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Elise @elisium.northsky.social · 17/10/2026

i like to joke that if you wear (number of guy who does good defensive lineman) stuff, you should have to do pushups if asked, but jeez, if you wear (fancy dancy WR number) and knock a bunch of shit down and don't pick it up you should be penalized in a big way

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Elise @elisium.northsky.social · 17/10/2026

dickhead guy in a (college football team player who is good at doing fancy stuff) jersey knocked over like a shitload of little shot bottles of fireball/etc at the local beer store so i briefly became a stock clerk helping the 16/yo who works there. anyway, fuck that guy.

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Elise @elisium.northsky.social · 13/10/2026

going 2 my nail appointment, freaking out bc its changing my enclosure.

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Elise @elisium.northsky.social · 13/10/2026

skele u know i dont online normal amount style, take someone elses word next time. mines trash w/r/t normal

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Elise @elisium.northsky.social · 13/10/2026

wrongo, its the terminally online left plus elise, who is the normal amount of online

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Elise @elisium.northsky.social · 10/10/2026

the kapsalon/oliebol ratio does mean that country should sink into the ocean

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Elise @elisium.northsky.social · 10/10/2026

calculated good/bad ratio of about 0.

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Elise @elisium.northsky.social · 10/10/2026

(hits huge ass blunt) the netherlands.

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Elise @elisium.northsky.social · 07/10/2026

because lord knows that job must suck.

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Elise @elisium.northsky.social · 07/10/2026

i dont know if its legal in this state to just be holding a shotgun when answering the door but it probably is, and i wager id feel real bad if i did that and it was a postal worker. so there goes that idea. no LL bean in walking distance either. so. ill just keep answering the door and be polite

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Elise @elisium.northsky.social · 07/10/2026

i always answer the door when it gets knocked on bc when its a postal worker i like to offer them a little beverage. a seltzer perhaps. something like that. this beautiful ritual i hold dear has thus far twice created a situation where i was speaking to a man today who didnt even work for the USPS.

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Elise @elisium.northsky.social · 05/10/2026

a house of brick and hardwood likes that. the tweeter not blowing out.

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Elise @elisium.northsky.social · 05/10/2026

WIFE LIED speakers from 70 years ago have distinct polarity in the stupid signal control way. right speaker jas bass now.

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Elise @elisium.northsky.social · 03/10/2026

my therapist decided we should stop doing EMDR because it was giving me panic attacks. i was like "but its working!" and it was! but she was right, associating panic attacks with therapy is bad for therapy. ive chewed through a lotta therapists and that was a very nice "oh i like this one" moment

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Elise @elisium.northsky.social · 03/10/2026

i love my hair lady but as a Neurotic the hardest thing ive ever done is see her with dirty ass unwashed hair

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Elise @elisium.northsky.social · 03/10/2026

me: what if its a hassle my hair lady: if youve washed your hair in the last five days we're rebooking without a fee.

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Elise @elisium.northsky.social · 03/10/2026

texting my friend about if i should be worried about my hair being poofy after taking braids out before seeing my hair lady like she hasnt turned me away becuase my hair was too clean. she doesnt care. my hair could have mud in it. what matters to her is that its fuckin Dirty. and it better be dirty

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Elise @elisium.northsky.social · 02/10/2026

yes regis, i fear he his not. thank you for the million bucks.

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Elise @elisium.northsky.social · 02/10/2026

everyone must cultivate a life wherein you can text your friends extremely cunty boyfriend about if a classical composer is cunty with the knowledge that if it was the last question on who wants to be a millionaire, hed respond in seconds, and then youd win.

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Elise @elisium.northsky.social · 02/10/2026

snatched waist shaped brows. cunty.

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Elise @elisium.northsky.social · 02/10/2026

perhaps i simply trust them too much... but why would they seek to harm me?

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Elise @elisium.northsky.social · 02/10/2026

the eunuchs in my life are practicing radical honesty and they keep telling me to be less of a hater. i preferred scheming. i have to scheme with gay men now.

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Elise @elisium.northsky.social · 30/09/2026

naked under kotatsu 90% speedrun clocked into today at about fifteen mins, im betting by mid november ill have that to about 5 mins and a 100%.

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Elise @elisium.northsky.social · 28/09/2026

hell yeah brother whats he doing next College Football Day

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Elise @elisium.northsky.social · 28/09/2026

the funniest thing about liking cfb is when nfl happens and everyome gets much more pissed off

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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 26/09/2026

Have I played “Control Resonant”? Sorry…I’m too busy reading the story of a man who “Controls Rocinante”…that’s right, Miguel Cervantes’ immortal tale “Don Quixote de La Mancha”. So you enjoy your strange “Federal Bureau”…I’ll be delighting in the adventures of Sancho Panza and his “Friendly Burro”

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Elise @elisium.northsky.social · 25/09/2026

hes gonna put me on BP meds. i just know it. i think because of the high blood pressure and the family history of heart conditions.

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Elise @elisium.northsky.social · 25/09/2026

forgot to spend the last two and a half months regulalrly checking my blood pressure so im gonna do that every day till my drs apt and hey! thats the same!

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Elise @elisium.northsky.social · 25/09/2026

i like how in my many braid posts you can see my New Jersey I Love This Shit hand motions

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Elise @elisium.northsky.social · 25/09/2026

texting my most vascular friend about if he can do a heart braid in my hair and lace it with a leather shoe lace for a fun lattice type deal. he did this today so i bet its a yes.

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Jeannie Chalupa (a pebble) @ephusophus.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

it's more like the girl reading this

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Elise @elisium.northsky.social · 22/09/2026

one i got into an argument on discogs bc he never sent it to me and like. mods got involved. anyway it's never been played and should be soon.

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Jeannie Chalupa (a pebble) @ephusophus.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Michael Pemulis vinyl spotted

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Elise @elisium.northsky.social · 22/09/2026

there's two and i've not played either yet.

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Elise @elisium.northsky.social · 21/09/2026

each speaker is about 45 pounds. and the furniture i need to slide ten inches over weighs about as much as i do. some would say thats a crazy thing to be real damn stoked for but i am so stoked. even got better speaker wire, so everything is getting new hookups. hell yeah.

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Elise @elisium.northsky.social · 21/09/2026

working a clopen tomorrow after an exhausting excursion for a funeral that was technically my vacation but i have new speakers to hook up and hot damn am i excited to spend two hours after work running speaker wire and entirely redoing where i have my setup bc them thangs are big

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The Teachings of Don B @donaldbarthelme.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I started to tell him to stop playing those goddamn bongo drums but then I said to myself, No, that’s not right. You got to let him play his goddamn bongo drums if he feels like it, it’s part of the misery of democracy, to which I subscribe.

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Elise @elisium.northsky.social · 16/09/2026

heuristic interstellar volitionist activists*. HIV itself cannot use grant money

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Elise @elisium.northsky.social · 16/09/2026

in florida the state government was attempting to shut down the Alien Drugs Assistance Plan. Thankfully, with the help of a vast community of over 12000 Heuristic Instellar Volitionists, the vital program that supplies Alien Drugs to over 4000 at risk patients will remain funded.

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Elise @elisium.northsky.social · 16/09/2026

at my job we had one where it was a game that aesthetically was created to look like Space Invaders where youd determine what was an wasnt phishing emails and it find/replaced AIDS to ALIENS in edited emails from the ceo

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Elise @elisium.northsky.social · 15/09/2026

apparently westinghouse made some really good vacuum tubes in the sixties.

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Elise @elisium.northsky.social · 15/09/2026

i continue to play my thirteen year in the making long game of getting her father to give me a record player with a custom tone arm

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