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JD Vyvanse

@elizle.bsky.social
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The Dankest IT Wizard. Goblin who understands computers better than other humans. E-waste connoisseur. Music is good. Land Cruiser. Gardening is fun. No one is free until everyone is free.

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JD Vyvanse @elizle.bsky.social · 4h
Pamplemousse Lacroix is hitting the spot this morning. 10/10.
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JD Vyvanse @elizle.bsky.social · 5h
Instead of buying video games I'm too tired to play, I buy tools that I'm too tired to use. I figure if the economy collapses, I'll still be able to barter with the ability to fix other people's problems.
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JD Vyvanse @elizle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If everyone in this picture died, the world would be a slightly better place.
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JD Vyvanse @elizle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I need to put my FR-S on the trickle charger because I am the world's slowest mechanic. And chances are, the quality of work isn't that good either. 🤭 It's the results that matter, I guess...
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ALL YOU NEED IS KURARARA @houraisan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
dude, does anyone else remember when he said this!!!!!!!!!! #epic #leftism #juchethought
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JD Vyvanse @elizle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Men who don't eat pussy are gay, actually.
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
SHIRT BY dashare.zone "TALK TO YOUR DOCTOR" - GET AT dashare.zone WEB SIGHT - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
BLACK TSHRIT BY dashare.zone admin - "TALK TO YOUR DOCTOR" I AM AMERICAN , I DONT HAVE A DOCTOR WHEN I GET SICK OR HURT I GO TO A BUILDING THAT USED TO SELL FAST FOOD
DESIGN BY DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN -DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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JD Vyvanse @elizle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Oops, I hyper-focused on local LLMs. Wendell convinced me that the corpos will try and use LLMs against us, so we have to leverage local AI against the corpos. Kinda like a tool is only as skilled as its operator.
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JD Vyvanse @elizle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I got Qwen3.6 32B A3B running at 27 tokens per second on an 8GB laptop GPU. OpenAI is so boned. Around 13 t/s with a 256k context using KV quantization. On a 3 year old ThinkPad.
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JD Vyvanse @elizle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Tech tutorials on YouTube always rule when the narrator is soft-spoken with a thick Tamil or Punjabi accent. Bonus points if there's a random fucking bird in the background.
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Learn Dirt @learndirt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
🌱 "A society grows great when old men plant trees whose shade they know they shall never sit in." —Greek Proverb
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JD Vyvanse @elizle.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Daylight is the answer to the question, "What if Title Fight were really into post-grunge?"
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JD Vyvanse @elizle.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFiPZIDKbHc Rest In Peace Captain Straitedge
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International Superheroes of Hardcore - Captain Straightedge
YouTube video by Elizle
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JD Vyvanse @elizle.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The wrong New Found Glory guitarist died.
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JD Vyvanse @elizle.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I'm not crying to Reach Beyond The Sun. I got something in my eyes. RIP xChadballx
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JD Vyvanse @elizle.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The legacy Office programs worked the same way every time you opened it. Maybe just make a good program that doesn't need patched every other week?
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The Onion @theonion.com · 21/09/2026
Bankrupt Kennedy Center Auctions Off JFK’s Skeleton theonion.com/bankrupt-kennedy-cente…
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acabylon 👻👻 BOO 👻👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
wait they film "the pitt" about a hospital in PITTSBURGH PA in california? so they're just liars???
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Brian ready to slap a dude with the text
"Don't have the means to disable a Flock camera? That's okay! You can still destroy every pair of meta glasses you see in public. And you should.
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Labor Notes @labornotes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Eight hundred workers at a Walmart distribution center in Canada succeeded where others have not: they are now working under a two-year contract with North America’s largest logistics giant labornotes.org/2026/09/cana...
labornotes.org
Canadian Walmart Workers Make History: A Union Contract
Eight hundred workers at a Walmart distribution center in Mississauga, Ontario, succeeded where others have not: they are now working under a two-year contract with North America’s largest logistics g...
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Learn Dirt @learndirt.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
🌱 "If we save our wild places, we will ultimately save ourselves." —Steve Irwin
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JD Vyvanse @elizle.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
They're supposed to do that shit before they deploy the updates.
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JD Vyvanse @elizle.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
My Land Cruiser doesn't leak as bad when it is parked level or with the front lower than the back. I should just go ahead and replace my pinion seal because every other seal and gasket has been replaced (by me) in the front axle. The sunroof doesn't leak at all.
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assbott.bsky.social @assbott.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I FUCKING LOVE A1 STEAK SAUCE I LOVE DRANKIN IT AT THE CRACKER BARREL
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JD Vyvanse @elizle.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Blue number one makes a green number two.
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JD Vyvanse @elizle.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
My favorite sound is a box fan.
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JD Vyvanse @elizle.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Sure, setting up a chron job to periodically chown a directory is hacky, but the correct methods aren't working...
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𝐟𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐠 @ruleo.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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JD Vyvanse @elizle.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I just bought rear knuckle bushings for my car. Went with Whiteline because OEM Subaru/Scion is clearly junk. Then again, I did drive over a huge curb on that side several years ago. I should probably measure my rear control arm and make sure it is in spec...
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JD Vyvanse @elizle.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Is the FJ80 supposed to leave the low beams on when you turn on the highs, or has one of the 7th previous owners done a little modification? It's insanely bright with cheap Amazon LED bulbs.
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Pile Of Garbage @pileofgarbage.net · 14/09/2026
Hell yeah! kotaku.com/blizzard-wor...
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Blizzard Workers Ratify Union Contract With Microsoft
Blizzard's many disparate unions are also being condensed into three groups for ease of future bargaining
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JD Vyvanse @elizle.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Men would have less time to be racist if they were building shit. That's why we need to bring back manufacturing jobs to the US. What's racism? I forgot, I was building shit with my comrades.
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Learn Dirt @learndirt.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
🌱 "The world's forests are a shared stolen treasure that we must put back for our children's future." —Desmond Tutu
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JD Vyvanse @elizle.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Dumb asses added so many ads to their site that it broke the CSS.
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A. Marmot 🌱 @aminus.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
BREAKING: a whistleblower has just quit company wikiHow, warning that within ten years, advanced wikiHow illustrations may kill us all
wikihow tutorial illustration with a man in baseball cap and pink shirt partially crouching, hands on thighs, and pivoting counterclockwise as shown by red arrows. Caption reads, "how to discretely get your balls unstuck from your thigh"
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The Onion @theonion.com · 11/09/2026
Google's 9/11 Homepage Design Stirs Controversy
Google's 9/11 Homepage Design Stirs Controversy
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assbott.bsky.social @assbott.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
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The Paul of the House of Usher @katamaridumassy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
25 years
cj @futurevictim_ tweet from 1:17 AM • 12 Sep 21

