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eliza

@elizable.bsky.social
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normal transgender wife she/her business account

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eliza @elizable.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
i'm alive and well, i just hate bsky now bc they're enforcing age checks in my region despite not being required by law. and i am not doing that shit. i can't even open my dms unless i verify my age and with that i'm now exclusively active on messaging apps. catch me on signal or discord or smth
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eliza @elizable.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
fuck this place, bsky owners aren't woke enough
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eliza @elizable.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
today i was reminded why i don't check bsky
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eliza @elizable.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
hey watch me spray this guy with stomach acid rq
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eliza @elizable.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
can't sleep. posting about the michael jackson chicken coverup .
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👁️🍄🪸 @bloomfilters.plus · 26/11/2025
observer gf - observing - detects ordinarily overlooked details - sees the big picture - learning to sit back and observe - "i'll take a look at that" - "yes, i'm keeping an eye on it" - scanning everything - "i see" - takes pleasure in looking - always watching - always watching - always wa
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eliza @elizable.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
downloaded a new app
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eliza @elizable.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
do i really have to wear pants today
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eliza @elizable.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
i think we made it gang
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eliza @elizable.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
i'm never gonna kill myself or intentionally put myself in harm's way but sometimes i might wish i was dead
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
Reminder if you are not good Christian do not say deez nuts
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raindro g but spooky @raindro.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
god gave you two hands so that you can pet two cats at the same time
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eliza @elizable.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
not another fucking asshole inspection
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eliza @elizable.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
landlords are old news, i'm an airlord
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Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 14/11/2025
Yawns are weird. You're tired? Why don't you open your mouth really big about it? What's that? You're not tired, but you saw someone else open their mouth big? Well, guess what.
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eliza @elizable.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
sometimes a pervert will follow me on here and it's like. why? i don't do anything hot on here. is it because i'm trans? i don't share my body with even my closest most trustworthy friends; i'm not gonna share it with a strange man on the internet
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eliza @elizable.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
if i was a doctor i would prescribe you whatever you want if you pass the vibe check
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eliza @elizable.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
this website sucks. the other ones suck too. capitalism and fascism bleed into everything. catch me irl, it's my only escape. or on discord i guess, still holding onto that for now.
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eliza @elizable.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
kangen memek dia enak gila
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eliza @elizable.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
as i was falling asleep i thought about how replacing a ceo with a frog would not change anything
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eliza @elizable.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
shut the fuck up i'm so chill
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eliza @elizable.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
i'm at 600 micropoggers
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eliza @elizable.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
women don't know anything source: i'm a woman
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eliza @elizable.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
everything will be okay once all the billionaires are gone
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spooky guaxinim rabudo 🎃 @annesauro.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
lindo eles comendo um bolo gay
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eliza @elizable.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
don't post from space
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eliza @elizable.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
nothing gets you tired before bed like Crying For Hours
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eliza @elizable.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
stopped my brain from attacking itself using FACTS and LOGIC
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eliza @elizable.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
hey doc i want you to remove these three cells in my pussy
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eliza @elizable.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
i should get an abortion too
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eliza @elizable.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
not enough based villains in this world. instead they're all cringe. completely fucking washed. where are my unwashed goat villains?
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eliza @elizable.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
happy monday i'm on a quest to kill god
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eliza @elizable.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
i go crazy style, then i eat it all, then i die.
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eliza @elizable.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
you agreed with my shitpost, you took the bait
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eliza @elizable.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
bananas in pyjamas now that is a crazy concept who thought of this
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eliza @elizable.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
i can't believe that a country with such an abundance and variety of beautiful land has a fascism problem like maybe go to a national park and let nature wash the hate away and heal you
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eliza @elizable.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
they're geolocating your ass on google maps
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🐄🎃 @tweedle.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
when u get a booboo ur body is like aight new skin comin up
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eliza @elizable.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
i'm like if posting bad was a gender
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eliza @elizable.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
smoking mutates you idk how it works
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eliza @elizable.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
do NOT make me turn into a being
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eliza @elizable.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
no don't put me in the straight jacket i don't like boys
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eliza @elizable.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
oh, so you're talking about the jerry seinfeld universe? where new york exists?
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eliza @elizable.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
i like the liquid at the beach
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eliza @elizable.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
i'm under a huge car
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eliza @elizable.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
consumerism 🤯
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eliza @elizable.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
stimming with the invisible wall
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eliza @elizable.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
ate two donuts that's my gender
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eliza @elizable.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
roleplaying as a sludge drinker
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eliza @elizable.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
they should make a coffee that just kills you
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