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Elise @elisium.northsky.social · 17/10/2026

i like to joke that if you wear (number of guy who does good defensive lineman) stuff, you should have to do pushups if asked, but jeez, if you wear (fancy dancy WR number) and knock a bunch of shit down and don't pick it up you should be penalized in a big way

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Elise @elisium.northsky.social · 17/10/2026

dickhead guy in a (college football team player who is good at doing fancy stuff) jersey knocked over like a shitload of little shot bottles of fireball/etc at the local beer store so i briefly became a stock clerk helping the 16/yo who works there. anyway, fuck that guy.

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Elise @elisium.northsky.social · 13/10/2026

going 2 my nail appointment, freaking out bc its changing my enclosure.

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Elise @elisium.northsky.social · 07/10/2026

because lord knows that job must suck.

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Elise @elisium.northsky.social · 07/10/2026

i dont know if its legal in this state to just be holding a shotgun when answering the door but it probably is, and i wager id feel real bad if i did that and it was a postal worker. so there goes that idea. no LL bean in walking distance either. so. ill just keep answering the door and be polite

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Elise @elisium.northsky.social · 07/10/2026

i always answer the door when it gets knocked on bc when its a postal worker i like to offer them a little beverage. a seltzer perhaps. something like that. this beautiful ritual i hold dear has thus far twice created a situation where i was speaking to a man today who didnt even work for the USPS.

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Elise @elisium.northsky.social · 05/10/2026

WIFE LIED speakers from 70 years ago have distinct polarity in the stupid signal control way. right speaker jas bass now.

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Elise @elisium.northsky.social · 03/10/2026

i love my hair lady but as a Neurotic the hardest thing ive ever done is see her with dirty ass unwashed hair

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Elise @elisium.northsky.social · 03/10/2026

me: what if its a hassle my hair lady: if youve washed your hair in the last five days we're rebooking without a fee.

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Elise @elisium.northsky.social · 03/10/2026

texting my friend about if i should be worried about my hair being poofy after taking braids out before seeing my hair lady like she hasnt turned me away becuase my hair was too clean. she doesnt care. my hair could have mud in it. what matters to her is that its fuckin Dirty. and it better be dirty

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Elise @elisium.northsky.social · 02/10/2026

yes regis, i fear he his not. thank you for the million bucks.

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Elise @elisium.northsky.social · 02/10/2026

everyone must cultivate a life wherein you can text your friends extremely cunty boyfriend about if a classical composer is cunty with the knowledge that if it was the last question on who wants to be a millionaire, hed respond in seconds, and then youd win.

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Elise @elisium.northsky.social · 30/09/2026

naked under kotatsu 90% speedrun clocked into today at about fifteen mins, im betting by mid november ill have that to about 5 mins and a 100%.

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Elise @elisium.northsky.social · 28/09/2026

the funniest thing about liking cfb is when nfl happens and everyome gets much more pissed off

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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 26/09/2026

Have I played “Control Resonant”? Sorry…I’m too busy reading the story of a man who “Controls Rocinante”…that’s right, Miguel Cervantes’ immortal tale “Don Quixote de La Mancha”. So you enjoy your strange “Federal Bureau”…I’ll be delighting in the adventures of Sancho Panza and his “Friendly Burro”

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Elise @elisium.northsky.social · 25/09/2026

hes gonna put me on BP meds. i just know it. i think because of the high blood pressure and the family history of heart conditions.

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Elise @elisium.northsky.social · 25/09/2026

forgot to spend the last two and a half months regulalrly checking my blood pressure so im gonna do that every day till my drs apt and hey! thats the same!

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Elise @elisium.northsky.social · 25/09/2026

i like how in my many braid posts you can see my New Jersey I Love This Shit hand motions

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Elise @elisium.northsky.social · 25/09/2026

texting my most vascular friend about if he can do a heart braid in my hair and lace it with a leather shoe lace for a fun lattice type deal. he did this today so i bet its a yes.

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Jeannie Chalupa (a pebble) @ephusophus.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

it's more like the girl reading this

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Jeannie Chalupa (a pebble) @ephusophus.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Michael Pemulis vinyl spotted

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Elise @elisium.northsky.social · 21/09/2026

each speaker is about 45 pounds. and the furniture i need to slide ten inches over weighs about as much as i do. some would say thats a crazy thing to be real damn stoked for but i am so stoked. even got better speaker wire, so everything is getting new hookups. hell yeah.