the only lasting 9/11 memory i have is when the budweiser ad with the kneeling clydesdales came on during the super bowl and i said "those horses are praying to mecca" and my friend's uncle got so mad that he had to go in the backyard
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JD Vyvanse @elizle.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Is there an IP-TV channel that's just 24/7 YTP? The video boab oyedivuth?
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The Onion @theonion.com · 10/09/2026
Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk theonion.com/report-you-to-be-fired…
Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk
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𝐟𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐠 @ruleo.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
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Learn Dirt @learndirt.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
🍂 Raking leaves is a scam. Just let them decompose.
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JD Vyvanse @elizle.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Why does Breakcore remind me of playing Playstation?
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gooner, the only online raccoon @sopranos69420.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
clits out for 9/11 ladies
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JD Vyvanse @elizle.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Its still in my headcanon that US intelligence broke up ETID because Keith was singing about Anarchy.
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JD Vyvanse @elizle.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
😭😭😭
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JD Vyvanse @elizle.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Nekrogoblikon is too good. How does this nonsense bang so hard?
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JD Vyvanse @elizle.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Open the door cheesy Michael
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JD Vyvanse @elizle.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I really need to finish migrating to that ThinkPad P1 that I bought and fixed. My X13 is great and portable, but I need a GPU to tinker with Qwen without completely relying on an SSH tunnel to my gaming workstation. Carrying both laptops is hurting my back.
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