040
Danielle Sepulveres @ellesep.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Happy that the Orioles lost tonight mostly just because their admin was annoying af all week 051
Danielle Sepulveres @ellesep.bsky.social · 19/09/2026At the point in the season where I’m rooting for the downfall of specific teams based on the petty grudges in my heart 050
Reposted by Danielle Sepulveres New York Mets @mets.com · 19/09/2026Juan Soto absolutely CRUSHES a homer! 😤 313616
Danielle Sepulveres @ellesep.bsky.social · 19/09/2026The Apple broadcast is shit, make sure you’re listening to Howie 031
Danielle Sepulveres @ellesep.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Officially accepting restaurant recommendations for Mystic, CT 200
Danielle Sepulveres @ellesep.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Terrible week, terrible day, how’s a girl supposed to get to sleep in these conditions 020
Danielle Sepulveres @ellesep.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Cannot believe I had to put restrictions on who could reply to a fucking banal post about catering. Nothing is normal anymore. Everyone has lost their gd mind. 180
Danielle Sepulveres @ellesep.bsky.social · 17/09/2026There’s a movie filming outside my office and everyone has been doing down to get glimpses and I went down to tell the crew guys where they could get lunch if they were sick of catering 170
Danielle Sepulveres @ellesep.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Dude it is the TAMEST of jokes and the fact that you had to reply with a novel! calm down 000
Danielle Sepulveres @ellesep.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Am I supposed to give Raley a standing ovation if he blows a save or secures a save this weekend. Someone let me know k thanks 161
Reposted by Danielle Sepulveres darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 17/09/2026this week has gone on long enough tbh 742326188
Danielle Sepulveres @ellesep.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Baltimore can’t hurt me, I had matzoh ball soup tonight 160
Reposted by Danielle Sepulveres Danny Fearns @dannyfearns.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I don't follow Formula One, but good on them for using subtitles for the hard of hearing…  491918302
Danielle Sepulveres @ellesep.bsky.social · 16/09/2026A Yankee fan in my office said something completely inappropriate/despicable yesterday so I have no choice but to call the Etsy witch, hex his team, and make sure they eat shit in the playoffs. 160
Danielle Sepulveres @ellesep.bsky.social · 12/09/2026There are two things I know to be true in this life and that’s Francisco Lindor owns the Yankees and the Yankees will not be winning the World Series this year 1100