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First Class Smarty Pants

@elizabethhcons1.bsky.social
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PROUD Canadian! Prefer Animals over People. Mocking trump since 2016. Slava Ukraine. #ONEV1 #BLM #DemVoice1 #TeamTrudeau #BlueResisters #Trumpisaconvictedfelon #ElonisaNazi

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First Class Smarty Pants @elizabethhcons1.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
#IamJaneDoe Thank you for coming to my "Jane Talk" #JaneTalk Sorry "Ted", you need to sit this one out. ✊
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First Class Smarty Pants @elizabethhcons1.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Distribute your emotional weight differently so it doesn’t wear holes in your soul.
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First Class Smarty Pants @elizabethhcons1.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Is the parasite the guy in the picture because he looks hard to get rid of? Just sayin.
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First Class Smarty Pants @elizabethhcons1.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Question for Parents. Would you let your 8 year old child wander around a department store by themselves? In this scenario, you are in the store but a few aisles away, not in sight of your child. While I was once a kid, I’m not a parent. We were never allowed to. Tah!
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
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First Class Smarty Pants @elizabethhcons1.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Active-duty Air Force Major Jason Watson, arrested for protesting Trump.
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First Class Smarty Pants @elizabethhcons1.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Happy 🇨🇦 Day to my fellow Canadians. This year I’m extra grateful we have a sane Leader & not despised world wide. 🇨🇦Day Gnome took selfies at Spanish Banks, in Vancouver BC. He located a Vancouver Park outhouse toidy. One false hop & he’d b straight into a nightmare 😳. Know what he’s sayin?
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
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First Class Smarty Pants @elizabethhcons1.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
After working all day in the heat & looking like the leader of a sewer rat 🐀 (no offense rats), I went 2 buy a cider. It was there I was accosted by 2 crazy Swiss peeps celebrating God knows what? They insisted we sing 🇨🇦anthem, so we sang! @cbcnews.ca @globalnews.ca #WorldCup #FIFA
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First Class Smarty Pants @elizabethhcons1.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Dear🇺🇸, Don’t y’all wanna take time out to laugh again? Aren’t u tired of 24/7 misery? I’ve taken photos of thrift store t-shirts to give you a reason. Come on, u know u want to. xoxo Elizabeth the First Class Smarty Pants Canadian 🇨🇦
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
“For my next attention-seeking trick, I will have you concentrate on supposedly dangerous immigrants, my senseless fight with Europe, getting Greenland, bombing Iran, and building a BALLROOM—instead of my unqualified cabinet, crumbling mind, high gas prices, or pesky Epstein files. Look, a rabbit!”
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Nancy Lucía López @cybergata.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Artist Maria Pavlova, Russian born 1979, "Black and White", #CatArt
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Marc Elias @marcelias.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Elias law Group is currently litigating 85 voting and election cases across 37 states and DC.
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
A reminder that E-V-E-R-Y-T-H-I-N-G he does is a distraction from the sex crimes he, if there is justice, will be imprisoned for. On November 3rd, 2026: #AccountabilityIsComing
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First Class Smarty Pants @elizabethhcons1.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Now do Maralardo and the White House.
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Art Candee 🍿🥤 @artcandee.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
I HAVEN’T FORGOTTEN ABOUT THE EPSTEIN FILES. Say it with me. I HAVEN’T FORGOTTEN ABOUT THE EPSTEIN FILES. I HAVEN’T FORGOTTEN ABOUT THE EPSTEIN FILES. I HAVEN’T FORGOTTEN ABOUT THE EPSTEIN FILES. I HAVEN’T FORGOTTEN ABOUT THE EPSTEIN FILES.