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Elise @elisium.northsky.social · 21/09/2026

working a clopen tomorrow after an exhausting excursion for a funeral that was technically my vacation but i have new speakers to hook up and hot damn am i excited to spend two hours after work running speaker wire and entirely redoing where i have my setup bc them thangs are big

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The Teachings of Don B @donaldbarthelme.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I started to tell him to stop playing those goddamn bongo drums but then I said to myself, No, that’s not right. You got to let him play his goddamn bongo drums if he feels like it, it’s part of the misery of democracy, to which I subscribe.

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Elise @elisium.northsky.social · 15/09/2026

apparently westinghouse made some really good vacuum tubes in the sixties.

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Elise @elisium.northsky.social · 15/09/2026

i continue to play my thirteen year in the making long game of getting her father to give me a record player with a custom tone arm

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Elise @elisium.northsky.social · 15/09/2026

in yet another huge elise win i ripped a bunch of vacuum tubes out of something that was gonna get thrown away at work and wifes father is incredibly excited

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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

man hell yes. had dinner. and you know where that puts me....one step closer to bedtime

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Elise @elisium.northsky.social · 10/09/2026

I CAST ALPRAZOLAM AND HEADPHONES

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Elise @elisium.northsky.social · 10/09/2026

wife has started playing metaphor rephantazio and the fairie has a xanax spell that calms you down by giving you background music

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Elise @elisium.northsky.social · 10/09/2026

me: i have a very very tiny fever my wife: OH! OH MIETTE IS DYING

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Jeannie Chalupa (a pebble) @ephusophus.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Is there a setting where you keep a person's reposts but turn off their original posts because that's the one you're probably going to want to use for me.

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Elise @elisium.northsky.social · 06/09/2026

what my job does to a pair of timbs after two years

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Elise @elisium.northsky.social · 03/09/2026

i am unhurt, so far. i may have waited a few minutes longer than i shouldve. brought me joy tho.

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Elise @elisium.northsky.social · 03/09/2026

the homosexual instinct to text your bosses best work friend that "he almost ended up needing to hire a new manager after today" and giving a few minutes for the text chain to start before revealing that it was because i almost got killed while riding my bike home.

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Elise @elisium.northsky.social · 02/09/2026

tomorrow i probably wont be sad. it never lasts long. but its been the whole day and im sad.

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Elise @elisium.northsky.social · 02/09/2026

like ok i guess ill sit here and feel Sad. what am i gonna do? weeping is the depression. so is sobbing. and hell, so are a lot of other things. but sad? sad sits about in a way depression doesnt. depression is an omnipresent shadow. sad is like, a bad cut of meat, and you eat it to stay alive.

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Elise @elisium.northsky.social · 02/09/2026

being just "sad" will always be wild to me. oscillating between Hell Yeah and I Could Die and Thats Ok feels pretty normal, and here i am, healthy, medicated, and just sortve fucking sad, and i wish i had either an extreme emotion or a reason for sadness. got neither.

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Elise @elisium.northsky.social · 02/09/2026

deeply sad for no reason today. staring at the ceiling and stuff. fully on the verge even though i did laundry and cleaned the shower.

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Elise @elisium.northsky.social · 29/08/2026

the masarati is like the givenchy of cars

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Elise @elisium.northsky.social · 29/08/2026

i do not understand the masarati. you have 170000 dollars. you get something with a v12 that breaks instead of a porche? what is wrong with you.

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Elise @elisium.northsky.social · 27/08/2026

not worried tho. im getting some great braids tomorrow. not based on pictures.

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Elise @elisium.northsky.social · 27/08/2026

u text a guy and say "how much of a pain in the ass am i if i ask for fancy braids" and then you realize that, even if you can ask for anything, you just have piccys with no instructions

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Elise @elisium.northsky.social · 26/08/2026

the gold undertone to the silver changes colors in the light its awesome

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Elise @elisium.northsky.social · 26/08/2026

the gods in this instance being my hair stylist.

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