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TizzyWoman @tizzywoman.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
We will not stop talking about the #EpsteinFiles. We will not stop talking about the #EpsteinFiles. We will not stop talking about the #EpsteinFiles. We will not stop talking about the #EpsteinFiles. We will not stop talking about the #EpsteinFiles.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Good Q @SarahKSilvermam
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First Class Smarty Pants @elizabethhcons1.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
From FaceBook….. So apparently white Americans in Minneapolis are putting Mexican flags on their cars so ICE agents waste time pulling them over. They call it ICE fishing. 😂
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 06/02/2026
Mamdani: "I speak of Renee Good, whose final words to the man who murdered her were, 'I'm not mad at you.' I speak of Alex Pretti who died as he lived, caring for the stranger. ICE shot him bc he did something they could never fathom ... let us offer a new path: one of defiance through compassion."
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First Class Smarty Pants @elizabethhcons1.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
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Brandy Jensen @brandyjensen.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Catherine O’Hara didn’t steal scenes she just showed up and ownership automatically defaulted to her
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First Class Smarty Pants @elizabethhcons1.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Canadian here. We are better than this!! #stopice
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Holy shit.
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First Class Smarty Pants @elizabethhcons1.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Go Penguins, go.
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First Class Smarty Pants @elizabethhcons1.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
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Cengiz Yar @cengizyar.com · 22/12/2025
CBS didn't run the 60 Minutes segment on CECOT, but over here at @propublica.org we've been working on the story since March, including finding out who each and every man sent to that maximum security prison was. You can see our reporting here: www.propublica.org/series/depor...
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A case-by-case investigation that examines the Trump administration’s claims that these immigrants are all “sick criminals” and “terrorists” and that shows what they suffered during months in one of t...
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First Class Smarty Pants @elizabethhcons1.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
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First Class Smarty Pants @elizabethhcons1.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
You do not need digital applause. You are enough. Validate yourself.
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
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Mark Bechtel @markymark757.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
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First Class Smarty Pants @elizabethhcons1.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Let Max in the damn library!! He’s got to do research for his thesis on living harmoniously with mice.
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First Class Smarty Pants @elizabethhcons1.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Don’t explain yourself. Not everyone deserves access to your thoughts.
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First Class Smarty Pants @elizabethhcons1.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Don’t be an ungrateful tomato in someone’s life.
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First Class Smarty Pants @elizabethhcons1.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
You are worth more than you’ve been told. Way more. Like stars in Heaven more. Remember that.
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First Class Smarty Pants @elizabethhcons1.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
I chose me. I chose peace. Because I finally understood I deserve the same grace I kept giving to everyone else.
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First Class Smarty Pants @elizabethhcons1.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
ICE 1943 ancestors? No masks. Dogs and guns. Coming to an American town near you? We are watching from Canada and support normal Americans. #Resist
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Angus: Canada is reconsidering that relationship with China. Why? Because we can no longer trust the US. And we know that we have 150, maybe more, Canadians in custody at ICE detention centers. We had two Canadians under Chinese custody and it caused a huge outcry. We now have over 150 in the US.
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First Class Smarty Pants @elizabethhcons1.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
I can't sleep because I can't stop thinking about why cats always look like they are about to testify against you in court.
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a fluffy kitten is sitting next to a cup of coffee with its hair blowing in the wind .
ALT: a fluffy kitten is sitting next to a cup of coffee with its hair blowing in the wind .
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👣Coco👣 🇺🇦 🇪🇺 @nortygirl.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
Don't mess with frogs.....🐸
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🇺🇸💙💙🤔🤨CJ🤣🧐💙💙🇺🇸 @cnice59.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
I Agree Wholeheartedly! 👇🏼👇🏽👇🏾
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elsievoteblue.bsky.social @elsievoteblue.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
Listen up people 💙This administration has hired nothing but a bunch of crackpots !! To the MAGAs who are following these idiots, you are all in for a wake up call! As they’re leading you to your destination of death ! #DemVoice1 #ProudBlue #DemsUnited
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
ICYMI: “And now, a response from the leader of the frog resistance...” 🐸 🎵 #Colbert
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